The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the biggest news that the American Government has ever released: Aliens exist and they've found non-human bodies, can you believe that sh**? They knew all along.. How is Mbappe turning down 700 million dollars in a year? That dude is crazy. They also release the history behind the bikini and how thats da bomb! According to Disney, Snow White was n...

Carlos and Ryan serenade in today's episode. They speak about all of the best R&B tracks, artists, and love making music that they know. From groups to solo acts, the boys break down what makes R&B great: Heartbreak, dancing in the rain, and panty droppin'. Ryan brings up a really sexist debate about R&B groups, so please bare with us. This episode is dedicated to the memory of...

**Disclaimer, Carlos is a bit quiet in this episode due to some technical issues** Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Dave Chappelle for being the solely and main reason why there is violence against the trans-community (so dumb), The Supreme Court ruling in favour of businesses rejecting clients based off of their sexual orientation, and why the hell is everything so damn expensive, t...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (in person) Meta's new social media platform: Threads and whether we're making an account (we're not), The Minimalist Lifestyle and how we can reflect on our lives, and the story of Carlos's terrible babysitter Alice forcing him into Bible Camp..if you're listening Alice, Carlos 2023 still be sinning. How fast have you seen someone...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the greatest Canadian Historic Moments in their lifetimes. We're bringing back the Canadian Heritage Moment commercials from the 90's everybody. Shoutout to Madonna, you're a Walking Living Legend! And we wish everyone a safe, not wild at all Canada Day celebration. Stay away from Woodbine Beach though... seriously. Shorter episode this we...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the submarine in the room. As billionaires you think that they would pay enough to get a working submarine. The son that copes with going to a Blink 182 concert, they're top 5 easily Some People's Kids of all time. We wish nothing for the best for the people onboard, but curiosity killed the cat hard on this one. WHERE ARE YOU!!! and I'm s...

Carlos, Ryan, and special guest: Monique, speak about the 2nd forecast of Carlos Summer 2023. Vote Gong, or we mean, .. we are not influenced by the Chinese Government to say that..but vote Gong. Listen in for a few crazy Florida stories, it's Florida so you know they're good. Would you fake your death to prove a point? If so, you're probably a narcissist, all my homies hate narcissist...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode a new segment: Carlos Summer 2023 Forecast, all of the storms, sunshine, and terrible dates. We all thought Carlos wanted the smoke but not like this, prayers to the people working on getting these forest fires under control, although we all know it's a Government Conspiracy.. and aliens. Diablo 4, game of the year, check it out gamers! Shout out...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, why aren't there anymore woman rnb groups anymore? When is the next TLC? The next Destiny's child? 2pac finally getting his Hollywood Walk of Fame Star. Also what's wrong with kids these days? Fireworks on the goddamn bus, you kids need to do better. Men, you need to start taking notes, put a cute pet in your online dating profile pics, i...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the term jumping the shark, you gotta know when to hold em, know when know when to fold em, know when to walk away but don't know when to shut up. RIP to Tina the Queen of Rock & Roll, Ike you bum. Nothing new from Brampton, just another insurance scam and British Columbia's high schools are giving out safe snorters for teenagers to do cok...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode one of the most important rules in life, take accountability for your actions. You can't blame the world for your personal problems (Carlos spitting facts). The curse of the Leafs is now the 2nd round, lengthening surgery (there is hope for us short kings), and don't eat the watermelon (more details in the episode). Robert Clarke for Mayor of...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest Giveaway/Contest they're holding for a t-shirt, Check out the Instagram Post for this week and last week for details!! What did Tank, Usher, and Ginuwine have in common? Not only their great music, but they probably bump n' grinded with some groupies (Usher for sure, he made confessions..) on tour, meaning all R&B artists cheat....

May the 4th be with you! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Leafs finally breaking the 20 year curse of losing. They imagine the madness of what Toronto will become if the Leafs win the Cup. BC being extremely progressive with the heron, practically giving it away for free. Who's moving to Vancouver, please put your hands up. Carlos tells the childhood story of him running away...

