Narcissists Talking

Legends! The narcissists are back in the studio and this time they brought company… Alaina’s dad’s favorite guest, Brother Erik, is back! They talk House of the Dragon returning, The Jimmy’s, Naz Reid, Italy, the Alaskan mudflats, F1, epic party ideas, Love Island, and flavored gum. Confused why there’s two episodes this week? Well George Glass played in your faces… but this is the most up to date...

Hi Legends. So here’s the thing. George Glass forget to post this. we should have fired him… but it’s pride month. The prettiest narcissists in America, Jason and Lainie, are back back back again. Today’s topics include: Disclosure Day, new Olivia album, Summertime, Gulliver Travels, mythical islands, splatting from windows, Love Island, The Magicians Nephew, new lamps, and Phoebe Berman’s gonna l...

Blah blah blah! Into that? Listen to world-famous narcissists, Jason and Alaina, blab about culture after the man tried to silence them. They will not go gently into that good night! Tonight’s topics: The Invisible Man movie, Jimmy Neutron movie, Taylor Swift tacky wedding, Love Island clients, the Tonys, chunks, Hacks and Euphoria finales, and recent reads. Please don’t report us to Spotify!!! 

Legends, the Narcissists have sinned, and they urge you to accept their confession. This episode was recorded on Thursday and since then, there are more regrets Lainie must take responsibility for. Lainie is sorry about what she said about Callum Turner, especially since it’s his wedding week. She had a bitchy moment and hope it can be excused. He’d be a great Bond. Lainie talked to her friendly T...

Yalllll it’s giggle time! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to penetrate your ears with a joyous noise! What was discussed? Who cares! But if you do…. The 4 Agreements, paradoxes, Survivor, Vanderpump Rules, scones, Baroque literature, The Devil Wears Prada 2, LOTS of awesome music, and a new summer goal is revealed…  bibia be ye ye!

Happy Sunday Legends! Jason is back in the US and in your ears. Lainie is there too. Lots to cover! Jason watched 100 movies (Life of Pi, The Stranger, Sorry Baby, & more) on the plane while Lainie watched lots of new TV (Euphoria, Hacks, Margot’s Got Money Problems) They also unpack The Cursed Child play, “Pinky Up,” Dodo birds, airport troubles, Fire & Blood, and returning to the chiropr...

Legends, welcome back to another incredible podcast with Lainie and Jason. They once again have “nothing to talk about,” which means there’s chaos ahead! Topics include: The Drama, (de)pitted dates, Love Story finale, farts, RHORI, new Slayyyter album, fork vs spoons, “Geronimo” origins, playing the Omnichord, and the moon being pink. You know the drill… rate us 5 stars or a plague upon your house...

Hi Legends, it’s a-me, a narcissist. Jason and Lainie are taking the world by storm once again. They have nothing to talk about, but have no fear!!! It’s fun!! Topics include: Bear attacks, mole removals, Katseye, meatballs, evil walkers, Survivor, OR3, witchcraft, and new movies like Ready or Not 2 & Zootopia 2. Plus, sister Lilli gives a thorough review of the new Mario Galaxy movie. And we...

Welcome, Legends. So much has happened since the Narcissists last spoke. They have returned to give their thoughts on The Oscars, Taylor Frankie Paul, 2026 upcoming movies, Love Story, Company Retreat and new music they are loving. NGL this ep starts a bit slow, but they definitely find purchase towards the end. Hope you enjoy!  Donate to Lainie as she embarks on her Survivor show! https://www.mig...

Legends, welcome back. Lainie and Jason have a great new episode for you filled with radical joy, merry mischief, and random bursts of awesomeness. Lots of silliness ahead! Serious topics: Survivor 50, Tell Me Lies, Timotheé x ballet drama, Katseye drama, Train Dreams, Knight of the 7 Kingdoms, F1, and Mr & Lady Smith Bird. Happy March Madness to all who celebrate! 

Jason and Lainie are so sorry. This is a very long episode, but why reject the gift of gab? Did Michelangelo reject the paintbrush?!  Topics include: Wuthering Heights, The Blue Man Group, Trans-Bride, Olympic scandals and surprises, Kate Bush, Survivor 50 predictions, and Love is Blind. There’s also a ton of random stuff in there too. Have fun!! 

Tonight’s the night! Welcome Legends to the third annual Narcissists Talking Legend Award ceremony. Your hosts and narcissists for the evening, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to congratulate the winners, but as you know, it is an honor just be nominated. They then chat at the NTLA after party. Topics include: Mamma Mia, Bridgerton, Rihanna forgotten gems, the Traitors, Tell Me Lies, Aliyah’s Interlu...

