Narcissists Talking

Happy birthday legends! A year ago you were born. To celebrate, proud parents Jason and Alaina pulled together the top 53 most SHOCKING  moments from the last year, as well as go over the best/worst episodes. They also just chit chat :) Topics include: how records work, The Traitors cast reveal, “skinny ninny Minnie summer,” party hat lore, pigeon pose, new Hunger Games book, IOS 18 upgrades, and...

Pop, six, squish, uh-oh, circero, AirPods. The Narcissists (lady slayers, Jason and Alaina) are both in the country, and both up to no good once again. Todays topics: Ship of Theseus, The Hobbit 2, X-Men ‘97,  Survivor finale, super powers, James Dean hot??, kicking graves, “lobster tail,” Knives Out 3 and Traitors 3 casting, Iron Claw, and Jason’s fav Michael Jackson songs. S/o all our ancient vo...

Hey legends -_- The narcissists are bbbback with another hit episode. Today’s “yip” topics: Rube Goldberg machines, escape rooms, Eartha Kits, the fable of Androcles and the Lion, egg toss at church picnics, breakfast sandwiches, Swiss German, and royal portraits. Compared to the “yap” topics of: Hailey Bieber pregnancy, “summer of sports,” Pinocchio, The Idea of You, Bridgerton, and the stunning...

Podcast vibesss. Hey legends. Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are reporting live from the red carpet. They discuss their fav Met Gala looks and drama, Jason’s 24 hr trip to NYC, smiling at dogs, the formation of European borders, urinal culture, pinkaty drinkity, and lots of new music recs! Stream on every platform so we can get lots of money.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the narcissists are back to serve up another ep, legends. Coming off some devastating news (and a new fuck ass bob), the legends are absolutely scrambling. Thank god they find purchase in talking about Challengers, Rugrats in Paris, #summerofsports, Misogynior, Dexter’s laboratory impression, Blade Runner, macaroons (macarons?), video essays, and p...

Hey legends, your local narcissists are here THANK GOD. Alaina is losing her gd mind over Taylor Swift’s TTPD album and has LOTS to say and Jason is her very kind cohost!!! They also are still into LotR, hence the title of this ep. Other topics: new sci-fi book recs, The School of Rock, Ghostbusters song controversy, fidget toys, & Drag Race finale. They also play two fun musical games! Please...

¡Hola leyendas! Jason and Alaina are back for more yapping and yipping. They have a lot to say after not hanging for 10 days?? They were in a huge fight….. Topics include: pajamas, ze/zir pronouns, pros of private jets, Problemista (again??), Jason Bleeding from his neck, yap or yip, “classic things to do” list, Pompeii 79 AD, Pillows in the wild, Super Mario 64, and Jason’s recommended “stimming”...

Welcome in, Legends, the water’s warm. Jason and Alaina pontificate on many topics in today’s episode, such as, Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter , Canterbury Tales , tornado drills, biblical musicals, joining Survivor, spaghetti westerns, aliens, homeschooling, and we try to solve the Sphinx’s riddles three. All in a day’s work. Jason also tries to dox his manager, but George Glass did some cutie edits. Al...

Happy Holy Week Legends. The Narcissists are back doing what they do best, gabbing about God, Gollum, and Grande x Gillies. Other topics include: Maundy Thursday, Lord of the Rings, favorite spider icon, Katy Perry on American Idol, “some pig,” HGTV shows, drinking warm water, Kate Middleton update, Euphoria cancellation, Bachelor Finale, and Jesus turning water into wine slay. Rate this podcast 5...

Jason and Alaina are back (in a promptly manner) to deliver a feast of auditory excellence. This week topics obviously include the merits of fiefdom, the great Minneapolis vs. St. Paul war, Queen Charlotte (the pregnant stingray and of Bridgerton fame), being 27 (almost), Alaina’s recurring moldy cheese incidents, House of the Dragon trailer, and a mail segment. They also give an overview of the f...

