James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26 03.08.2026 1:54:25

It’s August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q’s. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA? The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:21) Intro: Hey, guys! * (0:08:36) Alex: mosquito burgers 🦟 * (0:13:35) Alex: Sasquatch calls 🫈 * (0:15:38...

Real American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26 31.07.2026 1:56:01

Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth? The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:01:30) Super surge in spain 💰 * (0:13:34) Intro: Hey, guys! Arachnophobia, Tarantula Hawk 🎶 * (0:17:06) Mr....

Can-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26 30.07.2026 1:54:15

Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. “Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys.” Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt’s crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:41) X started late. FE disk (spelling?) YT member emoji sticker * (0:06:30) WHM... Jake Hudson, Ella Langle...

Can't Care Too Much | Lifeguards, Old Folks, Palestinians, Barbz, "Mehiho" | HAKE Wed 7/29/26 29.07.2026 1:54:17

Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says “Mexico.” Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking? The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:07:13) It’s Time for The Hake Report (Jake AI) 🎶 * (0:10:51) Supers... Mary Shelley, Jules Verne 💰 * (0:1...

Suspicious of Your Thoughts? | Shiloh, NASA, Jesse Coin, Antarctica, Rhodesia | HAKE Tue 7/28/26 28.07.2026 1:54:33

Shiloh Hendrix & cameraman Omar facts. Does NASA troll? Jesse coin! Antarctica FE fun fiction. Is Trump controlled? Rhodesian PM Ian Smith. New Tuskegee dress code. Crocs’ valid use. Happy bday, Jake! The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 28, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:01) Shiloh Hendrix & Sharmake Omar justice * (0:12:52) Does NASA troll space deniers? Asking Grok * (0:18:...

Stay with Boring Reality | Nature. Palestine. Moon. Japan. Shiloh Hendrix. | HAKE Mon 7/27/26 27.07.2026 1:54:37

Fishing & frogging in Canada. Palestine facts. Moon to Earth. Race leaders: people like excitement, not mundane reality. NASA zipline? Blood sacrifice? Why’s Japan clean? Shiloh Hendrix. Nolan Wells. The Hake Report, Monday, July 27, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:07) News... * (0:06:51) Intro: Hey, guys! * (0:09:14) Michael: Frogging and fishing 📞 * (0:19:03) Brady: Pa...

No Need to Fret: It Works Out | Fonz, Rocky, Islam, Intelligence, Nephilim | HAKE Fri 7/24/26 24.07.2026 1:54:59

Henry “Fonz” Winkler saved Rocky! Muslim tradition & USA. How to eat crawfish. Intelligence. Dr. Freeman Dyson. Trump 47. Nephilim, flesh & blood! Muslim girls at graduations. Energy drinks & Mormons. The Hake Report, Friday, July 24, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:46) NJ voter rolls * (0:08:37) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:13:28) David: Jeffrey Porcaro 📞 * (0:18:01) David...

They Took Our Adam’s Apples | Cultural Icons. Mixed Men. Anglo Culture. | HAKE Thu 7/23/26 23.07.2026 1:55:13

“Involve me and I learn.” Ben Franklin. Dukes of Hazzard. Biracial manosphere. Smithsonian on white culture. Testosterone in military and pro-LGBTQ judge. Single moms’ plight? Henry “Fonz” Winkler. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 23, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) July historical figures... Ben Franklin, Jules Verne * (0:11:26) Dodge Charger, General Lee, Dukes of Hazzard * (0:19:13) Taco Bell, Ca...

History & Science | Shakespeare. Netanyahu. Father's Justice? Space Denial. | HAKE Wed 7/22/26 22.07.2026 1:55:59

Learning history: Shakespeare. Netanyahu & Milei. Father in Jeffrey Doucet case. Fitness talk. Hake explains the atmosphere spins with the ball Earth inside the space vacuum. The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer / Shoutouts * (0:05:24) B-day supers: Santiago, Gilbert Gottfried 💰 * (0:10:20) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶 * (0:11:56) Ronnie: Italians, Amerigo Ves...

