James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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It just looks wrong! | Fri 7-4-25 04.07.2025 1:54:57

Black fathers pushing strollers, barrrrf! Robert E. Lee: hero or loser? Dunking on the Deaf community!? War is not good, usually! Land of Cush/Kush: It's in the Bible! The Hake Report, Friday, July 4, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:27) A lighthearted song * (0:08:21) Hey, guys! Watermelon * (0:11:29) GREGGATRON, Midwest: Daddy Stroll * (0:22:20) Coffees… sorry for "dried up" lingo! *...

Sign language looks ridiculous | Thu 7-3-25 03.07.2025 1:54:55

Sign language looks silly. Would Trump pardon Diddy? Are murders down? If so, why? Trump's Iran bombing blew over, right? Capital punishment? The Hake Report, Thursday, July 3, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:37) Hey, guys! * (0:05:03) Reading way into stuff, what's not there * (0:06:59) JOE, MI: Trump Iran, JLP Best Friend * (0:10:24) JERMAINE, Canada: Candace Owens vs 20 feminists?...

T Swift, come get Tennessee! | Wed 7-2-25 02.07.2025 1:55:07

So white, not to be into it! Mayors, not "intimidated" by Trump! RIP Jimmy Swaggart. Trotsky out-Marxed Marx! Anti-bullying law in TN?! "Reading is bad for you." The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:15) Disclaimers, Announcement * (0:05:03) Hey, guys! * (0:08:56) WHM T-shirt story * (0:12:06) Oops it's 4th of July; Coffee from Canada Day, Michael Bolton...

Heyyyyy | Tue 7-1-25 01.07.2025 1:55:49

Freedom of speech squelched for MONEY and acceptance. Trotsky pushed "racism," not Tolstoy! Dying civilization! Tartarian conspiracy. Space denial. The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 1, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:00) Hey, guys! * (0:07:46) Turkey riot, cartoonists detained * (0:16:04) Pardon my strange interlude * (0:18:01) JAIME, MN: Alligators, Rwanda, Iran, religion cartoon * (0:2...

What did Jesus mean? | Mon 6-30-25 30.06.2025 1:54:57

Ill-willed people! John McAfee: pot, the drug of illusion! Leo Tolstoy: Idea pushed by evil vs good? Bodybuilders debate "reps in reserve." The Hake Report, Monday, June 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:21) Video game-playing tactics, disclaimer * (0:04:39) Hey, guys! Uniting the Races JLP tee * (0:07:08) Supers: LYC, Silent Generation, G.I. Gen, FE * (0:11:24) MARK, L.A.: Not Chri...

I don't even know | Fri 6-27-25 27.06.2025 1:54:43

Don't even know what's real anymore! Fake news, AI, dictionary. Juneteenth is no good for blacks, blacks! Paul, Muhammad, Joseph Smith, and the "Word of God"? The Hake Report, Friday, June 27, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Stream * (0:05:54) Crishaun, guest, N-word drama * (0:13:25) Hey, guys! * (0:15:58) LUCAS, CA: I dreamed he was dead! felt alone! * (0:21:49) Super / Coffee / Rumble Rants yest...

Crishaun & Hake cringe for Israel | Thu 6-26-25 26.06.2025 1:55:03

GUEST: Crishaun the Don criticizes obsessed anti-Israel critics of Trump. Is the Bible the "Word of God"? Earth is a spinning ball, bro. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 26, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation https://x.com/CrishaunTheDon - https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation - https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ - https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisfitNationpodcast TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) S...

Radicalized by experience | Wed 6-25-25 25.06.2025 1:54:53

New Yorkers' blind pride. Grew up "poor" in a "rough" area, NOT! Calls! Are whites under attack? Joe "banned"! Worry: making the wrong decision? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 25, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start — Disclaimer * (0:04:37) New Yorkers * (0:13:56) Hey, guys! * (0:17:44) Supers/Coffee: Jewish people and the countries * (0:28:47) RICK, Hampton, VA: Trades; JLP/crew shoutout * (0:...

