James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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King of the Jungle | Fri 2-13-26 13.02.2026 1:54:41

Black “Conservative”? SAVE Act: “Call your Senators.” Trump, King of the Jungle! “Latinos are better than whites.” Epstein hype believer. “Activist judge” doubter. The Hake Report, Friday, February 13, 2026 AD CLIP: We Made the Law, En-guh! (3-min) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start… (0:02:40) 💬 Super: Rumble Rants… (0:08:50) 🎶 Hey, guys! 🤔 (0:11:40) 💬 Super: Pilled (0:1...

Hidden Contributors | Thu 2-12-26 12.02.2026 1:54:29

Black History Month is boomer bait: Undue credit and blame. Did Revelation happen? Courts usher in communism. “Evolution is obviously false.” Don’t be a hater. The Hake Report, Thursday, February 12, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:20) 🎶 Hey, guys! Hake tees, shop * (0:05:20) 📞 RYAN, IL: “N” word appropriateness… * (0:11:30) R: ICE incidents, MN… * (0:14:45) R: Nancy...

Created to Serve | Wed 2-11-26 11.02.2026 1:54:47

Trump, father of the country, let mama take the kids. Caller convo: Detroit’s destruction. Who’s “fixated”? Was one “created to serve” another? The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 11, 2026 AD CLIP: Do You Condemn...? Why Are Y’all Fixated...? (8-mins) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Mic loudness / Disclaimer * (0:05:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:22) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Torrey...

The Mama Spirit | Tue 2-10-26 10.02.2026 1:54:47

Mothers blame social media. Lenient judge, rude convict. Epstein’s voice, 2019! Unchristian morality. Conservatism? Bad Bunny’s divisive Halftime show? The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 10, 2026 AD CLIP: Judge 'Mamas' 24yo Man Convicted of 'R—' (13-min) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:19) 📸 Mothers hold portraits… photo op in Social media landmark trial (0:14:23)...

In Your Face | Mon 2-9-26 09.02.2026 1:54:53

Everybody talking about Bad Bunny’s Spanish-language Halftime show. No justice in America: Court bias, Left-wing uprising, Kirk and Rockwell. Can’t hear the truth FROM YOU! The Hake Report, Monday, February 9, 2026 AD CLIP: Latina Gloats About Bad Bunny Halftime Show (11-mins) YouTube | Rumble | Bitchute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Chest Day (0:05:52) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:08:22) 📞 MI...

Crishaun the Don: Truth, Justice, and America First | Fri 2-6-26 06.02.2026 1:54:49

GUEST: Crishaun the Don going to war with Groypers! MLK smiled at Mahalia Jackson’s “Joshua Fought The Battle Of Jericho.” No such thing as “your logic”! The Hake Report, Friday, February 6, 2026 AD Crishaun the Don / The Misfit Nation https://x.com/crishaunthedon https://youtube.com/@themisfitnation https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:05:00) GUEST: Crishaun th...

I Rebuke You in the Name of Jesus | Thu 2-5-26 05.02.2026 1:54:13

Alt theories on the Bible: Serpent’s seed? O.T. God? Sonya Massey and Sean Grayson: Both wrong? Who’s worse: Epstein or Muhammad? The Hake Report, Thursday, February 5, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:34) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:46) 📞 ALLEN, MI: hybrid Obama; Jesus vs bankers, Jubilee; Figs works of men (0:17:01) 📞 ERIC, AZ: Adam, Eve, serpent’s children vs Adam’s; O.T. God...

White and Black Men Hash It Out | Wed 2-4-26 04.02.2026 1:54:39

Sean Grayson, political prisoner? Callers discuss: Whose country is America? “Conservative” Obama voter? Who is the biggest problem? The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 4, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:14) 🎶 Hey, guys! 🙉 sorry, kids, ladies (0:06:42) 📞 HADEN, TX: BHM, black history month (0:10:17) H: Sean Grayson case… (0:15:29) H: Justified. Political prisoners. (0:...

