James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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A Man with Anger | Tue 2-3-26 03.02.2026 1:54:29

Sean Grayson deserve 20 years? FE: curved water? 1870s black inventions. Is a 13yo innocent? The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 3, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:57) News, IQ vs disciplined mind (0:06:59) Hey, guys! (0:09:15) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL, Rashad Richey, Sean Grayson, Chauvin, Taxes, education (0:16:59) D: perpetual 14yo mind (0:18:18) D: Epstein didn’t himself? L....

Don't Hate Your Home | Mon 2-2-26 02.02.2026 1:54:47

Hating home… RIP H. K. Edgerton… FE gets dunked-on… Don Lemon and terrorized church people… Segregation: Is it about character? The Hake Report, Monday, February 2, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:06) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:37) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Anime resentment stories (0:11:10) 📞 MEADE, Richmond, VA: RIP HK Edgarton; Commiewealth of VA, CA (0:21:43) 📞 ALEX, CA: Epstein...

Men Aren't Overly Dramatic | Fri 1-30-26 30.01.2026 1:55:07

Unmask & bodycam ICE? “Free Luigi”? Trump, father of the world, put war with Iran on calendar?! Mountain lion in SF? It’s OK not to have an opinion or watch the Alex Pretti video. FE further debunked! The Hake Report, Friday, January 30, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Unmasking, Bodycams… (0:05:06) Disclaimer / death threat on journalists (0:07:46) Punchie’s coffee / Beverly Hills (0:10:5...

Worst HAKE Ever | Thu 1-29-26 29.01.2026 1:54:31

Hake got caught not paying attention. 🙈 Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq? The Hake Report, Thursday, January 29, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:38) Patience? NOT! (0:04:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! Teeth tee! (0:06:37) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Punchie Penguin (0:12:09) W7: Jesus is not God billboard (0:15:36) W7: FE. Copernicus. I’...

Now You Know How We Feel | Wed 1-28-26 28.01.2026 1:54:25

Calls: Interracial attraction and rap culture. Trump has no stomach to stay strong…? Tender-hearted discussion about Alex Pretti and police. The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 28, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:05) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:23) Embracing senseless (0:07:24) 💬 Super: Shout-ooot (0:08:28) 🗒️ DSM update (0:18:17) Trump, Immigration, Minnesota: Wait and see (0:20...

'Conspiracy of Concealment' | Tue 1-27-26 27.01.2026 1:54:41

Keith Green: Jesus is the Way. Crime in the North, 1950s: Less in the South! On r—, s—, and lies in history. Minneapolis: Fatal foolishness. The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 27, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:36) 💬 Super: TIME article upcoming (0:04:56) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:08:33) 💬 Supers… Cesar on Ye, Nick (0:16:13) 💬 Coffees… (0:18:57) 🎥 Keith Green on Christianity… (...

Good Ones | Mon 1-26-26 26.01.2026 1:54:41

RIP Alex Pretti: Libs excited. Ever play dumb to fit in? A white man and black Jewish Christian talk. Haters have their “good ones,” based on judgment. Some people want hate! The Hake Report, Monday, January 26, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:23) 🙏 RIP Alex Pretti (0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! Daddy didn’t leave… LOCK YOUR DOOR (0:10:21) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Weather! Greta… (0...

I Hear the Welfare in His Voice | Fri 1-23-26 23.01.2026 1:56:33

Hake is not into callers getting personal, but they do: Gossip and slander. “Can’t we all just get along?” 57 symbols on a Brooklyn playground?! Church protest vs J6: Which was worse? The Hake Report, Friday, January 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:26) 💬 Rumble Rant: Haitian revolt / Tech issue… (0:06:03) 🎶 “Dreamanow” - Bright Lights (0:10:28) Hey, guys! Lynyrd Skyn...

Always Doing What's Right | Thu 1-22-26 22.01.2026 1:54:31

Mud huts in 2026. Black-white relations. Jewish Americans doing what’s right? Immigration’s effect on the black community: Not worth mentioning? The Hake Report, Thursday, January 22, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:05) Hey, guys! (0:06:57) 📞 HADEN: America’s founding and my black callers. (0:19:19) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: white Hispanic? Mud huts are genius. Mark concern. (0:2...

