Not For Nothin'

We pay our respects to everyone's high school principal in the 90's - Mr Belding. We jump all over this NY Times top 100 tv shows...but only of this century. We and a lot of our followers have a lot of bones to pick with the list. Then we tackle the WNBA Playoffs and let Chris gloat about his Liberty. Kris also had his worst take about them of all time. We finish it off with NFL week 4 picks. I th...

Who knew Perfect Strangers had a spin-off show? I'm not sure you could guess it, if you had a million guesses. Then things get a little "frosty" between these two and might have had their biggest disagreement in a very long time. We look towards the WNBA playoffs - who will win? Who do we want to win? So may questions. Then it's Week three picks for the NFL games.

Chris is in the Delta Lounge (he's got baller status, I guess). Kris is in his man hole. It's not a man cave that's for certain. They talk this and that, and then picks week 2 of NFL games. But can't really talk much, Chris has plane to catch (even though it's delayed?)

After a long layoff, the boys are back in town. They break down and preview the NFL season as only they can. And since they suck and couldn't do this earlier, they also make the picks picks for the opening weekend of the NFL season. Give me the loot!

It's August, what do you want from us.

Kris helps solve the google maps issues. Chris finds the MLB collective bargaining interesting. Too Shorts still in the house, making albums! Kris is feeling nostalgic, apparently. It's the only thing he likes about baseball. We go back to the well about the Portland Trailblazers. Kris predicts Cathy Englebert isn't the WNBA commish after the season. it's a pretty cold take at this point. Then Chr...

We definitely go on our own odyssey during this episode. Chris breaks down the movie. Then it feels like one long rant about ESPN, the Blazers owner, LeBron and more, I think?

We're back from our summer World Cup break. Chris has a new gripe, beatboxing. Just let him go. From there we get into the movie The Odyssey. Do we want to see it? Chris also comes up with a new movie genre, Kungfu horror. It's kinda brilliant. Then we slide on into World Cup topics. Kris brings up a good question, why is there only one ref for such a large field? Then he goes in on WNBA and their...

We're happy in this era, right? I mean the 90's were great, could we have just kept that going? We talk about the best thing about the world cup isn't the games. Then we do the biggest, deepest dive of the NBA prospects. How we're not NBA draft analysts is one of the world's greatest mysteries.

We celebrate the Knicks winning the chip! They're the greatest team of all time while also Americas team. Then we get into some World Cup.

Chris is feeling France right now. They are having a moment, aren't they? We do a quick rundown on the World Cup. We have a few sneaky favorites we'll be watching. Chris hates Adam Silver. We try to figure out the WNBA league as a whole. Then we discuss the NBA Finals and Chris gives his love to his favorite people of all time, Knicks fans.

We give a show review on Spider-Noir. One of us likes it the other doesn't, but might come around. Kris takes some positives on potential Sonics ownership news. He also has a very minute and frigid-ass conspiracy take on Myles Garrett going to the Rams. Then we move on to the NBA Finals and find ourselves rooting for both teams. How often does that happen? We also take a victory lap...We were righ...

We're both sniffing our way through this episode. We're not talking about the yayo, it's just allergies. Chris actually gives props to SNL. Can't blame that on the allergies though. we have a wall ball follow up, it's not an East Coast thing. We give Rob Base his props. Then we laugh at the Freedom 250 featured performers. Not at who's supposed to be there, but cause they're all dropping out. It's...

We reminisce about our childhood playground games, like wall ball and four square. We also say goodbye to Ogre, a childhood icon...Also, who knew there was a Bloodsport 2? We get into (sports) superstitions. Then we dissect the NBA Playoffs and the first week of the WNBA season.

We pay homage (of sorts) to Ted Turner and his influence on our pop culture growing up. Chris brings up another random 80's movie. But this time Kris might be interested in watching. Somehow that gets us onto Martin Scorcese's movie posters and how bad they generally are. We debate the NBA playoffs and who do we actually want to win. Then It's It's our big WNBA season preview show.

Get your NY sports here! Just kidding we're not any of those lame NY radio sports idiots. We're podcasters damn it! And yes any idiot can have a podcast, that's the point of it. We do our best not to recap the NFL draft in Pittsburgh. We're crazy for the manic NBA Playoffs. We're also excited for the WNBA season to begin. All this and we trash both Mike and The Mad Dog!

Chris asks what musicians are hall worth. We recap the crazy WNBA offseason and draft. We pick the NBA playoffs and Chris has a huuuuge upset. Did Kris nail The Masters picks?

Chris relives his puberty. Kris doesn't think Good Time Beer is a good time at all. We are beyond excited for the WNBA free agency madness. Would you eat a fish out of the Hudson River? Kris has a gambling tip for The Masters.

Here we go again, Chris and his moon landings. Also who sanctions a mission to fly near the moon. What's the point? We have to talk about the robot umps again. I'm mean the human umps are making it too easy. We discuss the WNBA's version of the Montreal Screw Job. Kris questions the Final Four pairings. I'm sure there is more, but honestly, who can keep track of it all.

This might be the happiest day of Kris's life. Maybe he can be stop being such a grouch. Kris almost got hustled in a butcher shop. We give Chuck Norris his proper send off. We celebrate baseballs opening day by making our World Series picks and celebrating robot umps. But we're really here just to celebrate the eventual return of the Seattle Supersonics back to the NBA.

Happy WNBA CBA day to all who celebrate! This episode is a melange (I've been reading the dictionary) of topics we discuss. We tackle the Oscars, NFL free agency, Chipotle ai, Banksy's identity and other crap. The title really explains this episode perfectly.

We got a long way to go and a short time to get there. Chris finally gives his review on Lonesome Dove...which came out in 1989. We blitz through some NBA and WNBA topics. Chris has a Kris trivia and then goes on a Hot Honey rant.

We pay tribute to three fallen angels. We cover a lot of ground on a lot of the Olympic sports and Chris even find his event. That's it. No, seriously, that is it.

We talk about the Olympics, penis injections, and how Chris is kinda getting into it all...except the injections. Then we get into the greatest game every played and when Kris knew the Seahawks were going to win the game. Surprisingly, he didn't gloat as much as we thought. Go Hawks!

It's Super Bowl week. We talk about some other stuff, of course. But c'mon man.