A Man with Anger | Tue 2-3-26 03.02.2026 1:54:29

Sean Grayson deserve 20 years? FE: curved water? 1870s black inventions. Is a 13yo innocent? The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 3, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:57) News, IQ vs disciplined mind (0:06:59) Hey, guys! (0:09:15) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL, Rashad Richey, Sean Grayson, Chauvin, Taxes, education (0:16:59) D: perpetual 14yo mind (0:18:18) D: Epstein didn’t himself? L....

Don't Hate Your Home | Mon 2-2-26 02.02.2026 1:54:47

Hating home… RIP H. K. Edgerton… FE gets dunked-on… Don Lemon and terrorized church people… Segregation: Is it about character? The Hake Report, Monday, February 2, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:06) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:37) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Anime resentment stories (0:11:10) 📞 MEADE, Richmond, VA: RIP HK Edgarton; Commiewealth of VA, CA (0:21:43) 📞 ALEX, CA: Epstein...

Men Aren't Overly Dramatic | Fri 1-30-26 30.01.2026 1:55:07

Unmask & bodycam ICE? “Free Luigi”? Trump, father of the world, put war with Iran on calendar?! Mountain lion in SF? It’s OK not to have an opinion or watch the Alex Pretti video. FE further debunked! The Hake Report, Friday, January 30, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Unmasking, Bodycams… (0:05:06) Disclaimer / death threat on journalists (0:07:46) Punchie’s coffee / Beverly Hills (0:10:5...

Worst HAKE Ever | Thu 1-29-26 29.01.2026 1:54:31

Hake got caught not paying attention. 🙈 Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq? The Hake Report, Thursday, January 29, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:38) Patience? NOT! (0:04:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! Teeth tee! (0:06:37) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Punchie Penguin (0:12:09) W7: Jesus is not God billboard (0:15:36) W7: FE. Copernicus. I’...

Now You Know How We Feel | Wed 1-28-26 28.01.2026 1:54:25

Calls: Interracial attraction and rap culture. Trump has no stomach to stay strong…? Tender-hearted discussion about Alex Pretti and police. The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 28, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:05) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:23) Embracing senseless (0:07:24) 💬 Super: Shout-ooot (0:08:28) 🗒️ DSM update (0:18:17) Trump, Immigration, Minnesota: Wait and see (0:20...

'Conspiracy of Concealment' | Tue 1-27-26 27.01.2026 1:54:41

Keith Green: Jesus is the Way. Crime in the North, 1950s: Less in the South! On r—, s—, and lies in history. Minneapolis: Fatal foolishness. The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 27, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:36) 💬 Super: TIME article upcoming (0:04:56) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:08:33) 💬 Supers… Cesar on Ye, Nick (0:16:13) 💬 Coffees… (0:18:57) 🎥 Keith Green on Christianity… (...

Good Ones | Mon 1-26-26 26.01.2026 1:54:41

RIP Alex Pretti: Libs excited. Ever play dumb to fit in? A white man and black Jewish Christian talk. Haters have their “good ones,” based on judgment. Some people want hate! The Hake Report, Monday, January 26, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:23) 🙏 RIP Alex Pretti (0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! Daddy didn’t leave… LOCK YOUR DOOR (0:10:21) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Weather! Greta… (0...

I Hear the Welfare in His Voice | Fri 1-23-26 23.01.2026 1:56:33

Hake is not into callers getting personal, but they do: Gossip and slander. “Can’t we all just get along?” 57 symbols on a Brooklyn playground?! Church protest vs J6: Which was worse? The Hake Report, Friday, January 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:26) 💬 Rumble Rant: Haitian revolt / Tech issue… (0:06:03) 🎶 “Dreamanow” - Bright Lights (0:10:28) Hey, guys! Lynyrd Skyn...

Always Doing What's Right | Thu 1-22-26 22.01.2026 1:54:31

Mud huts in 2026. Black-white relations. Jewish Americans doing what’s right? Immigration’s effect on the black community: Not worth mentioning? The Hake Report, Thursday, January 22, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:05) Hey, guys! (0:06:57) 📞 HADEN: America’s founding and my black callers. (0:19:19) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: white Hispanic? Mud huts are genius. Mark concern. (0:2...

