Pero Let Me Tell You

Come see us live at The Fair on 3/23…El Moñoñon is a total bop…still amazing we know these people without knowing them…Boney M is pretty damn cool…said it before, say it again, the Billboard charts today don’t mean anything…lack of monoculture has even ruined high school pretension…psst, nobody cares if you leave IG…when Mirtha meets Apple Pay at the Cuban Bakery…Ish doesn’t understand talco as a...

We love us good comedians…Hialeah Cuban by way of Mexico…love a complex accent…improv is under appreciated but a great tool…always challenge yourself, don’t just settle for comfort…ok, this is the best story involving American Idol ever…we wanna dance with Lionel Richie too…Only in Dade is oddly an official news source now…maybe we can go to Dubai too…local kids making good, you know it’s our favo...

Always start an ep internationally…it’s sometimes ok to lie to the kids…sure it’s stilted, but at least AI got platanitos & cafecito right…deep fakes are absolutely terrifying…at least just ban TikTok filters…ok, sorry Gen Z I’m not feeling bad you have to get a 9 to 5 job…Bond’s gonna need A LOT of revising…at some point you’ve just created a whole new work of literature…don’t be a povo…we had a...

Yes, we like people who try hard…sure, it was bad, but go on Ariana de Bose, nobody was talking BAFTAs this much before…of course her name is Miercoles…RIP Raquel Welch…we’ve come a long way bay-bee…we don’t know, maybe the fetus is a serial killer…where does the slippery slope end…at what point is the tipping tipping point…tip accordingly, but we shouldn’t have to make up salaries…TWIST, this wee...

Soooo much Jupiña…true icons of our culture…others can try, but you’re not Materva or Jupiña…still family owned…it’s up to us to keep that culture going…seriously, even in Ireland?!…when you’re a classic, you don’t mess with it…well, if Andy & Gloria are drinking it on-camera it’s endorsement enough for us…thanks to social media, you know how much your product has made an impact…Theme Song: Pero L...

New mics, old hunchbacks…maybe the UFOs will be a good thing…yeah, Independence Day didn’t need a sequel…apparently RiRi’s never really been all that energetic…is it too much to ask to actually GAF?…like that we’re left being whelmed…sorry, Rolling Stone, you’re wrong…seriously, get your lines together Aldi…passive aggressive at its peak…all hail the instigator vieja…Marshall’s line anxiety…DJ to...

Took 6 years, but finally got Mario Ramil on the show…mmm, Pollo Tropical…guys, he’s not an owner of it…stand up vs sketch…comedy should be a little dangerous…but even that has a line…it’s about the nuances…true, non-english took the spotlight from an other wise awesome opener…Celia on a quarter, she just keeps on blazing trails…cubans in the mountains...seriously though, why Pigeon Forge…wait, so...

Thanks for the Laverne & Shirley love…how many podcasts can say they’re related to Oscar nominees…we miss the shared experience…yeah we sound like fuddy duddies, deal with it…nominating a 12 year old is in bad taste, not necessarily bullying…are the Razzies irrelevant and redundant at this point…Raven Symone’s overacting warms our hearts…the Golden Age of Hollywood was definitely of the mind that...

We’re back…5 is a nice oval number…thanks again to Cawy for letting us run around their factory to create that great video…chusmeria is comforting…man, that BP was REALLY high…thanks History Miami for inviting us…Willy Chirino is a true icon…Ish’s mom has some great stories…ahhh George Santos is the gift that keeps on giving…at least be a consistent liar…so we guess hell demons AREN’T waiting for...

As our gift to our Pero Primos, here’s our appearance on the Que Bola podcast from earlier this year! Enjoy our chat with our one of our faves, Darwin Figueroa as we discuss soooo much about the Miami of it all! Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id...

Otro año gone by…there’s no need to be a last minute person with gift shopping…la pobre señoras that had to clean DJ’s regret at Marshalls…can you be triggered by something for which you’d seen results already…to contrary or not to contrary…George Michael ALL THE TIME?…was it an even swap with Russia…it’s time again for el turron...turron vs panettone...the beauty of resolviendo at 5 Below…the Res...

Tks to David Ulloa from the Shiver podcast for co-hosting…food & bubbly when Ish is away…welcome to childhood baseball talk…Croquetapalooza was a hit…sereno is the WORST…Art Basel isn’t ALL douche canoes…some of us shouldn’t show ANYONE our bank account balances…let’s go back to the tulip market value…if only we cared about culture in Miami as much as we care about knocking down buildings…we’re al...

Anyone can post their 2022 Spotify wrapped but WE talk about it instead…of course the Mac & cheese lawsuit comes from Hialeah…look, we know Publix green when we see it…please don’t base your opinion on anything solely on bullet points and excerpts…don’t take up space that isn’t yours…as Cubans we can say things others necessarily can’t…man, Kanye is making Alex Jones uncomfortable…yeah, mental ill...