Carlos and Ryan drink champagne and discuss in their 100th special, a reflection on their favourite moments of the podcast so far, what they're expecting for the next 100, and The OnlyFans Speed Dating: Everyone Deserves Love event. Even if you do some unspeakable ish for your job, you still deserve love. Check out the episode the hear how to enter the 100th Episode Giveaway for your chance to...

Carlos and Ryan (finally together again) discuss in today's special episode: the return of Carlos from Ghana. Carlos gives us by the fire, his tails, tribulations, and wild stories of the motherland. From broken AirBnB keys to the unexpected Burger King, he survived Ghana's worst and experienced the beautiful country's best. We missed him here on The Blank. Please stay away from the 6...

We're finally at the end of Ryan's Confession Tapes, finally. Those went on for too long. Ryan discusses in today's episode just a few things happening in the news as well as something called "Claimbodia." no idea...But Carlos is back next week from Ghana and there will be a special story telling episode. Did he find God? We sure hope so.. Cheers everyone.

Ryan in today's episode (special appearance from Carlos from afar) gives an update as to where Carlos been at for the last week. I know you listeners are probably already tired of Ryan's confessing his love for Lupe Fiasco (Carlos told him not to do this while he was gone). Ryan talks about some tragedies that happened in Toronto and Nashville recently that need to be addressed and spoken...

Ryan in today's episode just gives appreciation to all of the listeners of the Podcast in his confessions tape. Nothing like Usher's confessions tapes though. Just a quick update on merch and potential drop shipping, stay tuned for that. Carlos is on a flight to Ghana as we speak and will update us with all of the experiences, memories, and crazy stories that Ghana has to offer an someone...

Carlos and Ryan celebrate St. Patrick's Day in today's episode. Knowing Ryan, there should be a lot of beer over the next 24 hours. Carlos's adventure/journey/finding yourself plan/God retreat/Slambulance in Ghana, so he won't be available over the new few weeks. We wish him well on his journey, well Ryan doesn't because his suggestions not exactly safety first, if y'all get what I mean. Ryan told...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, Mona the Vampire and some of their 90's-00's childhood crushes (we love you Jessica Alba). Proud Family still has the best theme/intro song ever made. Happy Anniversary Rudy Gobert, it's been 3 years of hell on earth, thanks to you! These spy balloons and labs be creating too much shit. Carlos and Ryan are also joining the Anti-Work movement, but they st...

Carlos and Ryan discuss someone's birthday (or not, I forget how it works), the Ja Morant and the gangsta life he chose, and free trauma money for Black People.  Now then, how does one sign up for this covid money? I got bills!!! And if I don't get this money, someone's getting these ja hands plus the glizzy. #FREEJAMORANTHEAINTDOSH*T

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the next 20 year plan for Mr. Ignition Pt. 2., Canada v. Your Information, if we can still vote against it, please let us know. Mercedes Benz is working with the Air Balloon people to create a selfie-cam inside a car, so you can Tik Tok Dance, while you sit in traffic. And some more  ridiculous ish that's going on in the world. But hey!, it's The Bl...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode all of the craziness that happens after Valentine's Day. Plans or no plans, John Tory broke social distancing rules by getting a vaccine of the ground and pound variety. UFOs are hovering over the country watching while the Eagles lose the Super Bowl. Lastly and most importantly Carlos and Ryan have now started their own legal firm. All Inquiries for thos...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode which house they belong to in Hogwarts and the controversy behind the latest Harry Potter game.  Rest in Peace to everyone who lose their lives and family in Syria/Turkey, we wish nothing but the best for the ones affected. LeBron making history and the wildest trade deadline in the NBA we've seen in years. Who you got for the Super Bowl? I just know...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Vaughan Mills Nascar heist, who's stealing from Vaughan Mills? Do you think they stole fromLego? Crocs? Donald Trump's 2024 run, we're waiting for the most exciting television known to man. You're telling me that we can bring back the Wooly Mammoth with some DNA? Shoutout to the Dodo Birds, they aint do s***, bring back the Dodo Birds! Best wishes to...