Not For Nothin'

After just getting through 100 shows and coming off a rough weekend of sleepovers and wine in the Hamptons, the boys ease into their 2018 NFL Preview episode. They keep hammering away at those baseball changes, talk Martha Stewart and some other nonsense, before deciding to talk Kris's first time fantasy footballing, bad gambling on the NFL. They we're supposed to do more previewing and making sea...

In typical NFN style, the guys celebrate their great accomplishment of making 100 episodes, by celebrating it during their 101st show. And to turn it up to 11, they have a bbq and do a round-table format with three of their closest fans (friends) and Chris's sister. Yeah, this one is epic!

Chris and Kris celebrate their 100th episode. How do they celebrate? By waiting until the following week to have a party coincide with their 101st episode. That seems right. They debate Jayson Werth vs. stat nerds, and Kris tries to go off on a rant, but Chris won't let him, keeping him from being unleashed. Otherwise they agree analytics and stats in baseball are out of control, and the game shou...

Wait, what happened here? Chris and Kris start off bashing people (that's not the weird part), and wondering why Boomer is showing his junk to other guys. Then they talk a lot of baseball (which is kinda weird, but still not the thing) - come up with having ties in baseball, Rick Sutcliffe, Lou Whitaker not in the Hall of Fame. They move on to football and talk Steelers and Dez Bryant. Then it goe...

This episode is all about gambling in Jersey (what uo Monmouth Park Sports Book!) and gambling on Johnny Manziel... oh, and gambling on the Spurs... aaaannnd gambling on the Dolphins. Man these guys really bring the good stuff. Sheesh. try to make an effort huh fellas? Somehow they fill a whole hour with this stuff. It's so good you'll feel like your being indoctrinated into a cult by audio brainw...

The big news of the week isn't the Kawhi Leonard for Demar DeRozan trade. It's that MLB Commish... Rob Manfred (yeah, that's his name) copied Chris's idea on how to fix the sport. But Chris can't talk about it cause he's so mad. So they move onto the stupid trade everyone had to have an emergency podcast about. These guys decided to wait 24 hours like normal idiots. Oh, and they are finally able t...

Chris is coming out firing this episode... he is hot-to-trot today... He actually came into this show really prepared, which is awesome because Kris is is still trying to ease his way back into civilization and people after being around wild animals for two weeks. Chris fixes baseball, again. He's getting good at this. Then they talk a little World Cup, before getting to Chris's next big idea - ho...

Kris has to come in and save the day via a golden phone in while on vacation in Dubai...yep Dubai, but the seemingly Lost Episode has been unearthed and it's at LEAST twice as exciting as Capone's Vault. Suffice to say, Geraldo's got nothing on Kold Kutz Davey and Mr. RJ Weaver - who stopped by to grade the Knicks Draft, discuss Eli's Future, and evaluate Melo's coaching skills. And no one even cr...

For their ultimate, end-all-to-be-all, NBA draft show that no one can compete with, Chris & Kris talk baseball. So typical. They also talk World Cup and toot each others horns over their picks. It's way to early you guys. But again, so typical. Finally they get to talking NBA and the draft. Just not really sure what they're talking about though. Typical? Yup. Finally they come to the end, and Chri...

What to talk about now that baseball is the only major sport going on. How about Christian Hackenberg... Um okay. Both guys have new and innovative ideas for baseball. One of them's got to be good, right? They talk about the World Cup and pick a few teams to route for, or bet on if that helps. Then Kris throws out another sizzling hot idea for LeBron James. It's so good, in confounds Chris. They t...

Ding, dong the witch is dead! The boys tried to do this weeks show on a Tuesday morning, it didn't work, so they waited till Friday. They believe it was divine intervention (the work of Hinkie?) telling them to wait and they will be rewarded. Bryan Colangelo was fired Thursday. So you tell me. Even more incredible, they they start off the show not by talking baseball, but Hockey. Where'd that come...

We'd like to dedicate this show to the mastermind, Sam Hinkie. One way or another he's pulling the strings on this whole Colangelo Conundrum. He's either the whistleblower, or the con man setting him up, right? Oh man Chris's conspiracy theories are really starting to affect (infect?) all of us. There's also some NBA Finals talk, but who really cares about that now.

