James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Protect the Dolls | Fri 4-25-25 25.04.2025 1:55:05

"Protect the Dolls." Calls: Socialist Canada. Black-white issues. Activist mother is "tired, but still here." The Hake Report, Friday, April 25, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:33) Protect the dolls * (0:05:05) Hey, guys! Hake tee, Printify * (0:09:38) "Protect the Dolls," Pedro Pascal's tee * (0:16:46) MICHAEL, Canada: Dolls, Socialism vs social mobility * (0:34:16) RYAN, IL: Fake sp...

One less mouth to feed 🙈 | Thu 4-24-25 24.04.2025 1:54:45

Callers with bad news! Pot legalization? Capital punishment? Harvard "anti-Semitism." Uvalde victims' "families" paid? Simone Biles, "Sportswoman"! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 24, 2025 AD Stay with it JLP tees https://jesseleepeterson.shop/products/stay-with-it-unisex-softstyle-t-shirt TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:35) The dolls * (0:06:13) The "chicks" are neat at the beach * (0:08:11...

Crishaun the Don: Karmelo-Austin Drama | Wed 4-23-25 23.04.2025 1:55:07

GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation Podcast on the Frisco track meet incident… The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 23, 2025 AD GUEST LINKS: https://x.com/crishaunthedon | https://www.youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast | https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ | https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start * (0:02:44) Crishaun the Don, The Misfit Nation * (0:08:10) H...

Earth Day celebration | Tue 4-22-25 22.04.2025 2:54:39

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 22, 2025 AD I Disavow tee https://hake.printify.me/product/19356961/i-disavow-monkey-covering-mouth-t-shirt-gildan-5000-heavy-cotton TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:21) Accusers * (0:11:38) Hey, guys! I Disavow mint green tee * (0:15:26) STEPHEN, IN: W. Bush, Austin-Karmelo theory * (0:28:45) BRIAN, NOLA: Tariffs? Trump for himself? Deported Abrego Garcia * (0:...

Top J's | Mon 4-21-25 21.04.2025 1:52:53

Biblical misunderstanding: Snakes, Jesus… Stephen Miller, top J! BTW: Tap water is OK! Austin Metcalf protest drama! The Hake Report, Monday, April 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:10) Fave J's * (0:05:11) Hey, guys! Better…Not Bitter (TBA) * (0:10:03) MIT, Australia: Easter, picking up snakes, Mark 16, Windowpane * (0:22:22) STEPHEN, IN, 1st: Jake Lang, Dominique Alexander, setup...

Good Friday with Hake | Fri 4-18-25 18.04.2025 1:54:47

Busy calls! Yet more Karmelo Anthony press conference talk. Dem visits illegal in El Salvador. Psalm 22: Happy Easter! The Hake Report, Good Friday, April 18, 2025 AD Hake's tee https://hake.printify.me/product/19356602/knowledge-is-poison-black-ink-t-shirt-gildan-64000-softstyle TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:15) Psalm 22 shoutout * (0:05:02) Hey, guys! Knowledge is Poison "Lime" tee * (0:1...

Don't hate | Thu 4-17-25 17.04.2025 1:54:43

Surprise, the world's evil! "Judges" against Trump. Great calls: Was Karmelo's case self-defense? Chad O. Jackson calls-in and shares some wisdom! (P.S. Does Hake have white guilt?) The Hake Report, Thursday, April 17, 2025 AD CLIP: Was Karmelo self-defense gone wrong? (28-min) YouTube | Rumble TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:17) Evil in the world * (0:06:56) Hey, guys! Hake La la la tee * (0...

Cool it! | Wed 4-16-25 16.04.2025 1:54:35

Callers on the track meet incident and drama. Is it true that all musicians liberal? She's mad at Joel for turtle abuse! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 16, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start - Liars * (0:05:43) Hey, guys! * (0:09:13) HADEN, TX: Trump's persecutors * (0:14:46) HADEN: Karmelo Anthony house arrest * (0:26:06) ALEX, CA: Karmelo case: Vengeful WOC’s * (0:32:22) Coffee/Super on cal...