Who's Your Commander? | Wed 1-21-26 21.01.2026 1:54:31

Caller wars drag on. Black lib and angry white hold a Christian discussion. Not Norman Rockwell! IShowSpeed vs dad: American. Slow. The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 21, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer: MLK vs FBI, both liars? Super: Jim/Jimmy (0:07:42) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:09:19) 💬 Super: Every MLK Blvd? (0:10:18) 📞 WILLIAM III: Stand up. Silly callers. Falling for MLK. Seg. vs...

Adversaries Coming Together | Tue 1-20-26 20.01.2026 1:54:27

Whites and blacks come together to reason with one another here! Advice for dealing with 18yo wayward spoiled son? Reaction to yesterday’s fiery caller Mark. The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:25) Debanking and Trump (0:07:26) Hey, guys! (0:09:27) 📞 HADEN, TX: MLK Day. Mark’s epic call yesterday. (0:14:33) HADEN: Ronnie tryna discredit me. (0:22:03)...

MLK is STILL divisive! | Mon 1-19-26 19.01.2026 1:56:05

Scarface was Cuban, not Italian. Poor Hasidic Jews, NYC. Do we evil men knowingly lie? Mark “The Legend” calls on MLK Day! The Hake Report, Monday, January 19, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start, Kangaroo, Disclaimer (0:05:27) Hey, guys! (0:08:45) 💬 Super: Cuban, not Italian (0:12:35) They don’t listen, they accuse (0:14:04) 🗒️ Moon trip: “Making history” (0:19:32) 📞 JOHN, KY: Sicilians 1500s...

"Be Good" | Fri 1-16-26 16.01.2026 1:54:35

Calls: Noise assault, and other crime. Distracted vaxx theorists. Trump’s gesture to PDF protector accuser? OK? Mark Ruffalo pin for Renee Good. The Hake Report, Friday, January 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Caledonian Elixir (0:04:51) Trump crackdown please? (0:06:30) Hey, guys! (0:09:19) … Print quality (0:14:05) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: The fight over the noise attack (0:20:29) DAVID:...

Crime Is a Tool of the Left | Thu 1-15-26 15.01.2026 1:54:53

Callers talking sense. Malcolm X had the wrong attitude: We ARE weaker when one is sick! Did Italians start “no-snitch culture”? Scott Adams’ viral statements. John Adams spelled it “Koran”! The Hake Report, Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD 📢 HAKE APPEARANCE: Caledonian Elixir https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/15/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir-thu-1-15-26 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start *...

Very Badly Treated | Wed 1-14-26 14.01.2026 1:54:21

Trump criticized Civil Rights. Errol Musk warned against a white minority. The black mindset… from rap? Are Southerners more down to earth? The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 14, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! Facts vs Truth (0:05:43) 📞 HADEN, TX: Renee Good, “white” (0:08:24) HADEN: Trump on civil rights: White people very badly treated (0:11:51) HADEN: Elon Musk...

Reckless Disregard for Fellowman | Tue 1-13-26 13.01.2026 1:54:41

RIP Scott Adams. “Renee Good” discussion. Ashli Babbitt? Walking stick! Reddit: broken windows policing, please! “Coal pop!” -Sweet Brown The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 13, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start: RIP Scott Adams, Disclaimer, Don’t cry (0:05:09) Hey, guys! Hake shops (0:08:34) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Cop was unjustified but I was for it. Evil institution. (0:13:58) It was justified (0:17:...

The Hard Way | Mon 1-12-26 12.01.2026 1:54:39

Scott Adams turned Christian, dying? Trump: Getting Greenland from Denmark, not Russia or China. Hake’s favorite phrase(s)? “Autistic” Barbie. Cop cussed! The Hake Report, Monday, January 12, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:17) Scott Adams, others… (0:05:27) Hey, guys! Crying, lying tee… (0:07:23) 🗒️ Scott Adams, Pascal’s Wager (0:14:10) 🎥 Fed chair Jerome Powell swallowing hard (0:22...