Trump dropped a 'bomb' on… | Tue 6-24-25 24.06.2025 1:55:11

Iran-Israel ceasefire? Trump cusses, a unique President! Whites like Fetterman! Andrew Wilson, a real one? Mexico protests? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:16) Lil disclaimer * (0:06:15) Hey, guys! * (0:10:00) Iran-Israel ceasefire or no? * (0:14:53) Fake ICE rat for the Mexican community * (0:17:20) HADEN, TX: Iran-Israel is why I didn't join milita...

Trump is more trustworthy | Mon 6-23-25 23.06.2025 1:54:57

Trump bombed Iran: Just like Vietnam? Do you trust Trump? Deportations: Latino Marine "feeling betrayed"! Immigration: whites preferred? The Hake Report, Monday, June 23, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:27) Lil disclaiming * (0:05:23) If you feel betrayed? * (0:11:00) Hey, guys! * (0:14:13) WILLIAM, CA: Iran not a war … * (0:22:54) WILLIAM: Juneteenth shootings and cakes * (0:24:26) R...

War is in y'all DNA | Fri 6-20-25 20.06.2025 1:55:01

Calls: Wars and riots between the nations! Spinning ball confirmed by sunset! Maze: Y'all jealous of us. War is in y'all DNA. Octopus IQ? The Hake Report, Friday, June 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:01) Servant * (0:06:46) Hey, guys! Egret? La la la tee * (0:10:09) MICHAEL, Canada: MRH; reconquista; Riots; American Indians * (0:17:53) MICHAEL: Israel; Wars; Ally; "Help/Charity";...

You think you're awake | Thu 6-19-25 19.06.2025 1:55:09

Callers on yesterday's guest Third Rail Omar: Israel or Iran? Hake's Gatekeeper tee! It's "Juneteenth." Where is the love? The Hake Report, Thursday, June 19, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:17) Juneteenth … Judging Trump * (0:05:29) Hey, guys! Gate Keeper Hake * (0:07:43) JAIME, MN: Britain had Iran, Israel; Third Rail Omar * (0:14:20) JAIME: FE, tower, sunset twice, sphere if you ob...

Third Rail with Omar: Israel-Iran War | Wed 6-18-25 18.06.2025 1:54:51

GUEST: Third Rail Omar on Israel, Iran, the U.S., and Trump. Fiery second hour: Callers call Hake "boomer" and "Ben Shapiro"! The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 18, 2025 AD Third Rail with Omar / American Me Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@third_rail - https://x.com/thecomforter_1 - https://www.tiktok.com/@thirdrailomar TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:23) Omar, fellow boomer — Iran-Israel… Tik...

We all know it's a double standard | Tue 6-17-25 17.06.2025 1:54:49

Calls: "Based"? News: A double-standard against truth! Speech: Freedom from consequence? Matthew Perry's doctor smeared with one-star reviews! The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 17, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:15) Omar tomorrow? Israel-Iran * (0:07:47) Hey, guys! Boomer start… bee! * (0:09:52) ALEX, CA: b-day; Methodist Underground Railroad, New Haven * (0:14:23) ALEX: Lesbian pastor,...

The Jackie Robinson of the WNBA | Mon 6-16-25 16.06.2025 1:55:13

Don't notice the kiss-up culture? Swimming in blackness? Sneaky nasty callers! Caitlin Clark is the Jackie Robinson of the WNBA. Jesus for "slaying"? Thrilled by women speaking "the truth"! The Hake Report, Monday, June 16, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:21) Disclaimer / Greetings * (0:03:58) Lawyers * (0:05:39) Supers: CJ, Don… No Kush inventions? Meaningless! * (0:09:05) Hey, guys!...

Crishaun the Don: Christianity, brainwashing, communism | Fri 6-13-25 13.06.2025 1:55:09

GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation dukes it out with callers (or Mark, anyway) on race, "socialism," and what a real Christian is. The Hake Report, Friday, June 13, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation - https://x.com/CrishaunTheDon - https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation - https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ - https://www.youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast/streams TIMESTAMPS *...

About a year without Our Resident Historian | Thu 6-12-25 12.06.2025 1:55:19

RIP Brian Wilson. (We victim-blame here!) States' rights: Trump imposing? Lib media's "No Kings" protests. Long FE call: Can't see much past 6-miles? Search the scriptures? The Hake Report, Thursday, June 12, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:05) Disclaimer * (0:07:44) Hey, guys! * (0:09:26) MEADE, Richmond — SILENCE * (0:10:17) Complicated business * (0:14:30) News… RIP Brian Wilson *...

