The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos wants all the smoke with Fresh & Fit apparently, we want to be clear, Carlos has been drinking and has not eaten all day. Please do not reach out to us, seriously... we is broke. The boys discuss how AI is advancing (soon Chat GPT will be able to give you relationship advice), Ryan's natural adventure in Mount Tremblant, and the abusive lifestyle of families documenting their lives...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode The Superbowl results (Prince's Halftime Show was better), tragic ending to a streamer's life, and Apple's new headset (the future is here). Would you pay to freeze your body to see the future? Carlos sure wouldnt. Gronk, how are you an NFL Hall of Famer, and can't kick a 25 yard fieldgoal? Where is my bonus? To all of the Toronto Poli...

Carlos and Ryan discuss (for journalistic purposes) Drake's recent leak, and we ain't talking a mixtape. How humans enjoy recycled material, we need to get together society, Activision keeps winning. If you are a Kansas City Chiefs fan, I hope you lose your first sports bet of the game. Enjoy the Superbowl everyone, Happy Valentine's Day, and we're boycotting Drake for at least 6 m...

CARLOS AND RYAN SOLVE THE PUZZLES THAT IS BRAMPTON, OR AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO. HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? NO ONE CAN FIGURE THAT TOWN OUT. WHAT MOVIE IS SO IMPACTFUL THAT YOU START SHOOTING UP A CINEPLEX? LAST TIME I WAS THIS VIOLENT AT A MOVIE THEATRE WAS WHEN WE WENT TO GO SEE UP (YES CAUSE OF THAT SCENE). THE BOYS ALSO DISCUSS EUTHANASIA, TAYLOR BOWL ON FEB. 11 (SIGH*) AND OFFER ADVICE TO THE SINGLES OF...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the absoulte digusting ish that Vincent McMhahon (allegendly..) did with employee of the WWF (pays your bills folks), how the green never makes anyone normal want to stab somebody, and the best of all time festival coming to Las Vegas this May (hopefully we'll see you there). Tell me where you can see Confessions by Usher, Promise by Cierra, and I...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos and his new extra-curricular activities (of the THC variety), The 2019 Raptors roster is that much far away, and the one person you would want saving after flipping your Jeep (give me your hand brother!). Lots of sports talk this episode, just due to the time of year. We're banking on either U Don't Have to Call or Nice and Slow' to...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode Carlos coming out hot for 2024 (embracing his inner Kat Williams), 10 foot Aliens in Miami (supposedly, allegedly..), and the end of the band wagon we call the New England Patriots. Carlos and Ryan also got to party with celebrities this past week and CBC fit the bill (thanks for the free wine CBC). Everyone go check out One More Time on CBC Gem. It’s fre...

We want to you wish you a wonderful 2024! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the craziness that came along with the New Year. Prayers to Japan, Shame to Epstein's List, and someone needs to fact check Kat Williams after that interview. Not even a week in and we already have a months worth of dramatics, that's how we know 2024 is going to be a crazy, dramatic filled, wild year a...

Carlos and Ryan discuss their experience with 2023, all of the good times, the bad times, and craziness. Who knew shooting stars would bring Carlos out of his camping shell. Ryan’s rant about bad technology is the first and last (we’re sorry you had to endure that). Who knew Diddy would come out of 2023 with a bang. Carlos and Ryan are looking forward to 2024 and all that comes with it, the good,...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the gift that keeps on giving, NBA players and their choice in women. They also discuss their recent spa experience, music choices in bars we go to (don’t ever walk into a All Stars again), and the most under-rated Christmas movie and song of all time. Simply, having, a wonderful Christmas time, thanks Paul McCartney, we hope that Michael makes millions o...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode their recently holiday parties (craziness all around, don’t go into a bathroom with a random stranger), the amount of money that Toronto is spending to change the name of Yonge and Dundas Square (quite unnecessary, if you ask us), and Carlos’s boss leaving him out to dry for the final day. Tip 1 for maintain a strong relationship with your homies: don’t b...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the change in Christmas music (Mariah we love you and all, but this needs to stop), Carlos’ inspirational and motivating boss says “About last week..miss me with all that”, and stories about almost burning down a Wendys (yes this actually happened). Congrats Taylor on winning Time: Person of the Year,  and congrats to Rubi Rose on meeting your biggest sup...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode how airfryers are taking got dang world.. But hey if they can cook some good chicken in 30 minutes, who are we to complain. We’re also not swearing for the foreseeable future (at least we’re trying not to). Ryan also gives his best apology for missing last week’s episode, don’t trust him though, it’s gonna happen again. One Pro Tip for Life: Find good man...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the death of originality, not only in games but everything now a days. Call of Duty, Disney, & Hip Hop, all remakes of another base. We need to do better with being original. According to the Toronto Star, Toronto was named the loneliest city in all of Canada. So if you want to be alone, make no friends, and reserve a table for one, move to Toronto. S...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's recent trip to Ottawa, The Death of Omegle, and people in great positions throwing their lives away (really grinds Carlos's gears!). No longer can creeps/weridos/odd people bothering regular people looking to connect. We're all just trying to live while we have Trudeau battling us to Mortal Kombat and test our might with these crazy...

