James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Praying in vain! | Fri 3-21-25 21.03.2025 1:54:19

Nitpick the "right"; let the wrong go wild! Subsidized housing for failures? Death penalty prayers. Parental alienation? The Hake Report, Friday, March 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:24) Stuff falling apart, airplane and airport incidents * (0:06:23) Skype replacement? Google Voice? * (0:09:30) Hey, guys! Willow Beach, AZ… * (0:14:03) ANDREW, Scotland: Edinburgh, Glasgow; Tommy R...

An attack on Tesla is an attack on America | Thu 3-20-25 20.03.2025 1:54:17

Fighting to keep waste and fraud in gov't! Illegal "taxpayers"! Bullfighting drama! Tesla under attack! Muslim students in Chicago university! The Hake Report, Thursday, March 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:44) Pro-tips. Trump vs enemies. Be healthy! * (0:07:34) Hey, guys! Hake Printify * (0:10:36) Hake News… Happiness * (0:23:31) Dept of "Education" and "Defense" downsizing * (0...

What's it like being white? | Wed 3-19-25 19.03.2025 1:54:45

Lib "judges" against what's right. Call-heavy day: JLP's message. Jim Breuer and pot culture? Being white vs being black in America… The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 19, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:07) Trump, Elon vs judges * (0:06:21) Hey, guys! * (0:09:23) Female Latina LGBT "judge" * (0:31:44) Another "judge" * (0:38:09) DANIEL, TX: Irish independence * (0:44:10) DANIEL: JLP s...

I'm really crying, how's it lying? | Tue 3-18-25 18.03.2025 1:54:23

Black girls becoming victim-perpetrators! News and calls from the "lovely ladies"! Why do "I feel like..."? Trump appreciation — versus "judges" and the ACLU! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 18, 2025 AD JLP tees and mugs, etc. — jesseleepeterson.shop TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:37) Appreciate Trump * (0:05:23) Baton relay racing * (0:09:02) Hey guys! Sacred Cove. JLP tee "Crying" * (0:13:...

Whose arms are bigger? | Mon 3-17-25 17.03.2025 1:54:33

Kenyans who? Righteous deportations. Space horrors! Irish pronunciations. Anti-mummy propaganda! Sleep privilege? Caitlin Clark's vs Hake's arms. The Hake Report, Monday, March 17, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:12) Trump did it anyway * (0:04:28) Hey, guys! * (0:08:04) White man won LA Marathon! * (0:17:25) News… * (0:17:56) Illegal deportation? * (0:29:55) Chinese love Trump * (0:4...

BASED Chuck Schumer! | Fri 3-14-25 14.03.2025 1:54:57

Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized? The Hake Report, Friday, March 14, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:32) Gonna compare arms… (Forgot!) * (0:03:58) Hey, guys! * (0:05:32) MICHAEL, Canada: Your French is horrible * (0:10:49) MICHAEL: Op-Ed: "H— wanted peace too"; WWI...

Ruling by FEAR! | Thu 3-13-25 13.03.2025 1:55:11

Trump's righteous "climate" rollbacks! Stuck in space! Stepmother arrested! Rosie in Ireland. Calls on climate fear! The Hake Report, Thursday, March 13, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:09) Climate rollbacks * (0:07:41) Hey, guys! * (0:10:37) Climate rollbacks, more * (0:28:15) Stuck in space * (0:35:54) STEVE'N, MD: DEI, Conservatives, Big Mama, Sports * (0:48:56) Hake News… Mahmoud...

These gals tryna do stuff | Wed 3-12-25 12.03.2025 1:54:25

Ne-Yo, ugh. Ocean species and coral! Wife and children content creators? Trump tariffs. "Conversion therapy." Terror sympathy speech? Congress mothers. The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 12, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: News… * (0:04:38) Hey, guys! * (0:06:38) News… * (0:09:08) Billy Joel * (0:11:37) Titanium heart * (0:16:00) Ne-Yo dating 4 women, he's previously married * (0:20:15) Ocean...

Who doesn't do crimes against humanity? | Tue 3-11-25 11.03.2025 1:54:33

Duterte arrested for "crimes against humanity"! Caller ladies! Canada, Gaddafi, Philippines, maturity. Polluted cities. Defund "antisemitism"! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 11, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:06) Duterte… Hake News * (0:06:15) Hey, guys! * (0:08:00) Duterte arrested by Philippines for the ICC * (0:24:00) ANN, Canada, 1st: Anglophile * (0:28:21) ANN: New PM unelected...