Don't let the audience decide! | Wed 6-11-25 11.06.2025 1:54:57

Caller pot-shots: Long couple of calls! Ashli Babbitt: Maybe justified? Kush "fairy tale" rehashed! Should you forgive the unrepentant? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 11, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:56) Disclaimer, etc * (0:05:23) Hey, guys! * (0:10:10) News… * (0:12:50) CNN anti-2A propaganda * (0:21:23) CJ, WA: Sensitive; LYD; Spoiler Alert * (0:24:47) CJ: Ashli Babbitt… * (0:...

I'm just asking questions! | Tue 6-10-25 10.06.2025 1:54:51

If you have to say it, it's already gone! Is the Kingdom of Kush a fairy tale? Should she leave him and take the kids with her? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:28) Disclaimer * (0:04:09) "politicizing research" and "Public Health" * (0:09:40) Father's Day established when father * (0:14:00) Hey, guys! * (0:15:32) MARK, CA: Terror, Toynbee vs Herodotu...

Just like a woman! | Mon 6-9-25 09.06.2025 1:54:43

You get in your head and take things personally! LGBT agenda! Shoutout, ladies! Illegal riot in L.A. Are Thomas Massie and Rand Paul RINOs? The Hake Report, Monday, June 9, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Like a woman * (0:03:00) Disclaimer * (0:04:13) The ladies… Greta Thunberg, Simone Biles, Riley Gaines * (0:10:35) … Hey, guys! * (0:12:26) ALLEN, MI: Feel bad for Greta * (0:15:12) ALLEN:...

Black civilizations: Real | Fri 6-6-25 06.06.2025 1:54:43

Calls on black civilizations! "Drop the FE stuff, Hake!" Police vs different races. Health tips: Sunlight, grounding. Elon vs Trump? The Hake Report, Friday, June 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:13) Disclaimer * (0:05:10) Hey, guys! …Facts vs Truth tee * (0:07:21) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Black gal set Circle K worker on fire * (0:10:45) DAVID: Undercover racists, Obama * (0:12:25) DAVID:...

What do you think of them? | Thu 6-5-25 05.06.2025 1:54:13

Who'd you rather live next to? Chauvin violated the law? What's God's purpose for black people? The history of Jewish people and America? The Hake Report, Thursday, June 5, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:59) Disavowal * (0:07:56) Hey, guys! * (0:10:07) RONNIE, OH: BN or WN? "I pick Mark." * (0:19:02) CJ, WA: Chauvin: "double-jeopardy"; "fentanyl"; "acquit"? * (0:38:38) RYAN, IL: Jewi...

Dictator, Killdozer, Gay-Straight 'War' | Wed 6-4-25 04.06.2025 1:55:15

Trump seems stable. Elon? Want a dictator? Jordan Peterson debate, non-Christian? USNS Harvey Milk renamed. "Gender-affirming care" pushed by Republican judge? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 4, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:45) Super: Rumble on Mark * (0:07:02) Hey, guys! * (0:08:44) Super: Georgia Florida shirt * (0:12:30) Elon complaining, Trump stable * (0:17:10) MARK, L.A.: Di...

Come at me, bro! with Crishaun the Don | Tue 6-3-25 03.06.2025 1:55:03

GUEST: Crishaun the Don on the most "protected" identities! Government solutions? Amid chaos: Do nothing or do something? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 3, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation Podcast - x.com/crishaunthedon - x.com/TheMisfitNation - youtube.com/@TheMisfitNationpodcast - misfitnation.podbean.com - rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start * (0:00:5...

Men under attack | Mon 6-2-25 02.06.2025 1:54:45

Is America over, or is the best yet to come? AI-generated "sextortion" pics drove boy to suicide? Chinese paraglider sucked 5-miles up! Moon landing "denied"! The Hake Report, Monday, June 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start - "I believe in The Hake Report" * (0:05:42) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe * (0:07:40) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Disagree on Sean Grayson * (0:11:53) DAVID: Be careful talking ab...