Not For Nothin'

The boys start off strong, going down the dumb-ass rabbit hole about how to determine time and and how old we really are. What a way to celebrate ones birthday. At least they don't let it get too far and end up with a three hour tour. They jump right into the mud and preview the NBA season that starts now. Then they are able to shift fairly swiftly, halfway through, into making week eight picks in...

Ep. 159 Not for Nothin' 2019 NFL Week 7 Picks by Kris & Chris

Chris is in Paris having drank seven bottles of wine and sitting in the kitchen of his airbnb. I think it's as sad as it sounds. It's best to keep this one short. I'm sure most of you will appreciate that. So they just make picks for week 6 of this crazy dumb NFL season. Merci!

Just another day in paradise. Well, except when it comes to gambling. Boy, week 4 was a really stinker. But against all odds, they will push forth because they feel like there's something in the air tonight. Now that these two are leading separate lives, it's still a groovy kind of love and in all honesty they're an easy lover for the gambling gods. Seriously, all they need is one more night to ge...

Rambling, rumbling, bumbling, stumbling. That's what these guys do better than anyone. So why not try for a third hour-and-a-half show. Who needs to worry about what to talk about, sh*t will just come out. speaking of which, why not talk about politics and then baseball - and the playoffs that are about to start - when that's the last thing you want to talk about it. At least they come together to...

After loosing an icon last week and paying their respects - it's time to do it again. This time they say goodbye to a legend who left us all too soon (actually, if was three years too late, but nows not the time). Fortunately, every time a Manning is put down, an angel gets its wings - and the angel is the Mississippi Mustache that has Duval County and the rest of the country wanting a mustache ri...

Kris travels all the way to Pittsburgh to do a live show with Chris. This is true love people. Plus the Seahawks are Playing the Steelers, so that might be the real reason. As a bonus, the intern Peter decides to come out into the world and join in on the fun! They get into some topics - it's hard to keep track, so just give a listen (it's a long one again). Plus their famed week 2 picks - since t...

Man these two are really good at the art of talking about nothing, right? If it wasn't football season, the househusbands could do a whole show on Kelly Clarkson and her new daytime talk show. But unfortunately, its business time. So put on your business socks, cause its time to make some money... er, at least break even? That's also our new slogan: Not For Nothin' but you'll do alright. They make...

The Househusbands are back talking car shopping, reviewing season 2 of Mindhunter (what was going on in that bathroom?), then move on gas station boner pill use in baseball and other stupid PED usage in competitions that shouldn't. They also want to bring back the Pan Am games, especially compared to the publicity and promotion of The Little League World Series. Which they also figure might be one...

Chris calls-in from the Admirals Club inside the Denver airport, griping about plane problems. Then moves on to describing those hot August nights in Libby Montana, where everyone is "putting the gut." As Chris said himself, "It was more insane than I could have ever imagined." He passes along his cousins prediction for the NFL season. The only problem is, he's Canadian so we'll have to take it at...

After three years and 149 episodes the boys decide to step it up a notch and join 2014 in using social media to engage anyone who'll listen. They also throw out the idea of their friends or listeners creating a new intro/theme song for them. Doubt it'll happen. Chris fills us in on his upcoming MAGA trip to Montana, where he'll try to do burnouts in his dads Mustang. They do their own Rutger Hauer...

Kris decides to stop eating a bowl of pasta and drinking two bottles of white wine with each meal in Italy (it wasn't easy)and come home and do a show. Chris is working on a Opera about the famed(?) Gamblero. and gives his Netflix documentary recommendations. It's kind of a slow start, but what else is new when Kris comes back from vacation. Chris has a great t-shirt idea, which leads them into ta...

This episode is potpourri of meth-gators and dumb people in sports. Just listen there seems to be a theme through every topic of conversation. I defy you to say differently. Anyways, I don't care, cause I'm off on a European Vacation. Ciao bitches!

This is the only time we'll try to mention Stranger Things on this pod. But honestly how has no-one tried to write an article describing or comparing how NBA Free Agency is like a season of Stranger Things? Although I'm sure The Ringer will have one up soon now... you're welcome? Obviously these two guys do talk about the latest crazy of free agency, reignite the dream of OKC back to Seattle (with...

This isn't really an emergency post-free agent frenzy podcast, but more a celebration of all things that are great with America right now in honor of this nations birthday. Things like, NBA free agency, Women's World Cup Soccer team, gambling in Pittsburgh with your interns and finding heroin on Cape Cod because your spending time with the in-laws. That really sums up the the whole show, so light...

The real NBA season is about to start - Free Agency. So what better way for Heckle & Jeckle to crow on about it, than to bring in the only professional they know (and someone who actually knows what he's talking about), Mike Vorkunov of The Athletic. Not sure why he agreed to come back to the podcast (Chris must have some compromising pictures), but he agrees partake in a mini version of the Knick...

The boys begin their long-distance relationship and hopefully they can make it work and not cheat on each other. While regaling us all with his first Pittsburgh story, Chris reveals he's already found a new drinking buddy...what a whore. They end up actually talking baseball as well. What the hell is going on with these two? In the end they go back to their first love, reviewing the NBA Draft. It...

They start off hot and argue too many of the little plays NBA Finals game 5. Chris sees a conspiracy and thinks Kris is blinded by his love of the refs and the Raptors... Is dinophile a real thing? They do some bad gambling advice on the Finals, women's world cup, and the NHL. Chris does a bad Tony Dungy impression, gives a shout out to the passing of Dr. John for some reason, wonder what the hell...

Why talk about sports when you can debate the importance of Van Morrison, and wonder truthfully if his music is really any good. Spoiler alert, these two don't think so. They eventually move on to NBA Finals and why everyone(?) jumped off the Warriors bandwagon after the first game. They wrap things up with a little gambling and some WNBA talk. Apparently that's where the money is. Oh and Drake is...

This is an Not For Nothin' After Dark episode. However it's not very sexy, and might make you sleepy. Speaking of which... let's talk about Drake. It's the only downside of the Raptors making the Finals. But they make the best of it and move forward talking NBA Finals and NBA Draft prospects. They even breakdown NBA media coverage. this is getting naughty. After that, their pillow talk is sexy acc...

They boys, surprisingly, recap the NBA Draft Lottery and try to fix it, like they do everything else. They also get into some bad gambling ideas. Chris leans heavily in to golf betting, while Kris goes off the deep end, trying to figure out betting on Game of Thrones. They manage to find their way back out and talk Sixers & NBA Conference Finals.

This ones full of helium. No seriously they boys tackle the world helium crisis. spoiler alert... they don't solve it. But they may have fund out the truth why there is one. Other than that, it's 90's urban movie genre (is that what is called?), and a few call backs to previous show topics for Chris (little surprised he can actually remember what he's said), and might as well end it with some bad...

If you're big fans of the Kentucky Derby, this episode is not for you. Just don't listen. But also because it feels like these two are just half-assing it. But as far as Kris is concerned you can take your big hats, douchey blue blazers, fake-ass rich wannabes and your mint juleps and shove it all up your... well not the juleps, those are actually delicious. Eventually they talk about real sports,...

Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you bad But I did it anyway And now maybe Some would say your life was sad But you lived it anyway And so maybe...

Ep. 136 Not For Nothin' But This Ones a Sh*t Show by Kris & Chris