Pero Let Me Tell You

De Habana a NY…we need more good salsa…bring on the jazz funk…Samba con salsa, what a great combo…who wouldn’t want to tour the world playing music…ok, ok we love our Jersey Cubans too…bro, who does a danzon these days…the immigrant hustle is real…from banging casuelas to releasing an album…musical talent needs to be encouraged at all times…hmmm, are Brasilians louder than Cubans… Theme Song: Pero...

Still looking damn good Nelly Furtado…feds don’t raid a mansion for no reason…our thoughts to the victims of the MD bridge situation…hey, trolls maybe you don’t need to voice your opinion at all times…maybe Ish just doesn’t have a favorite ice cream…seriously, DJ clearly does NOT like warmth…join use for DJ’s new segment, all the best foods to freeze…is a moose as big as a motorhome…we appreciate...

How much Sweden is too much Sweden…the patriotism of US car dealerships…explaining Boxing Day…someone in the US bought London Bridge??…ok we found Kate Middleton, now what…hate her all you want, JLo is the hardest working woman in entertainment…who knew Ish could flow like that…meanwhile, a 9 year old shouldn’t be saying those things…just give us the NSYNC reunion already…talk about a weird Wild O...

Talk about an icon…our fist Hollywood Walk of Fame recipient…we are primed for a good salsa album…hmm, maybe Ish IS on the ‘Bailar’ album?…Celia is our queen now and always…album launch party by way of concert? Yes please…no biggie, just part of ‘We Are the World’…nobody’s a better music partner than dad…for real though, Papa Succar needs his own album…goes to show, stay focused and talented, succ...

“People need the Pero”…We do love a Miami media mogul (and alliterations)…Broward does just seem further away…platanos are the great Caribbean unifier…seriously, she is one ambitiously, busy lady…of course she loves Lucy (Lopez)…woot woot, one foreperson in the guest host rotation…are Oscars relevant…bank on being underestimated like Tyler Perry…oh Joe we kinda dig the schadenfreude…what VO actor...

Dua Lipa is just perfection except for the BO…los taxes…congrats to the Brits winners…who would be ‘fine’ in 2024…we miss the Virgin Megastore…Spring Break, no vengas…closing parking isn’t a great idea…paper fasteners nor horseradish will be found in Miami…Riverside Mathematics, total flashback…Usnavy & Yuleiski go to Cracker Barrel…Must See TV & TGIF…Pizzeria Chips…SoBe beverages…sour can...

Cuban Leos unite...he ACTUALLY studied business administration…comedy, drama, sci-fi the guy can do it all…just 2 Miami boys talking about restaurants…of course Gina Torres is his other mom…take that chance on your talent…TWO Guy Richie movies?!…always be the guy who talks UP people who aren’t in the room…this Westchester Pride parade is coming along nicely, right?…the immigrant work ethic never r...

And we got the episode number wrong…How does DJ NOT know Rainbow Connection…Spirit Halloween, we’ve got so many questions…SoBe WFF was DEFINITELY an experience…impostor syndrome will never leave DJ apparently…oh Yolanda…should some murderers get parole…Court TV was great…UK Wonka experience is the family friendly version of Fyre Festival…The Lion, the Witch & the Walk-in Closet…what’s your fav...

Jaunty hats are the best…seems DJ owes Ish a few gifts…Dr Seuss works on several levels…South Korea just loves Brian McKnight…many opportunities were given, just train your employees NOT to gaslight customers…reply to social media, people…what are you things people love, but don’t really love…NOBODY loves Bob Dylan, fight us…morning people do NOT exist…fat shaming is 100% wrong, but is a conventio...

Apologies, we’ve since replace the mics…doing what you love is living the dream…desde Cuba viene haciendo contenido...figuring out your 2nd act is always hard…best phrase of season 7 is “en Cuban no tenia pelucas’…good comedy can translate…the boy can do so many accents it’s scary…observation leads to good acting…como funciona la mente creativa…it’s the details that are relatable…he can step in fo...

Starbucks is NOT a safe space for DJ…Ish likes to chronologically think of I Drove All Night covers…Cyndi is an icon…we love 80s movies, even ones we aren’t Stans for…seek and you shall find your narrative, even if it’s total BS…and now we’re talking the grandaddies of conspiracy theories with 9/11…welcome back ‘white nonsense’ it’s been a while…influencers wearing shoes but barefoot…jails aren’t...

Please no earthquakes, our insurance won’t cover it…Miley really set the tone for the Grammys…reporting public records isn’t stalking…long live Celine…could We Are The World be done today…bring on Usher…don’t forget this Sunday is Janet Jackson Appreciation Day…it would take Elon Musk’s money to legally take on Disney…btw, X isn’t exactly a bastion of true free speech…Dua Lipa probably has really...