Who's Your Commander? | Wed 1-21-26 21.01.2026 1:54:31

Caller wars drag on. Black lib and angry white hold a Christian discussion. Not Norman Rockwell! IShowSpeed vs dad: American. Slow. The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 21, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer: MLK vs FBI, both liars? Super: Jim/Jimmy (0:07:42) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:09:19) 💬 Super: Every MLK Blvd? (0:10:18) 📞 WILLIAM III: Stand up. Silly callers. Falling for MLK. Seg. vs...

Adversaries Coming Together | Tue 1-20-26 20.01.2026 1:54:27

Whites and blacks come together to reason with one another here! Advice for dealing with 18yo wayward spoiled son? Reaction to yesterday’s fiery caller Mark. The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:25) Debanking and Trump (0:07:26) Hey, guys! (0:09:27) 📞 HADEN, TX: MLK Day. Mark’s epic call yesterday. (0:14:33) HADEN: Ronnie tryna discredit me. (0:22:03)...

MLK is STILL divisive! | Mon 1-19-26 19.01.2026 1:56:05

Scarface was Cuban, not Italian. Poor Hasidic Jews, NYC. Do we evil men knowingly lie? Mark “The Legend” calls on MLK Day! The Hake Report, Monday, January 19, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start, Kangaroo, Disclaimer (0:05:27) Hey, guys! (0:08:45) 💬 Super: Cuban, not Italian (0:12:35) They don’t listen, they accuse (0:14:04) 🗒️ Moon trip: “Making history” (0:19:32) 📞 JOHN, KY: Sicilians 1500s...

"Be Good" | Fri 1-16-26 16.01.2026 1:54:35

Calls: Noise assault, and other crime. Distracted vaxx theorists. Trump’s gesture to PDF protector accuser? OK? Mark Ruffalo pin for Renee Good. The Hake Report, Friday, January 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Caledonian Elixir (0:04:51) Trump crackdown please? (0:06:30) Hey, guys! (0:09:19) … Print quality (0:14:05) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: The fight over the noise attack (0:20:29) DAVID:...

Crime Is a Tool of the Left | Thu 1-15-26 15.01.2026 1:54:53

Callers talking sense. Malcolm X had the wrong attitude: We ARE weaker when one is sick! Did Italians start “no-snitch culture”? Scott Adams’ viral statements. John Adams spelled it “Koran”! The Hake Report, Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD 📢 HAKE APPEARANCE: Caledonian Elixir https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/15/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir-thu-1-15-26 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start *...

Very Badly Treated | Wed 1-14-26 14.01.2026 1:54:21

Trump criticized Civil Rights. Errol Musk warned against a white minority. The black mindset… from rap? Are Southerners more down to earth? The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 14, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! Facts vs Truth (0:05:43) 📞 HADEN, TX: Renee Good, “white” (0:08:24) HADEN: Trump on civil rights: White people very badly treated (0:11:51) HADEN: Elon Musk...

Reckless Disregard for Fellowman | Tue 1-13-26 13.01.2026 1:54:41

RIP Scott Adams. “Renee Good” discussion. Ashli Babbitt? Walking stick! Reddit: broken windows policing, please! “Coal pop!” -Sweet Brown The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 13, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start: RIP Scott Adams, Disclaimer, Don’t cry (0:05:09) Hey, guys! Hake shops (0:08:34) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Cop was unjustified but I was for it. Evil institution. (0:13:58) It was justified (0:17:...

The Hard Way | Mon 1-12-26 12.01.2026 1:54:39

Scott Adams turned Christian, dying? Trump: Getting Greenland from Denmark, not Russia or China. Hake’s favorite phrase(s)? “Autistic” Barbie. Cop cussed! The Hake Report, Monday, January 12, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:17) Scott Adams, others… (0:05:27) Hey, guys! Crying, lying tee… (0:07:23) 🗒️ Scott Adams, Pascal’s Wager (0:14:10) 🎥 Fed chair Jerome Powell swallowing hard (0:22...

