James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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High T | Hake Fri 4-24-26 24.04.2026 1:54:41

“High-T” men can be provoked by words! Low-T men too calm? People who believe in anger won’t question themselves. Does fraud go unpunished? The Hake Report, Friday, April 24, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Yesterday’s drama spills over… * (0:04:31) 📰 News… Trump, Iranians * (0:06:43) 📰 White South African… Denaturalization efforts… D4vd * (0:11:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:13:07) 📞 David,...

Pavlov's Fight | Thu 4-23-26 23.04.2026 1:55:11

A little news, then an explosive conversation between black and white Americans — about “disrespectful” words, or one in particular. The Hake Report, Thursday, April 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:07:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:10:39) 📰 Billions of dollars: “Waste, fraud, abuse” allegations * (0:15:30) 📰 Israel Settler “violence” * (0:19:25) 📰 Bizarre, highly unusual * (0:26:30) 📞...

Have Patience | Wed 4-22-26 22.04.2026 1:54:45

JLP’s patience. Can you be Democrat and Christian? Artemis II “actors” fact check. Medicine for depression? Anti-Trump complaining like women? “N”-joke wasn’t personal! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 22, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:17) 📞 Garrett, NH: Sick. Prayed. Jesse patience w/ caller. * (0:13:24) 📞 Haden, TX: If we lose black Americans (BuyMe...

Evil Energy | Tue 4-21-26 21.04.2026 1:54:21

The problem as a minority? Trump critics on the right. Defund Catholic Charities! The cure for depression? Bieber’s boyhood joke, still touchy! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 21, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:07:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:15) 📞 Haden, TX: Grow up? SA cider. LA domestic incident. * (0:16:30) H: Why is becoming a minority a problem? * (0:18:55) 📞 Ronnie, OH: What ar...

Were There Cave Men in the Bible? | Mon 4-20-26 20.04.2026 1:54:39

South Africa crime. Trump’s psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and other ancient people. The Hake Report, Monday, April 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:11) 🎶 Hey, guys! (FB live) * (0:07:02) 📞 Coco, L.A.: South Africa m—, “n” word 2000s * (0:13:45) C: Abusive people can’t se...

Tap-Dancing 'Parasites' | Fri 4-17-26 17.04.2026 1:54:17

Don’t say “parasites.” What’s the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good ones “tap-dancing”? The Hake Report, Friday, April 17, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:06) M— was the case! * (0:04:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:16) 📞 Haden, TX: Disrupters. “Leeching” but not dehumanizing * (0:12:39) Q: Will we...

Half-Hour of HAKE | Thu 4-16-26 16.04.2026 31:46

JUST 30 MINS! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:28) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:03:17) 📞 HADEN, CA: ttyl (0:04:22) 💬 Supers YT: Brandi thoughts, US-Iran 1953, draft (0:12:10) 📞 TORY, CA: Friend (0:13:53) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Dad draft, Jane Goodall-looking neighbor, fight ICE (0:17:50) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Israel, prophecy? Or man-made? (0:22:12) 💬 Coffees…. (0:27:59) 💬...

HAKE (ONE HOUR ONLY) | Wed 4-15-26 15.04.2026 55:39

JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don’t hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody’s fair-minded. The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:50) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:10) 📞 ALEX, CA: We don’t hate them. “The enemy”? To Israel? * (0:07:27) A: Mixing results odd. Catholics Q? * (0:09:12) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Time zones * (0:11:26) B...

Working Smarter | Tue 4-14-26 14.04.2026 1:54:47

DoorDash Grandma’s politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump’s “wrongs” in second term… “blasphemy”? Iran? The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:35) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:04) 📞 JAIME, MN: Doordash Grandma, Trump, no tax on tips * (0:11:57) J: Henry Kissinger couldn’t moderate these “debates” * (0:13...

Love Your Enemy | Mon 4-13-26 13.04.2026 1:54:31

VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute ( Alt ) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict Trump vs Pope Leo and the Iran war. Do you know what “Love your enemy” means? Are neighbors not your neighbor? South Africa. Trump “Jesus” pic? The Hake Report, Monday, April 13, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:59) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:22) News… Disclaimer...

Frustrating | Fri 4-10-26 10.04.2026 1:54:53

A dishonest conversation: South Africa now, America past. Seeking the truth? Why white gals go interracial. NJF: Vote Dem? I don’t respect him, but care what he says and thinks! The Hake Report, Friday, April 10, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) The Hake Report * (0:03:31) 💬 Super: Love enemy… * (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee * (0:09:14) 📞 HADEN vs RONNIE: G— in South Africa, America * (...

A Real American | Thu 4-9-26 09.04.2026 1:54:21

What an American is. Countering anti-Southern propaganda. South Africa: Is it persecution? Is it fair? Did childhood vaccines shape your mindset? The Hake Report, Thursday, April 9, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:30) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:05) 📞 HADEN, TX: Gov Abbott, “Roll On”? SpaceX, NASA? * (0:12:50) H: Bobby funny; Ronnie, “American”? South Africa Q * (0:15:01) H: G—ide a lib...

Crishaun Disappointed in Iran Ceasefire? | Wed 4-8-26 08.04.2026 1:55:07

South Africa: Fairness vs “history.” GUEST: Crishaun the Don (at 36 mins) on Trump’s Iran war ceasefire, women’s anti-suffrage wisdom, BHI fantasy, real Jewish ancestry, and genetic predisposition. The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 AD GUEST LINKS x.com/crishaunthedon - youtube.com/@themisfitnation - rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! *...

