James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Passive-aggressive politicians | Wed 10-8-25 08.10.2025 1:54:55

Brandon Johnson: passive-aggressive politician. Pierre Poilievre pronunciation. Greta Thunberg. Police, ICE, and women in the garden. 3I/ATLAS comet. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 8, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer incl. NYT (0:03:46) Hey, guys! (0:06:21) Amelia Earhart (0:10:13) Russia-Trump-Ukraine drama (0:12:53) JERMAINE, Canada: Fine like rice. Mayor Brandon Johnson. (0:...

Selective empathy | Tue 10-7-25 07.10.2025 1:54:49

Back pain? Stretch and exercise tips. October 7th: “selective empathy” for Palestine (or Israel). (Callers hearing static!) Hake defends WIC bashing. The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / disclaimer (0:02:08) Gullibly incredulous (0:03:02) Hey, guys! Teespring shoutout (0:06:38) MICHAEL, Canada: Beta back (0:12:03) MICHAEL: French (0:20:00) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Pap...

Boo, WIC! | Mon 10-6-25 06.10.2025 1:54:49

Black pilled? Hamas deal? Hand up for the left-handed? Helping women? Conversion therapy: “discredited”? Watch Rambo? The Hake Report, Monday, October 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:01) Intro (0:05:05) Rite Aid (0:09:55) JLP fall Grok video (0:10:44) ALEX, CA: Tyler’s JLP call: Pot; Pub G; Natives (0:17:14) ALEX: Black pilled? (0:20:24) ALEX: Spinning my wheels, frustrated (0:25:18) C...

I may be wrong about the Irish | Fri 10-3-25 03.10.2025 1:54:11

Callers on fear. Countries’ leaders shooting their people in the foot! Refugees-turned-leaders! Anti-2A Canada! The Hake Report, Friday, October 3, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start w/ JLP (0:02:41) Fo Friday (0:06:18) Hey, you guys! (0:08:09) JOSH, GA: Billy’s call, dunno truth, have fear (0:16:21) JOSH: Trucker life (0:22:17) WILLIAM III: Armed smash-and-grab arrest? Trump firing? (0:27:42) DAV...

Hake News *is* fake news! | Thu 10-2-25 02.10.2025 1:55:07

Another day, another terror. 🥱 Jane Goodall is NOT Gorillas in the Mist gal! 🤯 Looking for the truth, but won’t pray?! Jewish-Muslim-Christian talk. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:00:55) Disclaimer / Echoes in the Keys (no beat) (0:04:30) Hey, guys! (0:06:00) JERMAINE, Canada: Attack in Manchester (0:10:38) JERMAINE: Mandatory digital ID; CBDC (0:16:3...

Team Catholic! | Wed 10-1-25 01.10.2025 1:54:37

Nepal’s 2yo goddess?! Pope Leo: Reddit atheist for Dick Durbin? On Tina Kotek, JK Rowling, Emma Watson, and Lady Gaga. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 1, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:24) Estamos en el Norte, v4, disclaimer (0:05:04) Hey, guys! (0:06:43) Hake, Punchie TV (0:08:03) News… ICE … Hurricane … Earthquake (0:15:18) 2yo goddess for Hindus and Buddhists? (0:19:20) theSkimm:...

Authority allows freedom | Tue 9-30-25 30.09.2025 1:54:57

Lionizing Assata Shakur. Would the founders be pro-full-auto? Guys’ afros and long hair? ICE pushed a woman down. Is Trump stronger now? The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:26) Oso, Hakey Bear v1 / Disclaim (0:07:48) Joanne Chesimard, Assata Shakur, RIP (0:22:01) Antifa-looking guys (0:23:30) Oregon Governess (0:29:28) 2A, Ruffalo, gal on liberal mind (...

The depths of mama within | Mon 9-29-25 29.09.2025 1:55:07

Intellectuals. Ex-bf: “I want to wish them well.” TikTok livestream horror! “Our new country’s gonna be GREAT!” Autistic mother fights back! The Hake Report, Monday, September 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Estamos en el Norte, v3 (Instrumental) (0:03:53) Disclaimer (0:05:00) Hey, guys! (0:07:27) James respectfully banned (0:08:44) Coffee: Popcorn: Intellectual, Trump’s “anger” (0:16:28)...

Slipping, falling, can't get up | Fri 9-26-25 26.09.2025 1:54:49

The top men in America are banned! Calls: more in-fighting over J-blame! Turning the other cheek. Blind smearing of Charlie! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:38) The top voices alive are censored (0:09:13) Hey, guys! (0:12:35) HADEN, TX: Come together on one truth (0:14:24) HADEN fave quote: Love an empty catchword… Trump, stats (0:22:11) HADEN: Thoughts… Will it happen more? Weak right response (...

