James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Canada Poisoned the North's Mind | Fri 1-9-26 09.01.2026 1:54:27

Canada poisoned the North’s minds! Punchie TV praise! Gov’t-mother collusion. Did Tim Walz fear fragging? ICE agent dragged! Lesbian unity on politics. The Hake Report, Friday, January 9, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimers * (0:03:26) Hey, guys! I Disavow * (0:06:21) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Height? * (0:08:35) MICHAEL: Venezuela! … Canada becoming a problem! * (0:12:43) MICHAEL: Can...

Reckless Communists | Thu 1-8-26 08.01.2026 1:54:41

We discuss the passing of Renee Good, who drove at an ICE agent, and the Antifa-type protests. Maduro said: Happy New Year! The Hake Report, Thursday, January 8, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:00:33) 💬 Supers: Cashapp, DLive, Police, noncompliant PEOPLE (0:05:46) 💬 Super: Rumble, Popcorn, Ronnie, Mark … (0:09:58) Hey, guys! (0:11:25) 💬 Supers… Commandeur Kim on the protestor gal (0:21...

Blind Judgment | Wed 1-7-26 07.01.2026 1:54:43

Philip Yancey affair. Ronnie judges ignoramuses. Mickey Rourke doesn’t want charity! Mt Baldy danger. Was Rosa Parks fit? Adam looked like Vin Diesel? The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 7, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start: Environmentalist deadly fires, Disclaimers (0:07:06) Hey, guys! (0:08:59) 💬 Super / Coffees (0:11:04) Funding needy families (0:12:39) 🗒️ Philip Yancey … (0:20:31) 🎥 201...

Nick Shirley Redeems Utah | Tue 1-6-26 06.01.2026 1:54:35

I now understand grouchy older guys. Grok: Language is political. Nick Shirley, young Mormon YouTuber! Somalis, Tim Walz, Maduro, and fake UPS crime. The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 6, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:42) 🎥 Trash, Disclaimer (0:04:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! Hake tees (0:07:07) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Trying to make you r—cist. Reprobate… (0:10:35) 🎥 DAVID: Trump: “garbage.” Rob...

Is Trump a Doormat? | Mon 1-5-26 05.01.2026 1:54:35

I’m back! Trump grabbed Maduro! Fraud in America! I like how Tish James pronounces Zohran Kwame Mamdani. Does God answer prayer? Is Trump a doormat? The Hake Report, Monday, January 5, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:05:30) Hey, guys! (0:06:52) 💬 Supers… (0:02:23) 🗣️ Venezuela (0:19:55) Jim’s lil story about Venezuela … (0:24:10) Meanwhile, in America… Voter shenanigans, “Fraud is bad” (...

See You Next Year | Tue 12-23-25 23.12.2025 1:54:05

Christmas/Christian songs. Parents raising “bad” kids, giving “bad” gifts. “Wife guys.” Kids stealing vs borrowing cars. Bolshevik diversity? The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 23, 2025 AD NO MORE HAKE till Mon, Jan 5, 2026 AD — Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️ (0:00:00) Start (0:02:46) 🎶 “O Holy Night” - Phil Hahn, Steve Johnson (0:08:37) Hey, guys!...

It's Warmer in Jail | Mon 12-22-25 22.12.2025 1:54:35

Crime going wild: Need tough guys! Trump’s EEOC anti-discrimination. Pastor faces jail housing homeless in church illegally! No heaven for non-FE! Narcissist “false prophet”?! The Hake Report, Monday, December 22, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer, Last two days, 💬 Super… (0:04:38) Hey, guys! (0:05:50) 💬 Super: Greggatron (0:07:58) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Marvin Gaye. Court. PDF. Ju...

Pilgrim's Christmas | Fri 12-19-25 19.12.2025 1:53:39

Messy start. Trump’s pot plan? Christmas: condemned in the Bible? FE space and sunset denier claims the sun is amongst the clouds! The Hake Report, Friday, December 19, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:19) 🎶 Intro (0:05:21) Super: Walking Rosco (0:08:11) 📞 ART, OH… not sure what he’s talking about. OH, Allen from MI (0:12:42) ART: Michigan Coach Sherrone Brown (0:15:52) ART: Kaitlan C...