Submitted to the approval of the Midnight Society: Carlos and Ryan tell the horror stories of ghouls and goblins of Florida, sports gambling, and progressive witchcraft (Ryan identifies as a Witch, just roll with it). They’re on their third Halloween episode and the Eglinton LRT still isn’t completed (Carlos expresses his frustration by custom). Happy Halloween everyone, even to that gross a** dud...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode: Ryan’s week in Atlanta and how he didn’t get chicken wings from the best strip club America, Carlos’s week discovering the city, and how Jada Pinkett is not as Worthy as she thinks she is. Shake Shack is better than any fast food in Canada (take that up with Ryan, please send all of your angry letters to him). Carlos has found a new hobby, scaring off ch...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode their go-to karaoke songs, things to spend your good hard earned money on, and how potentially the Government is going to shut us down mannnn (in a hippie voice). Congrats to the first Aboriginal Premier in Canada winning over the Manitoba Government, shoutout to Wab Kinew. We also have the first new black house speaker in the House of Commons as well..ty...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's triumphant return to the Land of the North, he will recap his experience with alcoholism, food, love, and sight seeing. He'll also talk about his trip in Italy (Ryan does a lot of drugs, but you didn't hear it from me). Check out Instagram for pictures of the trip. Trudeau gets another honorable mention in Some People's Kids wit...

**Disclaimer** We ran into some technical issues with the 2nd half of the recording. If you are into two handsome men that who’s voices have been upgraded to sound sensual and luscious, then enjoy the 2nd half.  Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode Carlos’s new adventure in pitch darkness in a float therapy tank. All was good until it wasn’t, but at least Carlos realized he doesn’t know how...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the earthly tragedies that are going on around the world as of late. Best wishes to NWT, BC, Maui & Florida. The end of Summer is upon us and while Ryan is traumatically yelling his personal issues before the drop at Electric Island. Carlos will be free floating in a therapy tank and possibly getting kicked out for having a guest in his tank (Carlos:...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode what pushes road ragaholics away is a good tune and a positive attitude. Carlos is an employee of the month for any company he works even when his managers disagree (Sorry Stephanie)..Remember kids, becoming a viral sensation is not all it’s cracked out to be. You’re really telling me Markham? Markham out of all cities? The nicest city in Canada? I’m from...

  Carlos and Ryan Explore dating on the interwebs in this new day and age. The great debate of online dating vs meeting people in person. They also mention some book called The Secret and it's positive imagery. I checked and this book did not have any research done on dating a Scarborough mandem, so all Scarborough females please date out of town! Carlos gives an in depth review on his camping...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the WWF Event that took place in Alabama, you might call it inappropriate behaviour, I call it one for the history books. Ryan needs to be put on game, he doesn’t even know who Lil’ Tay is, RIP Lil’ Tay. I think? Might swim to my next rumble. Canadian Born Tory Lanez is doing 10 years to life, just kidding about the life, but we should never joke about li...

Carlos and Ryan discuss our Prime Minister's separation, confusion with humans becoming dogs (we have so many questions, VELD & Caribana Weekend in the city (Carlos should go to VELD right?). Lizzo does from freaky ish with bananas to her dancers (allegedly). Enjoy the long weekend everyone and if you're reading this description, unsubscribe.