The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the tragic events in Myanmar, how these tariffs are going to make everything expensive, and the moral opinion on the death penalty. Why was Kanye wearing a black KKK suit? It wasn't Halloween. I'm also sure that the KKK would have something to say about it. Shoutout to the content creators on YouTube for short horror films, definitely check it...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the psychotic tendencies of being friendzoned, ensuring that you delete your 23nMe data, and exposing war secrets on the homie's group chat. Is America even real? is Trump just Thanos behind the scenes attempting to ruin it at all? Stephen A Smith, this is a near and dear message to you and you only--LeBron is a freak of nature, the only swinging...

Carlos and Ryan discuss the dismantling of the education system in America, how 15 year olds are becoming gambling addicts, and how Ryan is out here making friends on Kijiji selling computer parts. I understand, Elon is on some weird ish, but there is no need to set fires to these Teslas, even if we enjoy watching his stock go down. Carlos and I are starting an OnlyFans to fund more tech for highe...

Carlos and Ryan are back from Ghana, well Carlos is. Carlos goes over the events and special moments he had in the Motherland, while Ryan weeped waiting for him to get back. Family, 6 hour bus ride and a night under the stars, we're all going to Ghana next year. Mark Carney, not even Prime Minister yet and he's already on some people's kids. Becareful what you say on a those random int...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: taking secrets to the grave, Apple's new DEI hires, and Hooter's downfall (don't blame the youth because we're all about the junk in the trunk now a days). If women can get a procedure done to make themselves feel better, why can't men (Ryan's on his way to LA to get the surgey done). RIP to Gene Hackman, legendary actor during the 90's. There is no epis...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some recent Trump antics, The Superbowl and halftime show, and how fighting in hockey needs to be banned! Unless it's my son, then whoop his ass! Are you buying Canadian? Because you should, it's great, we have great stuff (chill out Ryan). Carlos shares a story and massive life update, the window opens. Know your rights, pursue happiness, and...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the NBA's sketchy but historic trades, grammy winners, and boycotting America. For all of those "red pill" believers, you are used goods. Ryan's officially protesting American products for the next 4 years while Carlos is gladly giving his dollars for the wall. Do you remember how what life was like at 16? Because we don't. Enjo...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Trump's craziness with these tariffs he's putting on Canada and Mexico, why isn't their more speed dating events in Toronto (potential Blank Speed dating event coming soon), and how these athletes think they can do whatever they want to massage therapist (y'all crazy). Condolences to everyone who lost their lives in the recent Washingt...

TRUMP 2024 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode that the up and coming Monday: Trump returns to office, the end of Tik Tok in the USA (hit to our social media marketing), and that if you don't believe 90 Day Fiance is the best damn television that human beings ever created, you're lying. Please note, we do not agree with any opinions of content of the commercial break (it's definitely N...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the crazyiness that is the 2nd week of the new year, Joy Taylor knockin da boots to get to the top, and our boy for the last 10 years stepping down (who know this year would be this wild). RIP to the people that lost their lives in LA and best wishes to the ones who lost their homes, we wish you the best from The Blank. JT its been a blast, appreiciate th...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in the first episode of 2025, some tragedies, some good, and how women from Vancouver got big booty (Carlos is currently packing his bags as we speak). As Carlos gives some of the best advice to our youth, Ryan's looking for cheap liquor. Florida does not dissapoint with the greatest arrests during their reaction segment (recommended for our video watchers). Where would you...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in their last episode before 2025, the up's and downs, the good times, the bad, and how all of this crap about HOVA is just nonsense and absoloutely false (Carlos' words, not Ryan's). We all need to be more financially smart and stable with our money this year so that means no more trips to the strippers for their Monday Wing Deal. When a cop says you have the right to rema...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's Christmas Episode: Drinking lean at the Raptors games, The Heisman trophy winner, and Carlos's triple x-rated Christmas Fantasy (it does not involve Mariah). For all the kids in Florida, don't step up to a cop. What was your favourite, GOATED gift you've ever received as a kid? Let us know in the comments. Don't mind Ryan this episode, he's feeling under the weat...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Luigi's plumbing days are over, the current allegations against Mr. Big Pimpin, and how the Blue Eyes White Dragon could saved a man's marriage. Looks like 4:44 may have been Jay's last album so definitely go take a listen. America, you need to do a better job with insurance. Don't ever forget your self, love is not always worth the loss of your character...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos' emergence of Toronto's newest and greatest, all the while shakin that ass DJ (Ryan's word, not mine except for the ass part, that was mine), The Blank's holiday plans, and health insurance CEO's protecting their neck as late. Andrea from Forbes, welcome to the Some People's Kids Club, Nicki at 8?! Did you not listen to Illmatic? The Eminem Show? W...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the American Thanksgiving version of Some People's Kids: The Chicago Bears, the Karen of the rap industry we call Drake, and the daydreaming thoughts of winning the lottery. Drake, why you gotta do that? You think Ja Rule did the same when 50 took him down? Jay when Nas made Ether? Take the L and move on. What would you do with 80 million dollars? Ryan de...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode ways to handle stress, how Tyson would have ate Jake's children in his prime, and if you're waiting to buy a PS5 Pro, wait until Dec 14. While Trudeau is out here buying votes with this no GST/HST event, Carlos is arming up for Boxing Day shopping because it's going to be a blood bath, cue in the American Black Friday videos at Walmart where two people ar...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's brother's beautiful wedding on the water, cringe movies of the early 2000s (watch for the break for their reaction video), and the mass immigration of snow bunnies that came with the Taylor Swift concerts. You're telling me you never wanted to defend your girlfriend's honour by getting into a dance battle with your enemies? We all strive for someth...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the elephant in the oval office, weddings, and no-nut November. Get ready everyone, the next four years will filled with entertainment, tears, drugs, and laughter (outside of the US that is). Ryan was extremely upset and heartbroken from the result while Carlos shouting from the rooftops baby: TRUMP 2024! Brace yourselves for the soap opera/MTV/e-network/...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the removal of Halloween activities in schools, it's cuffin' season so you better get ready, and when inclusiveness goes wrong (I aint tryna see the Menendez brothers wind pon a ting each other). Sponser us Kripsy Kream, our fill it in slogan matches perfect. And please, please, please Lefties, know your flags or at least know to Google a flag first befor...

Carlos and Ryan struggle through today's episode speaking about missing routine (hence the Wednesday episode), instragram comments (some of y'all need help), and the two major holidays in October (Halloween and Thanksgiving). Cold weather, no kids trick or treating, and cuffin' season: all of the signs for a depressing few weeks mang..shoutout to Terrence Howard mang. We'll be back next Thursday o...

Carlos and Ryan are back from a 2 week vacation and ready to give you what you've been waiting for...Wait what? Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the elephant in the room (no one needs that much baby oil), living beyond your means (Tesla Turo), and going through the Netflix-too-much-to-choose disorder. While Ryan was out and about, Carlos has been fighting his demons the past two weeks, t...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode what to do when you need to take a number 2 and you're getting chased by the cops, we finally realize why women choose the bear, and how you need to ensure your Instagram Live doesn't bait your scene. Ryan goes on a presidential debate rant, while Carlos is still voting Trump (says he's not, but we know..) Ensure you're ready for some...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, their new found yearly journey to Electric Island, alcohol being available at your nearest 7/11, and FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL!. The boys also watch the greatest music video of all time, shoutout to Ukraine and A$AP. Whether you're wearing a Britney shirt, melting from acid, or dressed as a KKK Spiderman, you'll never forget your time at E...