The Hake Report

Calls: Boomer takes are out! Robert Morris is like the woman caught in adultery! Supers: She wouldn’t let go of her purse! Aghori, ugh! 🙈 More FE denial! The Hake Report, Friday, October 17, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:45) Disclaimer (0:04:21) Hey, guys! (0:06:50) MICHAEL, Canada: William III boomer takes (0:10:26) MICHAEL: Young Republican Telegram chat leak (0:15:31) MICHAEL: Canad...

Woman preachers! Everybody judging Robert Morris messed with one young lady decades ago. “Disciple” of JLP? Hake “sings” — “I want to be ninja” — badly. West and Japan immigration mess! The Hake Report, Thursday, October 16, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:26) AI music, 80s guitar: Neon Blue v2 (and 1) (0:09:42) Hey, guys! (0:12:45) MIT, Australia: G’day. BOND, PO Box 35090, L.A., CA 9003...

Busy calls, supers: Maze mess. “Integration” and ignorance. Mexican-American patriot conflicted on ICE and protests in Chicago! FE vs Obvious Globe climate. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 15, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:03:49) Modern-Day Debate coming up (0:05:04) Hey, guys! JLP 2024 tee (0:06:45) Time to divide: JLP and Popcorn (0:08:57) MAZE, Dayton, OH, was promised…...

Heimlich saves boy! ATV accident. Diddy’s Biden judge, an RBG clerk! Popcorn doesn’t get JLP: Time to divide. Diane Keaton and great J-movies! The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 13, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start, Apologies (0:02:37) Disclaimer, etc (0:04:50) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe tee (0:06:45) Heimlich maneuver? Girl saves lil bro choking on trampoline: CNN (0:14:35) WILLIAM III: Talking no...

Co-host: Bigg Bump on ICE incidents. SNCC 1966 insurrection at Air Force Base! Victimhood. Calls — sorry about missing some of your supers! The Hake Report, Monday, October 13, 2025 AD — Columbus Day and Canadian Thanksgiving Bigg Bump on X x.com/bigg_bump IG instagram.com/bigg_bump Truth truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP YT youtube.com/@biggbump SoundCloud soundcloud.com/bigg-bump TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) S...

Some make good neighbors; others don’t! Art from OH explains! Bernie supports the shutdown for socialism! Poor and godless society. The Hake Report, Friday, October 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:26) Disclaimer, “Oso, Hakey Bear” (0:05:24) Hey, guys! (0:08:12) JERMAINE, Canada: Asian likes Latinas. s/o (0:10:21) JERMAINE: s/o Trump… GM move Oshawa to Indiana (0:17:01) JERMAINE: Katie...

FBI, Nat’l Guard, put to good use! Everybody’s communist, until we repent. Heated argument with Grok. Katie Porter’s kid’s smile. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 9, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:30) Intro (0:03:56) Super: LYC? (0:05:26) Coffee: Anthony on Zenny (0:07:47) Coffee: Greta and Caitlin (0:09:40) review, Hake site (0:11:13) News…. National Guard in Chicago, FBI helping ICE,...

Brandon Johnson: passive-aggressive politician. Pierre Poilievre pronunciation. Greta Thunberg. Police, ICE, and women in the garden. 3I/ATLAS comet. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 8, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer incl. NYT (0:03:46) Hey, guys! (0:06:21) Amelia Earhart (0:10:13) Russia-Trump-Ukraine drama (0:12:53) JERMAINE, Canada: Fine like rice. Mayor Brandon Johnson. (0:...

Back pain? Stretch and exercise tips. October 7th: “selective empathy” for Palestine (or Israel). (Callers hearing static!) Hake defends WIC bashing. The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / disclaimer (0:02:08) Gullibly incredulous (0:03:02) Hey, guys! Teespring shoutout (0:06:38) MICHAEL, Canada: Beta back (0:12:03) MICHAEL: French (0:20:00) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Pap...

Black pilled? Hamas deal? Hand up for the left-handed? Helping women? Conversion therapy: “discredited”? Watch Rambo? The Hake Report, Monday, October 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:01) Intro (0:05:05) Rite Aid (0:09:55) JLP fall Grok video (0:10:44) ALEX, CA: Tyler’s JLP call: Pot; Pub G; Natives (0:17:14) ALEX: Black pilled? (0:20:24) ALEX: Spinning my wheels, frustrated (0:25:18) C...

Callers on fear. Countries’ leaders shooting their people in the foot! Refugees-turned-leaders! Anti-2A Canada! The Hake Report, Friday, October 3, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start w/ JLP (0:02:41) Fo Friday (0:06:18) Hey, you guys! (0:08:09) JOSH, GA: Billy’s call, dunno truth, have fear (0:16:21) JOSH: Trucker life (0:22:17) WILLIAM III: Armed smash-and-grab arrest? Trump firing? (0:27:42) DAV...

Another day, another terror. 🥱 Jane Goodall is NOT Gorillas in the Mist gal! 🤯 Looking for the truth, but won’t pray?! Jewish-Muslim-Christian talk. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:00:55) Disclaimer / Echoes in the Keys (no beat) (0:04:30) Hey, guys! (0:06:00) JERMAINE, Canada: Attack in Manchester (0:10:38) JERMAINE: Mandatory digital ID; CBDC (0:16:3...

Nepal’s 2yo goddess?! Pope Leo: Reddit atheist for Dick Durbin? On Tina Kotek, JK Rowling, Emma Watson, and Lady Gaga. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 1, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:24) Estamos en el Norte, v4, disclaimer (0:05:04) Hey, guys! (0:06:43) Hake, Punchie TV (0:08:03) News… ICE … Hurricane … Earthquake (0:15:18) 2yo goddess for Hindus and Buddhists? (0:19:20) theSkimm:...

