The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the heartbreak that all Toronto Fans felt on Saturday, how Doug Ford is finally putting our tax payer funds towards something useful in paying our youth's tution, and how they're working through No Nut/No Drink November (it's rough, real rough). Carlos tries to plead his defence on not liking ABG's but we all know that's a lie, and...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some recent scary movies they've watched, what they're dressing up as for Halloween, and where they're hoping to end up at night for Halloween (Carlos and Ryan have two very different situations as to where they're hoping). The Jays have the ability to make history on Halloween night and Ryan's excited for the parade while Carlos i...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how the Jays havn't made it to the World Series in 32 years, their feelings after game 7 against Seattle, and their parent's experience during the 92-93 season. Can you tell their excited for the Jays? When you are a multi-million dollar coach for an NBA team, or a prolific NBA player in the league, why on earth are you scamming people in gamb...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: are the comedians that did the Saudi show hypocrites? Whether LeBron should have retired after that bull crap Henny ad, and the New York Yankees being eliminated from the MLB playoffs. They bring up a Halloween story you won't want to miss (it includes dead bodies). Check out the shorts that they watch during the break, they're good ones. No...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the side effects of drugs, how Daniel Ceaser causes traffic, and how hasn't Cut Water not sponsored the show yet. As the economy is hurting, everything is unaffordable, we can't find jobs, I think we need to start taking notes from Sheen and Diggs. Who has the worst situation? Toronto or Hamilton? We're going with Hamilton, prove us wrong....

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the crazy medical advice that the American Government is stating, the greatest songs of all time, and whether we can really separate the art from the artist (especially if the artist is a Fortnite player). Why do you think all of these celebrities do some wild ish when they're on top? Apologies for the missed last week, it was Ryan's fault. Hi...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the assassination of Charlie Kirk (and Ryan's conspiracy theory around it all), Doug Ford's F-You to the youth attempting to find a job, and how Caleb Williams needs to start painting his nails a winning colour. Look, we didn't agree with 99% of the things Kirk said, but no one deserves to be murdered for their beliefs, we wish the best t...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Carlos believes highly in the psychics, the NFL season is back, and corruption in sports (and how we should all ensure we keep watching sports). Send us a t-shirt at least Cutwater, Carlos is already your best customer. Corporate Greed and the lack of empathy has brought back workers into office more and more, at least give me a pinball machine in...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the new Cutwater challenge (Carlos lived it today), Carlos' experience at FanExpo this weekend, and relationships. It's never the right time to say goodbye, so don't let that turn you toxic. These streaming platforms need to be held accountable for actions and people need to stop streaming, end of story. This is the last week of Summer in...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Fan Expo weekend in Toronto (the one place to see absolute sweeties dressed up as anime characters), Carlos's new 222 experience, and how to make Toronto a little less lonely. As Ryan defends shroom dispensaries, Carlos places the most outrageous NFL bet of his life. The main goal of today's episode is to get out there, meet new people, try ne...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos's recent experience attending a 222 event, which kinks Ryan doesn't seem as a problem, and this Return to Office mandate the world is coming back to. NFL season is almost back and they're happy about it, unless you're a Cowboy's fan. One lesson they've learned over the years is don't give your life to these corporati...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how hard it is to be a teen in today's age, posting "cringe" stuff on Facebook, and how Air Canada is the worst airline of all time. How is Brittney on the unsexy list? You're telling me the lady that made the Toxic video is unsexy..crazy. Recap of Caribana via Reed on the Street (straight FOMO while watching), definitely need to go...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the most anticipated weekend's of Toronto every year, how our boy Trudeau is putting it down on Katy Perry, and Ryan's flying out to Cambodia to fight in the war. RIP to Ozzy, RIP to Malcolm, uhh. thanks for the memories Hulk..I guess. Shannon Sharpe, man..why did you have to go and do that. Whether you're flying at VELD, or bubbling at Ca...

Carlos and Ryan celebrate The Blank's 200th episode and discuss that it's never to late to blow (wait what?) up, if Stephen King was a janitor and Robert Downey Jr. wasn't Iron man until later in life, then you can still do it, age ain't nothing but a number...wow. Would you still go to the concert after your friend passes away on the way there? If it's 2pac's last concert,...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the Government has deep pockets and can make you disappear at any moment, how there are no more classic comedy movies in the last 5 years, and how anyone who gets their palm read belongs on some people's kids. If the video is missing a minute, you're telling me Trump didn't send his goons? We are delaying the 200th episode to give you som...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how to beat RICO charges 101 (follow Diddy's playbook), How Charlize Theron needs to expand her dating age range, and whether Jon Jones can be considered the GOAT. It seems we have quite a bit of people ruining their legacy now a days...people, we need to be better. Check us out for episode 199 next week!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the reason as to why they were off for two weeks, their review of the Kendrick & SZA concert, and why B Simone doesn't have a man yet (teaser, she's on some people's kids). You definitely want listen in on the story of Cheeto, we almost lost our 3rd host to a storm and the streets of Toronto. We have a lot to cover over the next few weeks so stay tune...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the biggest beef of 2025 (DJT v. Elon Musk), Ticketmaster scalpers, and how The Dream loved Lil Wayne's girl. P.S. We bring up R Kelly a lot in this episode. Carlos has a new adventure and all he's got on his mind is summer dresses and donating to charity (Not the ones we're all thinking of). We're off next week due to Kendrick/SZA con...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest updates with the Diddy Trial, selling our bath water products (free shipping after $30.00), and knowing when to take time off. I don't know who needs to hear this..Tomi Lee's wife..but if you attempt to cheat, you deserved to get catfished. Going to be a good finals, it's too bad we won't be able to see Knicks fans celebrate...

Carlos and Ryan discuss babyoil, drugs, and male escorts..oh wait, that's the Diddy Trial. It's a sad day when one of your 90's RnB heros falls from height but in this case, he deserved it. Ensure to tune in with each new development of the Diddy trial with your favourite news broadcasting: The Blank with Carlos and Ryan. Canada and the US are joining forces to put up a defence dome ar...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the defunding of Sesame Street, tariffs on Hollywood, and how even in the 1930's Germany, America was still more racist. RIP to Skype, our original podcast software, many memories we had and you are gone too soon. The latest Pope that was named is from one of the murder capitals of America, I guess no one messing with this him now. Welcome to summ...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the recent Canadian Federal Election, when is the last time these fastfood joints put out something good, and how older dudes need to leave these young women alone. We've heard honesty is the best route in relationships, especially if you're a cheater. Who is on your Mount Rushmore for Hip Hop? If it ain't Lupe's head 4 times, then I...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Carlos actually admits defeat- he is on some people's kids today, Unc in 5, and how Ryan almost an over someone with his bike today. Hopefully Kanye gets the help he needs, we all know he needs it. There are two things we love in Toronto during this time of year: 1) Leafs are in the playoffs and 2) Summer dresses. Leafs in 5.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Cambodian New Year, don't play pranks on your police force, and Ryan drops a bombshell about his personal life (he's extremely messed up from the situation, we need to give him therapy...i mean, he's fine.). It's Wrestlemania twice this weekend, one on Saturday, one in Carlos' bedroom (crazy), both on Netflix. How does 4Chan get ha...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (please forgive us for the technical issues) updates on tariffs, can AI and sex dolls be the new form of therapy ..we're all thinking it, it's a valid question, and has capitalism gone too far on our dating apps..I'm sick and tired of spending 49.99 a month tryna see some bunda on Tinder. Check out Alter on YouTube for the best horror shor...