The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode an extremely important concept that all listeners need to know, PlayStation is better than Xbox. They also speak about current unstable environment with reckless situations happening on a day to day basis, what Toronto calls the TTC. Really Toronto, be safe out there. This Saturday, check out the Royal Rumble, because Los will be jumping from the top rope...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (after messing up the first take) the Toronto dating experience. Some question that they attempt to answer are: How to flirt? What to wear? How to smell? All answers everyone from the scene can take notes from. They also role play on their first two dates together.  Let them know in the comments what they could have done better. Ryan thinks he Dr. Lo...

Carlos and Ryan do their best impression of Barry White all episode longggg....(the Matrix decided to screw with our programing) ah yeahhhhh. Sexy voices aside, we discuss Elon being the first to lose 200 billion, the Tuesday night Golden Globes, and the biggest threat to the City of Toronto, BTS and Taylor Swift fans. Ticketmaster this is all your fault. Remember life is too short to not enjoy yo...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Sajid's new baby and Sajid's new whip. Rolling Stones magazine, they're truly disappointed, we all know Celine is Top 5.  They also speak about what music not to play in bed, otherwise you'll end up front page of the TIFU Reddit thread. What would you do is your first date's parents showed up to your date? But makes the best fried rice of all time? S...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their memories, experiences, and reflections of the wonderful year. All of the resolutions they failed, the goals they completed, and progression of 2022 as people. Carlos brought the energy and the hats and Ryan brought the mustache. They wish all of their fans/listeners/people who play it in the background a very special and warm thank you for a wonderf...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in their 2022 Christmas Special: the real meaning of Christmas (well their opinionated meanings),  Kwanza was originally created in the US, and Let It Snow by Boyz II Men (the GOAT Christmas song).  Carlos also mentions the best gift he has ever received during Christmas (PG-13 Content, well it was supposed to be). They both wish all of their listeners a wonderful...

Carlos and Ryan's discuss during their 27 minute Ice Storm Special, they speak on a number of topics. France v. Argentina in the World Cup Final, Donald Trump trading cards, and Tory v. The Stallion court case (it's going to be a doozy). Due to the ice storm and bad weather the episode is remote. Tune in next week for their Christmas 2022 episode! Vote Yes on banning Tik Tok. 

Carlos and Ryan have World Cup fever! But due to the trade of the century, leads to madness, chaos, tears, and anarchy. Let's hope the Merchant of Death decides to retire. From Bidets to Penalty Kicks, they discuss a wide range of topics (you know they had to include Kanye) and since we're close to the holiday season, Albertians? give yourself the gift leaving your province. Happy Holidays!

Ryan and Carlos are big, big, big wieners that like to pour ketchup on each other and dance around the living room. In this week's episode, they're talking about forced masculinity and how empowerment can set you free. (Written by Alesha, but we both agree)

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their up and coming trip to Montreal (please check out their IG for more Bl_nk content over the weekend) and how they have the best poutines in the business. For all the soccer fans, don't mention Ghana's slip to Carlos, it's just too heartbreaking to mention. For all of the Brampton residents, send your concerns via mail & email to these bum MPs tryi...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: TRUMP 2024 baby! He's back and running, CNN and Fox news are going to make for some great content for the world. Shoutout to La Shish and Google Pixel, we're looking for sponsors, we're desperate.. Toronto has gotten their first snow fall of the season, prepare the Mariah Christmas song on repeat. Another week until The Blank takes over Montreal, we'll s...

Carlos and Ryan add to their long list of Some People's Kids: Mark Zuckerberg, Tinder Ladies taking pictures of themselves behind the Holocaust Memorial, and all Twitter Users. You all deserve it. It's the beginning of the two C's season: Cuffin' and Call of Duty. Also look out for Carlos and Ryan's future content in the beautiful MTL, their last trip of the year! and Carlos has an emotional break...