Falling into the pit | Tue 4-15-25 15.04.2025 1:54:01

Track meet suspect got house arrest! These people's politicians are a MESS! Everybody falling into the pit of anger. Busy calls today! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 15, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:25) It’s a big mess * (0:09:50) Hey, guys! Henley * (0:11:33) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Boston councilman; Karmelo Anthony * (0:21:34) DAVID story: "Foreigner" * (0:23:37) Taking sides on Karm...

If they were honest they wouldn't lose us! | Mon 4-14-25 14.04.2025 1:53:53

Lots of tech issues. PA gov mansion set afire! Illegal "wrongly" deported, female Obama judge. Hard to know the truth in war and disease! The Hake Report, Monday, April 14, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:19) I shake my head * (0:06:07) Hey, guys! * (0:09:00) UBI * (0:17:35) Jake Hudson Lighthearted song * (0:20:45) Josh Shapiro PA gov mansion set afire! * (0:23:50) Bright Lights - He...

Stolen land is a victim buzzword | Fri 4-11-25 11.04.2025 1:54:35

Illegal "accidentally" deported. Is Trump too pro-Israel? Separation based on practical fear? Callers making questionable "points"... The Hake Report, Friday, April 11, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:17) Stuff * (0:03:06) Idk illegal * (0:06:39) Anchor Baby * (0:07:57) Hey, guys! … * (0:10:34) "Maryland man" * (0:20:17) KT, D.C.: Trump "unfettered" support for Israel * (0:40:21) MICH...

Break your mental training | Thu 4-10-25 10.04.2025 1:54:07

Is forgiveness from false guilt? Solutions for the racial conflict? "Druggie" has a can't-do attitude! Fake history got nothing to do with me! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:17) Restless * (0:04:27) Hey, guys! Hake la la la tee not available * (0:07:04) HADEN, TX… Forgiveness "white guilt"? * (0:13:43) HADEN: Jewish people of * (0:19:12) JOSEPH, M...

Am I wrong to pooh-pooh Christian 'forgiveness'? | Wed 4-9-25 09.04.2025 1:54:37

The First Amendment, RME. Evil anti-discrimination! Y'all 'bout to make boomers R—cist! Is the Frisco victim's dad's forgiveness "wh— guilt"? The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 9, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:01) AP “News” and 1A * (0:03:50) Uber type antidiscrimination * (0:09:35) Hake Printify * (0:13:36) Anchor Baby * (0:14:49) Hey, guys! * (0:16:06) DAVID, Ocala, FL: They tryna...

Be patient and courageous! | Tue 4-8-25 08.04.2025 1:54:09

No finger guns! Communism: Aborsh "defined." Bibi: Free trade should be fair! Trump tariffs: Be patient and courageous, not weak and stupid! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 8, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start… No freedom to guns. * (0:04:53) HEy, guys! * (0:06:45) Ja Morant, finger "guns" * (0:11:35) NY law * (0:13:54) Firing of Shoshana * (0:22:11) The punch between ladies * (0:25:33) Communi...

I never post comments anymore! | Mon 4-7-25 07.04.2025 1:54:41

Don't respond! They're condoning violence on pro-lifer! Trump drone: OK? Seals getting sick! Anti-Trump protests. Trump voter betrays Trump! The Hake Report, Monday, April 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:50) Violence justified * (0:06:51) Hey, guys! * (0:10:49) Nimitz library book bans, de-DEI * (0:16:20) Tariffs economy * (0:18:46) Israel smeared * (0:21:25) Trump drone of Houthi...

So brave, going with the crowd! | Fri 4-4-25 04.04.2025 1:54:27

Calls: Gypsies, immigration, and health. Pence given "courage" award! If Obama loved America… Ball Earth distraction! The Hake Report, Friday, April 4, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Spare me the Trump tariff crying * (0:03:40) Hey, guys! * (0:06:28) DENNY, Bulgaria: Gypsies and segregation here, pools * (0:21:52) HECTOR, CA, 1st: Jasmine Crockett… 80s vs now… Immigration * (0:31:57) JAIME,...

Blaming himself for HER wrong! | Thu 4-3-25 03.04.2025 1:55:49

Water bends on Earth. Elephant seals on tariffed island! Air traffic controller arrested! Reddit bros blame themselves when she's wrong! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 3, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:10) Ball Earth * (0:04:53) Hey, guys! * (0:06:53) JAMES, CT, 1st: Nick? Ye. Charlemagne. * (0:20:35) News… Elephant Seals * (0:25:49) 3K killed … Richter scale * (0:32:34) RIP Azzmad...

