James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Taking Yourself Too Seriously | Vote, Ota Benga, Affordability, Dr. Umar | HAKE Mon 6/1/26 01.06.2026 1:54:21

Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: “pointing out” vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious! The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Voting. Disclaimer. * (0:09:43) Intro: Hey, guys! * (0:10:47) Superchats: Ota Benga, Sad Story 💰 * (0:22:57) David/TX: Santiago. 1 Cor 13: 12. Life Story. 📞 * (0:37:06) Ma...

We Are All Puppets | True & False Propaganda & History | HAKE Fri 5/29/26 29.05.2026 1:54:39

Children’s music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake’s puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words. The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:08:10) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:30) Michael/Canada: Mary Rice Hopkins 📞 * (0:15:40) Michael: Lessons from German History * (0:...

Root of Evil: 'Me' | Tribalism, Nebuchadnezzar, Gold & Silver, Trump-Iran | HAKE Thu 5/28/26 28.05.2026 1:54:25

The evil is not “tribalism” — it’s “me.” Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: “Irony is lost on the stupid.” Should Trump have left Iran alone? The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴 * (0:06:18) Iran & Rocky Shore: Groan! * (0:07:40) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:11:23) Ken/IL: “-isms”: Tribalism: Root of Evil? No,...

A Grain of Salt | Steve Hilton, Data Center Water, Prosecuting Parents | HAKE Wed 5/27/26 27.05.2026 1:54:31

Story: Hake’s belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans caller Tory! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “A grain of salt” 🧂 * (0:07:52) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:09:35) Joke: Target on Every Corner * (0:10:43) News: Iran Update & Trump vs RINOs * (0...

We Can Be Better, Not Bitter: Black Caucus & Homeless Help | HAKE Tue 5/26/26 26.05.2026 1:54:39

Black Caucus membership threat. Scott Adams’ COVID tip: Build skills. Spencer Pratt challenges Karen Bass on homeless help. East Asian low crime. Trump critic calls-in. The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 26, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴 * (04:11) News: Iran Strike & SoCal Ocean Spray * (06:58) Intro: Hey, Guys! * (09:17) Tidbits: Pakistan & CBC Overview * (15:34) Call: David (FL)...

Memorial Day with HAKE 🇺🇸 Mon 5/25/26 25.05.2026 1:54:33

Oops, John McCain does NOT count for Memorial Day, but respect anyway! We reflect on U.S. history and the present. BTW: Is it foolish to intervene as a shoplifting witness? Do we really have our rights? The Hake Report, Monday, May 25, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) 🇺🇸 Memorial Day & John McCain... Disclaimer * (0:03:39) 📌 A lil news... John McCain; WH attempt * (0:09:19) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:11:01) 📞 Daniel...

Everybody Has an 'Identity' to Get Past | HAKE Fri 5/22/26 22.05.2026 1:54:13

We air grievances on identity and disrespect in recent decades. (BTW: Is Iran winning?) Irish shoplifter incident sparks protests. “Anti-weaponization” fund: Sometimes punishment didn’t fit the crime. The Hake Report, Friday, May 22, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:27) 🤕 Pain in the neck * (0:05:09) 🗞️ Hake gripes about GOP Senate and Rumble * (0:10:00) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:12:13) 📞...

It's Wrong to Be Provoked | HAKE Thu 5/21/26 21.05.2026 1:54:59

More dialogue. New rule: Don’t call people that. Civil War reason. Quanell X, confrontational. Blanket statements. Prayer & fasting. Why Massie lost: new woman? The Hake Report, Thursday, May 21, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) 🤨 Am I live? * (0:02:29) 😮‍💨 At last! / Disclaimer * (0:04:35) 🗣️ News? * (0:05:58) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:55) 📞 Ryan: Felt disrespected. New rule! * (0:13:26) R: Why those teens ac...

