James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Crishaun & Hake cringe for Israel | Thu 6-26-25 26.06.2025 1:55:03

GUEST: Crishaun the Don criticizes obsessed anti-Israel critics of Trump. Is the Bible the "Word of God"? Earth is a spinning ball, bro. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 26, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation https://x.com/CrishaunTheDon - https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation - https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ - https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisfitNationpodcast TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) S...

Radicalized by experience | Wed 6-25-25 25.06.2025 1:54:53

New Yorkers' blind pride. Grew up "poor" in a "rough" area, NOT! Calls! Are whites under attack? Joe "banned"! Worry: making the wrong decision? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 25, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start — Disclaimer * (0:04:37) New Yorkers * (0:13:56) Hey, guys! * (0:17:44) Supers/Coffee: Jewish people and the countries * (0:28:47) RICK, Hampton, VA: Trades; JLP/crew shoutout * (0:...

Trump dropped a 'bomb' on… | Tue 6-24-25 24.06.2025 1:55:11

Iran-Israel ceasefire? Trump cusses, a unique President! Whites like Fetterman! Andrew Wilson, a real one? Mexico protests? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:16) Lil disclaimer * (0:06:15) Hey, guys! * (0:10:00) Iran-Israel ceasefire or no? * (0:14:53) Fake ICE rat for the Mexican community * (0:17:20) HADEN, TX: Iran-Israel is why I didn't join milita...

Trump is more trustworthy | Mon 6-23-25 23.06.2025 1:54:57

Trump bombed Iran: Just like Vietnam? Do you trust Trump? Deportations: Latino Marine "feeling betrayed"! Immigration: whites preferred? The Hake Report, Monday, June 23, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:27) Lil disclaiming * (0:05:23) If you feel betrayed? * (0:11:00) Hey, guys! * (0:14:13) WILLIAM, CA: Iran not a war … * (0:22:54) WILLIAM: Juneteenth shootings and cakes * (0:24:26) R...

War is in y'all DNA | Fri 6-20-25 20.06.2025 1:55:01

Calls: Wars and riots between the nations! Spinning ball confirmed by sunset! Maze: Y'all jealous of us. War is in y'all DNA. Octopus IQ? The Hake Report, Friday, June 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:01) Servant * (0:06:46) Hey, guys! Egret? La la la tee * (0:10:09) MICHAEL, Canada: MRH; reconquista; Riots; American Indians * (0:17:53) MICHAEL: Israel; Wars; Ally; "Help/Charity";...

You think you're awake | Thu 6-19-25 19.06.2025 1:55:09

Callers on yesterday's guest Third Rail Omar: Israel or Iran? Hake's Gatekeeper tee! It's "Juneteenth." Where is the love? The Hake Report, Thursday, June 19, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:17) Juneteenth … Judging Trump * (0:05:29) Hey, guys! Gate Keeper Hake * (0:07:43) JAIME, MN: Britain had Iran, Israel; Third Rail Omar * (0:14:20) JAIME: FE, tower, sunset twice, sphere if you ob...

Third Rail with Omar: Israel-Iran War | Wed 6-18-25 18.06.2025 1:54:51

GUEST: Third Rail Omar on Israel, Iran, the U.S., and Trump. Fiery second hour: Callers call Hake "boomer" and "Ben Shapiro"! The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 18, 2025 AD Third Rail with Omar / American Me Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@third_rail - https://x.com/thecomforter_1 - https://www.tiktok.com/@thirdrailomar TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:23) Omar, fellow boomer — Iran-Israel… Tik...

We all know it's a double standard | Tue 6-17-25 17.06.2025 1:54:49

Calls: "Based"? News: A double-standard against truth! Speech: Freedom from consequence? Matthew Perry's doctor smeared with one-star reviews! The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 17, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:15) Omar tomorrow? Israel-Iran * (0:07:47) Hey, guys! Boomer start… bee! * (0:09:52) ALEX, CA: b-day; Methodist Underground Railroad, New Haven * (0:14:23) ALEX: Lesbian pastor,...