Hello, Legends. The Narcissists are happy to be back together once again doing their favorite activity— pleasing the masses! After a couple of tough weeks in Minneapolis, Jason and Lainie let loose by meandering through silly topics. From the ethics of dams to the pigs in the sky, there’s truly something for everyone. Lainie is still on a high from the Percy Jackson finale (btw she starts a story...

Hey Legends! Welcome back to another hit episode! Today is the long awaited NTLA Nomination Ceremony, and let’s just say you Legends certainly made your voices heard. Narcissists, Jason and Lainie, guide us through the noms before they share their predictions about the other, less significant award ceremony, the Oscar’s. While Jason was doing other things, Lainie watched Hamnet, People We Meet on...

Happy 2026, Legends! The Narcissists can’t wait to bring perfection to yet another year. They ended the year with some banger movies like Marty Supreme and Sentimental Value, as well as great TV shows like Percy Jackson and Heated Rivalry. They also watched Stranger Things. They have thoughts. Jason and Lainie then review their 2025 predictions and top five movies, before bravely guessing what 202...

Happy holidays, Legends! The Narcissists are feeling on top of the world after consuming so many nummy pieces of media. Avatar, Percy Jackson, Heated Rivalry, AND Wake Up Dead Man?! They don’t deserve this!! (But of course they do…) They also can’t wait to reveal the official categories for the 2025 Narcissists Talking Legend Awards. Time to flood the polls!!  #getjasononSNL  https://docs.google.c...

Hey legends. Welcome back to another hit episode of the podcast Narcissists Talking with your hosts Lainiepoo and Jasonpoo. The narcissists whip through topics this week, such as the intro of Spy Kids, the Phantom of the Opera, Stranger Things, Spotify Wrapped, Heated Rivalry, and we get an update about Jason’s swim trunks that got stuck in his dryer… let’s just say your prayers worked!  To stay c...

Oh, what a celebration we’ll have today, Legends. Thank Goodness! The Narcissists are feeling wicked after seeing one of their most anticipated films of the year, Wicked: For Good, and they have lots to say! But there’s always time to gab on other happenings in culture! Topics include: DWTS, Rosalia’s new album, Bugonia, shifting to Hogwarts, southern hospitality, Stranger Things shocking plot lin...

Hey Legends! Happy 100th* episode! To celebrate, the Narcissists dole out 100 pieces of their best advice. Other topics include Halloween, hair shedding, Ralph Lauren Xmas, Only Murders in the Building, Stranger Things recap, “shoe diva” aesthetic, Zombies 4, Frankenstein, The Aces, work happy hours, and our favorite baby names. Thank you all for listening to ALL 100 episodes!!!  To stay connected...

Happy Halloween, Legends. The Narcissists are celebrating early since next week is their 100th episode!! Can you even believe it?! Our producer, George Glass, didn’t take any notes, so we didn’t have much to include in this description. I do think you’ll figure it out though!!  To stay connected: email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or follow them on Instagram @narciss...

Hey Legends, it’s us, the Narcissists. Usually I write in third person for these descriptions, but not tonight…. I just… can’t…. We feed you tonight. Tonight’s topics include lots of Disney/Epic Universe and Taylor Swift. If you are an annoying white person, this will be perfect for you!! Other topics include: The Twits, Neil Diamond musical, The Addams Family Musical, The Wedding Banquet, Scythe...

Did you miss them? Oh I’m sure, Legends… The Narcissists are back in your ears after Jason finally freaking returned from Romania. Lots to chat about! Lainie and Jason immediately discuss Vlad the Impaler before moving into “hot” vs “nice” people, the Wuthering Heights trailer, The Long Walk, Thunderbolts, our rapture plans, Conrad yearning, Thursday Murder Club, the whaling industry and much more...

Welcome back, Legends, to the final installment of Sibling Summer! Narcissists, Lainie and Jason, welcome back Brother Erik, making him their most returning guest. Topics include: Fantasy Football, Erik’s app ideas, SNL casting changes, Man’s Best Friend, Caught Stealing, Juicy Yank Yank, doggie puke, Depot wins, Lainie’s running journey, and growing mustaches. Enjoy! 

Welcome back to Sibling Summer, Legends. Siblings of the day: Adam and Jenna. This episode is (basically) a full Exploration:Live segment, so if you don’t want to pick apart sidewalk dominance or explore the complexities of taking a picture at a sunset, this episode is not for you. The Narcissists also rate the 14 MN state fair foods they tried, and recap the dramatic episode 7 of the TSITP. Rate...

Hey Legends. In this episode, the Narcissists are really in their bag. They talk Weapons, AnnaSophia Robb, The Life of a Showgirl, cursed fiscal calendars, cold air, Survivor AU vs the World, and L’Eclisse (one of Jason’s fancy films). There’s a lot of music to talk about: new Conan Gray, The Aces, Renée Rapp, and Pocahontas. Lainie breaks down the infamous new episode of The Summer I Turned Prett...