Not For Nothin'

The NBA Playoffs started and the guys don't have a show up? That calls for an emergency show, even if it is Palm Sunday. Even if it's is the final round of The Masters (on CBS)... and even if Tiger Woods is about to win it for the fifth time. They don't care about any of that - It's all NBA playoff talk. No exceptions... well, except for that tangent about cell phone battery sharing... oh, and wel...

Here's something to hang your hat on - outlasting the AAF and the USFL. That's how good this podcast is. But the boys are sad about the demise of this new football league, even though Chris compares it to the Fyre Festival. He's not wrong. Chris runs through his Philly sports impressions, while getting butt-hurt about Kris not having a favorite Rocky movie. They skirt around not making Final Four...

Chris has found someone in the NBA he hates more than Brook Lopez... It's Chandler Parsons. It's mostly because he lost money due to him, but also because he's not good anymore. Then they come at you hard and fast with a bunch of random topics including betting on Manziel again, Joe Jesus's resurrection, Kris Humphries relevancy, restarting The Process in NOLA & their annual bad picks for the Worl...

If you're into breaking down the Sixers-Celtics game and rivalry by incorporating body-swap movies, you're listening to the right podcast. They also actually came up with a good twist on the same old story. It's good right? They get into more NBA talk and recycle some old arguments about Brook Lopez. Chris gets his 5 good minutes of AAF talk. Then it's all tourney talk - Chris toots his own horn o...

Because they're men, they know how to make something out of nothing and talk about nothing for almost an hour. Chris tries out his Bill Maher impression, then discuss the ability to make any 80's movie today? After that I think they just start talking sports, so don't really bother. But if you really want to know, they get into the beginning of the end of the Giants & the Steelers, talk a little b...

What better way to turn your clocks forward this weekend, than with a show full of hot takes! Chris just fires them off one after another, this show is so jammed-packed with hot takes, your ears will definitely bleed! Witten, LeBron, Celtics... No one is safe... except Bryce Harper since he's on the Phillies now. Either that or Chris just forgot about him with all the other excitement going on. Pl...

It's finally here! We know it's what you all (you're out there right?) have been waiting for... It's our annual Knicks lament. It doesn't happen at the same time ever, but it does happen when it's supposed to. Of course they ease their way into the show by talking Kraft.... no need for puns. Just for the hell of it, let's throw a little Giants, Yankees and Jeter in there for good measure.

Nothing like coming back from vacation and talking about terrible Fleetwood Mac concerts and quaint artist communities. After recapping each others super exciting weekends, they somehow segue into NBA talk and the mess surrounding The Brow and how the NBA should handle this. Chris gives his tips for betting the NCAA Tournament as Kris runs down a pathetic potential Basketball Hall of Fame class. T...

The boys decide to spend the day before Valentines Day together before both taking much needed vacations for the weekend (Chris partying his ass off in NOLA, while Kris goes for the dry desert heat of Arizona and a retirement community). During their time together they join in on an epic New Jack City segment. From there, they manage to get to talking about the incomparable Luis Guzman. At this po...

We interrupt this regularly scheduled podcast for, well actually just the same old podcast. Although the boys did try their hardest to have some guests. One of them even faked his wife's pregnancy to avoid coming on the pod (thanks a lot Mike). So they just trudge along and talk sports by themselves, recapping a Super Bowl that wasn't so super. But they still talk about it just like everyone else....

You know it's a good show when the guys start it off debating if you can call the Super Bowl the Super Bowl, or if you have to refer it as The Big Game. Just try and sue us Goodell. Then they keep the good times rolling by talking about their facebook posts and comments. These guys are really go the extra mile to figure out excellent and creative content for this podcast. How has no one hired them...

On this very special episode, the boys are lured into the bicycle shop of Mr. Horton with wine, adult cartoons and a photo shoot... er, um, never mind. Wrong program. Not much happens on this episode anyway. I think they talk sports, but who the hell knows with these two. Plus it's the week before the Super Bowl, so really cares either.

It's the NFL Conference Championship week, so these two dodo birds decide to talk about anything besides football. They're really good at this, aren't they? Instead, let's talk 112 (the R&B group) - and making January 12th a national holiday... then let's get back into the delightful R. Kelly talk - which brings up a great question... what do we have trapped & hidden in our closets (literally)? Ch...

The boys had such a good weekend, they couldn't wait to do another podcast. Chris recaps his odd gambling tendencies which resulted in him actually making money. Since he's riding a high, lets bring him back down to grumpy town with some Sixers talk. But please just don't bring up the Thibodeau being fired - just let him be boys. Then please move on to some exciting NFL coaching carousel talk, tha...

A new year, same old podcast? this one feels a little different, a little more organized and on point? We'll see how long it last. they start off tackling the NFL drama surrounding Quarterbacks and their Wide Receivers. The Kardashians got nothing on these fools. This leads to a breakdown of the Roethlisberger weird brainwashed PR-machine. Then do an in-memoriam for two people Chris actually wants...

The boys are are able to pull off a holiday week show. I would say it's a Christmas miracle, but some people might find that offensive. But even more realistically, these guys really have nothing else going on in their lives, so here they are. Their meander along between a new drink called the Burfict Austin Collie (get it), as a tribute to all those concussions they've both suffered. that's the h...

Ep. 119 Not For Nothin' 2018 NFL Week 16 Picks by Kris & Chris

Strap on your tinfoil hats everyone! We've reached Defcon 1 levels here, this is serious (unfortunately). Chris jumps on the Steph Curry we-didn't-land-on-the-moon-consipracy (am I using these hyphens right?), and just goes all in guns blazing. Kris loves to have fun with this usually but he's heard enough. Maybe you're wondering who wins? No one, because you can't rationalize with the insane and...

Ep. 117 Not For Nothin' 2018 Week 14 NFL Picks by Kris & Chris

This is a long one folks. They somehow get into interracial-buddy-prison escape movies - Amos & Andy anyone? They badly move on to NBA talk including Buffalo Wild Wings not being that terrible of a place: the Legend of Jimmy Butler growing; Kawhi conquering the dad-shoe market with New Balance. Then Kris opens a can of worms and starts a flash fire in Chris when he's asked who he's more wrong abou...

Ep. 115 Not For Nothin' 2018 NFL Week 12 Picks by Kris & Chris

This is the last minute celebration-holiday edition podcast show. Well for the one Chris at least. After hearing the news that the Sixers traded for Jimmy Butler, Chris grabs the wife (good job remembering her) and jumps on a plane to Uruguay... cause, why not! It's what Jimmy woulda done, right? The other Kris was able to track him down and record a show, while it was snowing where he was (just s...

Just when you think last weeks show was bad, these guys find another way to make it even worse. I don't think that's easy to do, so good job guys? there's a lot of rambling about Bill Burr and maybe some gambling? I don't really know and good luck following along boys & girls. Eventually they try to make picks this week too (22:00). And I think they are even worse than least week at that too. If y...

You want the sports talk? we got the sports talk right here! Where else are you going to get weird gambling stories and Phillies offseason rumors. Nothing but the best for our listeners. Kris even wakes up and gives a good (okay decent take on the NFL kinda make the right moves) and even goes off on two so-called NFL head coaches. They are also riding a high from their successful record for week 8...

They decided to do the show on Wednesday and it shows. Kinda feels like they don't know what to talk about. So it's all about Lebron, the Lakers & the Rondo-Chris Paul fight??? In fairness to them, its a slow sports news day. Not surprisingly, they take almost half an hour to talk it out. Then they move on to a little NFL and make their picks. Go Brock Osweiler!