James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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'Profoundly unworthy' | Fri 5-30-25 30.05.2025 1:54:47

Callers: Still Chauvin-bashing! Is your "black fatigue" righteous? Ever forget your race? Pence "courage" award! The Hake Report, Friday, May 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start - Jake Husdon AI The Hake Report Song * (0:04:56) Hey, guys! * (0:07:07) CJ, WA: Original Hake guy; Chauvin feds * (0:14:26) CJ: Do you pray for Chauvin? Christ… Rain Dance * (0:18:36) CJ: George Floyd crossed a line...

Stuck in the mud! | Thu 5-29-25 29.05.2025 1:54:55

"Sick of us? Leave!" More reaction! Arrest Tish? Are Moors black? Derek Chauvin debate drags on! Saving a horse that fell in the mud! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:05) Beaten-down men, propped up women, anxious kids * (0:14:18) Hey, guys! * (0:15:53) HADEN, TX: Ronnie's trolling chat * (0:20:03) HADEN: Trump investigating shenanigans * (0:28:56) HA...

Got 'black fatigue' in America? Leave! | Wed 5-28-25 28.05.2025 1:54:11

Whites and blacks trolling and preaching! "Black fatigue" term may not help, because of anger! Derek Chauvin, "scumbag"? Howard U, "dump"? The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:05) Hey, guys! * (0:05:49) HADEN, TX: Karmelo charged as adult; "Black Fatigue" * (0:15:43) HADEN: WNBA for George Floyd, Caitlin Clark * (0:18:17) MAZE, OH: Haden, check yourself....

Their delusion is ridiculous! | Tue 5-27-25 27.05.2025 1:54:27

College prez: "Trayvon Martin of the 1930s." 🙄 RIP Charlie Rangel. Callers: Derek Chauvin no good? Communist victimhood everywhere! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 27, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:57) FE questioner * (0:04:30) "Trayvon Martin of the 1930s" * (0:11:27) Boomer? * (0:12:00) Hey, guys! * (0:14:38) AARON, MD: Adults' kids' show * (0:23:12) Coffee: Isaiah 43: 2 * (0:27:10...

FE problems with Hake 🌏 ☀️ 🇺🇸 | Mon 5-26-25 26.05.2025 1:53:59

It's Memorial Day. RIP Phil Robertson. FE callers! How does the sun work in the Southern Hemisphere on the FE model? The Hake Report, Monday, May 26, 2025 AD — Memorial Day 🇺🇸 TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start * (0:09:25) Hey, guys! * (0:10:01) MARK, CA: Problem race * (0:17:14) Memorial Day * (0:20:49) Trump loves even the scum * (0:21:50) Coffees * (0:26:12) RIP Phil Robertson * (0:29:48) JEFF,...

Remedial fitness | Fri 5-23-25 23.05.2025 1:54:55

Terrible things happening in Africa and America! Hake's fitness gets scrutinized. Why are we in such decline? The Hake Report, Friday, May 23, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:49) Placeboing, Supers: M— C— slurs, per Dictionary … * (0:13:36) Rhodesian Ridgeback * (0:19:52) Justin: God bless Trump * (0:21:32) Hey, guys! * (0:23:50) ALEX, CA: Culling elephants for Zimbabwe * (0:29:37) AL...

Confronting Obama-level mockery | Thu 5-22-25 22.05.2025 1:54:45

Beautiful Trump exposes mocker Cyril Ramaphosa's South Africa, a deadly threat to the whites! Interesting calls! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 22, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:54) Trump beautiful work, Cyril, Superman, Camera work * (0:12:08) Hey, guys! * (0:15:00) RYAN, IL: White men, come on * (0:23:21) HADEN, TX: math * (0:26:38) HADEN: Dems reaction to Biden * (0:28:53) HADEN:...

Don't interrupt a black man talking | Wed 5-21-25 21.05.2025 1:54:39

"Racism saves lives." Be careful of your identity. "Don't interrupt a black man talking." Communists recruit from the bottom! … Busy calls! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:10) Hey, guys! * (0:07:21) MARK, L.A.: Racism saves lives * (0:09:33) MARK: San Onofre, Marine Corps Base * (0:15:48) ALEX, CA: "As a black man/woman…" * (0:21:46) DANIEL, TX: Sto...

