Not For Nothin'

We're happy in this era, right? I mean the 90's were great, could we have just kept that going? We talk about the best thing about the world cup isn't the games. Then we do the biggest, deepest dive of the NBA prospects. How we're not NBA draft analysts is one of the world's greatest mysteries.

We celebrate the Knicks winning the chip! They're the greatest team of all time while also Americas team. Then we get into some World Cup.

Chris is feeling France right now. They are having a moment, aren't they? We do a quick rundown on the World Cup. We have a few sneaky favorites we'll be watching. Chris hates Adam Silver. We try to figure out the WNBA league as a whole. Then we discuss the NBA Finals and Chris gives his love to his favorite people of all time, Knicks fans.

We give a show review on Spider-Noir. One of us likes it the other doesn't, but might come around. Kris takes some positives on potential Sonics ownership news. He also has a very minute and frigid-ass conspiracy take on Myles Garrett going to the Rams. Then we move on to the NBA Finals and find ourselves rooting for both teams. How often does that happen? We also take a victory lap...We were righ...

We're both sniffing our way through this episode. We're not talking about the yayo, it's just allergies. Chris actually gives props to SNL. Can't blame that on the allergies though. we have a wall ball follow up, it's not an East Coast thing. We give Rob Base his props. Then we laugh at the Freedom 250 featured performers. Not at who's supposed to be there, but cause they're all dropping out. It's...

We reminisce about our childhood playground games, like wall ball and four square. We also say goodbye to Ogre, a childhood icon...Also, who knew there was a Bloodsport 2? We get into (sports) superstitions. Then we dissect the NBA Playoffs and the first week of the WNBA season.

We pay homage (of sorts) to Ted Turner and his influence on our pop culture growing up. Chris brings up another random 80's movie. But this time Kris might be interested in watching. Somehow that gets us onto Martin Scorcese's movie posters and how bad they generally are. We debate the NBA playoffs and who do we actually want to win. Then It's It's our big WNBA season preview show.

Get your NY sports here! Just kidding we're not any of those lame NY radio sports idiots. We're podcasters damn it! And yes any idiot can have a podcast, that's the point of it. We do our best not to recap the NFL draft in Pittsburgh. We're crazy for the manic NBA Playoffs. We're also excited for the WNBA season to begin. All this and we trash both Mike and The Mad Dog!

Chris asks what musicians are hall worth. We recap the crazy WNBA offseason and draft. We pick the NBA playoffs and Chris has a huuuuge upset. Did Kris nail The Masters picks?

Chris relives his puberty. Kris doesn't think Good Time Beer is a good time at all. We are beyond excited for the WNBA free agency madness. Would you eat a fish out of the Hudson River? Kris has a gambling tip for The Masters.

Here we go again, Chris and his moon landings. Also who sanctions a mission to fly near the moon. What's the point? We have to talk about the robot umps again. I'm mean the human umps are making it too easy. We discuss the WNBA's version of the Montreal Screw Job. Kris questions the Final Four pairings. I'm sure there is more, but honestly, who can keep track of it all.

This might be the happiest day of Kris's life. Maybe he can be stop being such a grouch. Kris almost got hustled in a butcher shop. We give Chuck Norris his proper send off. We celebrate baseballs opening day by making our World Series picks and celebrating robot umps. But we're really here just to celebrate the eventual return of the Seattle Supersonics back to the NBA.

Happy WNBA CBA day to all who celebrate! This episode is a melange (I've been reading the dictionary) of topics we discuss. We tackle the Oscars, NFL free agency, Chipotle ai, Banksy's identity and other crap. The title really explains this episode perfectly.

We got a long way to go and a short time to get there. Chris finally gives his review on Lonesome Dove...which came out in 1989. We blitz through some NBA and WNBA topics. Chris has a Kris trivia and then goes on a Hot Honey rant.

We pay tribute to three fallen angels. We cover a lot of ground on a lot of the Olympic sports and Chris even find his event. That's it. No, seriously, that is it.

We talk about the Olympics, penis injections, and how Chris is kinda getting into it all...except the injections. Then we get into the greatest game every played and when Kris knew the Seahawks were going to win the game. Surprisingly, he didn't gloat as much as we thought. Go Hawks!

It's Super Bowl week. We talk about some other stuff, of course. But c'mon man.

The boys take a snow day, and talk snow issues. The Steelers hiring Mike McCarthy might be the final straw for Chris's fandom of the team...also Chris really nailed it about that organization months ago, didn't he? Kris says goodbye to one of his favorite Seattle bar, the Wagon wheel...except it's called the Waterwheel. really made a lasting impression there. Then they yammer on about the Hawks an...

Chris shares another story from his exciting life. We celebrate the brilliance and business savvy of those who run the WNBA. We round up the NFL head coaching carousel. Chris wants to hedge all his bets with some scheme that makes Kris's head spin around and hurt. Then they pick the conference championship NFL games.

Chris humble brags about his trip to Hawai'i (it must be nice). We go off on Denis Leary and the return of Boston sports fandom (can we just not). Kris brags about being an influencer, before that was even a thing. He just been living the life all Gen Z keeps wanting. Then there's a lot of ranting and weird topics while picking the NFL Divisional Round Playoff games.

Thank god 2025 is over. 26 can't be any worse, right? right? We discuss new year resolutions, again. Kris grinds his gears about drivers. Chris hates the Olympics and the World Cup. The NBA is stealing Kris's brilliant ideas again...New years same stuff. And then there's the game pick for the final week for the regular season in the NFL. Happy Frickin' New Year Everyone!

We celebrate the NY Knicks winning the NBA Championship...oh...um...err...sorry it's the (checks notes)...NBA Cup championship. Do they hang a banner and have a parade down Broadway? Chris finds an obscure reason to continue his hate-watching fetish with the Knicks. Also, is NY more of a Ranger town than a Knicks town? We rank our favorite Christmas movies. Kris shares his story of his brother tri...

They're reunited like long-distance relatives who only see each other during the holidays. They catch up talk Christmas music, getting a new dog and some sports. Just like family who doesn't want to really talk to each other. Enjoy!

Chris immediately starts asking questions he shouldn't be. What are we Joe Rogan? Then we double down with getting into NYC politics. What the hell are we doing? Speaking of stupid entities, how about the ESPNBet, huh? Chris has a movie trivia for Kris, which he kinda aces it. Chris has a theory about sports teams. Kris also has a couple random thoughts before they make their week 10 picks.

We're finally back. where have we been? Don't worry about it. The only thing you should worry about is how many angry takes Chris has this week. He's been pent up for a month so he's exploding all over us with his hot sticky man takes. We fire off fashion trends, sports, D'Angelo. This one's so scary it should be the Halloween episode.