The Jackie Robinson of the WNBA | Mon 6-16-25 16.06.2025 1:55:13

Don't notice the kiss-up culture? Swimming in blackness? Sneaky nasty callers! Caitlin Clark is the Jackie Robinson of the WNBA. Jesus for "slaying"? Thrilled by women speaking "the truth"! The Hake Report, Monday, June 16, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:21) Disclaimer / Greetings * (0:03:58) Lawyers * (0:05:39) Supers: CJ, Don… No Kush inventions? Meaningless! * (0:09:05) Hey, guys!...

Crishaun the Don: Christianity, brainwashing, communism | Fri 6-13-25 13.06.2025 1:55:09

GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation dukes it out with callers (or Mark, anyway) on race, "socialism," and what a real Christian is. The Hake Report, Friday, June 13, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation - https://x.com/CrishaunTheDon - https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation - https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ - https://www.youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast/streams TIMESTAMPS *...

About a year without Our Resident Historian | Thu 6-12-25 12.06.2025 1:55:19

RIP Brian Wilson. (We victim-blame here!) States' rights: Trump imposing? Lib media's "No Kings" protests. Long FE call: Can't see much past 6-miles? Search the scriptures? The Hake Report, Thursday, June 12, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:05) Disclaimer * (0:07:44) Hey, guys! * (0:09:26) MEADE, Richmond — SILENCE * (0:10:17) Complicated business * (0:14:30) News… RIP Brian Wilson *...

Don't let the audience decide! | Wed 6-11-25 11.06.2025 1:54:57

Caller pot-shots: Long couple of calls! Ashli Babbitt: Maybe justified? Kush "fairy tale" rehashed! Should you forgive the unrepentant? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 11, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:56) Disclaimer, etc * (0:05:23) Hey, guys! * (0:10:10) News… * (0:12:50) CNN anti-2A propaganda * (0:21:23) CJ, WA: Sensitive; LYD; Spoiler Alert * (0:24:47) CJ: Ashli Babbitt… * (0:...

I'm just asking questions! | Tue 6-10-25 10.06.2025 1:54:51

If you have to say it, it's already gone! Is the Kingdom of Kush a fairy tale? Should she leave him and take the kids with her? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:28) Disclaimer * (0:04:09) "politicizing research" and "Public Health" * (0:09:40) Father's Day established when father * (0:14:00) Hey, guys! * (0:15:32) MARK, CA: Terror, Toynbee vs Herodotu...

Just like a woman! | Mon 6-9-25 09.06.2025 1:54:43

You get in your head and take things personally! LGBT agenda! Shoutout, ladies! Illegal riot in L.A. Are Thomas Massie and Rand Paul RINOs? The Hake Report, Monday, June 9, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Like a woman * (0:03:00) Disclaimer * (0:04:13) The ladies… Greta Thunberg, Simone Biles, Riley Gaines * (0:10:35) … Hey, guys! * (0:12:26) ALLEN, MI: Feel bad for Greta * (0:15:12) ALLEN:...

Black civilizations: Real | Fri 6-6-25 06.06.2025 1:54:43

Calls on black civilizations! "Drop the FE stuff, Hake!" Police vs different races. Health tips: Sunlight, grounding. Elon vs Trump? The Hake Report, Friday, June 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:13) Disclaimer * (0:05:10) Hey, guys! …Facts vs Truth tee * (0:07:21) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Black gal set Circle K worker on fire * (0:10:45) DAVID: Undercover racists, Obama * (0:12:25) DAVID:...

What do you think of them? | Thu 6-5-25 05.06.2025 1:54:13

Who'd you rather live next to? Chauvin violated the law? What's God's purpose for black people? The history of Jewish people and America? The Hake Report, Thursday, June 5, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:59) Disavowal * (0:07:56) Hey, guys! * (0:10:07) RONNIE, OH: BN or WN? "I pick Mark." * (0:19:02) CJ, WA: Chauvin: "double-jeopardy"; "fentanyl"; "acquit"? * (0:38:38) RYAN, IL: Jewi...

Dictator, Killdozer, Gay-Straight 'War' | Wed 6-4-25 04.06.2025 1:55:15

Trump seems stable. Elon? Want a dictator? Jordan Peterson debate, non-Christian? USNS Harvey Milk renamed. "Gender-affirming care" pushed by Republican judge? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 4, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:45) Super: Rumble on Mark * (0:07:02) Hey, guys! * (0:08:44) Super: Georgia Florida shirt * (0:12:30) Elon complaining, Trump stable * (0:17:10) MARK, L.A.: Di...