Sesame Street is COMMUNIST | Tue 5-20-25 20.05.2025 1:54:47

Don't fall for the smears! Irish, Polish are white! Netflix 🤝 Sesame Street 🤦‍♂️ … Courts are being used against the people! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Stream * (0:01:31) I avow Joel Diddy analysis * (0:05:03) Smokey Robinson? * (0:07:36) Hope I don't keel over * (0:09:12) Scott Adams shoutout * (0:12:02) Hey, guys! T. Baby JLP tee * (0:15:40) MARK, L.A.: At...

Hake out: JLP then Joel Friday guest host | Mon 5-19-25 19.05.2025 1:57:09

GUEST HOSTS: JLP fills-in for Hake first hour, taking calls, then Joel Friday second hour on Diddy and non-innocent accusers. Wayne: Multiple wives?? The Hake Report, Monday, May 19, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start with Jesse * (0:01:15) Hey, guys! * (0:02:35) … Walk out of prison * (0:03:12) JOE , FL, quit job, withdrawals, nasty to my father, “he never looked for me” * (0:32:32) Supers from...

Crishaun the Don on the conversation | Fri 5-16-25 16.05.2025 1:54:49

GUEST: Crishaun the Don on racial identity, who builds society, South African refugees, and our loss of bravery! The Hake Report, Friday, May 16, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don https://x.com/crishaunthedon - https://x.com/TheMisfitNation - https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisfitNationpodcast - https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ - https://shopmisfitnation.com/ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:48) Anecdotes...

Is pork bad? | Thu 5-15-25 15.05.2025 1:54:41

Busy calls: The white plight worldwide! Don't cling to "sin" thinking you'll turn to God later. Does pork give you parasites? The Hake Report, Thursday, May 15, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:43) Right on, guys … War and false peace * (0:06:17) Hey, guys! * (0:07:46) DAVID, Ocala, FL: white decline * (0:12:11) MARK, L.A.: Fans, Afrikaners in USA; Courts against America * (0:17:27) MA...

'Calm down to brighten up' | Wed 5-14-25 14.05.2025 1:54:33

People are missing the obvious! If whites left, what would happen? Isn't being frustrating "mama"? Is Hake inconsistent? The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 14, 2025 AD CLIP: You'd be speaking Swahili eating grandma! 😡 White vs Black (8-min) YouTube | Rumble TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:50) Trump cleaning up the Afghan mess here * (0:08:53) Aborsh rights, per "judge" in Mich * (0:14:39) Hey,...

Quality seeds have been disappearing | Tue 5-13-25 13.05.2025 1:54:25

I thought you were against "refugees," Hake? With white disappearance, the world falls apart! But some won't see it. Don't be mad! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 13, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Mess in the world, Heyy, Trump! * (0:02:06) Refugees and corruption * (0:07:38) CashApp: Don't know Anime * (0:10:11) Hey, guys! Zion * (0:15:53) RONNIE, OH: white disappearance, world in decline *...

Baby-faced communism in South Africa! | Mon 5-12-25 12.05.2025 1:54:47

Eric Holder, guilty accuser! South African refugees, pooh-poohed by young Afrikaner! Soy is actually OK, Hake heard! The Hake Report, Monday, May 12, 2025 AD Daddy didn’t leave you https://jesseleepeterson.shop/products/your-daddy-didnt-leave-you-t-shirt-black-ink TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:09) Eric Holder had me chuckling * (0:08:42) Hey, guys! Daddy didn't leave you * (0:11:21) ROBERT,...

Shoutout to the Catholics | Fri 5-9-25 09.05.2025 1:54:55

Brief Catholic shoutout. Race and pride. Ukraine and snakes in the USA! Love Jewish people. Only cells are alive, per science! The Hake Report, Friday, May 9, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:03) Shoutout to the Catholics * (0:06:55) Hey, guys! * (0:09:03) HADEN, TX: if one race left * (0:11:24) HADEN: Realization about race * (0:19:09) HADEN: Criticizing whites, lack of unity * (0:22:...

Dylan Burns: Trump's Return and Endless War | Thu 5-8-25 08.05.2025 1:54:33

GUEST: Dylan Burns takes calls on the Ukraine-Russia war, Trump, and a little on immigration enforcement vs judges. The Hake Report, Thursday, May 8, 2025 AD Dylan Burns https://www.youtube.com/@DylanBurnsLIVE | https://x.com/DylanBurns1776 | https://www.instagram.com/dylanburnstv | https://linktr.ee/dylanburnstv TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:05) Dylan Burns coming * (0:04:30) MARK, L.A.: I...