Canada Poisoned the North's Mind | Fri 1-9-26 09.01.2026 1:54:27

Canada poisoned the North’s minds! Punchie TV praise! Gov’t-mother collusion. Did Tim Walz fear fragging? ICE agent dragged! Lesbian unity on politics. The Hake Report, Friday, January 9, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimers * (0:03:26) Hey, guys! I Disavow * (0:06:21) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Height? * (0:08:35) MICHAEL: Venezuela! … Canada becoming a problem! * (0:12:43) MICHAEL: Can...

Reckless Communists | Thu 1-8-26 08.01.2026 1:54:41

We discuss the passing of Renee Good, who drove at an ICE agent, and the Antifa-type protests. Maduro said: Happy New Year! The Hake Report, Thursday, January 8, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:00:33) 💬 Supers: Cashapp, DLive, Police, noncompliant PEOPLE (0:05:46) 💬 Super: Rumble, Popcorn, Ronnie, Mark … (0:09:58) Hey, guys! (0:11:25) 💬 Supers… Commandeur Kim on the protestor gal (0:21...

Blind Judgment | Wed 1-7-26 07.01.2026 1:54:43

Philip Yancey affair. Ronnie judges ignoramuses. Mickey Rourke doesn’t want charity! Mt Baldy danger. Was Rosa Parks fit? Adam looked like Vin Diesel? The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 7, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start: Environmentalist deadly fires, Disclaimers (0:07:06) Hey, guys! (0:08:59) 💬 Super / Coffees (0:11:04) Funding needy families (0:12:39) 🗒️ Philip Yancey … (0:20:31) 🎥 201...

Nick Shirley Redeems Utah | Tue 1-6-26 06.01.2026 1:54:35

I now understand grouchy older guys. Grok: Language is political. Nick Shirley, young Mormon YouTuber! Somalis, Tim Walz, Maduro, and fake UPS crime. The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 6, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:42) 🎥 Trash, Disclaimer (0:04:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! Hake tees (0:07:07) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Trying to make you r—cist. Reprobate… (0:10:35) 🎥 DAVID: Trump: “garbage.” Rob...

Is Trump a Doormat? | Mon 1-5-26 05.01.2026 1:54:35

I’m back! Trump grabbed Maduro! Fraud in America! I like how Tish James pronounces Zohran Kwame Mamdani. Does God answer prayer? Is Trump a doormat? The Hake Report, Monday, January 5, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:05:30) Hey, guys! (0:06:52) 💬 Supers… (0:02:23) 🗣️ Venezuela (0:19:55) Jim’s lil story about Venezuela … (0:24:10) Meanwhile, in America… Voter shenanigans, “Fraud is bad” (...

See You Next Year | Tue 12-23-25 23.12.2025 1:54:05

Christmas/Christian songs. Parents raising “bad” kids, giving “bad” gifts. “Wife guys.” Kids stealing vs borrowing cars. Bolshevik diversity? The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 23, 2025 AD NO MORE HAKE till Mon, Jan 5, 2026 AD — Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️ (0:00:00) Start (0:02:46) 🎶 “O Holy Night” - Phil Hahn, Steve Johnson (0:08:37) Hey, guys!...

It's Warmer in Jail | Mon 12-22-25 22.12.2025 1:54:35

Crime going wild: Need tough guys! Trump’s EEOC anti-discrimination. Pastor faces jail housing homeless in church illegally! No heaven for non-FE! Narcissist “false prophet”?! The Hake Report, Monday, December 22, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer, Last two days, 💬 Super… (0:04:38) Hey, guys! (0:05:50) 💬 Super: Greggatron (0:07:58) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Marvin Gaye. Court. PDF. Ju...

Pilgrim's Christmas | Fri 12-19-25 19.12.2025 1:53:39

Messy start. Trump’s pot plan? Christmas: condemned in the Bible? FE space and sunset denier claims the sun is amongst the clouds! The Hake Report, Friday, December 19, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:19) 🎶 Intro (0:05:21) Super: Walking Rosco (0:08:11) 📞 ART, OH… not sure what he’s talking about. OH, Allen from MI (0:12:42) ART: Michigan Coach Sherrone Brown (0:15:52) ART: Kaitlan C...