The Blank with Carlos & Ryan

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding politics, social media, and pop culture. These two are going to need all the hints they can get to solve the world's problems.

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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan

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Jul 3, 2026

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Episodes

Dear Summer, It's been a time. 30.08.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode an overview of their summer (trips, events, content), Ryan's CNE experience, and how Whitney overpaid for Bobby. Wisconsin, we need to do better, how do you have the same lady in the same viral body cam video within 1 year? To Summer from The Blank, it's been a time, we hope you had fun, but bring on Cuffin' Season, we'll see you next...

Our Final Episode...potentially. 23.08.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Toronto's bar scene (filled with bad service and afro beats), Instagram for cats and their insane owners, and whether Gen Z is going to even remember the idols like R Kelly (me, personally I don't see nothing wrong). What is up with this new balloon dating show stuff on YouTube? It really "inflates" the bad parts of society. How did...

PSA: Don't give your money to Disney...really, dont. 16.08.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the World's Most Evil Corporation: Disney, PSA don't subscribe to Disney Plus, you'll be signing your life away. If you're looking for a tax advice, crazy kinks, and a wild story, check out Reddit. Bobby, you did Sam wrong..RIP Sam Cooke, although Sam isn't all that great either...another example of RnB artists doing wrong. Welcomi...

American Los featuring The Golden Gate Bridge. 09.08.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their recent trip to the Bay Area, California. The trip was filled with mixed drinks, Jersey Mike's and a wedding celebration. While Carlos was turning into American Carlos aka Trump Forever Carlos, they explore the city and found themselves in some beautiful but questionable events. From old China Town to Santana Way, the boys thank the State for...

Beyond Scared Straight: Going back to Cali. 25.07.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Kamala v. Trump in the greatest reality competition show of all time (The US Election), The LCBO Strike has ended, and the up and coming trip to California. Stay out of prison and criminal activities children, our commercial is better than DARE, MADD, and Just Say No combined, arguably the greatest Anti-Crime Ad of all time. Justice for Sonya, Rest I...

Worst National Anthem & An Assassination Attempt: What a week for America. 19.07.2024

**Disclaimer** Dont mind the lighting issues we had in the beginning. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Home Run Derby's anthem incident, Trump's ear being shot, and Carlos almost being run over by a car on his way here (no one knows how to drive anymore). While Ryan's found the cyclist life, Carlos being a walking HR meeting, the boys are coming down their Bosta Rica...

Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 2. 12.07.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss the ups and downs of the Costa Rica trip, how amazing the food and drinks but expensive everything was, and stay out of your local dollar tree (unless you're looking for trauma and questionable t-shirts. From the catamaran storm, to ATVing through the hoods of the city, ending it off with hot springs heated by an active volcano, Costa Rica really has it all. Thank you a...

Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 1. 05.07.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss part one of the two part Costa Rica series, some stories and adventures of their travels not including WestJet (you bums). After being stranded for 3 extra days, the boys explain their embrace to the Pura Vida (pure life) style in Costa Rica. From relaxing in a hot springs heated by a volcano to sweatin on a party bus heated by Hotlanta females, they had it all. Stay bosted...

Pre-Costa Rica Episode: Toxic Carlos Back in the Flesh. 21.06.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the 2024 NBA Champs (We're not huge fans, but congrats), Justin Timberlake's worst day, and dining and dashing on a pair of OnlyFans women (Fly Eagles Fly!) Look out for some Costa Rican content next week on our Instagram. DeRozen, we're heartbroken here..we thought you was like us..

It's cool getting old: Introspective thoughts and a Sportscar. 14.06.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, birthdays, never judging a book by it's cover, and the divorce nobody cares about but Ryan. Dr. Umar may be dissapointed but Carlos is trying to provide to The Truth to any race, any type, thick or small. After 32 years of experience the boys have learned some valuable lessons, love as much as you can, enjoy the time you have, and date whatever r...

The Existential Crisis: The Boys Be Going Through It. 07.06.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode what is life and why we do what we do (they're both going through the quarter-life crisis), why no one owes an apology to Corey Harris, and why you should always double-check the pictures you send to your insurance adjusters. Latest The Blank news, the boys are heading to Costa Rica at the end of the month, so look forward to more travel content....

The Downfall of Man: It's Latin Women, that is the downfall of man..I said it, so what (Carlos). 31.05.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some of the tragic downfalls of some men in the public eye: Trump being found guilty on all 34 counts, Ryan's un-healthy obsession with alcohol and getting his haircut (leading to the babyface), and Diddy's potential B.I.G.G.E.S.T. loss that we'll never know. Hablas Espanol is definitely one of them (especially if she look that good) Si Se...