Carlos and Ryan discuss (on a Saturday) why showing your private area to your therapist is never a good reply to "How are you feeling today?" Talking about you Josh Primo. An extra loaded edition of Some People's Kids, because you celebrities don't learn. Ryan also goes ham on the latest Twitter news and he's gunning for you Elon. Join them in a special edition Saturday episode, thanks to Ryan ..t...

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Elon's new purchase: Twitter, Ye's recent outbursts towards a specific group of people, and whether Ted Bundy is hot or not. I think this is definitely the one that gets them cancelled. Don't forget to like and subscribe before they do, get cancelled. Terrible costumes, Are You Afraid of The Dark?, and Ouija boards. Also peep the new audio equipment, Happ...

Carlos and Ryan discuss their recent trip to Cuba, the wedding, and all of the crazy, wild, eventful stuff that came with it. We learned that Ryan can't hold back his tears, Carlos can't smoke a cigar, and that Ukrainian weddings are hype. Shoutout to the newly weds!! Thank you Cuba for being a beautiful host and shoutout to the dude selling drugs and lobsters, we respect the hustle. Stay away fro...

Carlos and Ryan discuss their upcoming trip to Cuba, faulty locks on washrooms and why Florida is a nightmare of a State. Like WTF America! No new episode next week but please check the clips channel and our instagram.

Carlos and Ryan discuss the new and widely talked about Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix show and what category it should be under. Answer: Who gives a sh**. NASA saving humanity at 22,000 KM/Hour. Carlos and Ryan also do their best LARPing impression, Ryan the Process Server and Carlos the Power Ranger, take on Cuba, the Justice System, and sensitive Netflix subscribers. 

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ime Udoka's biggest mistake. Nia Long, if you looking for someone to talk to, hit Carlos up. Also stop giving a crap about celebrity's personal lives, go out and smell the roses and read a book. Y'all are way too bored, picking fights and all that. Speaking of which, Paige's boyfriend, see me b**ch (Carlos says this). Shout out to the revolution.

Carlos and Ryan discuss, from afar, some current tragedies that occurred in their own back yard, give a few shoutouts to some local gems, and seeing nothing wrong living for Jesus Christ (Johnny Mo's words not ours, although no judgement for anyone who does). Feel better Los and shoutout to Adios for throwing a dope party and JABS for providing the burgers! 

Carlos and Ryan discuss the end of their Las Vegas trip, closing off that God-Forsaken City for good. Vegas aside, they also discuss the breaking news about the QE2 news and the breast augmentation crisis of UK & France in 2011. They wish the best for all 30,000 of the ladies affected. FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Carlos and Ryan discuss their recent Las Vegas trip, capturing Sin City from a personal and highly graphic, almost distributing, damn near death defying experience. Usually what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but not here folks. They expose the trashy, the classy, and the all you can eat buffet and no that is not the name of the strip club, more on that in this week's episode. Glad to be alive....

Carlos and Ryan have entered the world of ALL AGES podcasting, making everyone, young and old, fans of our show. Although the content is 18+. Tomorrow we fly to Vegas, the day after, we try to stay alive. Wait and see our posts and pictures from Carlos's bucket list and the City of Sin, Money, and bodies found in a lake. Vegas baby, there is nothing else like it. 

Carlos and Ryan discuss the week before the Las Vegas trip and all the shenanigans that they plan on getting themselves into. Will they survive the lights of Sin City.. Also introducing our first new segment of the podcast: Some Peoples' Kids., Manti Te'o, what are you doing bro, you need to be asking questions before some ish like that hits the fan, we had video chat in 2012, get it together!

Carlos and Ryan take it back to Zoom this week cause of them has covid (my money is on Ryan). They also discuss the nursing crisis in Canada, the nurse who caused a crisis and why Ontario is home to shitty festivals. Kultureland and Kingston festival get your shit together! Also people going, get the got damn vaccine!

Carlos, and Carlos alone, made a dumb ass challenge to arguably the greatest female MMA fighter of all time and Ryan had to sit there and watch this disaster unfold. They also discuss a few other things too but the most important part is that Carlos challenge the current bantamweight and featherweight champion of the world to a fight.. I need a new job. Anyone looking for a description writer, hit...