Narcissists Talking

Jason and Alaina are back (in a promptly manner) to deliver a feast of auditory excellence. This week topics obviously include the merits of fiefdom, the great Minneapolis vs. St. Paul war, Queen Charlotte (the pregnant stingray and of Bridgerton fame), being 27 (almost), Alaina’s recurring moldy cheese incidents, House of the Dragon trailer, and a mail segment. They also give an overview of the f...

My eyes see Legends! Jason and Alaina are hot and heavy (in the sense that…) on the mic this week because they have lots to cover! Topics include: The Oscars, Kate Middleton, Eternal Sunshine, The Traitors finale, Survivor, Dianne Warwick meltdown, Clue, Ellen apologist apology, airplane decorum, and #stopasianhate. Listen... or else??

Hey, cutie Legends. After weeks of silence the Lisan al-Gaib and the Reverend Mother (Jason and Alaina) have returned! And they are verrryy excited about Dune 2. They give a spoiler free review before going into final Oscar’s predictions. They also pontificate about the world in a new segment inspired by the podcast, Exploration: Live. Topics include: 45 minute coaster, fireworks at Disney, the py...

Hey Legends. Jason and Alaina are back for more fun! This weeks topics are truly all over the place: Jumbo the elephant, country music, Zendaya, water in ear, Dune London Premiere, Met Gala, tropes deep dive. They also bravely and vulnerably take a journey through their notes app and discuss their dream Traitors cast, celebrity theories, new bits, and more. Give us 5 stars or else…?

Play ball!!! Tonight Jason and Alaina are watching the Super Bowl (aka Wicked trailer premiere.) Hear their LIVE thoughts as the game streams in the background (on mute DUH.) Other topics include: The Grammys, hating on Taylor Swift, Teletubbies ranking, Gua sha, The Traitors, country music, Cat Cohen, and favorite green friends, of course. Jason also shares a new word! Listen!  Also insane how Al...

Come celebrate Hollywood’s biggest night! Welcome to the 2023 Narcissists Talking Legend Award Ceremony, hosted by esteemed narcissists, Jason and Alaina (and others….) The results are in! Tonight, special winners will go home with one of the most coveted awards there is, an NTLA (the boys all know). 

Get ready to be yapped at Legends! Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, fill ya in on recent pop culture drama (Nicki Minaj you’re a violent girl!!), and do a media round up (Percy Jackson finale, The Zone of Interest). The star segment of the episode is the recap of their 2023 culture predictions/reveal of their 2024 predictions. Please give us grace!! Other topics include: Epic Universe, J Lo lip sync...

The Narcissists are BBBBBACK! Jason and Alaina return after a holiday break and, girlll it’s Oscar season already?! They have mixed feelings (hence the Jan 6thing.)They review snubs, surprises, and highlight their favorite performances and films. They then chat about the most important things happening in culture rn such as Percy Jackson, Jason’s toast era, Attack on Titan, Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Es...

Welcome to the Narcissists Talking first annual Legend Award Nomination Ceremony where hosts, Jason and Alaina, reveal this year’s nominees. Unlike the Oscars, Grammys, Olympics, etc. the NTLA is one of the few award ceremonies to expand all aspects of culture. Just to be nominated amongst icons, dreamers, poets, & others in such a prestigious ceremony is a privilege and a pleasure. To vote fo...

Welcome to day 12 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Dont cry because it’s over, smile because it happened!! On this special season finale, it’s all about The Nutcracker. Hope you nuts are prepared to crack!

Welcome to day 11 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today they gab about Webkinz, which unfortunately started Jason and Alaina down a hole of rapid consumerism. Let the pod know if you also had suspicions about Dr. Quack!! 

Welcome to day 10 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today we pour one out for the Titanic. Unsinkable?? Likely story…  This ep is available to stream- near, far, wherever you are!

Welcome to day 9 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. If you were on Twitter in 2022, you know why this is a top moment of culture. Can’t wise to hear what Miss Flo has to say about this one!!

Welcome to day 8 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Need some direction in your life? Well Hammurabi agreed, which inspired him to write the longest, best organized, best-preserved set of laws even! In the words of Dua Lipa “I got 282 rules, I count em”

Welcome to day 7 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. On a snowy night mid November, God created Anne Hathaway and the world was forever changed. We dreamed a dream and Annie delivered!!

Welcome to day 6 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today is all about the Hunger Games. Are you coming to the pod legends?? HUGE Hungie Games spoilers ahead!

Welcome to day 5 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Listen as the hosts guide you through ghosts of 7 wonders past, present, and future. 

Heyyyy legends. The narcissists are back, but this time it’s a full length ep. Topics include: Wonka, Waitress, The Boy and The Heron, sh*tting in bookstores, sh*tting at weddings, Sara Bareilles EGOT, Golden Globes nominations, Tate McRae, & beefing with Simone Biles. Stream worthy… we’ll let you be the judge of that… ALSO! There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Cate...

Welcome to day 4 of Narcissismas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today it’s about the Mozart of our time, Selena Gomez. Tune in to hear Jason iconically say, “They say the day the music died is about Selena Gomez losing her last kidney.” There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categori...

Welcome to Day 3 of Narcissistmas, legends (sky people), where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina (Na’vi), break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today we aren’t alone in the studio because Eywa is here to help us dive into the world of James Cameron’s Avatar. We love those blue freaks!! 

Welcome to day 2 of Narcissistmas, legends, where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today they honor the creation of the GPS, because without her…… girl…. we’re lost!! 5 stars or naughty list xoxo

Welcome to day 1 of Narcissistmas, legends, where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today is all about the who, what, where, Wii of the 2006 best selling Christmas present, the Wii. 5 stars or naughty list!!

Ho, ho, ho, Legends! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are feeling festive today so they wanted to celebrate by giving some holiday pop culture recommendations. They of course discuss other media recently consumed during this holiday season like Variety’s Actors on Actors, Drag Race S16 promo, DWTS finale, Doja Cat, May December, Gerry from the bachelor, idk honestly!!! Bro please just listen. Th...

¡Hola leyendas! Welcome to this week’s episode of Narcissists Talking with Jason and Alaina. Big week for the pod! They introduce the categories for the first annual Narcissists Talking Legend Awards 2023, and hint at their upcoming 12 Days of Narcissistmas. Other topics include: No Hard Feelings, Spotify Wrapped, horses, LoTRs Two Towers, & Minneapolis mega murder of crows. They also do a mus...

Ello Legends! Jason is back from his iconic London adventure (Yes, Alaina did go to Bemidji too whateverrr!!). The narcissists are giddy to jump on the mic and talk movies: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Priscilla, The Killers, and—fresh out the theater—Saltburn. They read mail, watch for Reputation TV drop (clowned again I don’t want to talk about it), The Crown, escape rooms, Ariana Grande...