Low-Trust Culture Infecting America | Thu 12-18-25 18.12.2025 1:54:15

Armenians and other victims. Ivory Coast: French or African greatness? WH Walk of Fame: Petty or true history? Telegony: No s— before marriage! Fraud and theft culture! The Hake Report, Thursday, December 18, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! “Not All” JLP tee (0:06:44) 📞 MIKE, CA: Thx. Wanting to impress. Family. Armenians. (0:23:05) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: W...

Everyone's Mom | Wed 12-17-25 17.12.2025 1:56:59

Australia’s “North Star”? NBA Coach Steve Kerr on 2A. Good and bad Muslims. Pigs vs sheep. “Epstein” accuser calls-in! Caller doesn’t like caller’s attitude. The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 17, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:43) Hey, guys! (0:05:03) 🖼️ Polaris, Southern Cross (0:11:51) 🗣️ Steve Kerr talking after Brown incident (0:21:40) Malcolm Kerr died! (0:23:30) 💬 Super: Big...

'Speaking the Truth in Love' | Tue 12-16-25 16.12.2025 1:54:45

More reaction to President Trump’s Truth Social “Truth” on the late, great Rob Reiner. Also: That small Israeli child did NOT spit upon Brandon Tatum! The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 16, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:52) Moose antlers, furry? (0:02:33) Rob Reiner vs Trump (0:04:30) Hey, guys! Hake tee. 🗒️ Jewish people divided… (0:10:35) 🎥 Aw, Charlie Kirk (0:20:54) Brandon Tatum...

Gone Too Soon | Mon 12-15-25 15.12.2025 1:54:03

Terrible incidents in Australia, Brown U., and Brentwood: Rob Reiner and his wife! What’s wrong with us? Emotional. Trump’s “classless” Truth? The Hake Report, Monday, December 15, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:49) 🗣️ News… (0:06:46) Hey, guys! (0:08:17) 🗣️ Rob Reiner (0:17:27) Rob Reiner’s TDS, liberalism (0:20:32) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Terrible incidents… What’s wrong with ‘...

Should We Not Let People Starve? FreeWillfull vs Hake | Fri 12-12-25 12.12.2025 1:54:13

GUEST: FreeWillfull (William) joined Hake on Modern-Day Debate on Trump vs Kamala . Is racism dying? Should we promote equity and not let people starve? The Hake Report, Friday, December 12, 2025 AD LINK: Subscribe to FreeWillfull on YouTube https://youtube.com/@FreeWillfull SEE MODERN-DAY DEBATE POST ON HAKE APPEARANCES (on Hake’s website or Substack ) 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️...

Virginia Is Falling Apart | Thu 12-11-25 11.12.2025 1:54:21

Trump’s spirit is more important than his policies. 33 drinks on a cruise?! Cinnabon speech. Virginia falling. Christmas is Christian! African history. Pro-Western Muslims lack false guilt! The Hake Report, Thursday, December 11, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:44) Hey, guys! * (0:07:21) 🗒️ 33 drinks… * (0:13:57) 🗒️ Where’s Kamala? * (0:17:06) Punchie TV correction: Trump’s spirit...

Who's Your Top Ten Favorite Billionaires? | Wed 12-10-25 10.12.2025 1:54:23

Best female billionaire: some ex-wife… or Miriam Adelson, “Israeli-American”? Trump vs MTG: Who betrayed whom? Is it homeless’ own fault? Cinnabon speech? Australia is Hamas. The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 10, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:37) Intro (0:05:04) 🗒️ Billionaire MacKenzie Scott, $7B to charity (0:09:55) Hard to Applaud Billionaires? (0:11:33) Billionaire divorcées…...

We're Unprotected | Tue 12-9-25 09.12.2025 1:55:37

Buzz: NJF vs Piers Morgan. Tim Pool’s studio shot-at: Scared? Portland: Suspect freed over “N-word” afterward?! “Cinnabon Karen” in Wisconsin! The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 9, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Our Future President on Morgan interview (0:04:16) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:41) 📞 JAIME, MN: Boomer thinking; Somalis involved in fraud (0:12:37) JAIME: Our Future Presid...

It's a Trauma Response | Mon 12-8-25 08.12.2025 1:55:13

Youngest boomers, oldest Gen X, now 60. Pearl Harbor wedding day. Civilization falling apart: Louvre pipe burst! Chesapeake restaurant-fight discrimination: Victim-blaming! Vaxx for kids drama in the news. The Hake Report, Monday, December 8, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Pearl Harbor / Popcorn (0:04:19) Hey, guys! (0:05:37) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL, 60 today. Pressure wash. Benjamin Button....

