James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Reasoning with the Deceiver | MLK Theology. Hallucination by People and AI. | HAKE Fri 7/10/26 10.07.2026 1:55:17

Don’t be too reasonable or substantive. MLK theology: no virgin birth, social gospel. Ancestors would shake their heads. People hallucinate like AI. Granny loves interracial in-law now. The Hake Report, Friday, July 10, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer * (0:07:34) ICE, Reasonable, Intro 🎶 * (0:12:06) David: Sonny Hostin, US Flags, Grateful 📞 * (0:20:19) David: Rev Al, MLK, Virgi...

Power Reveals Your Corruption | E Jean World. Cosby Era. Charlie Kirk Successor. | HAKE Thu 7/9/26 09.07.2026 1:54:53

It’s a backwards world: Followers are leading. Gossips are judging. People are evil. We discuss Trump, Cosby, late US heroes, kooky ideas, Erika Kirk, and the Tyler Robinson preliminary hearing. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 9, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:29) News: Trump, E Jean Carroll, Platner * (0:07:59) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 T-shirt rant * (0:11:29) Brady: Gates...

I Believe the Official Narratives | Erika Kirk, Bibi Netanyahu, Manly Work | HAKE Wed 7/8/26 08.07.2026 1:54:27

Kooky theorists call-in! Charlie Kirk wanted Erika running TPUSA? Nolan Wells fam hired Ben Crump?! Don’t underestimate Tyler Robinson. Is Bibi manlier than Obama? Hamas tunnels banned civilians? The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:38) News: MOU over. Platner? * (0:08:03) Intro: Hake Report by Jake Husdon 🎶 * (0:09:46) Bobby: US-Israel? Er...

Info May Be False | Platner. US-Israel Poll. Feds Are Cool. | HAKE Tue 7/7/26 07.07.2026 1:54:33

Shepard Fairey. Graham Platner. US-Israel latest poll. Our Greatest President & Our Future President: Real guys. The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 7, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:46) Shepard Fairey, Graham Platner, Reuters * (0:18:47) Intro: Hey, guys! Obvious Globe tee * (0:20:44) Zenny: “Crazy,” US-Israel, poll 📞 * (0:38:39) Zenny loves America * (0:43:15) Zenny: Trump...

Can't Keep Up with Internet Drama | Trump Intervened. Morrissey. DC March. | HAKE Mon 7/6/26 06.07.2026 1:54:19

Trump’s call re: World Cup red card. History heroes: Morrissey. Old Nintendo game called “Xenophobe.” “Marginalized” group (Hake’s word) marched in D.C. Industrialization & U.S. history. The Hake Report, Monday, July 6, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:07) Push your weight around, Trump! ⚽️ * (0:09:16) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 Hake tee * (0:10:59) Brady: CLICK 📞 * (0:11:21)...

Independence Day with Bigg Bump 🇺🇸 | Immigration, U.S. History, Sephora | Hake Fri 7/3/26 03.07.2026 1:56:13

CO-HOST: Bigg Bump returns. Happy Independence Day! Analysis: 1965 immigration act to “reshape” America. Civil War & U.S. history. Sephora & Walmart store “quiet hours.” The Hake Report, Friday, July 3, 2026 AD 🇺🇸 Bigg Bump: x.com/bigg_bump | instagram.com/bigg_bump | youtube.com/@biggbump | truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP | soundcloud.com/bigg-bump | rumble.com/user/BiggBump TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Int...

Besmirched | Immigration History, Culture, Women | HAKE Thu 7/2/26 02.07.2026 1:55:17

Migration wave of 1865-1924. Bay Area World Cup chaos. Don’t besmirch Erika Kirk. Trans defense goes too far. WNBA cultural bias: Keep it civil. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 2, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:45) Birthright Citizenship in history, per X tweets 🗞️ * (0:26:00) Alex: New Haven, San Jose, SF, World Cup, Pride. Nicknames.📞...

Ayyy, Best Month 💪🏻 🇺🇸 | Birthright Citizenship, Boomer Appreciation, Culture | HAKE Wed 7/1/26 01.07.2026 1:54:39

Birthright citizenship: Is it working? Did Clarence Thomas imply something about the homeless? Boomers have some wisdom. Cultural identity inhibits understanding. Were Dems better pre-Civil Rights? The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:54) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:08:09) Ronnie: Justice Thomas’ weird dissent 📞 * (0:27:50) Ronnie: Is 14A int...

