Pero Let Me Tell You

Compression socks are fashion…was it Heavy D with the clot…let’s go Norway, win that World Cup…let’s all sing like Michael McDonald & Ariana Grande…what is yacht rock…what better time for baseball movies than summer…we love A League of Their Own…so many celebrities getting bit by ticks…Taylor’s bridal registry…hosting QVC segments is a whole other level of talent…our long lost modern episode o...

Finally getting the episode numbers right…Jr’s 25 seconds are kinda like America’s 250th, right?...we still believe in the promise of the American Dream…our appreciation for our freedoms never ebbs…who knew DJ loved onions this much…A-Z list of American foods and we want the steak with fortune cookie…our hearts go out to Venezuela…heartwarming to see the community come together to help with donati...

We love guests who bring yummy goodies…honoring your roots and adapting is necessary…we need to hit that Vegas Bakery Convention…being in business with a lifelong friend isn’t easy…we think Yvette would totally rock it on-camera too…guys, for the last time, Cubans are citrus people not so much with spicy…onward and north…ventanita culture is the epitome of Miami…just when Ish forgot about his CAO...

Oh no, the sciatica…give Cafe Miami a follow…man, this mojo is mucho bueno…support small business…man, body pain is the worst…seriously, let’s have these men in kilts at all Miami events…sometimes the world just needs to healthily compete to come together…ceasar salad is Mexican?!?...good bye Hard Rock Cafe at Bayside…mattress stores are always empty…what are peptides…Junior recap is better late t...

So much info about Buster Pointdexter…geyser or ship…bring on the swing music…it’s mango season…cold fruit only…we miss you Perricone’s…mmm the brie…Ricky Martin and his spiritual BS…a rash, eeeek…time for a haiku lesson…bring on the trypophobia explanation…the continually changing face of Wynwood…CocoWalk is now pretty but soulless…are we at an influencer tipping point…at what point are you liter...

Two dental medical marvels…oh wow, THAT is dental trauma…congrats to Lucha Dough…so many swingers onboard…who has the pineapple code book…bring back the jingles…nope, Ish just doesn’t believe JLo was going to be part of the Madonna/Britney VMAs…backrooms is all of Darien’s nightmares…movies should be a shared experience…wait, there’s also hammock trauma…so many classic jingles…oh man, a prank on D...

Should we release the ‘Rain Medley’...Ñooo really is a qualifier…three people in one, what a bargain…more words should have the ability to be conjugated…Secret vs Avon deodorant…bring on the horse shampoo…time to revamp the carousel of progress…Alien Encounter was pretty much a true story…again, the Billboard charts mean nothing these days…Chayanne & Jerry Rivera touring, make it happen…we jus...

The Cuban King of Comedy…experiential theatre…Loud & Live bringing the icons back for the kids…local productions need our support…putting a spotlight on shared experiences…from Que Pasa to Alvarez Guedes…it’s a tent, but it’s not a tent…more than an impersonation, he inhabits the character…that Vegas trip sounds like a blast…immersive theatre in Miami is much needed…we assure you, he’s still d...

Chicken Kitchen, a Miami original…Willy Wonka really is the darkest kids movie of all time…here’s to paper boys…some of these kids really are overachievers…how’s a nun qualified to judge fashion…Kylie really is just charismatically lovely…way past time for Raul Castro to be charged…so much seaweed…the end of Dinosaurs on TGIF is just as dark as Willy Wonka…please stop dangling Cuba’s freedom like...

Congrats to the Grads in our lives and all the others…relajo & Don Juan de Marco…should we bring back Public Transportation Day?...ebola & the Hannah Montana virus…simple math can’t even be done by simple people…pero que caro esta el parking for World Cup…Muppets at the World Cup is perfection…who knew there was so much that went into prepping a stadium…Ish is a useless Nostradamus…comedy...

Another live show for episode 400?...the struggles of iReady…fighting the youth for a present…teaching to the test isn’t learning…so much digital learning…NY pizza never fails…never forget the Scantron…Sally Field and an octopus…of course Ish can open his mouth more than DJ…sharks need to hire the hippo PR team…Jr with dropping knowledge…justice for Bugs Life…no need for that, Toy Story 3…DJ’s a l...

Go see Junior in Muerto de Risa…so many damn flies…creating a playlist of songs your dad hates it just genius…RIP Spirit Air…how many defunct airlines can you name…don’t pay that much just to observe…finally an azabache on the red carpet…now with more Pootie Tang…Price is Right prices were always way too expensive…Khia Asylum…Last Soda: Prom Send Offs & Pablo Langesfeld Theme Song: Pero Let Me...

Hard to believe it’s been 20 years…Miami is a cultural center…theatre is more than just Broadway…thank you for continuing to invite us…local arts is more important now than ever…not even COVID can stop the arts…shout out to the Knight Foundation…welcoming international acts is proof of Arsht’s importance for our city…giving back to the community is the true mark of an icon…encouraging the next gen...

