Not For Nothin'

This week we finally get the incomparable Mike Vorkunov back on the show to discuss all things NBA - expansions and scandlas & his love of Ipswich Town FC. Then the boys make their NFL week 4 picks.

Well Chris is sick (maybe it's Mono). He's also facing a bull dog conundrum. Kris thinks he's gonna steal one. The boys sort of debate Robert Redford and his legacy I guess? Not really sure where this goes, but I think Chris finds a new appreciation for the man. Kris is in love with him plain and simple. Can Chris's house watch medical dramas? They discuss the madness that is the WNBA Playoffs. Kr...

Chris wants to kill "let's go." He's over it. However they do both appreciate the younger generations slang. It's crazy as hell, but they are here for it. They do a quick breakdown of the WNBA Playoffs and then get to picking every NFL week 2 game. You will enjoy.

We get back on track and actually have good audio quality this week. Then we grind our gears about fantasy football how the league wouldn't expand from 8 to 12 teams. Chris Leon Lett-ed it. Kris is so happy not to have to join. Sweet Relief! Then Chris has to get his Survivor League advice too. This is the down side of football season. We discuss the end of the WNBA season and what we're looking f...

As we approach the NFL season, Kris got a letter from DraftKings (that doesn't sound good), we look for some interesting betting options, but find that most of them suck. We miss the good old days of betting on rookie of the year, etc. We move on to the final leg of the WNBA regular season. Then we make our NFL season picks & predictions...wait we forgot to picks our Super Bowl matchups though.

We break down Chris's trip to England. We learn that we both can't stand the band Kiss - they're the worst. We debate who we'd rather be, the Flintstones or the Jetsons. We question what happened to sitcoms with had servants. You just don't see that any more. What you do see too much of these days are old people and their stupid opinions. Kris breaks down the NFL preseason and we give a little pre...

It's wedding season people! These two old farts have to travel and actually put a suit on and dance their asses off. Chris ties together hecklers at a comedy show to dumbasses throwing dildos at WNBA games. Then we lament the media involvement in enhancing a stupid act. Then it's time for "Kris Trivia," followed by Chris wanting to cancel his fantasy football league, he's over it. Then Kris has a...

If you're a home owner that hates their house, this episode is for you...septic talk, A/C troubles and generators for Christmas presents. We finally talk to about the passing of Hulk Hogan & Ozzy Osborne. Chris tried to watch Happy Gilmore 2...hard pass, unless you're looking to hate watch. We question what is up with Daryl Morey trashing Lakers Covid Bubble chip. Then we have to talk WNBA.

We really get into some shit on this episode, almost literally - Chris learns about the septic tank system. Chris gives his movie review for One Flew Over The Coukoo's Nest. Warning there's spoilers! We also grind our gears about too many trailers & commercials. We pay a heartfelt tribute to Frank Layden. We wouldn't have Dazzling Dunks And Basketball Bloopers without him. We have a Chris Trivia a...

Chris makes an attempt at a formal apology. Kris wonders one of life's great mysteries...why don't people moon others any more? Although Chris has done it with his father-in-law of all people. It's also the dogs days of summer, at least for us. So we fill some time before talking about summer league basketball, the WNBA lull. We're so sports starved we're even looking forward to football training...

I know we've said this before, but this episode really does have it all. Nipples, side boobs, sleeveless shirts, men fishing, MAMILS. What is this a barstool podcast? We even talk WNBA expansion. How everyone is getting a statue in Seattle. NBA draft and free agency.

We try not to go down lifes path too far on this one. It's our big NBA Draft spectacular show, so no movie reviews, or grinding gears, etc. We do discuss the art of talking shit, and whether Chris is really that mean of a person. Otherwise we focus on the end of the finals, the big Durant trade right before game 7. Kris has a brilliant ideas to help fix the draft format. Then we mock our version o...

Chris thinks it's Shark Week, but we're just happy it's Juneteenth. Do we even know what each of our national holidays are really for? Chris recaps his dude-ranch vacation in Montana. Chris realizes how stupid Pickleball is. Also what the hell was the standardized tests, those were pointless right? Kris recaps the Pee Wee doc, and also recommends Love & Mercy. Then we tackle the WNBA & the Caitlin...

This one is all over the place. But it's hot out and the allergies are running wild. So this is what you get.

Chris has the craziest idea you could ever imagine and it's really pissed Kris off. Which leads us to the NBA Playoffs of course. Can the Knicks pull off the craziest of comebacks? Do we want them to in the best interests of the NBA championship? Maybe we all need to be Pacers fans at this point. Oh and also the WNBA season is awesome this year. You can't want more than that.

we took a little hiatus, but we're back you sons of bitches. We're marvel at opening week of the WNBA season. We give praise to the Knicks, but also to the Pacer. Yeah, we're playing both sides. Kris revisits the two huge trades that are impacting the payoffs as well. We raise our beers to the legend Norm!

For this episode we're highway men. We also talk GI Joe, comics, etc. But our true passion for today at least, is our favorite highways. But just don't get us started on those damn parkways. Those can go straight to hell. Oh, also we talk a little NBA Playoffs. I guess we need to talk some sports.

It's the movie review episode. Scary movies, sequels, even the ads before main feature in the theater. We do it all. We review the WNBA draft and get hyped for Malonga! Then we feel our way through the NBA playoffs. That's it. That's the show.

We're both really grinding our gears on this show. But we also praise one of our all time favorites, Val Kilmer. Actually, we also celebrate two legends of the WNBA Sue Bird & Elena Delle Donne, while also praising the success and awesomeness of the Unrivaled league. Then we throw in some hockey and NBA playoffs as well. Maybe this episode isn't so grindy after all.

Chris has a problem with Boston, again. Oh and also commercials when you pause your favorite shows. Then we discuss torpedo bats and who were picking to win the world series. Wouldn't it be fun if the two teams without a home stadium would be in it? We try to decide if we are excited for the NBA playoffs. But we are excited for the coming WNBA season, that's for sure. To end it all, Kris grinds hi...

Chris is cosplaying in Kansas City. We celebrate the greatness of George Foreman and his grill. We get a little heated on the the tourney chalk. Is there a bright side to the Giants QB mess? and a little NBA talk to finish this one off.

Chris is in Kansas City and he's got the BBQ Blues. We have a stupid argument about Fats Domino and the blues. Then we try to figure out which actors filmography we've watched the most movies. We have two very different responses. Then we break down the entire tournament bracket by bracket... nah not really we don't really care this year, but we'll just watch and enjoy.

Kris is back and regales us all with stories from the Caribbean...and also getting groped by the Curacaoan airport security. At least there wasn't a cavity search. Chris is concerned for the future of social media stars. Then we move on to what the hell is going on in NFL free agency. Then we laugh at the Orland Magic Hall of Fame. It's a joke. Then we call out the MLB Commissioner for being cuck.

Kris is out! Cold Cuts and RJ are IN. And the Knicks Lament is back. This one has a powerful "twist" as the fellas brief us on what the (then) current state of Knicks fandom is, how high are their hopes, why Hubie Brown is the best coach of all time, and MORE! Oh, not before everyone pours one out for Gene Hackman and his under appreciated starring role in the sports movie classic "Radio" - pronou...

It's drunk trivia Tuesday! Is your home town the drunkest city in your state? Let's find out! We don't show, but tell about old photos from our past. Sorry for our eyes only. We have some good news & better news about MLB. We debate potential expansions teams for the WNBA. Then we feel bad for Knicks fans. No seriously. We're being sincere. Honestly.