James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Full of Yourself | Fri 11-21-25 21.11.2025 1:55:21

Candace? Louis Till? 10-percent rational. Al Bundy actor got over himself a little! Female ex-fan turned on Trump, JLP, and Hake! Black people fighting over white people! The Hake Report, Friday, November 21, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:58) 💬 Israel? (0:04:45) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:37) 📞 TERRI, OR: Candace on Charlie. Our Future President? (0:17:40) 💬 Rumble: Louis Till. Scott Ada...

They're All the Same 🤯 | Thu 11-20-25 20.11.2025 1:58:31

Marjorie “Traitor” Cringe Queen! More Emmett Till debate! Immigration changing America. Trump scolds ABC reporter for Saudi prince! The Hake Report, Thursday, November 20, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:17) 💬 Super: Rumble Rant: Porkchop on Obama boys (0:04:26) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:45) 🖼️ Sheila Chefilus-McCormick (0:16:36) Social safety net (0:21:48) 💬 Super: Rex: God already won (0...

'Quiet, piggy!' | Wed 11-19-25 19.11.2025 1:54:33

Know-it-alls in “education.” Did Trump say, “Quiet, piggy!”? Epstein drama. Dems to military: Disobey! Medicaid. Crime. Ardene cusses! The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 19, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:52) Disclaimer, etc. * (0:03:37) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe * (0:07:32) 🎥 Know-it-all prof gal vs TPUSA at Purdue * (0:12:14) 🎥 Trump: Quiet, McGee? * (0:25:44) 📞 MIT, Austral...

More Arguing with Grok | Tue 11-18-25 18.11.2025 1:54:37

Lemme adjust the camera. Prince Andrew railroaded? Hake argues with Grok: “Infrastructure,” communist buzzword. Republicans’ Marxist roots. The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 18, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:11) Disclaim (0:03:12) 🎶 Hey, guys! Twice… Jon Parfitt / Bright Lights - Come Out (0:10:57) 📞 JAIME, MN: CA building costs, state and local regulations. CEQA, NIMBY (0:21:55)...

Protecting Women vs Propagandizing | Mon 11-17-25 17.11.2025 1:54:51

Marjorie the queen turns “woman”! Mamdani for your kids! Red Army R’d German gals! Gaza not protecting women, children! The Hake Report, Monday, November 17, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:36) Intro * (0:04:12) 🗣️ MTG the queen is fallen * (0:06:43) 🎥 MTG: he called me a traitor! “I support him.” End “toxic” fighting! * (0:18:23) 🗒️ MTG feels the Epstein victims’ pain * (0:20:14)...

Living in Your Head | Fri 11-14-25 14.11.2025 1:55:35

Boomers’ home prices. No-talent America: Trump visa talk? Coyote nursed to health. Stevie Nicks’ “repro rights.” Climate scare! The Hake Report, Friday, November 14, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:04:41) 🎶 Intro (0:06:43) 📞 🎶 MICHAEL, French Canada (0:09:49) MICHAEL: Hey boomers, we’re not lazy! INFLATION! (0:17:29) MICHAEL: Socialist? Too much money in gov’t… (0:22:45) MICHAEL: Love...

Makers Vs Takers | Thu 11-13-25 13.11.2025 1:54:35

Elon vs politician. SNAP vs eyebrow technicians. Trump the utilitarian: America needs foreign talent! Epstein is over! The Hake Report, Thursday, November 13, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️ (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:03:33) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:15) 🗒️ 🎥 Elon: You a taker to Roland Gutierrez (0:13:19) 🎥 Ashley Wilson, CNN: Customers on SNAP can’t afford eyebrow technician...

Don't lose your soul! | Wed 11-12-25 12.11.2025 1:54:43

From NBA to projects. Kissing feet! 50-year loan? Seattle mayor, female socialist?! Name-calling provoking you to lose your soul! The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 12, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️ (0:00:00) Start (0:02:43) Intro (0:05:44) 🎥 Sebastian Telfair, NBA star back in the projects (0:18:56) 💬 Super: Burns on the Couch, post on X (0:21:00) 📞 JOHN, Houston: BQ, a...