Feel-good pro-Keanu Reeves propaganda | Mon 3-10-25 10.03.2025 1:54:07

Syria violence: Assad protected Christians? Parental rules for dating? Keanu Reeves, goody two-shoes? RIP Gene Hackman and wife. How's Jack Nicholson? The Hake Report, Monday, March 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:57) Syria violence: Christians harassed? Assad… * (0:07:56) Hey, guys! * (0:10:58) …Muslims are clever with liberal propaganda * (0:15:34) Swirling rumors of recession *...

The biggest R—ists are admired! | Fri 3-7-25 07.03.2025 1:54:21

Calls: Don't stick it to the man! Angry energy. Race, history, and being Christlike! Pardon the king with his chin up? Jimmie Lee Jackson: Die for mom? The Hake Report, Friday, March 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:24) Hey, guys! * (0:06:08) KEVIN, NY: Join class action suit against megacorp? * (0:17:58) ROBERT, KS: Men, women, nature * (0:22:03) ROBERT: Do you pray? Anger, God… *...

Shalom Hamas | Thu 3-6-25 06.03.2025 1:54:23

Lots of calls. Trump now vs 2020. "Shalom Hamas." Respect Zelensky? Tommy R. in solitary. Black literacy? Angry French Canadians. The Hake Report, Thursday, March 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Hake ranting * (0:09:14) Hey, guys! Rebuilding tee TBA * (0:12:25) BRETT, Reno: Good Trump didn't win 2020 * (0:17:56) BRETT: Art school, "summer of love," extended black friday * (0:24:53) Coffee...

No one's a loser? | Wed 3-5-25 05.03.2025 1:54:33

Trump honored the bereaved! "Fractals." NextDoor: Scammed at gas station! Reddit: Scared by husband's trauma! No one's a loser? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 5, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Trump speech * (0:05:45) Hey, guys! * (0:07:38) Super: LYC, Fractals * (0:14:59) Super: No Mildly Attractive tees yet * (0:17:38) DANIEL, TX: Jurassic Park, fractals; Fiction, Shakespeare * (0:31:3...

Wise men say only fools rush in | Tue 3-4-25 04.03.2025 1:54:19

Trump tariffs. Shark redirect. LONG call on young people dating. Young former black liberal disappointed in libs! News: Crypto reserve: Self-interest? The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 4, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Stiff-necked Hake * (0:01:31) I trust Trump … loosey goosey * (0:08:07) Hey, guys! "Apropos" correction * (0:13:47) Shark redirect! * (0:21:37) Don't hike drunk … * (0:22:27) N...

Trump reminds us of the seriousness of the situation | Mon 3-3-25 03.03.2025 1:54:25

Health, fitness, and nature tips. Ukraine drama: White House confrontation. English the official language. No more Dept of Education? The Hake Report, Monday, March 3, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: UK, Ukraine * (0:06:37) Hey, guys! Ball Earth proof… * (0:10:26) Soy is OK... but not Kale necessarily! * (0:16:05) Shake, then stretch * (0:20:53) Bulls, more dangerous than cows * (0:27:25) Uk...

Kissup Boycott! | Fri 2-28-25 28.02.2025 1:54:29

Calls: More rap bashing. Planet Parade! "Economic blackout!" Kissing up? "That's Not Right!" Trump doing a good job? The Hake Report, Friday, February 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:56) Topics * (0:02:02) Hey, guys! JLP tee * (0:04:53) MICHAEL, Canada: Kendrick Halftime, cat meow name, SORRY * (0:12:28) MICHAEL: Hip Hop, Rap * (0:16:34) ALEX, CA: Kendrick and whites, "not for you...

Third Rail Omar on Trump, Elon, and the Middle East | Thu 2-27-25 27.02.2025 1:54:09

GUEST: Third Rail Omar decries Musk cuts! Who are the "problem people" in the Middle East? AFTERWARD: Christianity and wisdom. The Hake Report, Thursday, February 27, 2025 AD GUEST: Third Rail with Omar https://x.com/thecomforter_1 | https://www.youtube.com/@Third_Rail AKA "The Empowered Man Podcast" TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:52) Topics * (0:02:38) Hey, guys! * (0:03:35) Omar eye issues...

