The Hake Report

Halloween, childhood, relationships and women. In the good old days, we married early. Epstein was “addicted” to gals: Are we better? Don’t argue with Trump critics: Politics isn’t that important. The Hake Report, Friday, October 16, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Hello & Disclaimer * (0:03:45) AJ Gallardo original 🎶 * (0:05:51) Michael: Halloween kids; Spoiled childhood? 📞 * (0:13:15) Michael:...

No Nidal stream. Ukraine-Starlink limit. Overstating Epstein: gross attack on men & innocence. Under 18 means little kid? Is it in the Bible? Katy Perry space pod. Make it so slavery never happened? The Hake Report, Thursday, October 15, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Trump no livestream of Nidal Hasan 🔴 * (0:04:27) Jake Husdon sings Hake 🎶 * (0:05:57) Brady: frequency of God, Starli...

Charlotte police competed to pull over blacks? Define “racism.” Jena 6 & teen bullies. “Crazy” American Indian callers: Earth & space. Ben Shapiro film. Would God require sacrifice to show love? The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 14, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer, X 3 mins late 🔴 * (0:04:07) Gm Tim. Facts are NOT truth 🎶 * (0:05:28) Ronnie: NC cops black motorists, racism, Je...

Believe in the Bible or the Holy Spirit? Han Dynasty on Jesus? What is the Word of God? Anyone who says AI is the enemy? Riots in France: What to do? Trump going after Zelensky for peace with Putin? The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 13, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:03:10) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:05:46) Popcorn: Bible believer vs Holy Spirit led 💰 * (0:12:33) Supers: Han Dynasty & Jes...

Mary & Joseph: alternate theories. Twisted Christianity & suspect historical claims. Do you lean on the Bible or the “Holy Spirit”? Trump-Putin diesel deal. Trump’s Epstein “promise” Mandela effect? The Hake Report, Monday, October 12, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer, Columbus Day * (0:03:15) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:05:19) Michael: Your intro, white style 📞 * (0:09:00) Michael: Quebec Premie...

Trump detractors cheer against America! Visa crackdown. Why not eat pig? “Epstein” mind trap. God against blood sacrifice? Marriage, love. Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi. Nidal Hasan livestream?! Black voices. The Hake Report, Friday, October 9, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer, shoutouts * (0:04:04) AJ Gallardo original theme song 🎶 * (0:05:49) David: Trucker health 📞 * (0:09:34) David: Trump de...

Bodycam: 6yo shooter badmouthed cops! Iran "small price to pay": gas prices, not cities. Spectator fantasy politics: ridiculous "Epstein" assumptions. Skip Trump Accounts because market gonna fail? The Hake Report, Thursday, October 8, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer * (0:03:53) Jake sings Hake 🎶 * (0:06:56) David in TX: “Man.” Dinner. CA politics “atrocious.” 📞 * (0:10:27) Davi...

Jewish speakers against mass immigration into the West. Religious leaders for vengeful “God”! Flood, Nephilim & Revelation narratives? Blasphemy of Spirit? Bible: Love enemy. Trump: L.A., San Diego? The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 7, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:04) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:05:55) J’s our friends * (0:12:04) This reminded me of angry BHI and more * (0:19:20) Hebrew:...

Trump EO on diesel. Meat & healthy diet. Jewish friends & haters. AI & critical thinking? Lin Yen Chin wisdom. Are you a bat or ball, all over the place? We don’t fear Steve Urkel! Bibi pops the mic? The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 6, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer & Trump “small price” to lose L.A.? * (0:05:50) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:57) KY James: no-tax dye diesel EO 📞 * (0:21:45) C...

Can or should you imagine yourself in the situation to help decide policy? Innocent men executed? False convictions: Central Park 5 & Trump’s ad. Quebec politics. Black voices & racial understanding. The Hake Report, Monday, October 5, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:21) Disclaimer * (0:03:13) Hey, guys! * (0:04:53) LYC requests: to come 💰 * (0:07:12) Popcorn: Put yourself in the sce...

Kim Klacik rumor lesson: don’t sue, don’t fight. Trump’s Super Intelligence. Charlie Kirk would still be happy with Trump. What if an innocent person catches a stray Capital Punishment? The Hake Report, Friday, October 2, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:01:42) Did you hear... Tish James; Kim Klacik * (0:08:57) Hey, guys! AJ Gallardo original / Complaining 🎶 * (0:12:39) Greggatron:...

Would Charlie Kirk support blaming Israel? What if Jesus hadn’t died? I think my callers are all crazy. Cornell 7 accuser quote: 100-percent confidence! Alex Karp loves AI aka Super Intelligence. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 1, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaim * (0:04:15) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:05:22) Christa Pike survived * (0:09:15) Shoutout to FlyDubai captain * (0:12:01) Zenny: We mus...