The boys get into the hottest topic of last week, legalized sports gambling. Hooray, they finally decided to get around to it. To honor this momentous (albeit late) occasion, they call up their west coast bookie, Benmo. After that its a Lebron Love-fest. Chris makes some crazy statements, somehow Kris agrees. You know how this goes.

It only took them four times this week to try to do this show. Maybe it was divine intervention, or just a Romanian Centennial Festival to bring these two together for the show of shows. They figure out the next great American Festival, and which country to appropriate it from. They talk baseball of course, because it's kinda like a virus. But then they talk NBA Playoffs and Chris's favorite topic...

Ep. 88 Not For Nothin' They Talk Sports, What Do You Want From Them, Huh? by Kris & Chris

The show starts off talking tart and dry cider. Kinda explains the whole show, doesn't it? They actually talk some baseball, but of course it's not all game related because why? They do pick their World Series favorites but it's two NL teams, so good luck with that (7:34). Do they really believe in the Sixers playoff hopes, and Kris wants to bet on the Blazers (41:21). And LeBron trying to claim i...

C & K ease their way into a civilized show by forgetting their ugly past and really quickly talking about one baseball story...honestly, it's enough (2:40). There's a lot of loose meandering, before Kris some how Jedi Mind tricks Chris into talking NFL Draft (12:17). Finally these two settle their differences on Brad Stevens and find some common ground to move forward on. That and they talk NBA pl...

They start out talking baseball, baseball - Are there any cool-ass players right now (2:30)? After spending way too long on baseball, these two finally get to the good stuff, NBA Playoffs. What's up with Lance, Can LeBron really go wherever he wants, you know the really important questions. (22:28). Then the inevitable happens Brad Stevens come between the Chris and Kris (44:45). They wrap it up t...

The Portland Trailblazers are so bad at playoff basketball, Chris & Kris decided to call an emergency podcast to about it. At least that's their excuse for failing to produce one earlier last week. As usual they talk about sports and a lot of nonsense.

Chris calls in from LA and Kris has a little technical issues, fitting for their last show from their seaport location. They start off with more baseball talk, which is absurd. But at least they bash the Yankees announcers (3:23). After a smooth sequel into NBA talk, Kris comes out firing with a hot take, Sixers in the Eastern Conference Finals (24:14)! Chris throws out his pick of the week early...

The show starts off a little messy and it doesn't get much better than that. Ya know, they're kinda the Grayson Allen of on-line radio sports shows (:52). They do talk March Madness for a while, but they are so scatterbrained it morphs into NBA talk (8:26). They solve the fouling & too many free throws problem, then go back to jumping between topics involving OBJ & Albert Belle (24:20). Then they...

With Kris back in studio (in body only though it seems), the guys bring in long-time friend and Super Fan of the show, Anthony Moreno Brown. There's a lot of rambling in random topics, but eventually they talk about the hottest sports topics in 2017, because that's topical (8:09). They do bring it to the present with NCAA & G League ideas, And Kris actually agrees with Chris twice, it's amazing! T...

With winter coming to a close the boys hope springs eternal, shouts out the loss of Craig Mack and how much time left they have themselves (:40). Somehow this is related to their brackets busting on the first day of the NCAA Tournament. So of course, they "re-do" their brackets, cause that's not cheating at all (4:20). Like the flowers starting to bloom so does their love of the NBA (23:48). Then...

The boys attempt to fill out their brackets, because last years show turned out so well. Somehow they managed to turn into a sex version of Car Talk. Actually that's not so surprising now.

The boys decide to to have Oscar talk, with a little conspiracy theory town in there, because thats what they do (2:36). Chris realizes Shape of Water is a Oscar-winning remake of Splash (17:06). They handicap the Amazon HQ2 location odds (25:33). Finally, some sports talk, c'mon fellas: Lebron potential affect on the Sixers, why Vikings would be interested in Kirk Cousins, NBA bets of the week (3...