The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the recent Bears v. Packers game, Ryan's under the weather, and how he be saying some unnecessary a** ish and blaming it on the sickness. Gambling isn't out here to save you, regardless whether Patrick Mahomes is gonna throw 2 TD's this Thursday night, don't give in..young boys have enough going on..put me down for $5.00 on the Chief&#...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode FTP, The Bears, and Colston Loveland (yes, it's Bears episode). Do court systems have a way to determine whats AI or not? Apparently Arizona courts have no idea. We need to be able to determine what is and what isn't (patent pending)..Just know if someone jumps off a bridge and lands on your car, you're paying for the light post when your...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode The BEARSSSSS!!!, how you can survive 2 legal injection doses, and Truth and Reconciliation. is the NFL rigged? That's like asking if the sky is blue but we still be placing our paycheques on these bets, make sure you pay your child support first. During today's break, Ryan realizes that WWE is a lot worse then a soap opera (they don't min...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how toxic Carlos would be on reality television (we need him on Canada Shore), what would their wedding vows would sounds like, and how AI is going to be the death of the world. Caleb Williams, we need you, Carlos has the Bears in the Superbowl this year. Everyone, if you have an LG television, please throw it in the garbage because you don't own...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the recent news about heightened ER visits, King James being paid off by Polymarket while playing in the NBA, and how by 2030, a high percentage of women aged 25-44 will be single and childless (get out there single men, its your chance). We missed our half break video because couldn't find anything to watch, but you have to hear the Kevin Durant...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, their end of summer, how Sony is now screwing their fanbase, and not giving the reason as to why they were gone for 2 weeks. Can confirm, Lupe Fiasco is a great dude, they met him. If Trump, a Rich Couger, and Ryan were in a room, you know he's doing anything and everything to get them dollas. Shoutout to Zanzibar Toronto (hopefully they fixed th...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the CNE's signal to Toronto's end of summer, Toronto Basketball news has been up and down, and how Lupe Fiasco is the greatest rapper of all time (Ryan's words, not Carlos's.) If you ever meet a Chess content creator, play them on live stream and lose? Don't embarrass yourself forever. Donell or Joe, who you got? The boys are off n...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode childhood actors (bad and good), interesting YouTube documentaries, and blaming parents for their children's bad choices (screw Roblox). So they're putting a petition together to get Carlos to sign up for Love is Blind Canada, claims to be the best villain the show has ever seen. Tune in for 2nd part of this episode to see what requirements Ry...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's rant on late-stage capitalism continues, the top 28 places not to take a first date (Cheesecake Factory is a good place for a date, and the dark side of Hollywood. Don't go to Reddit for dating advice, unless you're looking for the worst of the worst or Edge Lords (not to get it confused with edging). Rogers, don't cancel Ryan&#...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode why they were off for so long, their recent trips, and LeBron’s latest decision. While Mexico was serving up Bull-Dogs and Tacos, Halifax was providing Lobster and Scallops. They gave Some Peoples Kids to someone they never thought they would of, VISA deserved it though. We’re back and back for good (at least we think so), see y’all all summer. Caribana w...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode why it's so damn hot in Toronto right now, (disclaimer: the weather made them both say some wild ish), how crazy Toronto sports is going right now, and how we'll never really own anything and everything will be subscription based. With Lowry retiring a Raptor, us getting Kawhi back, and Toronto Tempo games going nuts, it's great being a To...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Black Stars latest win (in the last minute), the absolute vibe of Toronto during summer, and Ryan's recent Cambodia trip. Ghana is killing it and it ain't called Sankofa Square for nothing but all the Panama and Columbian baddies, reach out to Los. Ryan saw some stuff that's gonna make it hard to smile but listen in on his Cambodian ex...