How’s this his first time in-studio…congrats to the newlyweds…the ultimate Spanglish text ever…digital’s role in the shift of journalism…truth is complex…if both sides are upset, you’re doing it right…following the Trump campaign is definitely a book waiting to happen…Ish makes cafecito on request…literal wires get crossed…Vicky Bakery gift cards are always welcome…how do you give fire oxygen with...

Live from Casa Cultura with A Pair of Nuts…this is a VERY special episode for us…comedy heals, primos…we can all use more nuts in our lives…thanks to the audience…ahh the days of VH-1…From Justin to Kelly, now and forever… from FIU to middle age…comedy comes from drama…thank you again to a Pair of Nuts… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy P...

Welcome back Roger…it’s like no time has passed…it’s Junior time…oh no, not high blood pressure…sign a contract to be in your wedding, no thanks…we know he was a little bit of a groomzilla…allergies in full effect…Alvarez Guedes show coming soon…it doesn’t take a month to fix a car…working with young people is the quickest way to feel old…maybe Britney needed a little supervision after all…how to...

Thank you for the Wicked Bread…yay to guava…outerspace will never be less than awe inspiring…so much back and forth with the cameras…let’s all live in the international space station…art vs the artist…and the gas keeps on rising in price…so much horticulture talk this episode…Luis Miguel’s dating history is the hot trinity…dear Fabuloso, we’re right here…for real though, Spring cleaning is totally...

Bring back the Merenbooty Girls…Latina Pussycat Dolls, indeed…Junior and Glitterbox is a great Sunday…seriously, Tiger Woods?...spike the Arnold Palmer…Cuban women and their cerveza fria…cotillions and debutantes…the iconic Dixie Carter…some material is just worth repeating…gas is way too expensive…welp, eff Ish’s topics then…T2 is a great movie…no favors done to marielitos…too many streaming serv...

Acid reflux is the worst…Darien’s Boston pettiness…beep beep, who got the keys to Jr’s Dad’s Jeep…Chapelle Roan just doesn’t seem cuddly…we’re the total opposite, we’ll take ALL the pics with you…who’s your Disney Channel Mt Rushmore…that time we were all lesbians during the 2019 Grammys…Gina Gerson + Jennifer Tilly = YES PLEASE…CBS shows last forever, never seen an ep…we see your humanitarian eff...

We love a worthy cause…50 years of giving back through Ronald McDonald House…Shamrock Shakes are yummy & helpful…more expenses than you can imagine…normalcy in those moments is so valuable…La Casita, indeed…so many helped and yet so many still in need…proximity is key for these families…even McDonald’s understands 305 cafecito time…there are many ways to make an impact… Theme Song: Pero Let Me...

This week with more Junior…thank you for the fun box The Fair…classic rides are always the best…7 years since the last trip to the Fair…we got something wrong, it’s not misinformation…anything can happen on live…kudos to Matthew Kuscher…we need affordable housing…bring on ALL the food…the pickle cotton candy is a world of no…mmm Biscoff…more foods on sticks please…men really do believe they can do...

Tks again, Roger…timpano is a great word…Jr’s weekend corner is back…DJ cannot beat Ish on DWTS…eternal playlist for sure…we had zero clue about the word Guajiro…embrace your silly moments…CBS Sunday Mornings…Miami moments help you warranty…the Frank days…where have the PSAs gone…Demi Lovato and cook book don’t seem to be a match…the lost COVID episode…Last Soda: Hilary Duff and Phineas & Ferb...

Welcome back, Roger…double Borges trouble…Junior withdrawal is real…Temu Chico Mirta…tech strikes again…look at ChatGPT giving bad medical advice like it’s trying to kill us…shout out to Odalys Flores…bring back the Scantron…just getting around to Casa de los Famosos…let’s green light a show with Niurka, el Divo & Roger…oh Tyra…Darien’s timpano…the return of Pesadito Energy…Mariah at the Winte...

French counting is hard…it’s time for PLMTY after dark…more Emperor’s New Groove, of course…thank you again for having us SoBe WFF…for real though, how did Epstein know SO MANY high profile people…Prince Andrew knew nothing about everything…Darien totally jinxed Lindsay Vonn…it’s all about curling…no chess, checkers, nothing…not even if DJ bought a vowel…the official mascot of Hispanic Heritage Mo...

Welcome to another off the rail episode…it’s Matrix bullet time…who doesn’t love Keanu Reeves & Sandy Bullock…ID4 was just perfect…deciphering CC in an email…we all know the pastelito position…RIP James Van Der Beek…CW face strikes again…hi James Eckhouse & Carol Potter…75k is alot of cookies…samoas are just the best, period…no shame in eating the cinnabon frosting…we’re on to you World’s...