You think you know about el sandwich cubano…oh but don’t call it a ‘coo-bahn-oh’…funny how a little sandwich can say so much about a culture’s history…seriously, why were these society women so impressed by meat between bread…it really does come down to the bread…fine Tampa, you can make your claim…love seeing our friends in a book…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Loml...

It’s nice to blend cultures for the holidays…uh-oh, the Publix cake disease has now extended to Thanksgiving…hmm, do we think this is all an elaborate hoax or not…95 years young Best New Artist, you go Angela Alvarez…never too late to live your dreams…there should be an element of surprise with gifts, even if it’s moccasines…if you’re going to be in the spotlight, you’re gonna have to answer quest...

So begins the holiday comelata…here’s DJ’s yearly turkey cooking tip…just one night without lechon…Ticketmaster has always been the devil…Swifties are unionized..can’t be a guilty pleasure if you don’t feel bad about it…Ish loves his cheesy British pop groups…Candace Cameron and the latest non-troversy…200 Hallmark movies and really only 3 plots between them all…it’s like only blondes celebrate Ch...

Once a performer, always a performer…we NEED the vaquita shirt he was wearing…que pena, Ish doesn’t remember him from Chat on Mun2…traveling abroad will always change your life…one more Havana Club ambassador we love…and another bar to be envious of…check out his podcast Kill The Bottle, it’s freaking great…as if we didn’t already love Tony Plana enough…if you don’t evolve, are you even living…ooo...

Welcome back non-election ads…take a promo lesson from Thalia…is it daylight savings or not…seriously, Miami addresses suck…do HOAs have a Santeria clause…is there a point where the pool boy should know better…ahhh religious hypocrisy, our fave…we know him without knowing him…let your freak flag fly just don’t shame others…the amount of mailers Ish got is crazy…Ana Navarro is NOT wrong on why Demo...

It’s not the same dollar store these days…ok Pero Primos, Ross, Marshalls or TJ Maxx…Twitter has now become an official, live, dumpster fire…you can’t take over a company and pass new policy in real time…advertisers should stay away...who knew Demi’s fanbase was so diverse…Jennifer Lewis is a national treasure who needs to be loved every day…and more Sheryl Lee Ralph too dammit…DON’T FORGET TO VOT...

Yet another Burger Beast victim, we mean friend…y’all don’t even know how good it smelled in Batch Cookie Company (which is now Blueprint Cookies!)…otro Westchester boy…who doesn’t love Chef Michelle Bernstein…from military to pastry chef…from Miami to Los Angeles to Atlantis…who knew a hotel could be more difficult than a restaurant…got a test kitchen, you’re still a chef…now he’s bringing his si...

The only way to celebrate episode 227 is with Jackee...thank you Rum Cake Lady…and also big thanks to Arsht Center…Spice Girls + history = Darien’s dream musical…Croquetapalooza is coming…not sure Hialeah is the place the GOP is going to meet violence…jumping to conclusions thanks to social media…enough throwing food at things for climate change…awww we love that DJ’s mom loves Halloween…Justin Bi...

Welcome to 90s fragrance corner…you know we’re right about what perfume was worn by which Golden Girl…UK has an opening for Prime Minister if anyone’s interested in a temp job…either way, Liz Truss made the history books…it’s crazy that virtual friendships are real these days…also, nice to FINALLY meet you Boris Sanchez and Albisa Candles…Ish still isn’t over the fact Cookie Monster’s name is Sid…...

Sometimes we’re like smart and stuff…he’s even a civil engineer…another kid from Westcheste…when the White House calls…we all know about the dual identity of it all…we love when our guests know each other…never too late to follow your passion…we miss hunting for cocuyos…and now he’s also a playwright…don’t be afraid to sit with your thoughts…claro que we end this chat talking about croquetas…Theme...

Thanks again for the invite NYCC…representation matters even amongst fandom…gonna be hard to come back from this one Kanye…call people out on their BS…maybe Ish should go to Dick Wolf university…#Parkland…a bad childhood doesn’t excuse murder…yes kids, even Hispanics can be super racist…let the butter board variations begin…yes, DJ’s bday = what will the cake be this year…RIP Angela Lansbury…yeah,...

DJ figures out the episode number…on occasion we do things separately…thanks for filling in Nery…what, no fried cheese or fun food…look at standups teaching each other…man, this is a yummy ep…JCVD for life…gateway rock is a nice place to stay…oh Kanye, your genius doesn’t excuse everything…wrestling is NOT fake…the moment you become a comedian…hi, Kohler…comedy has many forms…just keep scrolling…g...