The Hake Report

It’s August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q’s. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA? The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:21) Intro: Hey, guys! * (0:08:36) Alex: mosquito burgers 🦟 * (0:13:35) Alex: Sasquatch calls 🫈 * (0:15:38...

Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth? The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:01:30) Super surge in spain 💰 * (0:13:34) Intro: Hey, guys! Arachnophobia, Tarantula Hawk 🎶 * (0:17:06) Mr....

Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. “Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys.” Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt’s crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:41) X started late. FE disk (spelling?) YT member emoji sticker * (0:06:30) WHM... Jake Hudson, Ella Langle...

Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says “Mexico.” Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking? The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:07:13) It’s Time for The Hake Report (Jake AI) 🎶 * (0:10:51) Supers... Mary Shelley, Jules Verne 💰 * (0:1...

Shiloh Hendrix & cameraman Omar facts. Does NASA troll? Jesse coin! Antarctica FE fun fiction. Is Trump controlled? Rhodesian PM Ian Smith. New Tuskegee dress code. Crocs’ valid use. Happy bday, Jake! The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 28, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:01) Shiloh Hendrix & Sharmake Omar justice * (0:12:52) Does NASA troll space deniers? Asking Grok * (0:18:...

Fishing & frogging in Canada. Palestine facts. Moon to Earth. Race leaders: people like excitement, not mundane reality. NASA zipline? Blood sacrifice? Why’s Japan clean? Shiloh Hendrix. Nolan Wells. The Hake Report, Monday, July 27, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:07) News... * (0:06:51) Intro: Hey, guys! * (0:09:14) Michael: Frogging and fishing 📞 * (0:19:03) Brady: Pa...

Henry “Fonz” Winkler saved Rocky! Muslim tradition & USA. How to eat crawfish. Intelligence. Dr. Freeman Dyson. Trump 47. Nephilim, flesh & blood! Muslim girls at graduations. Energy drinks & Mormons. The Hake Report, Friday, July 24, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:46) NJ voter rolls * (0:08:37) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:13:28) David: Jeffrey Porcaro 📞 * (0:18:01) David...

“Involve me and I learn.” Ben Franklin. Dukes of Hazzard. Biracial manosphere. Smithsonian on white culture. Testosterone in military and pro-LGBTQ judge. Single moms’ plight? Henry “Fonz” Winkler. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 23, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) July historical figures... Ben Franklin, Jules Verne * (0:11:26) Dodge Charger, General Lee, Dukes of Hazzard * (0:19:13) Taco Bell, Ca...

Learning history: Shakespeare. Netanyahu & Milei. Father in Jeffrey Doucet case. Fitness talk. Hake explains the atmosphere spins with the ball Earth inside the space vacuum. The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer / Shoutouts * (0:05:24) B-day supers: Santiago, Gilbert Gottfried 💰 * (0:10:20) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶 * (0:11:56) Ronnie: Italians, Amerigo Ves...

Dems’ masculine aggression clampdown: Troy Jackson, Graham Platner, Jeffrey Epstein. Hake proves ball earth with horizon drawings. US Ethos? Margaret Thatcher, heroine of history? Socialism debunked. The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 21, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:48) Too manly, these Maine Democrats! * (0:11:17) Canada tariffs * (0:12:00) Intro: Hey, guys 🎶 * (0:13:06...

Election policy thoughts. Health hazard history. Spencer Pratt on NYC DSA. Nephilim & Bible theories. Gen Z advice: Do not complain or blame; save & invest. Eminent domain: Y/N? “Generational wealth.” The Hake Report, Monday, July 20, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:28) Supers: B-day, Election policy 💰 * (0:15:49) Taco Bell lettuce, Legionnaires’💰 * (0:18:56) Intro: Hey...

Thx for b-day wishes! Cute, deformed raccoon. Seattle loves that. Eminem & President Trump, heroes. U.S.–Israel clarification. Ladies discuss election integrity: the debate drags on and on. The Hake Report, Friday, July 17, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) HBD Hake & Disclaimer * (0:06:39) Seattle observation * (0:14:21) Hake history * (0:16:29) Intro: Hey, guys! 🐍 🎶 * (0:18:39) Michael: Hank Will...

We’re spoiling our migrants! Boomers reminisce on poster girls & vintage beer memorabilia. Charlie Kirk & Lindsey Graham: late, great, pro-Israel Americans. Different rambunctious kids. WeHo flood! The Hake Report, Thursday, July 16, 2026 AD CLIP: Tragic Warning: Story of Single Mother & Refugee in Ireland (5-min) YouTube | Rumble TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:24) News: Give an...

