Tales of a Well Established Lesbian

The Well Established Lesbian is back at long last and picking up right where she left off. Falling into 2020 headfirst, full of hopes and dreams. Will she lock down a second epic date, or will she push for more? Perhaps a little too soon? This chapter contains colourful language and discussions of sex and smoking. And obviously, it’s chock full of LGBTQIA+ content. I mean, it is on the label! Love...

A quick little reminder of the story so far, to refresh your memory ahead of the next chapter!

Lesbians love a long…first date! And the Well Established Lesbian has set aside a whole weekend for this one. But will it be the best first date ever or will they both be left wishing there was a way to exit early? Will the WEL find what she’s been looking for or will she just be left with questions? This chapter contains a tiny bit of colourful language and discussions of sex and smoking. And obv...

The Well Established Lesbian is all in and is determined to make this Christmas one to remember. She’s gone full wishful romantic and is desperately trying not to go overboard. Surely even the WEL can’t mess up a small, cute, harmless romantic gesture? Place your bets now. Everything is riding on this epic first date/weekend, will the chemistry be real or should this romance have stayed online? Th...

The Well Established Lesbian is back at it, both the online dating AND the stand up comedy. Now all she has to do is land a date and a gig. Will this new local potential love interest be the real thing or is the WEL being led out to sea once more? And if she is real, will she let the WEL keep her socks on? Or is that the kind of thing that marks her out as an amateur lesbian? Well Established, sur...

Helsinki to Home. Afterparties to personal challenges, the Well Established Lesbian is back trying to keep her calendar busy. But what goes up must come down and she’s not getting an easy ride into winter. Or is she?  Join the WEL as she ventures across Europe once more but gets into trouble closer to home. And find out how long she manages to “take a break” from the dating apps. Spoiler aler...

A change is as good as a rest they say. The Well Established Lesbian doesn’t know who they are but thinks they might be wrong. House move done, it’s all about rushing to get out of work and get away to Finland. If only it was that simple. The big tournament has finally arrived and the WEL has hopes for a Finnish Fling. One of these days, she’s going to be careful what she wishes for! This chapter...

Words are important to the Well Established Lesbian. It’s words that have her moving out and moving on. But they’re not just important to the WEL. Back in the Roller Derby universe she’s forced to check her ugly attitude towards pronouns and where on earth that nonsense is coming from. It's another Championship weekend, full of awesomeness on track. There’s an amazing opportunity on offer but one...

The Well Established Lesbian is striking out on her own, in all directions. And she is just a little bit fed up with some of the fellas she’s meeting. And their unsolicited theories. Ugh boys. But with a dose of family support, the Well Established Lesbian puts a deposit down on her new life. This chapter contains some colourful language but it doesn’t contain adverts! (Seems like a win to me).  H...

Another year older, another year wiser? Maybe, maybe. The Well Established Lesbian is finally learning some lessons, both at work and in life. New challenges present themselves but old troubles come back for another go, this time, does the WEL have enough respect for herself to say enough is enough?  And if she does draw a line, who else will end up on the wrong side? Will anyone be left stan...

The Well Established Lesbian is getting involved in everything. All the sports. Not participating obviously. She’s taken her announcing to another level and her ex-girlfriend/friend with benefits, but with a boatload of history, on another weekend away. It’s business but can they make it pleasure too? Different sports bring out different sides of us and the WEL’s #ladmode gets activated. Her team...

The Well Established Lesbian is full of advice this week, advice for her flatmate, advice for the younger Butches, advice for those who want to cuddle an Alpaca and if she had any decent dating advice, she’d be taking it herself. Getting back with an ex isn’t ALWAYS a bad idea right? It’s got to be better than the insane stories the catfish are coming with. Or does the Well Established Lesbian jus...

In her quest to stay busy and ignore the disaster that is her love life, the Well Established Lesbian pursues a new hobby, keeps levelling up at the roller derby and takes on any other challenge she can find. Working hard and playing hard, can she resist the call, or the texts, of her ex? Will the return of the sexually ambiguous flatmate help? This chapter contains some colourful language and str...