Christians vs Christians | Thu 9-25-25 25.09.2025 1:55:31

A couple of angry “right-wingers” call. Crack down on “first-time offenders” and fare jumpers! Christians vs Christians over Jews! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / “Echoes in the Keys (BEAT)” - Suno (0:04:05) Hey, guys! (0:08:45) Punchie TV yesterday (0:12:05) Thx Nitt (0:13:25) News… Kimmel… Govt jobs (0:15:34) Crying SJW didn’t care CK, and had to say it (0:22:56) MARK, L.A.: Zenny, Joh...

Faking forgiveness | Wed 9-24-25 24.09.2025 1:54:59

Contrived “forgiveness.” Anti-ICE terror! Eager to believe a lie? Black Jackson, MS. Sad and angry about Charlie Kirk. Israel-bashing Canadian. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:35) Music at the park! (0:04:54) President Trump vs UN (0:06:50) Hey, guys! (0:07:53) Knowledge is Poison — and it is! — Hake tee (0:17:31) July 4 Tx ICE shooting — protesters lie! (0:21:32) Charlie Kirk vigil...

Haters judgin' | Tue 9-23-25 23.09.2025 1:54:49

Jasmine Crockett spouting ego! Charlie Kirk–Jimmy Kimmel fallout: false info! Dolly Parton on Appalachian families! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start: Rosh Hashanah (0:05:14) Coffee: Anchor Baby (0:07:29) Hey, guys! (0:09:41) Jasmine Crockett, Dana Bash (0:25:44) JERMAINE, Canada: Jasmine Crockett, crime leniency (0:39:38) Coffees… Erika and FBI questioning? Zinn (not Howard, but George) mess (0:46:33) D...

Frustrated at a lack of success | Mon 9-22-25 22.09.2025 1:54:41

You succeed; you want more. Trump at Charlie Kirk rally: "Hate"?! Anglosphere recognizes Palestine, but not themselves! Obama: Real Presidents bring us together. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:28) Schmax and Aut— in the Oval Office! (0:07:01) Hey, guys! (0:08:18) Wisdom: Success makes you want to keep at it (0:14:23) Bodybuilding parallel (0:19:12) Trump, Elon, shaking hands (0:21:01) Trump at C...

Sob stories don't work on me | Fri 9-19-25 19.09.2025 1:54:51

Jimmy Kimmel, stubborn and angry? Crime stories. Sob stories: Is Gaza a "genocide"? Palestinian protestors, BLM, Charlie Kirk haters… TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:07) Jimmy Kimmel spoke in blindness (0:07:32) Hey, you guys! (0:09:28) Robert in KS being silly (0:10:58) MICHAEL, Canada: R Kelly, Blink 183 (0:13:54) MICHAEL: RIP Charlie Kirk (0:16:46) MICHAEL: Mimi, Rick, me, how people look in-p...

Trump: Antifa! | Thu 9-18-25 18.09.2025 1:54:49

Trump: Antifa is TERRORIST! Chad O. on MLK: Communist. Portland subversion. What's a "fascist"? Emotional "love" is "God-centered." Erika Kirk, female CEO of TPUSA. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:00:44) Rumble rants! Ronnie; the grandfather of the suspect (0:05:12) Hey, guy! (0:06:41) Antifa vs Trump vs AP (0:15:31) Antifa "peaceful" sympathizers like MLK (0:18:40) Chad O. Jackson on MLK being comm...

The assassin's love | Wed 9-17-25 17.09.2025 1:54:49

Caller Ronnie debate: Defund single mothers, to lower crime. Hungry? Can't read? Emotional media has the same "love" as the assassin! Kash Patel debunks Epstein narrative! Punchie TV 👕 https://jesseleepeterson.shop/search?q=punchie+tv TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:58) Disclaimer (0:04:07) Destiny (0:06:31) Hey, guys! (0:08:33) RONNIE, OH: RIP Charlie Kirk (0:16:37) RONNIE: Disagreed w/ Charlie...

College 'kids' think they know | Tue 9-16-25 16.09.2025 1:54:31

RIP Robert Redford, older lib actor. Charlie Kirk humiliated college "kids"? Chad O: MLK's communism. Europe "occupied." Spreading bad moods. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Stream / CashApps! (0:03:01) Hey, guys! When she's crying - JLP tee (0:05:31) News… Shipwreck Lake Michigan; 100 days till Christmas (0:11:14) News… "genocide," Bibi haters (0:14:41) DAVID, Ocala: Robert Redford, "Raindrops…" The Sting;...

