James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

News EN ↓ 1000 episodes

Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

Author

James Anton Hake

Episodes

What Those Girls Did to That Man | Fri 3-20-26 20.03.2026 1:54:45

News: RIP Chuck Norris; Space ship slow roll; Trump’s next top guys. Caller turns on Trump because of Hake and Israel?! The late Cesar Chavez gets MeToo’d from the 60s. The Hake Report, Friday, March 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:41) 📸 Chuck Norris, RIP * (0:12:06) 🎶 Hey, guys! Chuck met Trump! * (0:17:43) 🎥 Artemis II rollout * (0:20:59) 🗞️ News…. Amazon phone, Ibuprofen,...

Knowledge Without Wisdom | Thu 3-19-26 19.03.2026 1:54:37

Trump, looking out for Iran, Israel, and Qatar! Wild-haired boy: “Hey, Lebron, can you sign my shoe? Please?” IG: Tornadoes and hail footage. Callers try to wake Hake up about Israel, Epstein, Trump. The Hake Report, Thursday, March 19, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:37) 🗒️ Trump Truth: warning to Iran, Israel … shoutouts * (0:09:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:11:45) 💬 Coffees… Mike, Gre...

Skilled Liars | Wed 3-18-26 18.03.2026 1:55:49

Several headlines: AI Bibi? Juliana “Forget Trump” Stratton, next black female Senator? Iran war propaganda: Trump vs NATO? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 18, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start 💬 Super * (0:03:18) 🗞️ Headlines… AI Bibi? Bondi… Juliana Stratton * (0:09:55) 🗞️ Pot… That gal more * (0:12:10) 🗞️ More headlines… Iran security chief Ali Larijani, Kant * (0:15:06) 🗞️ Yet more he...

A Bunch of Perceived Wrongs | Tue 3-17-26 17.03.2026 1:54:39

Callers vent about Israel, Iran war, and white Americans. Is Islam closer to Christianity than Judaism? Can a brother walk in the suburb with a boombox without fear? The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 17, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:06:00) 🎶 Hey, guys * (0:07:51) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Stop supporting Trump * (0:10:34) Z: Muslims’ vs Jews’ belief about Jesus * (0:14:35) Z: Muslims closer...

Everybody Has the Wrong Idea | Mon 3-16-26 16.03.2026 1:54:37

Identity is an idol. Jesus’ color is a silly argument. Muslims’ false belief about Christ? Jesse Jackson’s “celebration of life” turned to political griping! “DEI” fact check from Marc Lamont Hill. The Hake Report, Monday, March 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Rumble: Iran vs protesters? Disclaimer * (0:05:28) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:30) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Should be way past Jesus’ co...

Do Kids Go to Heaven? | Fri 3-13-26 13.03.2026 1:54:45

Do many whites think Jesus was white? Why black Americans are more “into” race. Should we be more concerned about children than adults, in war? The Hake Report, Friday, March 13, 2026 AD CLIP: Who Cares About the School if Kids Go to Heaven Anyway? (Totally Kidding) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:44) 🎶 Hey, you guys! * (0:08:12) 💬 Supers I’d miss...

Neither Believe Nor Disbelieve | Thu 3-12-26 12.03.2026 1:54:39

Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel’s eyes. The Hake Report, Thursday, March 12, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:08:42) 💬 Popcorn: Energy prices promise lie * (0:09:04) 💬 Cesar: Would you bow to African Jesus? What if? * (0:11:22) 💬 Eric: AI * (0:12:42) 💬 Eric: Women, men * (0...

Are Washcloths Necessary? | Wed 3-11-26 11.03.2026 1:54:41

Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is he black? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 AD CLIP: John Grisham's 'A Time to Kill' Reversed Racial Roles?! (6-min) YouTube - Rumble 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:17) 💬 Rumble Rant: Smoke Alarm * (0:06:33) 🎶 Hey, guys!...

