The Hake Report

The presidential voice of reason. Are they going to remove Trump from office? Saturn's rings and north pole. Should we not go to space? Rent stabilization? India Muslim caller's ideas for society. The Hake Report, Monday, June 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:37) News... Over-dramatization * (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:16:45) No more kids in cages… * (0:20:37)...

Discussion on back pain, exercise, stretching, foot exercise. Trump brings back 988’s LGBTQ option 3. Epoch Times “communism” post. Word of God, a “two-edged sword.” The Hake Report, Friday, June 26, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer * (0:05:54) Hey, guys! 🎶 Preview of superchats * (0:11:00) Jermaine: Back pain & age 📞 * (0:27:04) Coco: Stretching. Fathers, Michael, Van Halen 📞...

Learning old words & history with Hake & callers. Practical religion. Catholics tamed the Vikings! New vigilante film out, “banned” by Germany. Call from overseas w/ Viber! Nimrod, Noah’s descendent. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 25, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:06:00) Azzmador’s description; British slang * (0:11:40) Intro: Hey, guys! Jake Husdon * (0:15:00) Denny/Bulg...

Poe: Believe nothing you hear, half what you see. Montreal suspect: A warning against the darkness of thoughts. Calls: cultural Christians’ interesting takes on society and marriage. The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 24, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:02) Support BOND 💰 * (0:07:50) Trump, Reflecting Pool, UK new social media policy? * (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:...

Democratic Socialist candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier. Why shouldn’t Hake like Netanyahu? Old Testament sacrifice & circumcision? Juneteenth history. JLP is black Americans’ best friend. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 23, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:10) Dominican Candidate NY * (0:08:34) Watch Yourself: Yesterday’s question * (0:10:57) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:12:...

Pondering diversity’s drawbacks. Target store: Bystanders save day. Obama presidential center. Music feeds ego. World Cup fans love USA? Are aliens liberal propaganda? The Hake Report, Monday, June 22, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Everybody loves Mondays * (0:02:46) Disclaimer... Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:08:38) David: Siblings. Obama center. Diversity a strength? 📞 * (0:25:13) Jaden: “sins” &...

Fret not about the Reflecting Pool! A personal story about Juneteenth. Pat Boone urges peaceful disagreement. President Obama’s comments: Immigration, created equal. Man gives snake water. The Hake Report, Friday, June 19, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start & disclaimer * (0:06:36) Reflecting Pool, “proper spending” * (0:12:12) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:13:37) Ronnie: “Smackdown”? Juneteenth. 📞...

Iran memo: Is Israel happy? Encouraging news from Europe? World Cup USA: People like us! People are like the media: They don’t understand. UFC White House event. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 18, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) I’m back, credits, disclaimer * (0:04:08) News since I was out: Iran memo? UFC Plot. * (0:08:48) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:11:11) Zenny/Canada: Checking on 📞 * (0:14:53)...

We don’t REALLY know what happened, but like to think we do. God-fearing men don’t judge without knowing. But it’s wise to sit down, not push a stubborn man. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 11, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Member shoutouts * (0:04:45) I love disclaimers: great reminder * (0:11:15) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:13:15) William III: The TX case: facts & wisdom 📞 * (0:21:45) Mickel: Di...

The Texas outcome seems just, and surprisingly quick! People have different stories in their minds versus reality. And quirky ideas about what’s important. The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 10, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Memberships & ads * (0:08:28) Intro: Hey, guys! Thanks, Jake! 🎶 * (0:10:25) Texas: Justice should be swift * (0:19:45) Chad O Jackson was right: Escalation is wrong. *...

Reminiscing about Lynyrd Skynyrd, sharing truth with fellow Americans (and Canadians), handling cattle, and looking at history with clarity. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 9, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Lynyrd Skynyrd tee. * (0:07:55) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:09:30) Zenny/Canada: Disinvited from White House event 📞 * (0:22:00) Zenny: House floor speech * (0:34:40) David/Ocala: Lyn...

Beware & be patient with people, not fatigued. YouTuber couple’s decision. Premarital wisdom. Bank customer service. The Hake Report, Monday, June 8, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Incidents in the world & families * (0:06:00) Fringe theory loosely related to UN 🧐 * (0:09:45) Defend the weak? Intro * (0:11:45) David/Ocala: Be wise and careful 📞 * (0:20:07) David: California proposals rejected *...