The So-Called “Supreme Court” 😤 | Citizenship, European Film, Protection Laws | HAKE Tue 6/30/26 30.06.2026 1:54:45

Supreme Court: Birthright citizenship upheld. Charlie Kirk case. German film: What’s its purpose? “Epstein nietspe” joke. Rent stabilization policy. Jesse coin: Support BOND. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “Supreme” Court * (0:08:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:09) Zenny: Kooky beliefs 📞 * (0:21:01) Zenny on Ericka and rebelling * (0:27:55)...

Last Call for July Haters 🇺🇸 | Immigration, World Politics, Space & Globe | HAKE Mon 6/29/26 29.06.2026 1:54:39

The presidential voice of reason. Are they going to remove Trump from office? Saturn's rings and north pole. Should we not go to space? Rent stabilization? India Muslim caller's ideas for society. The Hake Report, Monday, June 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:37) News... Over-dramatization * (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:16:45) No more kids in cages… * (0:20:37)...

Maybe We Should Just Be Peaceful | Back Pain, 988, Touch Trees, Word of God | HAKE Fri 6/26/26 26.06.2026 1:54:21

Discussion on back pain, exercise, stretching, foot exercise. Trump brings back 988’s LGBTQ option 3. Epoch Times “communism” post. Word of God, a “two-edged sword.” The Hake Report, Friday, June 26, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer * (0:05:54) Hey, guys! 🎶 Preview of superchats * (0:11:00) Jermaine: Back pain & age 📞 * (0:27:04) Coco: Stretching. Fathers, Michael, Van Halen 📞...

Ready for Religion | Azzmador. Vikings. Right-Wing Film. Canada the Canary. | HAKE Thu 6/25/26 25.06.2026 1:54:49

Learning old words & history with Hake & callers. Practical religion. Catholics tamed the Vikings! New vigilante film out, “banned” by Germany. Call from overseas w/ Viber! Nimrod, Noah’s descendent. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 25, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:06:00) Azzmador’s description; British slang * (0:11:40) Intro: Hey, guys! Jake Husdon * (0:15:00) Denny/Bulg...

Thoughts Are the Devil | Montreal Manifesto, Victim Identity, "Hypergamy" | HAKE Wed 6/24/26 24.06.2026 1:55:11

Poe: Believe nothing you hear, half what you see. Montreal suspect: A warning against the darkness of thoughts. Calls: cultural Christians’ interesting takes on society and marriage. The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 24, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:02) Support BOND 💰 * (0:07:50) Trump, Reflecting Pool, UK new social media policy? * (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:...

Mama "Fairness" | Refugee Policy, Juneteenth, Progressives | HAKE Tue 6/23/26 23.06.2026 1:54:47

Democratic Socialist candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier. Why shouldn’t Hake like Netanyahu? Old Testament sacrifice & circumcision? Juneteenth history. JLP is black Americans’ best friend. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 23, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:10) Dominican Candidate NY * (0:08:34) Watch Yourself: Yesterday’s question * (0:10:57) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:12:...

Watch Yourself | Diversity, Target Store, Obama Library, UAP Theories, Music Fans | HAKE Mon 6/22/26 22.06.2026 1:54:29

Pondering diversity’s drawbacks. Target store: Bystanders save day. Obama presidential center. Music feeds ego. World Cup fans love USA? Are aliens liberal propaganda? The Hake Report, Monday, June 22, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Everybody loves Mondays * (0:02:46) Disclaimer... Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:08:38) David: Siblings. Obama center. Diversity a strength? 📞 * (0:25:13) Jaden: “sins” &...

Protest Makes Things Worse | Pat Boone, Juneteenth, Thirsty Snake, Ball Earth | HAKE Fri 6/19/26 19.06.2026 1:57:03

Fret not about the Reflecting Pool! A personal story about Juneteenth. Pat Boone urges peaceful disagreement. President Obama’s comments: Immigration, created equal. Man gives snake water. The Hake Report, Friday, June 19, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start & disclaimer * (0:06:36) Reflecting Pool, “proper spending” * (0:12:12) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:13:37) Ronnie: “Smackdown”? Juneteenth. 📞...