Would You Bow to a Black Jesus? | Tue 3-10-26 10.03.2026 1:54:53

History with no agenda? “Jesus was a POC.” Isn’t it a stupid question, whether Hake took the $7K? “No other President” can do what Trump does! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 9, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:24) 🚫 I disclaim. St— Q? Babbling * (0:04:53) 🎶 Hey, guys! Raven vs Crow * (0:06:55) 📞 HADEN, TX: H— numbers per Rockwell: no “agenda” * (0:12:05) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Star/Trian...

Monkey on Your Back | Mon 3-9-26 09.03.2026 1:54:49

History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: “monkey on your back!” Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please? The Hake Report, Monday, March 9, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:31) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:04:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: Aztlán * (0:09:37) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: H— denial? Deny other things! * (0:19:21) D: Know-it-all… Getting facts right… Men and women * (...

Lost in Matterless Affairs | Fri 3-6-26 06.03.2026 1:54:59

European Israelites? Kristi Noem gossip. Markwayne Mullin vs union “thug”? Be a better father? The high-IQ direct line to Trump? (s/o DC Talk, Weds too) The Hake Report, Friday, March 6, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:19) Chris Foote, TFS, Super from Harmony * (0:06:05) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:05) Abraham Accords? * (0:13:01) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Israel name change, forgotten, bad figs… *...

Shocked at Your Lack of History | Thu 3-5-26 05.03.2026 1:54:59

Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa? The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:58) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:23) 📞 MIT, Australia: Countries won’t help us with Iran! * (0:15:15) M: Why is your mind so busy? * (0:20:16) M: I love you, mate… * (0:21:00) 📞 WI...

Iran War: Will It Help or Hurt? | Wed 3-4-26 04.03.2026 1:54:35

Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who’s worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad’s water miracle. The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:47) Man of his word * (0:07:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! … Wall Goin Up * (0:10:03) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Mocking stutters; BHI prophecies? Israel * (0:18:59) D: Supporting Israel? Netany...

Egos and Losers | Tue 3-3-26 03.03.2026 1:54:33

Egos argue about Iran and Trump. True Israelite lineage: black, white, or Jewish? Was Elvis a paid Shabbos goy? BTW: All immigrants are not equal! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 3, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:53) Intro * (0:03:50) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:15) 🎥 Trump-Hamas deal, Sept 2025 * (0:11:11) 📞 JOHN, KY: Trump working * (0:16:11) J: Fuentes’ take * (0:18:11) 🗣️ HADEN, T...

President of Peace | Mon 3-2-26 02.03.2026 1:54:25

Trump struck Khamenei (and Ahmadinejad?). “Iraq 2.0”? Did Trump promise not to go to war with Iran? Do you feel betrayed? The Hake Report, Monday, March 2, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:08) Khamenei is gone. Austin… * (0:04:45) Vote Democrat? Our Future Prez * (0:07:58) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:09:23) 💬 Super: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad * (0:13:05) 📞 WILLIAM III: Trump strikes Iran * (0:18:...

End of Black History Month | Fri 2-27-26 27.02.2026 1:54:49

Here for black entertainment! Identities divide. Mixing: OK or bad? “One on Christ”? End of BHM: JLP, Obama, Ruby Ridges… The Hake Report, Friday, February 27, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:27) Wrestling * (0:06:01) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:46) 💬 Coffee: Mike: Trump admin, lame * (0:10:21) 💬 Coffee: Mike: voting age, requisites * (0:12:18) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: JLP’s love. W III bla...

We Don't Know the Real Story | Thu 2-26-26 26.02.2026 1:54:35

Voting at age 60? Our Future President: mixed? Surface-level thrills: just bashing. Women’s politics, Jesus’ politics? RIP Jimmie Lee Jackson, Viola Liuzzo. 😔 The Hake Report, Thursday, February 26, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:22) Celebrate * (0:03:40) 🎶 Hey, guys! Bad job! * (0:06:30) 💬 Coffees: Mike: Afghanistan: Canadians, not Israelis * (0:08:34) 💬 Mike: over 60? Harold...