Too Manly | Maine Democrats, Globe Drawings, Margaret Thatcher, Middle East | HAKE Tue 7/21/26 21.07.2026 1:54:39

Dems’ masculine aggression clampdown: Troy Jackson, Graham Platner, Jeffrey Epstein. Hake proves ball earth with horizon drawings. US Ethos? Margaret Thatcher, heroine of history? Socialism debunked. The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 21, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:48) Too manly, these Maine Democrats! * (0:11:17) Canada tariffs * (0:12:00) Intro: Hey, guys 🎶 * (0:13:06...

Have a Good Attitude | Legionnaires', AI, Gen Z, Boomers, Wealth, Eminent Domain | HAKE Mon 7/20/26 20.07.2026 1:54:41

Election policy thoughts. Health hazard history. Spencer Pratt on NYC DSA. Nephilim & Bible theories. Gen Z advice: Do not complain or blame; save & invest. Eminent domain: Y/N? “Generational wealth.” The Hake Report, Monday, July 20, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:28) Supers: B-day, Election policy 💰 * (0:15:49) Taco Bell lettuce, Legionnaires’💰 * (0:18:56) Intro: Hey...

I Have to Love Boomers | Even Liberals. Election Integrity. Music. Food. HBD. | HAKE Fri 7/17/26 17.07.2026 1:54:41

Thx for b-day wishes! Cute, deformed raccoon. Seattle loves that. Eminem & President Trump, heroes. U.S.–Israel clarification. Ladies discuss election integrity: the debate drags on and on. The Hake Report, Friday, July 17, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) HBD Hake & Disclaimer * (0:06:39) Seattle observation * (0:14:21) Hake history * (0:16:29) Intro: Hey, guys! 🐍 🎶 * (0:18:39) Michael: Hank Will...

People Are Spoiled | Good Old Days. Bad Kids. Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham. | HAKE Thu 7/16/26 16.07.2026 1:54:37

We’re spoiling our migrants! Boomers reminisce on poster girls & vintage beer memorabilia. Charlie Kirk & Lindsey Graham: late, great, pro-Israel Americans. Different rambunctious kids. WeHo flood! The Hake Report, Thursday, July 16, 2026 AD CLIP: Tragic Warning: Story of Single Mother & Refugee in Ireland (5-min) YouTube | Rumble TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:24) News: Give an...

Have We Morally Declined? | Judging History. Single Men. White Stars. Sea Lions. | HAKE Wed 7/15/26 15.07.2026 1:54:05

Morals of the times. U.S. expansion: Good or bad for America? Lindsey Graham and other fellow single men, and society’s setup. Historical figures from show biz. SF Bay incidents and sea lions. The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutouts * (0:06:21) News… ICE updates. Food parasite. * (0:09:47) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:35) Ronnie: July, jud...

Don't Pay Attention to Every Word Said | Lindsey Graham, Charlie Kirk, Nutrition | HAKE Tue 7/14/26 14.07.2026 1:54:33

Defending Lindsey Graham’s character. Was Charlie Kirk really all that “based”? Nutrition tips with Hake (info may be false). “Take no heed unto all words that are spoken.” -Ecclesiastes The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 14, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutout * (0:03:48) Lindsey Graham & Azzmador in heaven * (0:06:34) ICE backing off after Houston & Maine * (0:08:22) Intro:...

RIP Lindsey Graham | Occasional Shows of Strength. Optimism vs Pessimism. Trust. | HAKE Mon 7/13/26 13.07.2026 1:54:13

Lindsey Graham (RIP) spoke up for men. Optimism is American. Nolan Wells question: Should you distrust your kid’s friends? “Godfather” influence: Life imitating art. Listen to Ozzy, don’t go to MAID. The Hake Report, Monday, July 13, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Honoring Lindsey Graham * (0:16:15) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:17:35) Brady: McCain, Graham, Ukraine, Iran 📞 * (0:33:42) Pe...

Reasoning with the Deceiver | MLK Theology. Hallucination by People and AI. | HAKE Fri 7/10/26 10.07.2026 1:55:17

Don’t be too reasonable or substantive. MLK theology: no virgin birth, social gospel. Ancestors would shake their heads. People hallucinate like AI. Granny loves interracial in-law now. The Hake Report, Friday, July 10, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer * (0:07:34) ICE, Reasonable, Intro 🎶 * (0:12:06) David: Sonny Hostin, US Flags, Grateful 📞 * (0:20:19) David: Rev Al, MLK, Virgi...