Morals of the times. U.S. expansion: Good or bad for America? Lindsey Graham and other fellow single men, and society’s setup. Historical figures from show biz. SF Bay incidents and sea lions. The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutouts * (0:06:21) News… ICE updates. Food parasite. * (0:09:47) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:35) Ronnie: July, jud...

Defending Lindsey Graham’s character. Was Charlie Kirk really all that “based”? Nutrition tips with Hake (info may be false). “Take no heed unto all words that are spoken.” -Ecclesiastes The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 14, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutout * (0:03:48) Lindsey Graham & Azzmador in heaven * (0:06:34) ICE backing off after Houston & Maine * (0:08:22) Intro:...

Lindsey Graham (RIP) spoke up for men. Optimism is American. Nolan Wells question: Should you distrust your kid’s friends? “Godfather” influence: Life imitating art. Listen to Ozzy, don’t go to MAID. The Hake Report, Monday, July 13, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Honoring Lindsey Graham * (0:16:15) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:17:35) Brady: McCain, Graham, Ukraine, Iran 📞 * (0:33:42) Pe...

Don’t be too reasonable or substantive. MLK theology: no virgin birth, social gospel. Ancestors would shake their heads. People hallucinate like AI. Granny loves interracial in-law now. The Hake Report, Friday, July 10, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer * (0:07:34) ICE, Reasonable, Intro 🎶 * (0:12:06) David: Sonny Hostin, US Flags, Grateful 📞 * (0:20:19) David: Rev Al, MLK, Virgi...

It’s a backwards world: Followers are leading. Gossips are judging. People are evil. We discuss Trump, Cosby, late US heroes, kooky ideas, Erika Kirk, and the Tyler Robinson preliminary hearing. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 9, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:29) News: Trump, E Jean Carroll, Platner * (0:07:59) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 T-shirt rant * (0:11:29) Brady: Gates...

Kooky theorists call-in! Charlie Kirk wanted Erika running TPUSA? Nolan Wells fam hired Ben Crump?! Don’t underestimate Tyler Robinson. Is Bibi manlier than Obama? Hamas tunnels banned civilians? The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:38) News: MOU over. Platner? * (0:08:03) Intro: Hake Report by Jake Husdon 🎶 * (0:09:46) Bobby: US-Israel? Er...

Shepard Fairey. Graham Platner. US-Israel latest poll. Our Greatest President & Our Future President: Real guys. The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 7, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:46) Shepard Fairey, Graham Platner, Reuters * (0:18:47) Intro: Hey, guys! Obvious Globe tee * (0:20:44) Zenny: “Crazy,” US-Israel, poll 📞 * (0:38:39) Zenny loves America * (0:43:15) Zenny: Trump...

Trump’s call re: World Cup red card. History heroes: Morrissey. Old Nintendo game called “Xenophobe.” “Marginalized” group (Hake’s word) marched in D.C. Industrialization & U.S. history. The Hake Report, Monday, July 6, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:07) Push your weight around, Trump! ⚽️ * (0:09:16) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 Hake tee * (0:10:59) Brady: CLICK 📞 * (0:11:21)...

CO-HOST: Bigg Bump returns. Happy Independence Day! Analysis: 1965 immigration act to “reshape” America. Civil War & U.S. history. Sephora & Walmart store “quiet hours.” The Hake Report, Friday, July 3, 2026 AD 🇺🇸 Bigg Bump: x.com/bigg_bump | instagram.com/bigg_bump | youtube.com/@biggbump | truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP | soundcloud.com/bigg-bump | rumble.com/user/BiggBump TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Int...

Migration wave of 1865-1924. Bay Area World Cup chaos. Don’t besmirch Erika Kirk. Trans defense goes too far. WNBA cultural bias: Keep it civil. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 2, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:45) Birthright Citizenship in history, per X tweets 🗞️ * (0:26:00) Alex: New Haven, San Jose, SF, World Cup, Pride. Nicknames.📞...

Birthright citizenship: Is it working? Did Clarence Thomas imply something about the homeless? Boomers have some wisdom. Cultural identity inhibits understanding. Were Dems better pre-Civil Rights? The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:54) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:08:09) Ronnie: Justice Thomas’ weird dissent 📞 * (0:27:50) Ronnie: Is 14A int...

Supreme Court: Birthright citizenship upheld. Charlie Kirk case. German film: What’s its purpose? “Epstein nietspe” joke. Rent stabilization policy. Jesse coin: Support BOND. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “Supreme” Court * (0:08:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:09) Zenny: Kooky beliefs 📞 * (0:21:01) Zenny on Ericka and rebelling * (0:27:55)...