Canada healthcare complaints. 😉 TX case: competing narratives. History buffs team up on Hake! Young people turn gov’t media “corny”! The Hake Report, Friday, June 5, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Identity & perception-judgment * (0:06:07) Intro: Hey, guys! Hake/JLP Promos * (0:09:35) Michael/Canada: Hank Williams. “Honteux.” Master P. 📞 * (0:14:44) Michael: Public healthcare issues...

AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer / Trump’s call to Netanyahu * (0:07:48) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:19) Deep unease at 250 years of USA 🎥 * (0:16:17) Philippine-American War history * (0:28:13) Brady/AZ: Bori...

Hake says Trump’s basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the times? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Proper appreciation. * (0:10:00) Intro: Hey, guys! * (0:11:00) Ronnie/OH: Call it a “smackdown”? “Pedantic.” 📞 * (0:27:04) Alex & Ronnie: Paris & what’s to com...

Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with media reporter. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Fun Interaction. Boomers Are Cool. * (0:08:33) Jake Husdon, Hey Guys! 🎶 * (0:10:01) Zenny: Bibi & Trump. Millennials vs Boomers. 📞 * (0:27:51) Zenn...

Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: “pointing out” vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious! The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Voting. Disclaimer. * (0:09:43) Intro: Hey, guys! * (0:10:47) Superchats: Ota Benga, Sad Story 💰 * (0:22:57) David/TX: Santiago. 1 Cor 13: 12. Life Story. 📞 * (0:37:06) Ma...

Children’s music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake’s puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words. The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:08:10) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:30) Michael/Canada: Mary Rice Hopkins 📞 * (0:15:40) Michael: Lessons from German History * (0:...

The evil is not “tribalism” — it’s “me.” Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: “Irony is lost on the stupid.” Should Trump have left Iran alone? The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴 * (0:06:18) Iran & Rocky Shore: Groan! * (0:07:40) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:11:23) Ken/IL: “-isms”: Tribalism: Root of Evil? No,...

Story: Hake’s belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans caller Tory! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “A grain of salt” 🧂 * (0:07:52) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:09:35) Joke: Target on Every Corner * (0:10:43) News: Iran Update & Trump vs RINOs * (0...

Black Caucus membership threat. Scott Adams’ COVID tip: Build skills. Spencer Pratt challenges Karen Bass on homeless help. East Asian low crime. Trump critic calls-in. The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 26, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴 * (04:11) News: Iran Strike & SoCal Ocean Spray * (06:58) Intro: Hey, Guys! * (09:17) Tidbits: Pakistan & CBC Overview * (15:34) Call: David (FL)...

Oops, John McCain does NOT count for Memorial Day, but respect anyway! We reflect on U.S. history and the present. BTW: Is it foolish to intervene as a shoplifting witness? Do we really have our rights? The Hake Report, Monday, May 25, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) 🇺🇸 Memorial Day & John McCain... Disclaimer * (0:03:39) 📌 A lil news... John McCain; WH attempt * (0:09:19) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:11:01) 📞 Daniel...

We air grievances on identity and disrespect in recent decades. (BTW: Is Iran winning?) Irish shoplifter incident sparks protests. “Anti-weaponization” fund: Sometimes punishment didn’t fit the crime. The Hake Report, Friday, May 22, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:27) 🤕 Pain in the neck * (0:05:09) 🗞️ Hake gripes about GOP Senate and Rumble * (0:10:00) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:12:13) 📞...

More dialogue. New rule: Don’t call people that. Civil War reason. Quanell X, confrontational. Blanket statements. Prayer & fasting. Why Massie lost: new woman? The Hake Report, Thursday, May 21, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) 🤨 Am I live? * (0:02:29) 😮‍💨 At last! / Disclaimer * (0:04:35) 🗣️ News? * (0:05:58) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:55) 📞 Ryan: Felt disrespected. New rule! * (0:13:26) R: Why those teens ac...

Massie went against Trump and fell. How to correct wild young neighbors? More dialogue: “You created us.” Self-policing communities. Analyzing the “Chud” situation, and other berating incidents. The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 20, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:06) 🗣️ Massie, Trump, Young Neighbor excuses ‘ * (0:07:41) 🎶 Hey, guys! Stay with it JLP tee * (0:11:34) 📞 Ryan: Antagon...