Persecuted Route | Fri 12-5-25 05.12.2025 1:54:31

Enoch Burke, Irish non-LGBT teacher? Scamming the soft country, like stealing your prison commissary! Tuskegee Experiments? The Hake Report, Friday, December 5, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️ (0:00:00) Start / Obvious Globe / Disclaimer (0:05:40) 🎶 Hey, guys! Complicated business. (0:11:13) 📞 JOHNNY, ME: Hi! (0:12:41) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Enoch Burke, jail, trans “they” pron...

All Are Born in Communism | Thu 12-4-25 04.12.2025 1:54:35

2015 study: Caucasian middle schoolers bullied. All are born into communism (sin): Seattle’s socialist mayor. Minnesota scams. Pills and lobotomies. Chinese cars. The Hake Report, Thursday, December 4, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:29) 🎶 “Mary Did You Know?” - Phil Hahn, Steve Johnson (0:06:00) 🌇 FE mockery (0:07:07) Hey, guys! (0:08:24) 💬 Supers: Greggatron s/o for G...

No Commando Ladies 🙈 | Wed 12-3-25 03.12.2025 1:54:43

Hermosa Beach bad kids! Artists take issue with WH memes. Anti-ICE fearmongering. Justice Thomas vs Soros lawyer on pregnancy center targeting. The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 3, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:15) Disclaimer (0:07:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:08:52) 💬 Supers… (0:11:21) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Cost of pennies, nickels, dimes… BQ: Affected by words (0:18:27) 📞 DEBORAH, Hermosa Bea...

Don't Say It Too Much, Kids | Tue 12-2-25 02.12.2025 1:54:29

Trump asks reporter: “Are you st—?” Obama-Biden’s Afghanistan mess. News: Drug boat drama. CA violence. The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 2, 2025 AD — There was no Hake Monday! 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:29) I was out! Disclaimer (0:06:52) Hey, guys! (0:08:40) 💬 Popcorn 🎥 Trump: Are you st–p–d? (0:34:44) 💬 Coffees… (0:41:26) 💬 Super: Carver: IRA (0:52:38) 📞 GARRETT, NH: eyes window...

Happy Thanksgiving, Ingrates! | Thu 11-27-25 27.11.2025 1:54:29

Identities battling in America… Protestant, Catholic, and Jewish? American Indians: Thanksgiving a Day of Mourning? Fake “ragebait” mashup crime story? NOTE: No Hake or JLP Friday! Anchor Baby WILL be live Friday! The Hake Report, Thursday, November 27, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Supers / tha Plan (0:04:22) AJ Gallardo / Hey, guys! (0:08:06) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Thx, spiritual learning,...

Bigg Bump Shows the Way | Wed 11-26-25 26.11.2025 1:54:23

Allensworth, CA, only with a Booker T Washington mindset. U of Minnesota target family in “Whiteness Pandemic.” The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 26, 2025 AD CLIP: Doll Test: A Black Child Asked Father About the White World (8-mins) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute Bigg Bump https://x.com/bigg_bump - https://instagram.com/bigg_bump - https://truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP - https://youtube.com/@biggbump...

Cloward–Piven Strategy | Tue 11-25-25 25.11.2025 1:54:33

Attacks on mankind! USA. Europe. South Africa. Emmett Till. Cloward–Piven strategy: Overwhelm the system, make people suffer and beg for communism! The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 24, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:05:03) 🎶 Intro (0:07:16) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Aloha, Subway bombing plot 2009, NYC (0:19:52) 📞 JOHN, KY: G—de in USA, South Africa (SA) (0:30:14) 📞 CHASE, TX: No justice in SA...

Promoting My Competitors | Mon 11-24-25 24.11.2025 1:54:37

Callers bring up my competitors. Al-Shabaab, MN! Church ladies vs kid. Galileo’s telescope. Man’s union pay and minimum wage. Goebbells’ “lie” quote. The Hake Report, Monday, November 24, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:13) 🤔 Were the “survivors” criminals? (0:04:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:17) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Hello? “Is Marriage Worth It?” Debate, “Sky Daddy” (0:19:19)...