Pero Let Me Tell You

This ep’s a little different, WE GET INTERVIEWED…tks for having us on Inside South Florida…we love giving a BTS peek…Jason, need to have you on to interview YOU…crank it out like cheap sausage, our fave saying for the ages…glad the precogs found work…man, our journey has been an interesting one…of course want to have the Estefans…we always shout out our boy Burger Beast…join Brock and Ronald on Pe...

Happy 4th of July…ahhh Billboard Live…and now we know even Madonna can’t beat a fever…The Idol, more like the I-Dull…please don’t deface historical monuments or at least don’t post it on IG…just so long as you don’t lose the house…seriously, what WAS DJ going to do with all those cruise ship items…you always know quien es quien cuando las cosas no suman...sadly, all things being equal isn’t the ca...

The week back from vacay is super depressing…electronics apparently don’t like the sun…happy birthday Lincoln…what is it about the Titanic…based on the amount of social media opinions, OceanGate was an appropriate name…media coverage isn’t the fault of the victims…the Lusitania…bye-bye Archetypes…said it before, say it again, creating a podcast isn’t easy…just because you can say something doesn’t...

Few world events have happened since our last chat…is there too much news…everything is important, nothing is…305 Day, bringing people together…Boris & Wendy, sitting in a tree…as we say, for Cubans, all roads lead back to communism…generational trauma is the gift that keeps on giving…never confuse a Hialeah boy for a Westchester boy…hmmm, wonder which of our wing flavors would be his favorite…The...

Ooops, wrong episode number…just listen to the relaxing sounds behind us…Ish loves him a crop top…summer is officially begun…growing up, beach snacks are essential…DJ is all about easy beach access…time for our annual friend trip, but that’s not the norm for us growing up…los tickets estan muy caros...if you can travel to see a performer vs seeing them at home, things aren’t normal…down with Ticke...

This is our loopiest ep yet…let’s go Heat…maybe Ish could join a chorus…we saw the future of Grimace…Canadians narrating orange juice…can you name other Canadians people forget are Canadian…say it together, Dermot Mulroney…but DON’T say Ibitha…Duggars are so hypocritical they can’t even see their own hypocrisy…you have the kids, YOU take care of them…seriously though DJ is on fire today (sorry NYC...

At this point the Arsht is becoming a 2nd home…welcome to the show Lolita, Ariel & Ivan…love hometown talent telling unique stories…seriously, don’t they all sound scary?…the chemistry with these 3 was GREAT…ultimately it’s all about community building…hey, Ish got to use some SMASH knowledge…8 shows for the price of one is tremendo bargain…seriously, tween girls are terrifying…once again, Vanessa...

Let’s go Heat…basketball really is a nail biter…sometimes Ish is right about things…did cag make it out of Miami…ufff, nobody could have seen the Jared thing coming…seriously, that doc is beyond disturbing…and here’s DJ’s ranking of fave subs…pffft PB&J is the best…seriously though, Ish may have a cordon bleu problem…Happy Pride y’all…kudos to Looney Tunes & Nascar for the allyship…veterans absolu...

RIP Tina Turner…seriously, flying Tina at 60 was quite the sight…thanks for the invite Cuba Nostalgia…yeah, the red button is usually important…finally our accent has been studied…the perils of being bilingual…a quinces & a debutante ball are the same, but not…going back to flip phones…let’s face it social media is NOT conducive to mental health…the Janet album was a classic then & a classic 30 ye...

Leguizamo AND Cribs, of course we had to have him on our show…touring the country to talk to Latinos, this better be a 24 part series…he put his money where his mouth is…NGL definitely has the pulse on what it means to be Latin in 2023 and beyond…say it again, we aren’t a monolith…checking a box isn’t a fully representative strategy…Raul Julia is the epitome of under appreciated icon…Bodega de Pas...

Back from LA and freezing…we really do have a west coast family…same photo shoot, different results…we do love our Paula Abdul…guest hosts are some of the most fun…Colombia, land of Shakira, Juanes & Sofia Vergara…en Barranquilla me quedo…LatAm, same but different as Miami…George Santos would probably use the ACLU drag queen fund…he really doesn’t ever get ‘caught’ does he…RIP MTv News…Rock the Vo...

No Oregon Trail here…hmm, what sitcom opener for2024…shout out to Jupiña…we support the WGA…of course she protests at Telemundo…honking the horn = Miami support…why are we in such a rush to replace ourselves with AI…kids of refugees, always on survival mode…ABBA, the original AI performers…flying cars WILL drop out of the sky due to low gas…Wall-e is not a goal…nobody wants to be upstaged on their...