It should be freedom from consequence | Wed 5-7-25 07.05.2025 1:54:43

Ladies, chill! But we understand. Free speech should not have consequences. Trump picks good battles! (MS-13 knuckles) Be fit and healthy! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:54) Ladies, calm down; Gents * (0:07:44) FE… shoutout * (0:09:44) N-word truth * (0:13:39) What process are they due? * (0:15:25) Hey, guys! * (0:17:19) CHASE, TX: Dave Portnoy * (0...

Dropping bombs, firing missiles | Tue 5-6-25 06.05.2025 1:53:53

DoD is lib! Israel strikes Houthis post-ballistic missile! Bagel Queen calls-in, gets crazy! J.B. Stoner Wikipedia vs Infogalactic. The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (Recording) * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:50) Hey, guys! * (0:06:20) News: Pope, Liberal Defense Dept * (0:11:11) …Hegseth generals cleanup * (0:14:50) Israel vs Houthis strikes * (0:21:06) ALLEN, MI: Left a hole. * (0:2...

Pence wins 'Courage' award! | Mon 5-5-25 05.05.2025 1:54:45

Trump: Alcatraz! "I don't know!" Hake disavows all historical figures! Pence, Profile in Courage?! Will the USA go anti-Israel? The Hake Report, Monday, May 5, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:50) Trump Alcatraz * (0:06:14) Pearl on Punchie TV * (0:07:04) Hey, guys! * (0:08:33) JOE, AZ: Work in retirement; Trump * (0:12:43) JOE: whites moving into Harlem; Disavow * (0:19:06) ALLEN, MI:...

I don't care about facts | Fri 5-2-25 02.05.2025 1:54:43

Calls: Lots of reaction to Third Rail with Omar yesterday. Ketanji Onyika Jackson talks a lot, accusing Trump of what she supports! The Hake Report, Friday, May 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:50) These judges * (0:06:23) Hey, guys! Mildly Attractive Hake tee * (0:09:52) DAVID, FL: Omar yesterday. Not gonna repent? Hard-hearted? * (0:33:57) CHASE, TX: Other adults disciplined us as...

Third Rail with Omar: Trump 💯 …Palestine? | Thu 5-1-25 01.05.2025 1:54:39

GUEST: Third Rail with Omar criticizes Trump's EOs, tariffs, and pro-Israel. It gets heated with callers talking Islam, Palestine, and "oppression"! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 1, 2025 AD LINKS: Third Rail with Omar https://www.youtube.com/@third_rail | https://x.com/thecomforter_1 TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:05) Coming up: Omar on Trump * (0:04:15) Coffees: Greggatron, Carver * (0:08:...

Whole lotta mess goin' on in the world | Wed 4-30-25 30.04.2025 1:55:09

Some serious mess! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:00) Trump vs anti-Trump * (0:06:27) Hey, guys! Hake Printify tee * (0:09:23) WILLIAM III, CA: Trump 100 Days… Elon Musk * (0:18:30) RONNIE, OH: Trump * (0:26:06) RONNIE: Inferior, superior? * (0:35:01) RONNIE: Like the autistic brother * (0:37:54) RONNIE: If whites left? * (0:44:02) MARK, L.A.: Lo...

'Canada Strong' 😆 | Tue 4-29-25 29.04.2025 1:54:35

RIP Virginia Giuffre. Ever wanted to run away? Canada and JB Pritzker against Trump! Do you attract stalkers? Question for black listeners… The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start … * (0:02:00) Virginia Giuffre RIP, runaways * (0:10:25) Hey, guys! * (0:19:01) "Free press," J6, DOJ * (0:21:49) Oh, Canada! * (0:25:39) Gaza hungry * (0:28:07) Illinois crash at after-s...

These gals | Mon 4-28-25 28.04.2025 1:54:25

Slightly less LGBTQ DC? "We're resilient!" Kristi Noem's purse stolen! Mugshots on the WH lawn. Pro-illegal judges! Fitness and diet. The Hake Report, Monday, April 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:29) Signs on the lawn * (0:04:20) Kennedy Center cleanups * (0:07:15) It's not gonna stop * (0:08:41) Hey, guys! * (0:10:24) CSAL, TX: Kristi Noem lost her purse, stolen! Trump women! *...