The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan describe in this week's episode all of the wild events happening in Toronto this weekend. Highly suggest that you get out because Toronto is full of events. Tune in next week for some of our experiences and shenanigans this weekend. Rest in Peace to Robin Williams. Those who need help, please go out and seek it. 

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the luxury of getting massages (get your mind out of the gutter), the height of the 2000's era of piracy (thanks Limewire, for many, many free songs), and the destruction of public property (the serious part). Join us in another conversation in the minds of The Blank. Whaaaaaaaa (that was Ryan).

Carlos and Ryan discuss the criminal mentality of an individual and the concept of a Dark Triad. I'm sure some of you have run into these individuals in your life time, so if you do end up seeing Ryan, please call the authorities. I've said too much...please enjoy the episode.

Carlos and Ryan discuss how the writers of Pokémon came up with their ideas and how Yugi was way too old to be playing card games with them' kids, RIP to the creator though. Oh and we also discuss politics and shit. Check us out for our 60th episode. Celebrities have too much power.

Carlos and Ryan discuss the in and outs of Calgary (Toronto is better), Ryan's experience at Asian Restaurants, and Black Lives Matter (how the last two connect, I will never know). But hey, I don't see nothing wrong #30years. 

Carlos and Ryan discuss current trips and expensive cities, but Ryan doesn't see nothing wrong. Santa Clause does not exist but don't tell Ryan, he's still on the hunt. Please avoid Ryan during Christmas season and Father's Day (Jesus Christ, what did I sign up for..).

Carlos and Ryan discuss Ryan's 30th birthday, his brother's baby shower, and the greatest gift he's ever received in his entire life (Carlos' word, not mine, shoutout to J.P. Wiser's). Also do not wear any Michael Jackson merchandise to the gym, trust me. 

Carlos and Ryan discuss the plethora of topics in this episode. But the one that really stands out: Is when Ryan nearly got us cancelled talking about Smithers and the cruelty he suffered, finding it amusing. Dammit man, we have families to feed! By the way, Ryan's turning 30 and shoutout to Kevin and Jenny!

Carlos and Ryan discuss the provincial election, the lacks of voters, and how Johnny Depp is 15 million dollars richer. Punching Donkeys, Rahzel and Sandblasters made in Tokyo, prepare for our most foul episode ever. Have a good weekend everybody! and Happy Pride Month.

Carlos and Ryan discuss some of the heartbreaking recent news that has happen over the last couple of days. Begins bummy but ends up being a good time. Enough about Carlos's s*x life. This week Ryan says some sh** that really throws Carlos for a loop, like really confusing sh**. "Well I guess someones gotta do the dishes." wtf does that even mean?

Carlos and Ryan discuss the up and coming election in Ontario and how all of the candidates are crap people. Not crab people for all you conspiracy theorists, though, well, maybe? Shoutout to K.DOT for releasing a great album, Lupe is still better (Ryan's thoughts, not Carlos). Lastly don't leave political pamphlets on our doorknobs or in our meals.  

Carlos and Ryan discuss many of the current day issues we face as society today. And F***Tampa! unless they want to sponsor. Let us know. But there are too many issues with no solutions out there. We just have to rant about it. Go Leafs!

Carlos and Ryan discuss and watch the current Maple Leafs playoff series, how plastic surgery is ruining the kids and chronic masturbation ain't all that bad. And we repeat: "Don't get plastic surgery for likes", you've already lost at that point. Leafs 2022 Champs - calling it now. 

Carlos and Ryan's most depressing episode yet, like seriously, like really bad. They watched the Raptors game live this episode all the while talkin' shit about Amber Heard. Don't say I didn't warn you. Also Elon, if you're reading this, can you add me back on Twitter? Clearly Tesla is not an Al Qaeda based company. I know this now.....

Carlos and Ryan reach the pinnacle of 50 episodes. Celebrate with them as they feel it's a big deal. 50 episodes? dude..seriously that's nothing. I'm sure Electric Circus has more episodes and that show was just people on PCP dancing to 90's techno. You got a LOT of catching up to do. Congrats though, Happy 50th. 

Click here to watch original: https://youtu.be/WopcdI-DPH8 **Highly recommend to watch on YouTube** Carlos and Ryan discuss..more like review: Grilling ep 2. This is our first YouTube video review. I don't want to hear no shit about, oh where is your usual stuff? where is your usual topics? It's always good to be on your toes dammit! Plus dude is a God and I really hope he starts a Church. Happy C...

Carlos and Ryan discuss all of the unnecessary awards being given out now a days.  You know Three Six Mafia won an Oscar? THREE SIX MAFIA! The group that made Slob on my Knob..whata joke. Congrats to Will Smith on winning his Oscar though.. it was a real hit and your movie was good too (rim shot). 

In this week's episode, Ryan terrorizes, investigates, and humiliates Carlos. I want to make it perfectly clear, my intentions are not to incriminate nor embarrass Carlos in anyway shape or form. I just want to know if he eats ass or not. He said he doesn't but I don't believe him. In this episode we'll get to the bottom of it. All this and more on part 2 of Behind The Podcast.   

In this week's episode, Carlos interrogates and takes an inside look into Ryan Sann. His likes, his dis-likes, what makes him tick, and why the hell would he support the Colts. All these and more on this week's episode of.. "Behind The Podcast."

Carlos and Ryan discuss the dangers and accomplishments of parenthood. Ryan misses his dad... I now realize this episode was a terrible mistake.

Carlos and Ryan discuss the likes and dislikes of a potential suitor on the first date. Then they talk about murder, sex and racism. Just like every other episode..... So tune in! (sigh*)

Carlos and Ryan discuss prison, Ukraine vs. Russia, and soap (a whole lotta soap). From the current tragedies to prison reform, today's episode was strictly off the dome, a freestyle if you will. We might get cancelled, so enjoy it while it lasts.

Carlos and Ryan discuss the pros and cons of celebrity status, more cons than pros. So tread lightly. From MJ to MJ, from TikTok to courtside seats, we bring up our thoughts and opinions on why being a celebrity must suck.  Although we reaching for it ourselves.. FYI Check out the song King Holiday.  - its not good, you've been warned.

Carlos and Ryan discuss life without likes, without DM's, without instantaneous access to pornography (you perverts know who you are). Life with VHS, Tape Recorders, Physical CD's, no Spotify. Do we really live in simpler times? The things we used to do sure were a lot, I gotta give a shout out to that Wal-Mart parking lot.

Carlos and Ryan cook up a Valentine's Day worthy meal to show you how easy it is to do so, on a budget. We're broke okay.. don't need your God-Damn judgement. Anyways... who y'all got for Super Bowl this weekend?!