Watch Yourself | Wed 2-25-26 25.02.2026 1:54:25

Fit white pothead met his goals, but took “degenerate” personally. Future President’s “Epstein” quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business? The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Supers * (0:05:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP tee, OOP * (0:08:38) 📞 HADEN, TX: black fathers, Juneteenth, BHI, BHM * (0:13:17) H: Trump SOTU… honoring people * (0:...

Are Gummy Bears Christian? | Tue 2-24-26 24.02.2026 1:54:29

Boomers hash it out with “constructive criticism.” Taking something to calm down? Epstein accusers were grown. They’re infantilizing teens. Our Future President knows. The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 24, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:40) Hey, guys! * (0:04:20) 💬 Super * (0:04:51) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Billy Chemirmir story * (0:09:00) D: “False prophet”? Israel… Tucker? Cruz,...

New Generation MESS | Mon 2-23-26 23.02.2026 1:54:37

Mexico in terror after fatal failed attempt to capture cartel boss: “victory”? Is fresh meat quality down lately? Viola Liuzzo’s Voting Rights Act. Hake and J’s. The Hake Report, Monday, February 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:24) Chest Day * (0:04:18) Hey, guys! Hake tees * (0:08:06) 🎥 CJNG leader El Mencho * (0:16:11) More info… 🎥 Terrorists terrified * (0:21:27) 🎥 Prince...

Courts Ruining the Country | Fri 2-20-26 20.02.2026 1:54:43

What does conservatism mean nowadays? So-called “Supreme Court” strikes down Trump tariffs. Stonewalling marriage. Judging brainwashed people. JLP caller on-hold, ticked! The Hake Report, Friday, February 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / JLP show glitch * (0:04:40) 🎶 Hey, guys! “You don’t look like a cage fighter” * (0:07:35) 💪 Exercise: Now pushups AND dips! * (0:09:00...

None of Your Business | Thu 2-19-26 19.02.2026 1:54:45

Everybody got their own "Jesus." Healing for the sick? Should Christians not preach in Israel? Did Hake take the money? "Reparations." Anti-discrimination laws. The Hake Report, Thursday, February 19, 2026 AD CLIP: DID YOU TAKE THE SEVEN GRAND? (4-min) YouTube - Rumble - BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:13) Hey, guys! * (0:06:10) DAVID, Ocala: Mark, Mormons. Without Faith… “The wro...

Love and Humility: Misunderstood | Wed 2-18-26 18.02.2026 1:54:35

“Separation of Church and State”: Same-sex marriage? Mormon bashes Trinitarians and Trump! Hake gets yelled at! Love your enemy: “Sissy talk!” The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 18, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:56) Hey, guys! * (0:04:30) Epstein drama rant * (0:06:41) s/o Jake * (0:07:01) Rescue… Unnecessary risks. * (0:11:41) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Separation of church and state * (0...

'I Am Somebody' | Tue 2-17-26 17.02.2026 1:53:01

Biden’s job numbers: Illegal? Communism subverted Christianity, conservatism, and U.S. history. RIP Jesse Jackson, “towering” figure, per CNN! The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 17, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:38) 📞 MARK, CA: Biden’s job numbers. BHM: Garvey, Muhammad. * (0:08:52) M: Olympics badmouthing immigration; Student protests * (0:12:57) M: Co...

So Everything's a Big Joke to You | Mon 2-16-26 16.02.2026 1:54:41

“Conservative” Obama voter, OK with “same-sex marriage,” rehashed. White callers pat each other on the back. Trans “parent,” Grand Prairie. Moonlight is cooler than moon shade. The Hake Report, Monday, February 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:05) Epstein… * (0:05:10) Hey, guys! * (0:07:40) 📞 RONNIE, OH: What it means to be conservative? Voting… * (0:13:15) R: Conservative Obam...