The Devil has you focused on the wrong things! | Wed 2-26-25 26.02.2025 1:54:43

Mars is real. Creepy is in your mind! India conservatives, hmm. FE debate. Chile power out! Health and civilization breakdown! Veteran victimhood. The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 26, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:06) Hey, guys! * (0:04:50) Hake News… * (0:07:57) Mars is red from rust? * (0:08:53) BTW: Creepy is in YOUR mind * (0:12:52) Back to Mars * (0:18:07) Indians, conserva...

Non-Christians can still respect the Bible | Tue 2-25-25 25.02.2025 1:54:31

Guantanamo! Joy Reid fired. Rap vs Hip Hop? Psalm trivia! Kash didn't swear on the Bible! "Racism" and complaining. Obesity because no poverty! The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 25, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:07) Topics * (0:05:40) Hey, guys! Orange Henley * (0:07:20) Guantanamo tent city * (0:13:09) WILLIAM III: Joy Reid cancelled, Stacey Abrams, Joint Chiefs * (0:18:16) WILLIA...

But I always do my best! | Mon 2-24-25 24.02.2025 1:54:27

"Then how come you fail?" Stressing and blaming Elon for it! More on engine regulations. Compulsive Bible reading? Bothered by Kendrick pooh-poohing! The Hake Report, Monday, February 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:08) Joy Reid * (0:04:41) Hey, guys! * (0:05:59) Flight diverted: New Delhi to Rome * (0:13:06) News * (0:14:40) Elon Musk * (0:22:43) But I always do my best: Elon con...

Relax. Stay out of your heads | Fri 2-21-25 21.02.2025 1:54:37

Swallowed by a whale? Kash Patel on FBI direction. Kathy Hochul vs Eric Adams. LaVar Ball lost a foot! The Rock thinks talk helps depression. The Hake Report, Friday, February 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:17) Kash Patel on FBI retribution * (0:05:35) National Breakup Day * (0:07:19) Hey, guys! * (0:11:24) "Swallowed" by a whale * (0:21:38) News: Canada won. Tel Aviv. Kash. Anti...

Crishaun on another 'N-word' | Thu 2-20-25 20.02.2025 1:54:25

GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation exposes N's "Positive Christianity," talks Obama vs Trump, and FE debunked! Crishuan the Don youtube.com/@TheMisfitNation | x.com/CrishaunTheDon | The Misfit Nation LIVE 8: 30 ET (5: 30 PT) x.com/TheMisfitNation The Hake Report, Thursday, February 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Crishaun topics * (0:03:09) Hey guys! * (0:04:53) CRISHAUN the Don, TheM...

Trump steps in the right direction | Wed 2-19-25 19.02.2025 1:55:11

Trump, RFK vs psychiatric drugs for kids. Drugs to see self vs sober-minded restlessness. Trump vs Ukraine globohomo drama. Corporate campaign donations? The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 19, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:05) RFK's MAHA: Psychiatric meds * (0:12:06) SSRIs, Adam Lanza, * (0:15:08) Punchie TV: raised by children … * (0:16:49) ANDREW, Scotland: Friendship argument *...

Cry more, park ranger! | Tue 2-18-25 18.02.2025 1:54:35

Park Ranger family man FIRED from dream job! CALLS: Gov't wasted money! Diesel regulations? Big money? "SToLeN LaNd"? Interest on money? The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 18, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:48) Hake News… * (0:03:30) I’ll sue! Other news… * (0:09:27) Hey, guys! * (0:13:13) Cry more, park ranger * (0:27:43) Arguing with the chat * (0:32:25) SHAWN, FL: Preppers, Jesus,...

Presidents' Day with Bigg Bump | Mon 2-17-25 17.02.2025 1:54:27

Cohost, Bigg Bump: Jalen Hurts, for the black women. Cheryl Crow against Elon. DOGE vs USDS. The Hake Report, Monday, February 17, 2025 AD Bigg Bump https://x.com/bigg_bump | https://www.instagram.com/bigg_bump | https://www.youtube.com/@biggbump | https://truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP | https://rumble.com/user/BiggBump TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:55) Bigg Bump: black king and queens * (0:06...