Come at me, bro! with Crishaun the Don | Tue 6-3-25 03.06.2025 1:55:03

GUEST: Crishaun the Don on the most "protected" identities! Government solutions? Amid chaos: Do nothing or do something? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 3, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation Podcast - x.com/crishaunthedon - x.com/TheMisfitNation - youtube.com/@TheMisfitNationpodcast - misfitnation.podbean.com - rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start * (0:00:5...

Men under attack | Mon 6-2-25 02.06.2025 1:54:45

Is America over, or is the best yet to come? AI-generated "sextortion" pics drove boy to suicide? Chinese paraglider sucked 5-miles up! Moon landing "denied"! The Hake Report, Monday, June 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start - "I believe in The Hake Report" * (0:05:42) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe * (0:07:40) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Disagree on Sean Grayson * (0:11:53) DAVID: Be careful talking ab...

'Profoundly unworthy' | Fri 5-30-25 30.05.2025 1:54:47

Callers: Still Chauvin-bashing! Is your "black fatigue" righteous? Ever forget your race? Pence "courage" award! The Hake Report, Friday, May 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start - Jake Husdon AI The Hake Report Song * (0:04:56) Hey, guys! * (0:07:07) CJ, WA: Original Hake guy; Chauvin feds * (0:14:26) CJ: Do you pray for Chauvin? Christ… Rain Dance * (0:18:36) CJ: George Floyd crossed a line...

Stuck in the mud! | Thu 5-29-25 29.05.2025 1:54:55

"Sick of us? Leave!" More reaction! Arrest Tish? Are Moors black? Derek Chauvin debate drags on! Saving a horse that fell in the mud! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:05) Beaten-down men, propped up women, anxious kids * (0:14:18) Hey, guys! * (0:15:53) HADEN, TX: Ronnie's trolling chat * (0:20:03) HADEN: Trump investigating shenanigans * (0:28:56) HA...

Got 'black fatigue' in America? Leave! | Wed 5-28-25 28.05.2025 1:54:11

Whites and blacks trolling and preaching! "Black fatigue" term may not help, because of anger! Derek Chauvin, "scumbag"? Howard U, "dump"? The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:05) Hey, guys! * (0:05:49) HADEN, TX: Karmelo charged as adult; "Black Fatigue" * (0:15:43) HADEN: WNBA for George Floyd, Caitlin Clark * (0:18:17) MAZE, OH: Haden, check yourself....

Their delusion is ridiculous! | Tue 5-27-25 27.05.2025 1:54:27

College prez: "Trayvon Martin of the 1930s." 🙄 RIP Charlie Rangel. Callers: Derek Chauvin no good? Communist victimhood everywhere! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 27, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:57) FE questioner * (0:04:30) "Trayvon Martin of the 1930s" * (0:11:27) Boomer? * (0:12:00) Hey, guys! * (0:14:38) AARON, MD: Adults' kids' show * (0:23:12) Coffee: Isaiah 43: 2 * (0:27:10...

FE problems with Hake 🌏 ☀️ 🇺🇸 | Mon 5-26-25 26.05.2025 1:53:59

It's Memorial Day. RIP Phil Robertson. FE callers! How does the sun work in the Southern Hemisphere on the FE model? The Hake Report, Monday, May 26, 2025 AD — Memorial Day 🇺🇸 TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start * (0:09:25) Hey, guys! * (0:10:01) MARK, CA: Problem race * (0:17:14) Memorial Day * (0:20:49) Trump loves even the scum * (0:21:50) Coffees * (0:26:12) RIP Phil Robertson * (0:29:48) JEFF,...

Remedial fitness | Fri 5-23-25 23.05.2025 1:54:55

Terrible things happening in Africa and America! Hake's fitness gets scrutinized. Why are we in such decline? The Hake Report, Friday, May 23, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:49) Placeboing, Supers: M— C— slurs, per Dictionary … * (0:13:36) Rhodesian Ridgeback * (0:19:52) Justin: God bless Trump * (0:21:32) Hey, guys! * (0:23:50) ALEX, CA: Culling elephants for Zimbabwe * (0:29:37) AL...