Lionizing Assata Shakur. Would the founders be pro-full-auto? Guys’ afros and long hair? ICE pushed a woman down. Is Trump stronger now? The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:26) Oso, Hakey Bear v1 / Disclaim (0:07:48) Joanne Chesimard, Assata Shakur, RIP (0:22:01) Antifa-looking guys (0:23:30) Oregon Governess (0:29:28) 2A, Ruffalo, gal on liberal mind (...

Intellectuals. Ex-bf: “I want to wish them well.” TikTok livestream horror! “Our new country’s gonna be GREAT!” Autistic mother fights back! The Hake Report, Monday, September 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Estamos en el Norte, v3 (Instrumental) (0:03:53) Disclaimer (0:05:00) Hey, guys! (0:07:27) James respectfully banned (0:08:44) Coffee: Popcorn: Intellectual, Trump’s “anger” (0:16:28)...

The top men in America are banned! Calls: more in-fighting over J-blame! Turning the other cheek. Blind smearing of Charlie! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:38) The top voices alive are censored (0:09:13) Hey, guys! (0:12:35) HADEN, TX: Come together on one truth (0:14:24) HADEN fave quote: Love an empty catchword… Trump, stats (0:22:11) HADEN: Thoughts… Will it happen more? Weak right response (...

A couple of angry “right-wingers” call. Crack down on “first-time offenders” and fare jumpers! Christians vs Christians over Jews! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / “Echoes in the Keys (BEAT)” - Suno (0:04:05) Hey, guys! (0:08:45) Punchie TV yesterday (0:12:05) Thx Nitt (0:13:25) News… Kimmel… Govt jobs (0:15:34) Crying SJW didn’t care CK, and had to say it (0:22:56) MARK, L.A.: Zenny, Joh...

Contrived “forgiveness.” Anti-ICE terror! Eager to believe a lie? Black Jackson, MS. Sad and angry about Charlie Kirk. Israel-bashing Canadian. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:35) Music at the park! (0:04:54) President Trump vs UN (0:06:50) Hey, guys! (0:07:53) Knowledge is Poison — and it is! — Hake tee (0:17:31) July 4 Tx ICE shooting — protesters lie! (0:21:32) Charlie Kirk vigil...

Jasmine Crockett spouting ego! Charlie Kirk–Jimmy Kimmel fallout: false info! Dolly Parton on Appalachian families! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start: Rosh Hashanah (0:05:14) Coffee: Anchor Baby (0:07:29) Hey, guys! (0:09:41) Jasmine Crockett, Dana Bash (0:25:44) JERMAINE, Canada: Jasmine Crockett, crime leniency (0:39:38) Coffees… Erika and FBI questioning? Zinn (not Howard, but George) mess (0:46:33) D...

You succeed; you want more. Trump at Charlie Kirk rally: "Hate"?! Anglosphere recognizes Palestine, but not themselves! Obama: Real Presidents bring us together. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:28) Schmax and Aut— in the Oval Office! (0:07:01) Hey, guys! (0:08:18) Wisdom: Success makes you want to keep at it (0:14:23) Bodybuilding parallel (0:19:12) Trump, Elon, shaking hands (0:21:01) Trump at C...

Jimmy Kimmel, stubborn and angry? Crime stories. Sob stories: Is Gaza a "genocide"? Palestinian protestors, BLM, Charlie Kirk haters… TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:07) Jimmy Kimmel spoke in blindness (0:07:32) Hey, you guys! (0:09:28) Robert in KS being silly (0:10:58) MICHAEL, Canada: R Kelly, Blink 183 (0:13:54) MICHAEL: RIP Charlie Kirk (0:16:46) MICHAEL: Mimi, Rick, me, how people look in-p...

Trump: Antifa is TERRORIST! Chad O. on MLK: Communist. Portland subversion. What's a "fascist"? Emotional "love" is "God-centered." Erika Kirk, female CEO of TPUSA. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:00:44) Rumble rants! Ronnie; the grandfather of the suspect (0:05:12) Hey, guy! (0:06:41) Antifa vs Trump vs AP (0:15:31) Antifa "peaceful" sympathizers like MLK (0:18:40) Chad O. Jackson on MLK being comm...

Caller Ronnie debate: Defund single mothers, to lower crime. Hungry? Can't read? Emotional media has the same "love" as the assassin! Kash Patel debunks Epstein narrative! Punchie TV 👕 https://jesseleepeterson.shop/search?q=punchie+tv TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:58) Disclaimer (0:04:07) Destiny (0:06:31) Hey, guys! (0:08:33) RONNIE, OH: RIP Charlie Kirk (0:16:37) RONNIE: Disagreed w/ Charlie...

RIP Robert Redford, older lib actor. Charlie Kirk humiliated college "kids"? Chad O: MLK's communism. Europe "occupied." Spreading bad moods. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Stream / CashApps! (0:03:01) Hey, guys! When she's crying - JLP tee (0:05:31) News… Shipwreck Lake Michigan; 100 days till Christmas (0:11:14) News… "genocide," Bibi haters (0:14:41) DAVID, Ocala: Robert Redford, "Raindrops…" The Sting;...

Kathy Hochul for Zohran Mamdani, Trump NOT for cat guy Curtis Sliwa. Long calls: Black and white? Get rid of vote by mail? Haters getting fired! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:10) Intro (0:04:10) Hochul, "Liddle Communist" Mamdani, Trump, Sliwa "cat fight" (0:16:48) JOSH, GA: NYC, L.A.: I like black and white, but it seems gray… (0:30:45) JOSH: Burpees (0:36:12) JOSH: Boxing (0:37:47) TERRI, OR:...