We’ll say it again, love when a hometown boy makes good..no big, just part of the biggest video game in the world..that mo cap suit looks super uncomfortable…ah y BAFTA nominated too…yeah, the children of immigrants know no bounds…VO is just as hard…representation even matters in video games…Bleach, Clorox, all anime should be about cleaning products…hard work pays off…soap acting is boot camp…can...

It’s almost 4a so here’s a list of stuff we talked about: Los Angeles, avocados, 2010s, I love the 90s, CNN, weather, beaches, new Miami area code, the Y names in Cuba, recording shows on tape, 5 & 10, Incredible Universe, Z Cavariccis, Game of Thrones, SNL Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic....

Past guest team up…hmmm, the Lucy Lopez Club…PSA: the Spanglish is in FULL EFFECT on this ep…never be afraid to step out of your comfort zone…apparently Ish needs to hear better…bring on the moonshine…we wanna inspire a character…female majority production = different energy on-set…our stories can be more than just doom & gloom…bring on the anxiety of turning 44…creativity needs to be encouraged i...

Oreos are nearly perfect…birthday cake chronicles…we need those LA recommendations, Pero Primos…RIP Jerry Springer & Dame Edna…drag only ‘dangerous’ when done by LGBT+ community…buh-bye Tucker Carlson…we’ll wait for Billy Corben’s return to elaborate on Miami politics…corporations aren’t great, but a civil servant can’t retaliate…FL loves fighting with tax payer cash…why don’t we ever find somethi...

Tremendo alarma at 4a…hmm, let’s see if the video podcast works…Miami is NOT the same as Florida, fight us on it…the self perpetuating gas shortage…all roads lead to communism…still can’t figure out why toilet paper ran out…SNL has been on a roll lately with repping latino culture...The Walls Have Ears…the epitome of impactful production…Miami has culture, just have to find it…the mortality of fla...

Majoring in journalism while serving our country is NOT easy…never doubt that Dominican/Puerto Rican hustle…war zone, breaking news, they’re more similar than we think…impostor syndrome is real mi gente…that week on GMA3 stepped up their representation game…Gio & Steph has a nice ring to it…let’s leave talking heads to the cable networks…uh-oh she doesn’t drink cafecito…but she can sing, so it’s a...

Stay dry South Florida…what would Gwyneth buy at Dollar Tree…revisiting Elian 20+ years later…being torn by emotions and the law…look, what we foretold with Elian came to pass…trolls gonna troll Cuban Americans…legit, Smurf Eye for the Straight Guy would rock…we should be asked to attend Fyre Fest 2.0…guess we are reality show rejects…is Youtube the new Real World…The Peñas are the 1st reality TV...

Happy Easter weekend…Viernes Santo isn’t really a ‘feliz’ sorta day…we love cheap chocolate as much as expensive…filet o fish and tuna subs, today is your day…Peeps are cool, but just for Easter…oh look more Catholic Church abuses…funny how we can paint one group with a brush, while not another…Catholic guilt never goes away…whose whole identity surrounds what beer they drink…release the drag quee...

Amparo is STILL bringing people together…NY>LA>MIA…what better place than Coral Way for this interview…we absolutely need to tell our stories so it can be authentic…oh we public school kids love ragging on private school kids…la familia first always…theatre in the round is the epitome of next level worth it…even villains need humanity in a story…love that it’s transcreation vs translation…it’s one...

We do love a guest host…content creator vs influencer…Spring Break hangover at middle age is VERY different…yeah, Cubans don’t do sleep overs…hmmm, Cuban inspired & in Baltimore, suspect at best…CuMex is the new fetch…cafecito is a religion, report that misinformation…you see, Ish isn’t the ONLY one that freezes while recording…Westchester is TOTALLY Northern Cuba…living in the hyphen is real, cab...

Tinte, cruises and fast casual dining…after 30 years of going to The Fair, we now get to be part of it…we love a good swag bag and this was definitely one of them…congrats to The Weekend…difference between a button and a pin…el show de hielo isn’t the same as the ice show…could Ugly Betty exist today…of course Jaime Camil is uber talented…America Ferrera & Pedro Pascal would totally have an office...

Never doubt the willpower of the child of immigrants…ah yes, the ol’ we’re all about diversity, until they’re not…the amount of work on dialects alone makes this a masterpiece…know your limits when telling the story of others…people like to learn, not be lectured…seriously, this man is a PERFORMER when he reads his book…we think he could take Louis Aguirre…one person can make a difference…como joi...

Time to drink without judgement…French in Action was apparently quite the thing…let’s all look up Ingles sin Barreras…Joe Exotic couldn’t be any worse than other candidates…yes, let’s hold onto that feeling rule, please…Angela Bassett did HER thing…who doesn’t love a comeback story…DJ’s just not good eating at the Fair…so holding someone at gunpoint warrants more jail time than sexual abuse…if you...