Can't Stop Greatness | Tue 11-11-25 11.11.2025 1:54:53

From DJT to NJF! Obamacare and communist sophistry. It’s Veterans Day. 🇺🇸 Marriage and societal decline. The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 11, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimers (0:04:03) 🎶Hey, guys! (0:06:31) Can’t stop greatness… (0:08:18) 📞 JAIME, Minnesota: Obama’s ACA subsidies (0:13:47) 📞 JAIME vs RONNIE: Defending the ACA, won’t admit it’s wrong. (0:17:12) J vs R: Stand...

Chesterton's Fence | Mon 11-10-25 10.11.2025 1:54:43

Justifying Obama’s “marriage equality”? Chesterton’s Fence: Why tear it down? Muslim Americans! Actually, Fuentes is brilliant. Calls/Supers. The Hake Report, Monday, November 10, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:03:16) Hey, guys! Yellowstone tee, Nat’l Parks (0:04:58) 📞 WILLIAM III: Dems caved. ACA not good. SNAP reform. Economy, Tariffs. (0:08:32) WILLIAM III: Nigerian Chri...

Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation | Fri 11-7-25 07.11.2025 1:54:41

GUEST: Crishaun, been awhile! Handling crime like men! Boat strikes, immigration. Mamdani: We needn’t tolerate communism! NJF is angry! The Hake Report, Friday, November 7, 2025 AD LINKS: Crishaun the Don https://x.com/crishaunthedon of The Misfit Nation https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:00:50) GUEST: Cr...

You don't have a right to make Hake nervous | Thu 11-6-25 06.11.2025 1:54:37

Are we asleep while taken over? Homeless on the sidewalk! AI watercolor! Washington’s farewell. Nick: “It’s the women.” The Hake Report, Thursday, November 5, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:14) Men’s Forum at BOND in L.A.! (0:05:56) 🎶 Hey, guys! Get your stickers! Or not! (0:09:08) 📞 HADEN, TX: Ronnie mask-off yesterday! (0:12:38) HADEN: “End of MAGA”? NYC, NJ, VA, CA P...

Mamdani is Obama | Wed 11-5-25 05.11.2025 1:55:19

We can yet thrive despite the socialist oppression! Ronnie blames Fox News for Obama’s division of the country! Do not judge. Is Nick hateful?! The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 5, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:07) 🎶 Hey, guys! Thanks, Jake! (0:05:56) 🗒️ Zohran is Obama (0:09:35) 📞 GREG, NY, walked NYC, pleasantly surprised (0:12:42) GREG: Is God above? (0:16:40) GR...

Our Future President | Tue 11-4-25 04.11.2025 1:54:45

Rescue story: Thank cops! Good societies treat J’s well! Nick would! Calls: Elections, voting for women, and the peaceful religion in the West! The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 4, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:24) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP shop tee (0:05:59) 💰 Super: Hake’s search and rescue story (0:14:46) 🗒️ Cops thanked (0:16:05) 🗒️ Election Day (0:20:12) Gerrymandering … NO on 50 (0:2...

Relax, it's not that serious | Mon 11-3-25 03.11.2025 1:54:43

They’re overreacting to my competitors! Kim K denies moon landing. Nicki Minaj thanks Trump. Culture of stealing! Jesus is-vs-isn’t God callers. The Hake Report, Monday, November 3, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:24) 🗒️ Sorry for saying anyway (0:02:34) 🗒️ My competitors catching hate (0:06:11) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:09:02) 🎥 Kim K denies moon landing? (0:16:19) 🗒️ Afghanistan quake, Blue...

Is Trump controlled? | Fri 10-31-25 31.10.2025 1:54:25

Is Halloween Christian? Trump is compromised! Muhammad MAY be in Heaven! Busy calls… The Hake Report, Friday, October 31, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:04:33) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:46) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Halloween, pagan? (0:12:10) MICHAEL: Israel, Carlson-Nick interview, criticism (0:18:20) MICHAEL: Trump is compromised? (0:27:00) MICHAEL: Epstein… Israel… (0:35:00) MICHAEL: Never Trump...

Cluster B | Thu 10-30-25 30.10.2025 1:54:29

Love is letting go. Children of divorce. Is there one truth? Personality disorders. “Immigrant” welfare. Muhammad in Heaven? Jesus the Son? The Hake Report, Thursday, October 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:13) Disclaimer * (0:06:14) Hey, guys! * (0:07:42) Supers/Coffees: LYC, Alex: Love is letting go * (0:09:22) Mama spirit vs Father’s spirit * (0:13:19) Greggatron s/o Terri * (0...

