Max Fine

Secret Sesh

Comedy EN ↓ 106 episodes

I smoke a joint on my couch and talk to myself. That's it. Don't look for any deeper meaning or anything. Is this content? I don't know. I will not acknowledge this if you bring it up. I will pretend like I have no idea what you’re talking about. Just let it be. Ok, I'll talk to you later. I hope you're doing better.

Author

Max Fine

Episodes

Sunemployent 20.04.2025 11:14

This was recorded on March 4th, 2024. I was let go from my job at 3pm on March 1st and passed at the Comedy Cellar at 8pm. I was in a weird place and forgot to post it. Here you go Mr. Sucklepuff Anyways, I am literally bitching about the same things I’m bitching about now. Don’t to phish tucked payoffs. What more is there to say.

Somebody's Stolen Steroids 26.02.2025 10:50

Kiss on the cheek, kiss on the mouth, kiss on the knee, kiss on the forehead, but if you come anywhere near my ear, I'll end you.

The Inauguration of Gordon's Gecko 20.01.2025 14:49

Well, we did it. A momentous episode here at the Sesh Lab (TM). We've got frogs asking to be princes and we've got royalty asking for cake. I don't know where you're at, but when you're here- you're familia.

Kudzu Crust 16.12.2024 8:07

The weather. It’s cold. Now we’re talking about the weather. Brrrrrrrr. Ice cold. Gucci mane. He once showed up to an open mic in East Atlanta Village driving an ice cream truck, but I digress-

Jazzercize (but it's an exorcism (like an exorcism via jazz)) 23.11.2024 11:14

Pick up those crumbs. I swear to god, if you don't clean up this couch- unbelievable! Get your butt upstairs and wait until your father gets home. "Nyuk yuk" -The Three Stooges (one of whom's last name is 'Fine')

Tired of It 20.11.2024 9:23

Crunch your nuts, eat your cheese.

Bread 28.10.2024 21:59

Let’s get it

City of Creams 27.10.2024 6:49

You think you know a guy, but then you find out he’s a tractor. What do you do?

Lump it In 15.10.2024 51:45

This one's different, but fuck you. I can do what I want.

Everyone's GOt It 08.10.2024 11:26

More often than not, I find myself asking the big questions like "Where is my squatty potty, goddammit!"

Trouble in Hairadise 29.09.2024 25:19

I heard a story from your dad. He is PISSED. You better call your mom, it's her birthday and you're being petulant.

A Sheep's Meow 13.09.2024 37:35

This was a really big joint interrupted my lawn care workers. Twice. Maybe three times.

Give Me Your Fired 31.08.2024 23:08

What else is there to say? He was great. He was quick. He was kinder than anyone I had ever met. I'll miss you, Mr. Clean.

Fluke, the Movie About the Dog 23.08.2024 11:52

I am just a vessel- I carry the poop to the toilet. The circle of life.

Don't Let Them Know 09.08.2024 20:39

If you're gonna wash my car, use your elbows. Not only will I get a better view of your biceps, but it's a more effective way to scrub.

Crash Course 09.08.2024 10:01

Big time moves. Small time crooks. Get your hand out of the damn cookie jar or I'm calling your parents

An Unparalleled Success Story 27.07.2024 6:47

I am so tired of explaining myself- the tape goes in the drawer and the light has to be off when you're yelling at my son and the plumber is on the way!

Kovid Khronicles 18.07.2024 8:41

Let's get one thing straight- you can't spell Octopus without CTO. Chief Technology Officer. Of the Sea.

DreamTown Pictures 06.07.2024 37:05

Gotta get up to get down and gotta get down to eat ass.

Training Day 02.07.2024 30:43

Bring out your dead, bring out your fun. Sometimes cleanliness is harder than filth.

Congratulations To Ted 25.05.2024 11:45

Sometimes you eat ice cream too late at night and you really feel it the next morning. Really ruins your afternoon. I'm gonna do it.

A Friend of Your Friend's Friend *Once Removed* 23.05.2024 13:59

Beans don't make farts, I make farts. And I'm all out of beans.

Not Funny 05.05.2024 10:47

Had a little mini meltdown. I'm fine.

Strong Ha Has 03.05.2024 12:36

Eventually my body will stop hurting, but it won't be today.

Everybody Loves Drew 25.04.2024 9:49

Sure, birds can fly- but can they dig? No! At least, I don't think so. You know what, if a bird can fly and dig, it's probably not friendly. Trust no one. Fear everything.