Hake Is Back? | World Events, USA Love, Media Misinterpretation | Thu 6/18/26 18.06.2026 1:54:39

Iran memo: Is Israel happy? Encouraging news from Europe? World Cup USA: People like us! People are like the media: They don’t understand. UFC White House event. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 18, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) I’m back, credits, disclaimer * (0:04:08) News since I was out: Iran memo? UFC Plot. * (0:08:48) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:11:11) Zenny/Canada: Checking on 📞 * (0:14:53)...

Good Tips in Case of Bad Neighbors | Texas Court Outcome | HAKE Thu 6/11/26 11.06.2026 1:55:45

We don’t REALLY know what happened, but like to think we do. God-fearing men don’t judge without knowing. But it’s wise to sit down, not push a stubborn man. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 11, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Member shoutouts * (0:04:45) I love disclaimers: great reminder * (0:11:15) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:13:15) William III: The TX case: facts & wisdom 📞 * (0:21:45) Mickel: Di...

Justice in Texas | Power Struggle in the World | HAKE Wed 6/10/26 10.06.2026 1:54:27

The Texas outcome seems just, and surprisingly quick! People have different stories in their minds versus reality. And quirky ideas about what’s important. The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 10, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Memberships & ads * (0:08:28) Intro: Hey, guys! Thanks, Jake! 🎶 * (0:10:25) Texas: Justice should be swift * (0:19:45) Chad O Jackson was right: Escalation is wrong. *...

Egos Judging Egos | Rock History, Cattle Ranching, Personal Awakening | HAKE Tue 6/9/26 09.06.2026 1:54:13

Reminiscing about Lynyrd Skynyrd, sharing truth with fellow Americans (and Canadians), handling cattle, and looking at history with clarity. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 9, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Lynyrd Skynyrd tee. * (0:07:55) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:09:30) Zenny/Canada: Disinvited from White House event 📞 * (0:22:00) Zenny: House floor speech * (0:34:40) David/Ocala: Lyn...

No Need to Get Up in Arms | HAKE Mon 6/8/26 08.06.2026 1:54:07

Beware & be patient with people, not fatigued. YouTuber couple’s decision. Premarital wisdom. Bank customer service. The Hake Report, Monday, June 8, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Incidents in the world & families * (0:06:00) Fringe theory loosely related to UN 🧐 * (0:09:45) Defend the weak? Intro * (0:11:45) David/Ocala: Be wise and careful 📞 * (0:20:07) David: California proposals rejected *...

Convinced You're Right | Healthcare, Texas Case, War History | HAKE Fri 6/5/26 05.06.2026 1:54:23

Canada healthcare complaints. 😉 TX case: competing narratives. History buffs team up on Hake! Young people turn gov’t media “corny”! The Hake Report, Friday, June 5, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Identity & perception-judgment * (0:06:07) Intro: Hey, guys! Hake/JLP Promos * (0:09:35) Michael/Canada: Hank Williams. “Honteux.” Master P. 📞 * (0:14:44) Michael: Public healthcare issues...

Hake AI Not Fake AI! | History, Cool Tools, Kooky Beliefs. | Thu 6/4/26 04.06.2026 1:54:01

AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer / Trump’s call to Netanyahu * (0:07:48) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:19) Deep unease at 250 years of USA 🎥 * (0:16:17) Philippine-American War history * (0:28:13) Brady/AZ: Bori...

One Man's "Basic" is Another's "Pedantic" | Campaign Promises. Loyalty. Society. | HAKE Wed 6/3/26 03.06.2026 1:54:11

Hake says Trump’s basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the times? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Proper appreciation. * (0:10:00) Intro: Hey, guys! * (0:11:00) Ronnie/OH: Call it a “smackdown”? “Pedantic.” 📞 * (0:27:04) Alex & Ronnie: Paris & what’s to com...

Does Hake Bend His Principles for Trump? | Generation, Heritage, Politics | HAKE Tue 6/2/26 02.06.2026 1:54:43

Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with media reporter. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Fun Interaction. Boomers Are Cool. * (0:08:33) Jake Husdon, Hey Guys! 🎶 * (0:10:01) Zenny: Bibi & Trump. Millennials vs Boomers. 📞 * (0:27:51) Zenn...