Can't Go Against God's Man | HAKE Wed 5/20/26 20.05.2026 1:54:37

Massie went against Trump and fell. How to correct wild young neighbors? More dialogue: “You created us.” Self-policing communities. Analyzing the “Chud” situation, and other berating incidents. The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 20, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:06) 🗣️ Massie, Trump, Young Neighbor excuses ‘ * (0:07:41) 🎶 Hey, guys! Stay with it JLP tee * (0:11:34) 📞 Ryan: Antagon...

All Doesn't Mean ALL | Tue 5/19/26 19.05.2026 1:54:43

Black and white unite. Who changed: Massie or Trump? Is the Iran war a mistake? What is “accountability” in race? People dig in because of pride. The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 19, 2026 AD CLIP: Thomas Massie vs Donald Trump: Who's America First 🇺🇸 (15-min) YouTube - Rumble * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:40) 🗞️ News… Iran. San Diego. Ebola. * (0:07:45) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:09:35) 📞 Bobby: “I...

One Rude Individual vs Hordes of Young Neighbors | Mon 5/18/26 18.05.2026 1:54:33

Lots of news and supers before calls: Trump, politics, executions worldwide. De facto red flag law? Michael Jackson. Michael Aquino–Charlie Kirk? White and black callers hash it out on Chud & “YN’s”! The Hake Report, Monday, May 18, 2026 AD CLIP: 'Chud the Builder' Is One Guy; 'YNs' Are HORDES (21-mins) YouTube * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:15) 😢 Poor Martin Short; Captives free * (0:07:...

Personal Attacks | Fri 5/15/26 15.05.2026 1:54:43

Who keeps that slur alive? Love your enemy. Was “Chud the Builder” wrong? Civil War reverberates today. Is Trump a failure? The Hake Report, Friday, May 15, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:05) 🪙 Jesse coin * (0:07:26) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:09:42) 💬 Coffees: Personal Attacks! * (0:16:32) 💬 Old Supers 🌭 * (0:21:16) 📞 Jaime, MN, hearing the “N-word”; Movies, Music * (0:29:56) J: The...

'A Self-Defense Situation'... Or No? | Thu 5/14/26 14.05.2026 1:54:59

Wow, attempted m— charge?! Neanderthal performed root canal?! Ear health vs audio. Eye color affects reaction time? Choose your own reality: be convinced you’re right. The Hake Report, Thursday, May 14, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:33) 🗞️ Premeditated self-defense? * (0:11:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee * (0:12:26) 📞 Ronnie: Chud ridiculous? * (0:21:25) 🧐 Ronnie: Our Greatest...

Trump's Obviously Right Not to Care | Wed 5/13/26 13.05.2026 1:54:15

Good news on immigration. Trump: I don’t think about Americans’ finances in Iran war negotiations. Callers getting “b-wordy.” Should you ever tell people to turn down loud music? The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:04) 51st State, Venezuela? In y’all’s heads * (0:07:02) 🎶 Hey, guys! Life without thinkin’ * (0:09:50) 💬 Supers / Coffees… * (0:17:28) T...

Fact Checked | Hake Tue 5/12/26 12.05.2026 1:54:29

Conditioned to hate Nickelback! Gasoline industry education. Chinese agent in America. Fertility sabotaged by policy. “Chud the Builder” seeks violence? The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 12, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:01:31) 📈 Birthrates correction? By race… * (0:04:19) 💬 Super: Ghosts, Aliens, and Chud, and black Americans * (0:13:52) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Love Boomers * (0:15:12) Nickel...

You're in Your Head | Hake Mon 5-11-26 11.05.2026 1:54:31

Serious mess in Virginia! Modern-day prophecy? Gov’t power grab after alien hoax? Warnings in dreams? Is IRL (in-real-life) trolling “harassment”? The Hake Report, Monday, May 11, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Iran, China * (0:03:10) News: Funeral; Laredo bodies; Kort walking stick * (0:09:45) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:11:10) 📞 Meade: VA mess; BLM statue injury; prophecy… * (0:22:30) M: Givin...