'Praise Be to Allah' | HAKE Tue 4-7-26 07.04.2026 1:54:39

Trump vs Iran: We’ll see! Civil War history revisited. Did you vote for war or “mass deportations”? Praise be to Allah. 14th Amendment: regrets? The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:47) Crazy ese, or essay! * (0:05:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:35) 📞 MIT, Australia: Jesse Q; Trump, Iran, unintelligible * (0:18:11) 📞 DANIEL, TX: Conspiracy: Civil War coul...

Hake Tactics | Mon 4-6-26 06.04.2026 1:54:19

Trump cussed at Iran. Consanguineous marriages. Police chase tactics vs fleeing suspects. Life as a refugee or deportee. Don’t go personal: Don’t talk culture? The Hake Report, Monday, April 6, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:26) News… Our guys rescued * (0:05:38) Trump cussed on Truth Social * (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:19) 📞 JEFF, LA: In—st * (0:11:28) Consangu...

Avuncular, Peculiar, Bifurcated | Fri 4-3-26 03.04.2026 1:54:21

NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. Lee on the peculiar institution. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New Orleans footchase story! “THE” crime statistic, per good-at-math caller? The Hake Report, Friday, April 3, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:16) 🗞️ US jet shot down… Trump: Say UNC, Avuncular * (0:07:53) 🎶 Hey, guys! Knowledg...

God Said Don't Go to Space | Thu 4-2-26 02.04.2026 1:54:21

Rocket deniers: God said don’t go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:46) News… * (0:04:58) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:13) 📞 ROB, NorCal, single father, own business * (0:09:26) R: Rocket fake, can’t see stars * (0:17:24) 📞 ART, OH: C...

Can You Be Baited? | Wed 4-1-26 01.04.2026 1:54:39

People have no love. “Know” about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! “Chopped,” good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: “Controversial” The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:40) April Fools! … Disclaimer * (0:05:35) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:22) 📞 RYAN, IL: No love! Demons! * (0:14:40) 📞 HADEN, TX: Projection * (0:...

Projecting Your Hypocrisy | Tue 3-31-26 31.03.2026 1:54:19

Judging the heart and mind of your fellow man: Y’all never talk about CWP’s (Caucasian White People), but they do it too! BTW: FE debunked: Light DOES bend! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 31, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:50) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:35) 💬 Supers: Mirages * (0:13:16) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Gluten, Celiac Disease, Wife * (0:16:35) D: Ruined pizza night, sick of Brocc...

Eat Your Veggies | Mon 3-30-26 30.03.2026 1:54:19

Human rights for “migrants” vs our nations. Israel, protecting Catholics, restricts Palm Sunday. Trump: Sharpies save money. Folic acid mandate to prevent Latino birth defects. The Hake Report, Monday, March 30, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:10) 💬 Super: Empirical * (0:13:43) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:15:51) 🗞️ Migration and law: US and EU * (0:28:16) 🗞️ Israel looking out...

They Owe an Apology for Being Offended | Fri 3-27-26 27.03.2026 1:54:43

We don’t mean harm talking about y’all! But y’all are offended, talking about us! Hake’s Friday shirt. Oil crisis and gas prices. FE and space denial debate! The Hake Report, Friday, March 27, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Headlines * (0:02:59) Disclaimer * (0:07:26) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:10:49) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Grew up with black people; Gap Band * (0:13:46) D: NJF won’t be Prez! * (0...

We Don't Really Know | Thu 3-26-26 26.03.2026 1:54:45

More shrill voices on Trump’s Christianity and anti-war propaganda over Iran: Chicken Little cried, “The sky is falling!” Is that Scott Ritter? Lady called ICE on her roofers she didn’t pay?! The Hake Report, Thursday, March 26, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:38) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:03) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Bibi manly? Stop. How’s Iran war? * (0:10:42) M: Trump not Christian…? Wa...

Worry Over Nothing | Wed 3-25-26 25.03.2026 1:54:51

Don’t worry over nothing. What are you paying for gasoline? Are you still with Trump? Is he not Christian? Melbourne, FL: Democrats and crime? Dershowitz or Fuentes? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 25, 2026 AD CLIP: Trump’s Spirit, the Real Key to His Support (10-min) - YouTube - Rumble - BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:43) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:38) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Daytona...

True Freedom of Speech | Tue 3-24-26 24.03.2026 1:54:43

Trump on Mueller: True freedom of speech. Hake’s Israel-Iran “epistemology” gets criticized. Differences between Future Prez and TC, and that gal. OF founder RIP, 43. The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 24, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:01) 💬 Supers/Rumble Rants * (0:08:31) 🎶 Hey, guys! Helicopter * (0:10:17) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Thought on Trump, “glad he’s d—.” * (0:21:09) R: Respect?...

Is Bibi Not Manly? | Mon 3-23-26 23.03.2026 1:54:55

The Hake Report, Monday, March 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:35) Iran war, Mueller RIP * (0:06:07) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:29) 🗞️ DHS, ICE, LaGuardia Airport * (0:13:33) 📞 JOHN, KY: Any criticism of Israel, Trump? * (0:19:40) J: Joe Kent; War * (0:23:35) 📞 MARK: Kent, Tucker, Trump being used * (0:27:01) M: Is Bibi manly? * (0:29:48) M: They got Trump like Joe McCarthy * (0:3...