Feb is finally here…Usher makes it looks effortless…Vegas does deserve a true showman…cordon bleu & pilaf = perfection…so we go from CAO not accepting their OWN gift card to them taking any ol’ card…the multitasking Cuban barber is DEFINITELY an only in Miami thing…seriously, why the face time though…Darien owes that guy a shirt por lo menos…Muppets are real and you can’t tell us otherwise…soc...

Don’t be ridiculous, of course we’re back, Cousin Larry…yes, focus on the Olympics not the elections…Griselda: #girlboss…the Griselda glow up is real…lazy marketing can still accomplish its goals…good luck with that youth social media legislation, kids know all the tech work arounds…love Kylie, the liquor markup not so much…those poor offshore customer service centers…how did she not know the addr...

Do yourself a favor & get these chocolate bars…possibly the smartest chef we’ve ever interviewed…Venezuelan AND German…talk about some of the best foods on both sides…never too late to follow your dreams…entrepreneurial myopia…Ish would make the BEST taste tester…don’t just eat these, savor them…S’mores in a bar form? Yes, please…for the record, its pronounced ‘chew-wow’…let’s all be Chief Joy Act...

Not even distance can keep us from creating our last ep of the year…ok so we all now know the sweet spot to visit Disney…yo if you’re gonna app everything, provide some chargers in the park…seriously, our posts are all in good fun (mostly)…dear social media, why can’t we have nice things?…ahhh casual racism, what took you so long to find our post…T-Swift may be huge here, but globally it’s Latina...

Jermaine Dupree is the hip hop equivalent of fetch…we do NOT wanna be Diddy right now…expect a full Disney report when DJ returns…is the Hall of Presidents just to descansar?…Crystal Palace = unattainable dream…of course Ish knows more than 10 US presidents, flags not so much…sashay away George Santos…politicians do NOT belong on DWTS…Australians definitely take less time for goodbyes than Latinos...

Bro, SW alum are everywhere…sigh, A-Rod & his ‘Kendall is the hood’ comment will never die…Croqueta fueled childhoods are the best…communal yearbook…Warhol + Lichtenstein + Kandinsky…cartoons always influence adulthood…latinos never understand their kids moving away…one more yearbook editor…talk about an impressive resume…all 2020 was winter of 2020…here we go with DJ’s fave store again, Burdines…...

Welp, that’s pretty much 2023…DJ’s Thanksgiving leftovers were delicious…unfortunately his mom’s, not so much…stay tuned for your weekly Hall & Oates update…dime = Scrooge McDuck…longing for clubbing days without wanting to get off your phone…seriously, just come down 95 to Miami…unless you’ve got a prob with us being 1 in 4 Americans by 2060…good move with Magic 93.9, I Heart Media…Shakira: Engli...

Juan Luis Guerra was a huge part of all our lives, especially being like 10 ft tall…the bilirubin needs to be healthy…we should try to harness the energy of Charytin…bring on the Thanksgiving feast…bring on the Little Debbie…again with Royal Dansk…yep, even Arbor Day gets lechon to celebrate…don’t hate on arroz imperial…does Hickory Farms even exist any more…FOUR popcorn tins is too many…maybe don...

How has he NOT been on OUR show…another one of our east coast primos…the key to representation is authenticity…a one man show is no joke…ok, who doesn’t like aguacates…geeky calbito cubanos gotta stick together…generations man, it’s about what you leave behind…how are you going to be upset about representation…we love this guy, even though he’s gonna make our heads swell with all the love…goes to...

DJ & Flo Rida were totally gym buddies…Pitbull does pretty much cover all FL song references…please tour again Tears for Fears & Hall and Oates…look at DJ agreeing with Marco Rubio…generational trauma is true…if you leave one country for another due to asylum, maybe you don’t party there later…how do you question someone’s ethnicity…Mario Lopez was once deported thanks to Bea Arthur…privilege come...

U2 gets Coldplay hate…Kylie on a table or Toni lap dance…welcome back Bezos…do companies bringing headquarters have any real impact…encourage tech jobs as well as getting a degree…wow, look at the Vatican is being progressive…the cynic in me is totally a Fiona song…Teletubbies and Abuela…what’s your customer service boiling point…man, DJ clearly knows how to strongly word a letter…Ish is pretty ba...

In this ep, it’s the DJ & Abel show…so many in Miami long for history without trying to preserve it…never hesitate to take those pics…DJ has already shared all his pics…Orange Bowl…Hollywood Sportatorium…Deuville…Miami Stadium…Malibu Grand Prix…Los Piratas…of COURSE Burger Beast would know as much about Miami…ditto for Billy Corben…Glam Slam…Mansion…INS building…Burdines…Swensens…Bakery Centre…Mir...

3rd time’s the charm with tech difficulties…embrace the meme, Mariah…what is Hollywood Hopscotch…we get how Zooey Deschanel can caeer mal…RIP Matthew Perry…talent is one thing, it’s another to turn your challenges into learning opportunities for others…Sandy on Growing Pains was proto-Chandler…can’t argue with logic when it comes from Neo…facts don’t matter, how do you counter that…non-IP movies j...