Sarah Sanders? Trump-Iran? Being into race? Anger will make you pick a bad fight! AI art & music? Good old days? Listen to the older, wiser people. No one remembers past generations. Racial justice. The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:02:04) Sarah “Huckabee” Sanders * (0:03:22) Jake Husdon sings Hake 🎶 * (0:05:00) David, Ocala: In it for the ta...

Trump “pocket rescission” on immigrants: Susan Collins & Dems dislike. “Activist judges” stop Trump executive orders? Sarah Sanders “anti-white” ad? Nolan Wells and people’s racial bias & suspicion. The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:06:30) PastPresentFuture: Good morning! 🎶 * (0:07:18) You naysayers don’t get it: re: Trump immigration policy *...

Starship orbit cut short. Fave billionaire: Elon Musk. Popular falsehoods. Charlie Kirk theories. Nolan Wells liked his friends. Stop antisemitism? Against reading. Trump EO, birthright citizenship? The Hake Report, Monday, September 28, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:01:42) Elon Musk’s SpaceX Starship orbit 2x, returned * (0:05:50) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:53) Info may be false... *...

Canadian socialism. Learn from your enemies; don’t hate them. Bibi prefers Milei or Trump? Prager paralyzed, good attitude. Are Star Wars toys demonic idols? Diversity and the attack on Americans. The Hake Report, Friday, September 25, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer * (0:04:51) More mumbling and fumbling around * (0:09:31) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:12:07) Michael: Canada dental, health...

“Knowledge is poison.” AI to take jobs from spoiled employees? Communism’s appeal: Free dental. Relationship advice from Genesis?! “The ick” is real. Tyler Robinson vs Mormon values. Gaza school fyi. The Hake Report, Thursday, September 24, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Supers / Shoutouts / Disclaimer * (0:11:23) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:14:18) My shirt was a green screen: Knowledge is poison *...

I take breaks and lay on the couch. How’s Iran war going? The Father is greater than Jesus; so is Jesus God? AI aka Super Intelligence? Many health & fitness tips for Hake. Midterms: Anyone exciting? The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 23, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:10:21) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:12:34) Oso, Hakey Bear (v. 1, instrumental) 🎶 * (0:15:48) Ronnie: How’s Iran...

Mask-off for Jesus? Explain fall, flat earthers! No evidence of “stand down” on Oct 7! Uncertain? Don’t try to figure out the truth. Losing vision, healing. Trump’s radical disagreement with the Fed. The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 22, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / opening supers * (0:08:38) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:11:39) Zenny: Jewish support for Bibi 📞 * (0:17:43) Zenny: Oct 7 theories,...

I’m very rusty! Lindsay Clancy: criminally responsible, but not spiritually? Stories of anger as a kid. Netherlands’ Alfredo Goeloe didn’t steal fatbike. FE memes: Sun, atmosphere. Trump–Iran unwise? The Hake Report, Monday, September 21, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Hake is back at long last, and rusty * (0:06:16) Supers: Greggatron. Clancy responsible. 💰 * (0:14:09) Hey, guys! Hake strong 🎶...

I was out a month! Co-host: Bigg Bump: Lindsay Clancy. “Epstein.” Against adoption? Jury foremen. Is Evolution compatible with the Bible? Declaration of Independence was AI?! WNBA trans controversy. The Hake Report, Monday, September 7, 2026 AD BIGG BUMP: instagram.com/bigg_bump - x.com/BIGG_BUMP - truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP - youtube.com/@biggbump TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Hake back after a month, w...

Obama’s “deportations.” America’s protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion. The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start, The Fallen State TV, Disclaimer, Ads * (0:13:06) Moon silhouette meme * (0:14:18) Intro: AJ Gallardo. 🎶 s/o Get a Job * (0:16:39)...

Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. “Peace is being robbed from the earth.” Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again. The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:45) Shoutout: Members, Modern Day-Debate 💰 * (0:06:09) Nice space drawings. Sun footage * (0:10:02) Intro:...

AI on arson suspect. Work won’t reimburse my drink! Caller’s sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump. The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:58) Arson suspect, AI hallucination * (0:13:41) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶 * (0:15:16) Jermaine bought drink cuz no A/C, no r...

YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? “Zenny Tuesday”: Hake won’t take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad! The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Very rough start / Disclaimer * (0:05:29) Popcorn: BLM support? Deny Christ? AI info? * (0:07:51) Duplicitous Iran? Reflecting Pool fa...