Pero Let Me Tell You

Happy Halloween…por favor, not Christmas already…we’re definitely the pan de bono of podcasts…could there be a Miami Ferris Bueller…visit Shojo’s Dojo, they are FANTASTIC…better for the purse, hot sauce or bicarbonato...Ish going to The View is like cheating on DJ…Ana Navarro in person is even more Ana Navarro…still jonesing that pizza…machines shouldn’t be tipped, that’s the line…Sabado Gigante t...

Pop-up community is pretty cool, so far…we do love our donuts…one more covid-related success story…take your passions and combine them…the summer of donuts sounds delicious…lesson being, don’t overthink…donuts + wrestling + drive-in sounds good to us…2020 was the epicenter of pop-up culture…taro donuts are WAY better than you’d expect…asking them to choose between their children aka flavors…travel...

Let’s revisit Harlem Shake…’lives rent free’ is a great phrase…DJ is going to be very uncomfortable in India and that’s ok…autumn in Miami is cause for open windows…NY Ish is New Yorkino…just because we don’t mention it, doesn’t mean we aren’t thinking about it…oh you’re gonna take Ish’s gift card…how to introduce the concept of customer service to Cuba…DJ’s orders are never on the menu…maybe Jada...

Almost time to learn what cake DJ gets this year…Ish knows way too much about America’s Funniest People…never forget Eartha Kitt…what is English for malanga plant…Nery is all about ‘Stars Are Blind’…yeah, you all out there saying ‘she ate it’ need to acknowledge it’s basically appropriation…not to discriminate, but maybe if you work in a place where everything is in a particular language, learn th...

Welcome back to Alex Garcia & nice to meet ya Josie Cossio…talk about tradition, 1948…treasure those old letters…who better to refrescar Miami than soda makers…community is built on tradition…look for the positive memories within the trauma…necessity makes you figure things out…pero hasta KY has Cubans now…un taller is NOT an auto shop…being part of the community has so many facets…a refresh can s...

Old songs were just as raunchy as modern reggaeton…Janet can be nasty cuz she’s all poppy…Usher at the Super Bowl…so many songs about masturbation in the 80s…save Selena at the expense of JLo…the ‘what about me’ effect on social media…is Spanish language news dumbed down…why so much focus on la farandula...U2 at The Sphere…the modern concert spectacle…recipes couldn’t be more benign, yet here come...

Congrats, you’re quiet for 30 seconds…the case just filed, but already we’ve got Lizzo docs…we want 2 more Fyre Fest docs…court of public opinion vs court of law…who knew insurance mascots would be so popular…two hosts with a cold…Cawy Lemon Lime defines crisp soda…turron is nougat & nougat is turron…WGA isn’t striking & Ish has strong thoughts DJ doesn’t understand…NEVER be Only in Dade’s comment...

Lack of words can sometimes say more…old movie homages are the best…we always say names properly (if we can)…if you don’t see your story being told, tell it yourself…painting sets is a lost art…everything is a trilogy these days…Cuban-Americans share so much but also have differences…nostalgia for a place that’s no longer there…dental work in Cuba...never forget the stories of our past…manga and c...

Cloro is all you need for clean…60 vs 70 in Spanish requires thought…really, France, a formula for a number…what’s your fave bank pronunciation…our Gloria Estefan adventures continue…Mike & Ike is becoming a big part of our podcast…calling collect was such a thing in the 90s…DJ’s omelet story is the BEST part of his cruise…it almost wasn’t a perfect day in Coco Cay…missing those $1 theater days…be...

Happy anniversary Sr Hamburbesita…scavenger hunts are like a movie come to life…bring on the VMA latinos…it’s ok Thalia, we remember your song with Fat Joe…Miami is the Only Fans capital…earn that money young…yeah, DJ wouldn’t do weird feet things on his Only Fans…how does one sift through the Only Fans content…what are the WGA guidelines if you’re writing for yourself…Drew Barrymore doesn’t deser...

East coast Miami boys unite…wow we have lots of people in common…we ARE collecting news Cubanitos like Pokemon…sure we’re a few months after Pride, but he did a great job co-hosting…support SAGE…it’s not easy being a trailblazer, especially with humility…he didn’t even study journalism…we SHOULD start a Westchester Pride parade…go on Emma Bowen foundation…it always comes back to the Abuelos…never...

Bathroom naps are the best…relive or redo your 20s…how can you have an issue with somebody having free time or decorating their home…we should absolutely get the opinion of Hialeahans on beef jerky…’Don’t be Trolling, Just Keep Scrolling’…Celia Cruz + Star Wars = winning combo apparently…we do live for those overheard Miami conversations…seriously, henceforth it shall be known as Maybel Ling…RIP B...