The Liddle Communists winning | Mon 9-15-25 15.09.2025 1:54:43

Kathy Hochul for Zohran Mamdani, Trump NOT for cat guy Curtis Sliwa. Long calls: Black and white? Get rid of vote by mail? Haters getting fired! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:10) Intro (0:04:10) Hochul, "Liddle Communist" Mamdani, Trump, Sliwa "cat fight" (0:16:48) JOSH, GA: NYC, L.A.: I like black and white, but it seems gray… (0:30:45) JOSH: Burpees (0:36:12) JOSH: Boxing (0:37:47) TERRI, OR:...

A self-absorbed mindset | Fri 9-12-25 12.09.2025 1:54:45

Don't believe what it seems! Assassination-cheering man? TMZ. Social media witch hunts. The black mindset vs Charlie Kirk, a conservative Christian. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:03:09) Hey, guys! Desert Pink Hake tee (0:05:35) Charlie Kirk suspect got, widow devastated (0:07:04) Did that guy celebrate? … TMZ'ers didn't cheer it! (0:16:18) Calm yourselves … review (0:19:09) STEW, ND:...

RIP Based King 😔 | Thu 9-11-25 11.09.2025 1:54:29

Charlie Kirk assassinated. It's 9/11. Calls peddling theories. 12-13 pushups would upset Arnold. Ticked at viral French videos. Bathrooms vs water fountains. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer, Charlie Kirk RIP, 9/11 emotion (0:10:29) Hey, guys! King of the Cage, Bald Eagle USA flag tee, slobby-fit (0:14:36) MIT, Australia: Charlie Kirk video over and over (0:20:05) KEVIN, NY, 1st: friend hold...

Defund single mothers w/ Dylan Burns | Wed 9-10-25 10.09.2025 1:55:15

GUEST: Dylan Burns speaks on Ukraine, Trump, wars, city crime and "poverty" in America. Dylan Burns: https://x.com/dylanburns1776 - https://linktr.ee/dylanburnstv - https://youtube.com/@DylanBurnsLIVE - https://youtube.com/@DylanBurnsTV TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:35) Coffees from yesterday! (0:06:23) Danabo: Dylan Burns is on! (0:07:30) Coffees… Popcorn on broken windows white c...

We gotta criticize victims | Tue 9-9-25 09.09.2025 1:54:49

Fake Trump-Epstein drama. Woman left boyfriend for another! Boy cries at a new dirtbike. Ukrainian refugee victim criticism. E. Jean Carroll is vulgar! Crime crackdown, please! TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Don't interpret * (0:04:19) Hey, guys! * (0:06:27) News… Trump/Epstein * (0:19:46) Unfaithful gf met a guy * (0:26:40) Emotional grateful kid: IG * (0:35:50) Mother: 20yo daughter...

Keep your distance! | Mon 9-8-25 08.09.2025 1:54:49

"Mushroom murderer." Charlotte train incident: RIP Ukrainian refugee! The dishonest melodrama around "race" and "whiteface." TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:00) Hey, guys! * (0:06:12) Lunar Eclipse, space deniers * (0:09:24) Mushroom murderess * (0:21:34) Charlotte train Ukraine refugee * (0:34:11) JERMAINE, Canada: GoFundMe for NC suspect * (0:37:17) JERMAINE: Phillies Karen * (...

You hate more than you love | Fri 9-5-25 05.09.2025 1:55:05

Hake News… Watch out for flesh-eating bacteria! Mark confronts Hake on "victims" vs alleged perpetrators! "Kids" are NOT innocent! The Hake Report, Friday, September 5, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:08) Intro * (0:03:50) Hake News… * (0:32:59) BRANDI, HI: Necrotizing Fasciitis, tore apart my guts * (0:41:00) MARK, Los Angeles: Epstein "victims" * (0:51:20) ALLEN, MI: Mark, you can't...

I like my communism *competent* | Thu 9-4-25 04.09.2025 1:54:37

Y'all fell for "Epstein survivors." Caller says she's God. Is Trump "mama" saving cities from crime? RFK CDC turns competent. "All comedians are liberals." TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Going off on "Epstein survivors"/simps, Disclaimer * (0:09:39) You think you care… * (0:11:56) Hey, guys! * (0:15:30) MARILYN, FL: "I'm God." Wise Latina * (0:24:48) DAVID, FL: Getting rid of Satan * (0:27:04) DAVID: Deja...