A day of rest? | Wed 10-29-25 29.10.2025 1:54:29

Zohran brainwashing our Podcast Bros! Sabbath: Be quiet. Favorite Jews and Muslims? Disease activism. Pardon Ghislaine? The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:05:02) Hey, guys! (0:06:37) Zohran Flagrant “killed it” (0:10:19) Housing a human right (0:11:55) Water and healthcare a human right (0:12:45) Food stamps. Beggars can’t be choosy (0:15:35) TERRI: Sabba...

Birthrate crisis | Tue 10-28-25 28.10.2025 1:54:41

Competitors’ interview! Below replacement rate: Out-of-wedlock culture! Squirrels and rabies, watch out! Constructive criticism for ladies. The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:22) Hey, guys! PastPresentFuture (0:05:10) MAHA: Below replacement rate… “Only fools rush in…” (0:10:35) Shmorn, Competitors… (0:12:36) Assassin culture (0:15:26) Pot worse than alk...

You oughta pick a pocket or two | Mon 10-27-25 27.10.2025 1:54:43

Firefox headlines, hmm. “Matilda the Gorilla” song. Horrible trucker crash! $2K pastor was right?! George Santos’ freed. Tithing? The Hake Report, Monday, October 27, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:08) Disclaimer (0:04:43) Hey, guys! (0:06:12) Firefox headlines: Actor, Actress… phoniness (0:17:31) Firefox sports parents; Trump pivots… (0:24:04) WILLIAM III: Shutdown OK; Illegal trucker;...

Do men go to baby showers? | Fri 10-24-25 24.10.2025 1:54:33

$2K-demanding pastor?! Black men talking reparations. Out-of-wedlock irresponsibility. NBA gambling mafia scam: FBI. Firmament debunked! The Hake Report, Friday, October 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / guest-hosted JLP (0:03:00) Disclaimer / Cheese BREAD (0:08:49) F— Friday! Hey, guys! (0:11:56) RICK, VA: $2000 pastor; 10% tithe; church “accountability” (0:24:16) ALEX, CA: “Ghost in the m...

It's FINE to cross your legs! | Thu 10-23-25 23.10.2025 1:54:57

Don’t look down on anyone! My, how the culture’s changed! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Christian? Immigration, New York, and America. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 23, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:06) Supers… Don’t look down on anyone / Diwali / Disclaimer (0:07:23) Hey, guys! All thoughts are lies JLP tee (0:09:26) WILLIAM 7: Pakistani restaurant in Yuba City, CA (0:12:30) W7: Hak...

Mama looking down on boys | Wed 10-22-25 22.10.2025 1:54:35

Bernie’s oligarchy. Wannabe governess. Banned words. Hoping for an obit. Trump lights Diwali candle. Eat capybara? S— agenda. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 22, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:22) Echoes in the Keys (Beat) — disclaimer (0:04:24) Hey, guys! (0:08:21) Tax the Wealthy (0:17:41) Bernie 1993-2025 crying oligarchy … Business (0:20:15) Tech issues (0:21:51) Abigail Spanberg...

They don't do anything right! 😄 | Tue 10-21-25 21.10.2025 1:54:29

Finally, some justice in the gov’t! Never apologize. Mom makes young thief apologize! Poor hated even by neighbor! Rich have many friends! The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:52) Disclaimer (0:05:21) Hey, guys! Cool cracked ground (0:07:35) Tylenol (0:11:52) Quick Break (0:15:11) French Prez (0:18:28) Justice here for once (0:38:15) CHRIS, GA: Tip on unit...

Yes, King | Mon 10-20-25 20.10.2025 1:54:52

Hake on Modern-Day Debate. Adam Mockler on JLP. NYC debate. “No Kings” protests. “Hunting stand”? Mitch fell! Nancy said, “Shut up”?! 8yo at WNBA?! The Hake Report, Monday, October 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:06:03) Side note about school (0:08:23) … Hey, guys! (0:10:47) Modern-Day Debate (0:16:29) JAIME, MN: Curtis Sliwa is based (0:22:05) JAIME: MeToo’ing Cuomo, Diddy,...