PSA Don't Hurt em' Hammer! The Blank Turns 150! 24.05.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: how cut throat the insurance game is, don't fall for Crypto Ponzi Schemes (especially from a 25 year old kid), and finding out who David Copperfield really is and reveals his worst trick yet. What is your take? Man v. Bear? Who do you go to dinner with? Don't mix the fake ones with the real ones. Thank you all for being here for 150, cheers t...

Carlos McAfee: Certified WNBA Groupie. 24.05.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Asians and violence don't go together (according to Ryan), Toronto's new WNBA team (we're exicted to be certified groupies), and Apple's garbage fire of a list of top 100 albums all time (How is Sisqo, Lupe Fiasco, and Whitney Houston left off, all Ryan's opinion). New views from the couch, check out us on YouTube for vision. S...

2 Guys 1 Couch: a New Era 10.05.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode an update to the K.Dot V. BBLDrizzy battle, record breaking 64 people into Some People's Kids, and Ye's College Graduation triple X Rated version (we all know we're watching it). Has the beef gone too far? too far? Just too much in overall? These are the questions they address. They also have a new set up so ensure that you watch the YouTu...

30 Minute Extravaganza: Kendrick's 4 page Letter. 03.05.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's shorter episode, the absolute masterclass diss track released against our hometown love (Drizzy Drake), The NHL Playoffs, and Kendrick's yet again absolute masterclass diss track (so good we have to mention it twice). This is a new moment in Hip Hop and Carlos and Ryan are here for it..Lupe still taking everyone's marbles though. Catch us at New Ho Ki...

Tik Tok: We Hardly Knew Ye, Good Riddance! 26.04.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode first date vlogs (why?! just why?!), Biden signing to ban Tik Tok in the States, and how food banks in Canada should be left for people that need food banks (welcome to some people's kids you little s***). As usual Ryan goes on his rant against social media and turns it into a RnB video at the end while Carlos's new memior on shelves and your...

Practice Safe Fresh: NDA All Day. 19.04.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the capture of the gold heist theives, alpha males not practicing what they preach, and Google employees getting fired for "protesting" in the office. Carlos forgot to get himself an NDA, so he's in a bit of trouble while Ryan is still wearing that ugly Colts poncho. It's only an amount of time before they get de-monitized from YouT...

If the Glove don't fit, it must of slipped: Happy Cambodian New Year! 12.04.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the breaking news of OJ Simpson's passing, J Cole's apology (we're disappointed in the Ville), and how we both missed the Eclipse. Another reason to celebrate this weekend, it's Cambodian New Year (Ryan please put your shirt back on). Check out the new Netflix Special about Jennfer Pan, she put York Region on the map, not in a good way...

What is Sisqo's head doing on Mount Rushmore? 05.04.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the lack of third spaces in Toronto (Shoutout to Oasis Lounge), Wrestlemania weekend, and both of their Mount Rushmore's of R&B (shoutout to Trapped In The Closet). Let us know who your Mount Rushmore would be Male/Female artists apply. And remember folks, don't drive in Brampton. They've made our Some People's Kids list too many...

DiddyDoIt? : Please don't come after us 50 Cent. 29.03.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss the latest big 3 beef in hip hop, adding a Terrorist organization to Some People's Kids, and a lot of side quest stuff in the 2nd half. One good thing we have out of this Diddy news is the memes, I don't think I can ever look at Meek Mill again. We got a Rain Tax and our president spending large amounts of money on vacations with our taxes, our country is doomed. Wh...

Quadruple B: Bring Back Beat-Boxing Featuring Rant City. 22.03.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode AI generated fake news, the death of beat-boxing, and how Extremist Veganism is the world's largest threat to society. There is a new term being promoted out there called the "Stay at Home Girl-Friend", this episode you'll get to hear Carlos's EXACT thoughts on this new trend. Shoutout to you Babatunde! Doing the Lords work. Look...

The Oscar goes to...America for banning Tik Tok. 15.03.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode inclusive legal language (you're telling me I can't use the word Blackout to describe what happened to me on my nightout last weekend?), America's choice to ban Tik Tok if they do not sell, and to the lady that messed with the piano playing busker, what the hell did you expect? You may see some changes in the background for our next episod...

New Place Who Dis? 08.03.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some exciting changes (to our video watchers), what are the weirdest pets Carlos and Ryan would own? Vince, Diddy, Michael Jackson, if we setting a standard, please be consistent. Who's paying an extra 2% on their dinner bill for climate change? It aint us. How do you end up the Headless Horseman, when you don't go no enemies? Notice to all DJ...

Heavy Hitters featuring The Leap Year Babies. 01.03.2024

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the first ever removal of a Hall of Famer "Some People's Kids Inductee", the absolute mental allegations against Diddy (Please Usher noooooo!!), and some real heavy stuff that's been going on lately. They also celebrate Carlos's 8th Birthday (Tevin Campbell style). Happy Birthday Carlos! The Blank wouldn't be the same without...

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