Secret Sesh

Kovid Khronicles 18.07.2024 8:41 ↓

Let's get one thing straight- you can't spell Octopus without CTO. Chief Technology Officer. Of the Sea.

DreamTown Pictures 06.07.2024 37:05 ↓

Gotta get up to get down and gotta get down to eat ass.

Training Day 02.07.2024 30:43 ↓

Bring out your dead, bring out your fun. Sometimes cleanliness is harder than filth.

Congratulations To Ted 25.05.2024 11:45 ↓

Sometimes you eat ice cream too late at night and you really feel it the next morning. Really ruins your afternoon. I'm gonna do it.

A Friend of Your Friend's Friend *Once Removed* 23.05.2024 13:59 ↓

Beans don't make farts, I make farts. And I'm all out of beans.

Not Funny 05.05.2024 10:47 ↓

Had a little mini meltdown. I'm fine.

Strong Ha Has 03.05.2024 12:36 ↓

Eventually my body will stop hurting, but it won't be today.

Everybody Loves Drew 25.04.2024 9:49 ↓

Sure, birds can fly- but can they dig? No! At least, I don't think so. You know what, if a bird can fly and dig, it's probably not friendly. Trust no one. Fear everything.

Behind! 18.04.2024 10:30 ↓

Crumbs in the couch, crumbs in my shirt, call me a damn crumb cake (if you dare).

Daddy, I'm Sucking These Grits Dry! 05.04.2024 5:23 ↓

When there's a ghost you need to bust, who you gonna call? Constantine. I feel like that guy is probably better equipped to handle something like that. Shia Laberdoodle is his friend and that counts for something (and something isn't nothing). I was afraid to try and spell his last name

Ok, So 21.03.2024 9:46 ↓

In all seriousness- I think I talked into the microphone that wasn't recording. Sorry. Actually, no I'm not. This is an artistic choice, dog. Be cool. Damn, I fucked up.

The IRS Stole My Son! 13.03.2024 10:11 ↓

There isn't always a pot of gold at the ned of the rainbow, but there is always a man with a green hat who has been overserved.

Treasure Chest 08.03.2024 12:11 ↓

I'm talking about big cans. Mombo jombos.

A Whole New World 02.03.2024 12:28 ↓

I don't know what the hell is going on, but it's raining. Rain rain go away, come again another day. I gotta find better shoes.

Catch Me 02.03.2024 9:35 ↓

The waves are ridden. Big shredders. Your face meets mine. We kiss under the beaming glow of Trump tower. We never see each other again. For shame.

Moments Before 02.03.2024 5:33 ↓

This takes a turn

They're Teenagers Now 28.02.2024 14:08 ↓

But in the future, they'll have powers.

Crimbus Morning 28.02.2024 16:35 ↓

I really need a doctor.

Live From a Parking Lot 24.02.2024 11:32 ↓

All glory unto he who kisses the whole hole of the ass.

Hands Up 20.02.2024 16:28 ↓

The river was running so we had to dam it up. It's all plugged now. I remember when plugs didn't just mean for hair- it's a damn shame that age comes faster than youth leaves you. Anyways, I was thinking about getting fast food later.

Gibberish, A Language For Monarchs 16.02.2024 7:21 ↓

A man walks into a bar. He's not doing well. His wife left, his house burned down, and his car is quite literally, a nitrous fueled forklift. If this isn't hell, I don't know what is.

Philly to Pittsburgh 13.02.2024 10:30 ↓

The churning. Butter. My guts. Yum yum in my tum tum.

The Motherload 10.02.2024 28:05 ↓

Mama Mia, here I go again. I smoked a really lot amount. This was a big $40 blunt. Really too much, if I'm being honest. I feel like I've ruined my day, ergo. I think I'm gonna start using a bunch of malapropisms here. You're conceived, sir.

Krank 2 10.02.2024 16:37 ↓

Kason Steakum keeps his heart rate above 5 for 30 minutes.

Make it Stop 10.02.2024 13:29 ↓

The invasion will not be silent. We will overcome. Yeah, and two small orders of fries.