The Well Established Lesbian is making all kinds of moves and some are paying off. Others…not so much. She’s learnt a great deal about her best mate, maybe too much? Meanwhile, we’re about to find out if this town is big enough for these 2 ex-girlfriends…How will the WEL handle Ashleigh’s latest news? And what will she do when she runs out of distractions? This chapter contains plenty of colourful...

On a sorching summer's day the Well Established Lesbian considers the legality of her nipples. She wants them freed, ASAP! Anything to take her mind off the impending stand up comedy debut. Sweaty palms, a hammering heart and an audience full of mates. Will she bomb or will this be the start of something new? This chapter contains colourful language. Support the show, donate and subscribe now ko-f...

Still coming to terms with the consequences of her actions, or non action, the Well Established Lesbian needs to have a word with herself. It’s time to adapt, do things differently. Find a new path, footpath, of course. And now she’s got some crazy notion she can give stand up comedy a go. How hard can it be? Just being funny? Can’t be any harder than trying to work out how to ask a woman for her...

When one door closes, another one is supposed to open. Or are you supposed to open it? The Well Established Lesbian has a theory that it will open when it’s good and ready. Meanwhile she decides to get back out there. In the world of online dating. There might be plenty of fish in the sea but too many are catfish and need to be thrown back. Feeling a little thin-skinned, the Well Established Lesbi...

CW: Mentions depression, anti-depressants & suicidal ideation. Oh it’s messy isn’t it? Life. It’s up, it’s down and if we include the roller derby, it’s round and round too. The Well Established Lesbian is trying to keep a brave face for the world but it’s a struggle. And it’s not just her dislike of asking for help that’s getting in the way. You know what they say about assumptions, they’re t...

The Well Established Lesbian thinks she’s the new Banksy and faces tough negotiations when trying to sell her art. Break up admin still needs doing, bringing the exes back together, purely for practical reasons, or maybe not? The WEL has plans, aside from celebrating Christmas in September, but life doesn’t care. It’s one step forward, two steps back. Whatever happens, she’d do well to remember, n...

Welcome to the fiftieth chapter of Tales of a Well Established Lesbian. To celebrate it’s a bumper chapter. From moving out and moving on, to campsite drama and Pride parades. And the rebound that she'll insist isn't a rebound. It’s all going on for the Well Established Lesbian and she’s about to find out that Pride quite literally comes before a fall. This chapter contains colourful language and...

What’s the most Lesbian thing you’ve ever done? How about a trip with your fiancé, from who you are separated, and your best mate, who’s ex-girlfriend you are currently sleeping with, and 2 other mates to witness the drama? That is exactly what the Well Established Lesbian is up to this week and you just know you have to hear how this one turns out… This chapter contains colourful language. Keep t...

The aftermath. The shift of a relationship. The Well Established Lesbian needs to find a way through what they’re calling a “trial separation”. But if they’re not talking, how can they fix it? This chapter sees the WEL face the choice of dealing with reality or distracting herself from it. She might be turning 35 but she’s not feeling very mature at all… This chapter contains colourful language. S...

In this chapter, the Well Established Lesbian has yet another wedding to attend. Though this time, being the Butch cousin in a suit is the least of her problems. Drink leads to drunk which leads to some shameful behaviour from our protagonist and an explosion of emotion. Will the Well Established Lesbian push that big red button or will cooler heads prevail? Listen now to find out. This chapter co...

Welcome back to Tales of a Well Established Lesbian. Re-join the story as the Well Established Lesbian deals with the aftermath of loss and the blame game continues. Can the WEL and Ash find a way through their grief? Will they come back together in these dark times? One thing is always certain, friends will always find a way to be there. Oh and there’s a brush with the law, just don’t tell my Mum...

The loss of a beloved pet hurts no matter who you are. But when lesbians lose their cat? It's a tragedy that only gets more dramatic. Putting the Well Established Lesbian's recent transgressions firmly at the back of her mind. Who can think of sexting in a time of grief? The Well Established Lesbian will return on January 9th 2022. CW: This chapter discusses the loss of a pet and may be upsetting....