Power Reveals Your Corruption | E Jean World. Cosby Era. Charlie Kirk Successor. | HAKE Thu 7/9/26 09.07.2026 1:54:53

It’s a backwards world: Followers are leading. Gossips are judging. People are evil. We discuss Trump, Cosby, late US heroes, kooky ideas, Erika Kirk, and the Tyler Robinson preliminary hearing. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 9, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:29) News: Trump, E Jean Carroll, Platner * (0:07:59) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 T-shirt rant * (0:11:29) Brady: Gates...

I Believe the Official Narratives | Erika Kirk, Bibi Netanyahu, Manly Work | HAKE Wed 7/8/26 08.07.2026 1:54:27

Kooky theorists call-in! Charlie Kirk wanted Erika running TPUSA? Nolan Wells fam hired Ben Crump?! Don’t underestimate Tyler Robinson. Is Bibi manlier than Obama? Hamas tunnels banned civilians? The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:38) News: MOU over. Platner? * (0:08:03) Intro: Hake Report by Jake Husdon 🎶 * (0:09:46) Bobby: US-Israel? Er...

Info May Be False | Platner. US-Israel Poll. Feds Are Cool. | HAKE Tue 7/7/26 07.07.2026 1:54:33

Shepard Fairey. Graham Platner. US-Israel latest poll. Our Greatest President & Our Future President: Real guys. The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 7, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:46) Shepard Fairey, Graham Platner, Reuters * (0:18:47) Intro: Hey, guys! Obvious Globe tee * (0:20:44) Zenny: “Crazy,” US-Israel, poll 📞 * (0:38:39) Zenny loves America * (0:43:15) Zenny: Trump...

Can't Keep Up with Internet Drama | Trump Intervened. Morrissey. DC March. | HAKE Mon 7/6/26 06.07.2026 1:54:19

Trump’s call re: World Cup red card. History heroes: Morrissey. Old Nintendo game called “Xenophobe.” “Marginalized” group (Hake’s word) marched in D.C. Industrialization & U.S. history. The Hake Report, Monday, July 6, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:07) Push your weight around, Trump! ⚽️ * (0:09:16) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 Hake tee * (0:10:59) Brady: CLICK 📞 * (0:11:21)...

Independence Day with Bigg Bump 🇺🇸 | Immigration, U.S. History, Sephora | Hake Fri 7/3/26 03.07.2026 1:56:13

CO-HOST: Bigg Bump returns. Happy Independence Day! Analysis: 1965 immigration act to “reshape” America. Civil War & U.S. history. Sephora & Walmart store “quiet hours.” The Hake Report, Friday, July 3, 2026 AD 🇺🇸 Bigg Bump: x.com/bigg_bump | instagram.com/bigg_bump | youtube.com/@biggbump | truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP | soundcloud.com/bigg-bump | rumble.com/user/BiggBump TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Int...

Besmirched | Immigration History, Culture, Women | HAKE Thu 7/2/26 02.07.2026 1:55:17

Migration wave of 1865-1924. Bay Area World Cup chaos. Don’t besmirch Erika Kirk. Trans defense goes too far. WNBA cultural bias: Keep it civil. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 2, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:45) Birthright Citizenship in history, per X tweets 🗞️ * (0:26:00) Alex: New Haven, San Jose, SF, World Cup, Pride. Nicknames.📞...

Ayyy, Best Month 💪🏻 🇺🇸 | Birthright Citizenship, Boomer Appreciation, Culture | HAKE Wed 7/1/26 01.07.2026 1:54:39

Birthright citizenship: Is it working? Did Clarence Thomas imply something about the homeless? Boomers have some wisdom. Cultural identity inhibits understanding. Were Dems better pre-Civil Rights? The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:54) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:08:09) Ronnie: Justice Thomas’ weird dissent 📞 * (0:27:50) Ronnie: Is 14A int...

The So-Called “Supreme Court” 😤 | Citizenship, European Film, Protection Laws | HAKE Tue 6/30/26 30.06.2026 1:54:45

Supreme Court: Birthright citizenship upheld. Charlie Kirk case. German film: What’s its purpose? “Epstein nietspe” joke. Rent stabilization policy. Jesse coin: Support BOND. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “Supreme” Court * (0:08:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:09) Zenny: Kooky beliefs 📞 * (0:21:01) Zenny on Ericka and rebelling * (0:27:55)...