My eyes see Legends! Jason and Alaina are hot and heavy (in the sense that…) on the mic this week because they have lots to cover! Topics include: The Oscars, Kate Middleton, Eternal Sunshine, The Traitors finale, Survivor, Dianne Warwick meltdown, Clue, Ellen apologist apology, airplane decorum, and #stopasianhate. Listen... or else??

Hey, cutie Legends. After weeks of silence the Lisan al-Gaib and the Reverend Mother (Jason and Alaina) have returned! And they are verrryy excited about Dune 2. They give a spoiler free review before going into final Oscar’s predictions. They also pontificate about the world in a new segment inspired by the podcast, Exploration: Live. Topics include: 45 minute coaster, fireworks at Disney, the py...

Hey Legends. Jason and Alaina are back for more fun! This weeks topics are truly all over the place: Jumbo the elephant, country music, Zendaya, water in ear, Dune London Premiere, Met Gala, tropes deep dive. They also bravely and vulnerably take a journey through their notes app and discuss their dream Traitors cast, celebrity theories, new bits, and more. Give us 5 stars or else…?

Play ball!!! Tonight Jason and Alaina are watching the Super Bowl (aka Wicked trailer premiere.) Hear their LIVE thoughts as the game streams in the background (on mute DUH.) Other topics include: The Grammys, hating on Taylor Swift, Teletubbies ranking, Gua sha, The Traitors, country music, Cat Cohen, and favorite green friends, of course. Jason also shares a new word! Listen!  Also insane how Al...

Come celebrate Hollywood’s biggest night! Welcome to the 2023 Narcissists Talking Legend Award Ceremony, hosted by esteemed narcissists, Jason and Alaina (and others….) The results are in! Tonight, special winners will go home with one of the most coveted awards there is, an NTLA (the boys all know). 

Get ready to be yapped at Legends! Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, fill ya in on recent pop culture drama (Nicki Minaj you’re a violent girl!!), and do a media round up (Percy Jackson finale, The Zone of Interest). The star segment of the episode is the recap of their 2023 culture predictions/reveal of their 2024 predictions. Please give us grace!! Other topics include: Epic Universe, J Lo lip sync...

The Narcissists are BBBBBACK! Jason and Alaina return after a holiday break and, girlll it’s Oscar season already?! They have mixed feelings (hence the Jan 6thing.)They review snubs, surprises, and highlight their favorite performances and films. They then chat about the most important things happening in culture rn such as Percy Jackson, Jason’s toast era, Attack on Titan, Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Es...

Welcome to the Narcissists Talking first annual Legend Award Nomination Ceremony where hosts, Jason and Alaina, reveal this year’s nominees. Unlike the Oscars, Grammys, Olympics, etc. the NTLA is one of the few award ceremonies to expand all aspects of culture. Just to be nominated amongst icons, dreamers, poets, & others in such a prestigious ceremony is a privilege and a pleasure. To vote fo...

Welcome to day 12 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Dont cry because it’s over, smile because it happened!! On this special season finale, it’s all about The Nutcracker. Hope you nuts are prepared to crack!

Welcome to day 11 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today they gab about Webkinz, which unfortunately started Jason and Alaina down a hole of rapid consumerism. Let the pod know if you also had suspicions about Dr. Quack!! 

Welcome to day 10 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today we pour one out for the Titanic. Unsinkable?? Likely story…  This ep is available to stream- near, far, wherever you are!

Welcome to day 9 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. If you were on Twitter in 2022, you know why this is a top moment of culture. Can’t wise to hear what Miss Flo has to say about this one!!

Welcome to day 8 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Need some direction in your life? Well Hammurabi agreed, which inspired him to write the longest, best organized, best-preserved set of laws even! In the words of Dua Lipa “I got 282 rules, I count em”

Welcome to day 7 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. On a snowy night mid November, God created Anne Hathaway and the world was forever changed. We dreamed a dream and Annie delivered!!

Welcome to day 6 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today is all about the Hunger Games. Are you coming to the pod legends?? HUGE Hungie Games spoilers ahead!