Sending love and positive thoughts to victims of Hurricane Idalia…of course DJ doesn’t like Toxic…que estupidez the white after Labor Day crap…mental health needs to be priority for EVERYONE…if you’re going to be an influencer, at least do good like Mr Beast…what is the shelf life of a modern content creator…tu tambien te cuidas Jenny…Mama’s Family is pure comfort TV…bring on the Miami kids party...

This, THIS is an icon mi genre…Ish totally fanboys…seriously, Oxigeno has ALL the bangers…50 years in the music industry deserves ALL the celebrating…artists like Willy keep our history alive…of course we have to shout out My Big Fat Cuban Family…ok, how great is it hearing the legendary Willy Chirino say our show’s name…and he’s even helping the next generation, that’s how you keep your legacy go...

there is a sense of community at these concerts now…oh those resort fees…doesn’t drink, gamble or do buffets, pa’que DJ va a Vegas…RIP Lolita…zoos aren’t great but they do have a place in conservation efforts…look, nature is ugly, deal with it…still reeling over the notion of founding fathers NOT knowing dinosaurs…DJ knows VERY little about dinosaurs…picture it, dinosaurs in powdered wigs with Cap...

Back to school and back to traffic…bring back the TV movies of the week…but we wanna see Zepotha…let’s make Tabasco’s a reality…mira que el HOV lane is complicated…Shopping lists, portals and passwords, oh my…DJ is going to see Bey…como jodian with the duo tang folders…now and forever, Trapper Keepers…Jansport, with or without leather bottom…Ish would be a benevolent PTA dictator…what’s YOUR favor...

Sometimes it’s not about reinventing the wheel, just making it tastier…combining your cultures should be a source of pride…a savory pastelito is a great departure…ok, so he’s a trained chef, cue our impostor syndrome…we need to just put in a standing order for all his pastelitos…thank God we live where we can grab his tasty treat any day at any time…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by M...

Our thoughts and love go out to Maui…when you’re the boss, you can’t be one of the girls/guys…Madonna would STILL be in litigation over Truth or Dare…every one of us in Miami knows someone con un carro en un canal…makes sense, even the price of coke would go up in 2023…too little to late to try and cement your place…guys, by nature psychology is the study of ALL parts of human nature…it’s almost l...

Ish understands slow French…el pollo perdido…RIP Lebo, let’s please preserve his art in public spaces…& the real estate mafia continues…of course people are leaving Miami, who can afford it…not even one green space on Brickell Key…Cardi B can throw down…viejos y la loteria…RIP Paul Reubens…seriously, is news so ratings starved as to cover a car ride…dear Colombia, thank you for pan de bono…send us...

Miami English isn’t the same as Spanglish…yep, took someone from NC to crack this code…more people need to use ‘eat shit’…who decides what is/isn’t correct grammar…it’s about the influence, not the blending…languages evolve…of course you don’t hear your own accent…who put teachers in charge anyway…that damn Academia Real in Spain…how does a word end up in a dictionary…who says Cuban Spanish isn’t...

Barrio Boyz were ahead of their time…Barbie isn’t anti-men, it’s pro-women…Ish did give Thalia consent…DJ totally created Kate McKinnon…good architecture even for the Dream House…Barbie/Toy Story multiverse…bring back the simple summer blockbuster…long live Aqua…UFOs are absolutely real…more prequels nobody asked for…late life Americana pop culture…which Wonka character are you?…rebranding at the...

20 years later, still the Queen of Salsa…Ish really didn’t know Angela Carrasco beat Celine Dion…peluqueria rock at its finest..why did so many white women love Julio Iglesias…pretty sure DJ is helping SUITS climb the Netflix chart…at some point isn’t cable going to be a better option than streaming…so many cheesy songs made their way into elementary school productions in the 80s…so are we all goi...

Mad scientist AND Satan, talk about a combo…we love us a novela…when do we get to dance with Chayanne…soap actors are unsung heroes of acting…13 years is a helluva commitment…thanks Books & Books for the spot to record…Jim Carrey inspiring Cubanitas in Miami, who knew…love when we know the same people as guests…novelas aren’t the same as soaps…claro, que she was on Sabado Gigante...most of us woul...

Toni would bring the Heat…how did we know about Z Cavariccis…Burger Beast, tell us where to get McDs cake…Dollywood heat exhaustion is just different…of course Taylor Swift boosts the economy…does Messi deserve praise before actually doing anything in Miami…either you’re having a banner year or bleeding money, can’t be both…we stand with WGA/SAG-AFTRA…let’s get to Thailand for that ultimate cheese...

We all have a fave Tetris piece…Wordle may be our quickest topic discussion ever…fine, Russia gave us fun hats…mira como DJ habla French…bring on the Threads…please don’t go all Twitter toxic…look at us repurposing Royal Dansk again…bring back MySpace…Ish half naked eating French food? Why not…hey Door Dash guy, tip isn’t required…also, we’re not tipping you if we did all the work…Pink will totall...