RIP Val Kilmer! | Wed 4-2-25 02.04.2025 1:54:43

RIP Val Kilmer! Man engaged to a woman talking about breaking up! Fat, liberal, low-T society! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:49) Val Kilmer died! * (0:04:09) Andrew Jackson or Harriet Tubman? * (0:09:44) Fave acting: Doc Holliday … * (0:12:40) HEY GUYS! Blue collar * (0:15:37) DEMETRI, Estonia, 1st: Postponed wedding 2x * (0:33:00) DEMETRI: Russi...

Is Thomas Massie a showboat? | Tue 4-1-25 01.04.2025 1:54:29

WI and FL elections. Calls support gym bros. TN black Rep Justin Pearson and KY U.S. Rep Thomas Massie: Showboaters? Fun calls? The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 1, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:39) MS-13 or not? * (0:05:28) Hey, guys! * (0:08:36) News… Tariffs * (0:10:43) Wisconsin, Florida elections * (0:14:29) Cory Booker yappin' * (0:17:48) ALEX, CA: Attack on gym bros by libs * (...

Bros under attack! | Mon 3-31-25 31.03.2025 1:54:13

A Trump third term? Obama birtherism? Bros under attack, promoting fitness! Exodus: Fairy tale or history? Poor Egypt! The Hake Report, Monday, March 31, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:43) Spotify knocked my music * (0:06:59) Hey, guys! * (0:08:41) News… Amber Ruffin nixed * (0:11:36) More news… Myanmar earthquake, Trump 3rd term? * (0:20:30) ROBERT, KS: Myanmar, William Cohen, weath...

The Christians killed Jesus! | Fri 3-28-25 28.03.2025 1:54:11

Do you respect the veterans? Selena's killer fan, denied parole! Fentanyl victimhood. Is there a cause for anger, per Jesus? The Hake Report, Friday, March 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start … Myanmar quake * (0:04:22) Disloyal Trump voter employees * (0:09:46) Trump vs Smithsonian, Collective Bargaining * (0:14:21) Selena (RIP) vs Yolanda * (0:21:53) Christians made feminism and did J...

Leave the doe-eyed bull alone! | Thu 3-27-25 27.03.2025 1:54:41

Bullfighting: Savage. Interesting calls on health. Anti-2A news. Chemtrails? What truth Trump exposes… The Hake Report, Thursday, March 27, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Shoutout to the Internet * (0:03:41) Yemen group chat drama: CNN * (0:07:01) Newsflash! Covid is over! … more on Internet * (0:10:32) Hey, guys! Hake tee, Cameos * (0:13:35) ALEX, CA: Bullfighting savagery * (0:16:54) ALEX...

Hard to know the truth | Wed 3-26-25 26.03.2025 1:54:29

Gaza Palestinians protest Hamas! Children SHOULD do hard labor! RIP George Foreman: Schmaxxed? Lifespan of the big and strong? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 26, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:28) Illegal discomfort, "child labor" * (0:06:18) Hey, guys! * (0:08:14) News: South Korea wildfires * (0:13:59) Gaza protests and war * (0:31:14) Illegal voter suppression * (0:42:18) Women...

Oh, don't hurt turtles, women, or children! 🙄 | Tue 3-25-25 25.03.2025 1:53:53

Trump decries distorted portrait. Yemen group chat? 🤷‍♂️ RIP Murphy the Bald Eagle. Israelis going to jail refusing to fight! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 25, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:45) Trump portrait; Group chat; "children" * (0:07:50) Hey, guys! * (0:11:29) Bad portrait * (0:16:51) Yemen group chat * (0:24:30) Pulled security clearances … Lame-o judge vs deportations *...

Do you prefer non-political gals? | Mon 3-24-25 24.03.2025 1:54:21

The Hake Report, Monday, March 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start, small talk * (0:07:06) Hey, guys! * (0:08:55) Libs want Democrats angry! * (0:12:24) News… Food banks DOGED * (0:18:11) News… Peace by Easter? Deportations * (0:24:10) Jasmine Mooney long sob story * (0:32:01) Super: LYC * (0:35:11) JAIME, MN: Tesla… Short women in power * (0:41:14) JAIME: Tesla vs emotions * (0:42:45) Respec...