The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan explain what it is to be a man: assert your dominance gentlemen, because if you don't. The snowflakes will get ya (Liberals)! Just kidding, Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

Carlos and Ryan discuss social anxiety in regards to #Letstalk day. Their experiences and fears come to light in this heart-wrenching and super personal episode. From the Teddy Bear's picnic to talent shows, these events will not be at the protest this weekend. 

Carlos and Ryan discuss new the normal, that is working from home. In their most personal episode yet. Carlos and Ryan express the pain and the pleasure of working from home as well as some workplace drama. Seriously, this episode gets really deep, in a hurry. Rest In Peace MJ. Sorry Sarah. 

Carlos and Ryan give you the recipes of success:  1) Get a German Sheppard. 2) Get you some Salmon. 3) Fly to Saudi Arabia, introduce yourself to Saudi Royals. 4) Prepare to get yourself into some serious sh*t. **These are the opinions of The Blank with Carlos & Ryan, and some woman on Facebook.**

Carlos and Ryan discuss Doug Ford and his b****ass ways, locking down the G**damn province (read in southern voice). With Ontario going into another 2 weeks or so lockdown, Carlos and Ryan express their frustrations, their coping mechanism, and next steps. Disclaimer: This episode of cancel culture worthy, listen at your own risk! You snowflakes! (sorry)... 

Carlos and Ryan reflect upon the 2021. From ups and downs, from Glizzys to potential earth ending asteroids. Here is a shot to 2022 and the best that the year has to offer. We finna get cancelled in 2022! Happy New Year!

Carlos and Ryan discuss beauty pageants and all of it's fabulous glory. Just kidding. From Honey-Boo-Boo to Ms. India, the judges and the organizers deserve to go to prison. I mean come on..you don't find the judges at them kiddie pageants weird af? You're a grown ass man, what are you doing judging kids beauty?

Carlos and Ryan seek wisdom from the wise Sorceress herself, Alesha. She provides wisdom, knowledge and some predictions on whether Carlos becomes Mr. Regina King. Thanks to Alesha for being our first guest and for tolerating our non-sensical BS (birth sign).

Carlos and Ryan get into the all time argument of new school music versus old school music. From Justin Bieber to Michael Jackson, Drake to Jay Z, Lil Kim to Coi Leray (i don't know). None of this music matters as Afrobeats is the future of music and you all will do nothing about it! Hail Doug Ford!

Carlos and Ryan discuss the meaning of happiness through purchasing ish they don't need to fill the dark voids in their lives. $$$$$$$

Carlos and Ryan (well mainly Carlos) review their experience at the Dave Chappelle: Untitled Documentary premiere and show this past week in Toronto at the Scotiabank Arena. It was a great experience for both and there was great laughs from Carlos. Ryan was drunk and sleeping. Dave Chappelle wants the smoke with everybody especially the Asians. 

Carlos and Ryan discuss your favourite athletes but more so, the human behind the athlete. What makes them who they are? Why do they go through the problems they go through? What made that person decide to kill his wife, drive a white Bronco across the highway? (allegedly) All these questions and more in this week's episode.

Carlos and Ryan discuss the best slasher flicks, which summer camps not to go to, and their best Halloween memories. *FOR THE RECORD - Ryan is not a member nor does he support anything to do with white supremacy organizations.* **LATEST VERSION**  -- Nov 5, 2021

Carlos and Ryan discuss Future's text messages, gaslighting, and social media (again...). "Hey Baby, minimum wage raised to 15 dollars and it made me think why I didn't raise up to be your man. All the minimum wage in the world won't pay the cost of our relationship. I hope your mom is doing well. Call me back." - Something Future would text.

IT'S A BIRD....IT'S A PLANE...It's Carlos and Ryan talking about superheroes and why capes are for losers (suck it Superman, Batman, and etc...) Carlos and Ryan discuss their own memories, favourites, and the unexpected heroes of our day. 

Carlos and Ryan try to figure out whether nature or nurture has played an influence on them and the b****a** muthaf***** they surround themselves with. Viewer discretion is advised due to some good a** whiskey! 

Carlos and Ryan discuss the world of p*rnography and the affects it had on their lives. They obviously talk about Robert Kelly and their childhood memories (Ryan wrote this sentence, not Carlos).

Carlos and Ryan discuss the Illuminati, Aliens, Free Mason obsession, O.J. and why the Government is tryna take our away our paper. BIG UPS TO ALL OUR HATERS (if you know, you know).  

Carlos and Ryan discuss the wonderful world of politics and all the sex and scandals that come with it. Remember to vote!

Carlos and Ryan share war stories on partying and reminisce on getting butt-naked wasted......in moderation though (drink responsibly). Now about cocaine.....

Carlos and Ryan discuss their lack of life at the gym and how they keep healthy. **Trigger Warning**

Carlos and Ryan return and discuss what they've been up to and where the show is headed, girls on drugs...hide ya kids, hide ya wives cause Carlos and Ryan going around putting stickers round everybody.

On the season finale, Carlos and Ryan take on body shaming and positivity. Join us as we check the weight of the world together (damn we fat...).

Carlos & Ryan presents the most sensual episode of The Blank yet, the best of R&B. Listen as your hosts go in depth on the best artists and songs to come out of the rhythm and blues genre. The episode also includes the greatest R&B playlist created. CALL TODAY TO DOWNLOAD!! (please don't). 

Carlos and Ryan have another dating episode. This time it's bigger, badder and better. Plus stories from the past!!!