Narcissism Unmasked | Fri 5-8-26 08.05.2026 1:54:57

“Lift Ev’ry Voice” for the Suggestion Box. 🗳️ Streamer’s social experiment. Narcissism and competitive nature: No goals? Goofy afro dude and Luke Skywalker acting out! The Hake Report, Friday, May 8, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:12) 📞 Ryan: “Lift Every Voice” 😢 Trump v 60min * (0:11:22) R: Saying “N—” to get a rise * (0:16:04) R: Obama FBI charges? Mon...

Bullyin' | HAKE Thu 5-7-26 07.05.2026 1:54:49

Pavlov’s trigger words. Immigrant Americans and brotherhood. Black lady, 82, raided by FBI. Warning: “Happy Jacks” will turn on you! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 7, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer, Coffees, Supers * (0:05:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:24) 🪙 Jesse coin * (0:10:14) 🗞️ Hake news… * (0:19:18) 📞 Jeff, OH, re: Trump; N & G words; Italian immigrants * (0:26:20) J: Ethics: Aristotle...

Strange Ideas of 'Fairness' | HAKE Wed 5-6-26 06.05.2026 1:54:45

South Africa farm attacks: “Fair,” but not right? Israel’s special treatment: Don’t be jealous! Hake’s disagreers: “metiche,” disruptors. The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 6, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:13) 🗞️ RIP Ted Turner * (0:10:48) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:12:40) 📞 Ronnie, not John, KY: Direct questions? * (0:15:47) R: Not right, but fair: SA farm attacks; Rabbit got the gun * (0:...

Hake Admits Being in a Cult?! 🇺🇸 | Tue 5-5-26 05.05.2026 1:54:25

“We are slaves” in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake’s favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: “Are you in a cult?” Caller witnessed “tongues” firsthand. The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 5, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Confused Start * (0:10:00) YT start / Disclaimer * (0:12:35) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:14:30) 📞 David, Ocala, FL: Birds, Happy Gilmore * (0:16:40) American bondage; Regulation, Cars, Houses * (0:24:...

Each Time You Turn a Doorknob, Remember… | Mon 5-4-26 04.05.2026 1:56:45

No need to explain yourself or give time to “crybabies,” but I do, alas. Is Trump “tweaking” right now, for Israel, and hurting America? A black man invented the doorknob? The Hake Report, Monday, May 4, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:01) News… * (0:05:57) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:43) 📞 Coco: “Love language”: “helping” * (0:11:18) I couldn’t listen about “N-word” convo...

The Spirit Matters | Fri 5-1-26 01.05.2026 1:55:37

“Respect” is a false setup; we are men, allegedly. Child discipline disparities? Can races talk about one another? Should we let people have their delusions? The Hake Report, Friday, May 1, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:25) News, Mess, drama * (0:08:19) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:10:10) 📞 Michael, Canada: Art, respect boundaries, “little man syndrome” * (0:13:35) M: Overreacting to trut...

Running Off My Fanbase | Thu 4-30-26 30.04.2026 1:54:37

Another caller announces his departure. WHCD: “Shots fired,” a figure of speech! American identity: Assimilation into the world, alas. We’re TOO welcoming! Iran war: Bad move? The Hake Report, Thursday, April 30, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:11) “N” word truth * (0:05:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:50) 📞 Haden: last time, disrespected * (0:13:25) 🖼️ Grok imagery * (0:15:44) 💬 Cesar...

'Fighting Words' | HAKE Wed 4-29-26 29.04.2026 1:54:29

50-minutes of a black man’s “lived experience” with “weaponized” words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD’s enemy? Dating an autistic girl? The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:23) News… * (0:05:24) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:15) 📞 Ronnie, OH: Why isn’t there a * (0:13:35) R: Overreacting to words, fighting words * (0:20:05) R: Rappers mad… * (0:35:04) R: Be...

Gullible and Naive to Evil | Tue 4-28-26 28.04.2026 1:55:33

They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O’Donnell’s “evil” intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills bill. The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 28, 2026 AD — there was no Hake Mon 4-27-26 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:04) 💬 Supers: Aghori… old biblical wise men * (0:10:29) They tried to get him! And you gullible...