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their reasoning for taking a month break, Go Black Stars, and how Toronto can't do anything right (looking at you DoWest Fest). Carlos still doesn't know if Chicago has handsome men, but at least they're back in action. World Cup is upon us so enjoy the games! Ryan is holding back his Cambodia episode for next week so tune to hear all abou...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their up and coming 3 week break (they're going on Spring Break!), The new potential Hantavirus pandemic, and the unfortunate Raptors end to the season. While Ryan will be out in the boonies fighting off malaria, Carlos will be knee deep in some deep-dish pizza. News Flash, Knicks fans are the wildest fans in the NBA, but you already know that. Sh...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode talk divorce, how there are cameras everywhere, and how Rogers Communications sucks (dont cancel Ryan's internet)! Carlos's recent hospital visit ends in tragedy, ruptured something or someone, not 100% sure.. If someone proposes to you within week of knowing you, run the other way. Team Klay v. Team Stallion, who's team you got? Lupe Fias...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the latest Toronto Tempo news (go support the latest Toronto Team), What not to do in South Korean (some people's kids), and how expensive everything is (why is a movie ticket $30.00?) Why havn't strip clubs raised their dance prices? You're dancing for less every year with inflation. While Ryan will be in the seats for the first Tempo ga...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some more of Trump's outrageous ish, the break up game by Cut, and how far we've come from with mental illness. They're definitely getting cancelled after this one and it's Ryan's fault, all this stuff about chopstick Asians and what not. What are the most common interracial couples in North America? You would be surprised by the a...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest freest country in the world news, Gucci Mane being kidnapped and approaching women in the gym (don't be creepy, or maybe just don't). Fellow citizens, we have another stupid trend spreading across social media, it's like the Tide pods thing from a few years ago all over again. Kids, don't smash a hammer into your face to cre...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode two wild stories of some people's kids, how post-secondary schools are struggling in Ontario, and questioning why they still have listeners after 5 years. While Carlos is supporting the States with travel to Chicago next week, Ryan will be drinking his Canadian beer with his elbow up. Did Jay-Z step over anyone in his lifetime to get to where he i...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Oscars, Tank v. Tyrese, and how Cardi B has no reason being in Hamilton. Is the homie BB dead? If he is, when is our gas and groceries going down in price? Carlos is overly tired this week and Ryan is deeper into his Hotep opinions. If were going to save any young men and boys from the Manosphere, us men need to be better, although don't watch...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how dumb criminals confess their crimes to ChatGPT, how the lack of women's washrooms is because of the patriarchy, and St. Patrick's Day. If Iran is out of the World Cup, shouldn't the US be too? Especially after putting my gas price up? Dating Apps, giving you the blues? Hit up AMPM for the best night of your life (AMPM, we'll gladly...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Carlos's Dad ended up somehow on Some People's Kids this week, how Carlos is just going through it (waiting for her to call), and really just Carlos..it's one of those weeks. How deep can AI take me? Emails, Relationship advice, Mental Heath...we're in too deep. Shoutout to the internal film makers out there. If you were mayor of T...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the terrible top 10 r&b list that the Rolling Stone's put out recently, the downfall of today's streamers and how they're the definition of some people's kids, and how BAFTA is harshing the mellow. Special guests in today's episode was Cutwater Carlos and Hotep Ryan discuss today's racial and political climate. If I were yo...

Carlos, Ryan, and Cheeto discuss in today, Regular Andrew's arrest on his birthday, their Valentine's day's experience, and their new business idea. Gen Z is drinking less, partying less, focusing more on their health, as Millennials, what's wrong with you? Why are you dealing with life responsibly? Shoutout to CUT videos, ruining friends with benefits one situationship at a time....

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the heartbreaking news in Tumbler Ridge, the blatant lying from the DOJ, and how Heated Rivalry is Canada's newest softcore porn show. Shoutout to the Seahawks for taking the chip, because if we can agree on anything, it's screw the Patriots. While Kid Rock was out doing their cringe worthy half time show, Bad Bunny out here making everyone sa...