The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode why it's so damn hot in Toronto right now, (disclaimer: the weather made them both say some wild ish), how crazy Toronto sports is going right now, and how we'll never really own anything and everything will be subscription based. With Lowry retiring a Raptor, us getting Kawhi back, and Toronto Tempo games going nuts, it's great being a To...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Black Stars latest win (in the last minute), the absolute vibe of Toronto during summer, and Ryan's recent Cambodia trip. Ghana is killing it and it ain't called Sankofa Square for nothing but all the Panama and Columbian baddies, reach out to Los. Ryan saw some stuff that's gonna make it hard to smile but listen in on his Cambodian ex...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their reasoning for taking a month break, Go Black Stars, and how Toronto can't do anything right (looking at you DoWest Fest). Carlos still doesn't know if Chicago has handsome men, but at least they're back in action. World Cup is upon us so enjoy the games! Ryan is holding back his Cambodia episode for next week so tune to hear all abou...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their up and coming 3 week break (they're going on Spring Break!), The new potential Hantavirus pandemic, and the unfortunate Raptors end to the season. While Ryan will be out in the boonies fighting off malaria, Carlos will be knee deep in some deep-dish pizza. News Flash, Knicks fans are the wildest fans in the NBA, but you already know that. Sh...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode talk divorce, how there are cameras everywhere, and how Rogers Communications sucks (dont cancel Ryan's internet)! Carlos's recent hospital visit ends in tragedy, ruptured something or someone, not 100% sure.. If someone proposes to you within week of knowing you, run the other way. Team Klay v. Team Stallion, who's team you got? Lupe Fias...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the latest Toronto Tempo news (go support the latest Toronto Team), What not to do in South Korean (some people's kids), and how expensive everything is (why is a movie ticket $30.00?) Why havn't strip clubs raised their dance prices? You're dancing for less every year with inflation. While Ryan will be in the seats for the first Tempo ga...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some more of Trump's outrageous ish, the break up game by Cut, and how far we've come from with mental illness. They're definitely getting cancelled after this one and it's Ryan's fault, all this stuff about chopstick Asians and what not. What are the most common interracial couples in North America? You would be surprised by the a...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest freest country in the world news, Gucci Mane being kidnapped and approaching women in the gym (don't be creepy, or maybe just don't). Fellow citizens, we have another stupid trend spreading across social media, it's like the Tide pods thing from a few years ago all over again. Kids, don't smash a hammer into your face to cre...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode two wild stories of some people's kids, how post-secondary schools are struggling in Ontario, and questioning why they still have listeners after 5 years. While Carlos is supporting the States with travel to Chicago next week, Ryan will be drinking his Canadian beer with his elbow up. Did Jay-Z step over anyone in his lifetime to get to where he i...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Oscars, Tank v. Tyrese, and how Cardi B has no reason being in Hamilton. Is the homie BB dead? If he is, when is our gas and groceries going down in price? Carlos is overly tired this week and Ryan is deeper into his Hotep opinions. If were going to save any young men and boys from the Manosphere, us men need to be better, although don't watch...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how dumb criminals confess their crimes to ChatGPT, how the lack of women's washrooms is because of the patriarchy, and St. Patrick's Day. If Iran is out of the World Cup, shouldn't the US be too? Especially after putting my gas price up? Dating Apps, giving you the blues? Hit up AMPM for the best night of your life (AMPM, we'll gladly...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Carlos's Dad ended up somehow on Some People's Kids this week, how Carlos is just going through it (waiting for her to call), and really just Carlos..it's one of those weeks. How deep can AI take me? Emails, Relationship advice, Mental Heath...we're in too deep. Shoutout to the internal film makers out there. If you were mayor of T...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the terrible top 10 r&b list that the Rolling Stone's put out recently, the downfall of today's streamers and how they're the definition of some people's kids, and how BAFTA is harshing the mellow. Special guests in today's episode was Cutwater Carlos and Hotep Ryan discuss today's racial and political climate. If I were yo...

Carlos, Ryan, and Cheeto discuss in today, Regular Andrew's arrest on his birthday, their Valentine's day's experience, and their new business idea. Gen Z is drinking less, partying less, focusing more on their health, as Millennials, what's wrong with you? Why are you dealing with life responsibly? Shoutout to CUT videos, ruining friends with benefits one situationship at a time....

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the heartbreaking news in Tumbler Ridge, the blatant lying from the DOJ, and how Heated Rivalry is Canada's newest softcore porn show. Shoutout to the Seahawks for taking the chip, because if we can agree on anything, it's screw the Patriots. While Kid Rock was out doing their cringe worthy half time show, Bad Bunny out here making everyone sa...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode a crazy amount of stuff that's going on in the world, by the way, WTH is going on. Nicki, we never would have anticipated that you'd be on Some People's Kids. After a draft email at Amazon accidently gets sent out, you've ruined a whole village worth of family's day. Do you have an internal struggle of wanting to party all night lo...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (and in person) the petition that over 305,000 people already signed, how nepo-babies are normally crazy, and how Cutwater needs to bring the good flavours up to Canada. Sometimes growth is uncomfortable but you'll be a better person because of it (check the short film they watch during part 2). There really is some ish going on in your country wh...

Carlos and Ryan were snowed in today, so they decided to do a virtual episode and we're not talking about reboot. Remember the snow days when your school was cancelled and you would spend the day skating or tobogganing? Carlos doesn't. Ryan gets emotion about some sort of end that's going on in his life, seems like he's heading to the next strip club that will hire. When life gives...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the geopolitics of what's going on between the US and Venezuela, how they miss they old Kanye, and a reflection on 2025 and what they're prioritizing for 2026. What is it about celebrities that we love so much as society? That we would put ourselves to be used and dehumanized by them at any chance they could get..it'd be hard to turn down...

Carlos and Ryan discuss what they've missed over the last two weeks, the holidays, and whether Friday after Next was better than Friday. Review on 2025, there were a lot of ups and downs, changes for both of them and it's great time to reflect on what the year had to offer. If you want to work on your self, happy with what is going on, or want to do bad, treat it like a work in progress. H...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode that there is no room for hatred in this world, the pros and cons of being Hollywood kids, and what are the few things we would do if we won the lottery. Shorter episode today due to a sickness going around Toronto but we'll be back next week for our Mike Tyson episode. Happy Holidays to you and yours from The Blank!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the virgin epidemic of young males, the new mandatory Netflix special that needs to be watched by everyone, and why Carlos's Spotify 2025 recap has R Kelly as his #1 artist (and Trapped in the Closet as the #1 song). Who really believes 100M isn't enough to create generational wealth? OBJ, you had the greatest catch in history, don't fumbl...

Conspiracy Carlos and Regular Ryan discuss in today's episode about how Gen Z are going to be the first generation living in someone else's memory, how corporations treat you like a number, and how in the world is the Eglinton LRT opening after the Finch one (What the hell Doug Ford? Shoutout to Baltimore, lowering their homicide rate through community and good gute (or however you spell i...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the lack of heart throbs in modern day R&B, DJT's recent crash-out, and why you shouldn't swipe right on Tinder in Florida (Collette, Carlos still out here waiting for you girl, call him when you're out). 15 Million for Ryan Wedding? He's getting tackled on sight, he don't look like no Pablo or El Chapo to me. Happy Internation...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos's latest DJ adventures, the RIP to the Dallas Mavericks organization and how social media influencers are now taking mental leaves (wild). Ayesha Curry, what are you doing girl? You got the best shooter of all time and you still ain't happy. You can beat the winter blues by picking up a hobby, trying something new, finding a new 3rd pla...