Narcissists Talking

Legends, if you own a podcast, you own opportunity. The Narcissists seized the moment and invited new friend, Tom Koch, on the pod, and boy, is it exciting! No stone was left unturned! Look out below! Topics include: LTG survivor, how to spend 120 million dollars, You Can See Everything, dusty eyes, cooking mama, party ideas, Nancy Drew, Tinashe’s new album, microwave times, The Flying Wallendas,...

Come one, come all to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie. Lots to talk about! Do they talk about it? No. Instead, they discuss: the Titanic, James Bond, 5th grade trauma, yogurt bowls, New Taylor songs, bean mayo pasta, The Shards, Silo, bootcut jeans, Primetime, and Jason’s nasty week. It’s so good to have them back!!

Hello! SaWaDika! The Na-na-na-narcissists are back! Sooo much to talk about today. Topics include: DWTS, Toot Sweet, a very long Practical Magic 2 review by Lilli, Disturbia deep dive, Mormon Wives, the hero’s journey and where we are at with it, #meatweek, Big Brother, Emmys, and Coyote vs. Acme.

This episode is bonkers. Topics include: Puddle Splashing, Fighting the Platts, the Conflict in Albania, French poetry, The Goonies, Jason’s tight ten joke, cousin YouTube recs, Percy Jackson Orlando Waterpark in an alternate dimension, the State Fair, and new music recs. We’re just as gagged as you are… Rules: One: don't pick up the phone (You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone) T...

Legends! Welcome! The Narcissists are eager to be back in your ears and hearts. Today’s topics include: Adults S2, Silo, Summer House, Maroon 5 bangers, Not Suitable for Work, Google Image, Widow's Bay, favorite musicals, unexpected cheddar, and childhood bathtub fails. Nasty!! We love you. 

Bello, Legends! The Narcissists aren’t joking around today. Lots to go over! Dr. Seuss, HotD finale, Spider-Man, Cassandra Clare, X-Men, piss on the floor at Jason’s work, Yesteryear, The Shards, Maddy’s Secret, Leviticus, and the name Igby Rigney. Alaina also created a list of 100 women that she would choose to fight one gorilla. (Jason contributed 2 names to this as well let it be known) 

Legends, welcome! This week the Narcissists had absolutely nothing to speak on, and yet, they persisted. They covered mod mentality, Galaxy Brain, Petal, the Swan Princess, evil clowns from 2016, trad wife culture, and the new Black Panther. Rate this podcast 5 stars please oh god please.

Legends… the Narcissists have returned to your ears after what seems like a 20-year-long journey, and y’all better uphold Zeus’s Law and welcome them!!! Lots to talk about. Lainie has returned from the woods after playing Survivor for 4 days and, yes, the woods changed her. Recent watches: Maddy’s Secret, The Odyssey, Big Brother, Murder by Death, Obsession. Topics covered: Hercules’s 12 labors, L...

HELLO Legends! The narcissists have returned ready to discuss this summer’s hottest pop-culture happenings. Topics include: Toy Story 5, James Charles in Africa, Drizzlicous, X-Men'97, Hot D, Lilli’s full Minions vs. Monsters review, Alaina’s new operatic vocals, Mount Everest and the Emmy nominations. Enjoy limited talking!

Legends! The narcissists are back in the studio and this time they brought company… Alaina’s dad’s favorite guest, Brother Erik, is back! They talk House of the Dragon returning, The Jimmy’s, Naz Reid, Italy, the Alaskan mudflats, F1, epic party ideas, Love Island, and flavored gum. Confused why there’s two episodes this week? Well George Glass played in your faces… but this is the most up to date...

Hi Legends. So here’s the thing. George Glass forget to post this. we should have fired him… but it’s pride month. The prettiest narcissists in America, Jason and Lainie, are back back back again. Today’s topics include: Disclosure Day, new Olivia album, Summertime, Gulliver Travels, mythical islands, splatting from windows, Love Island, The Magicians Nephew, new lamps, and Phoebe Berman’s gonna l...

Blah blah blah! Into that? Listen to world-famous narcissists, Jason and Alaina, blab about culture after the man tried to silence them. They will not go gently into that good night! Tonight’s topics: The Invisible Man movie, Jimmy Neutron movie, Taylor Swift tacky wedding, Love Island clients, the Tonys, chunks, Hacks and Euphoria finales, and recent reads. Please don’t report us to Spotify!!! 

Legends, the Narcissists have sinned, and they urge you to accept their confession. This episode was recorded on Thursday and since then, there are more regrets Lainie must take responsibility for. Lainie is sorry about what she said about Callum Turner, especially since it’s his wedding week. She had a bitchy moment and hope it can be excused. He’d be a great Bond. Lainie talked to her friendly T...

Yalllll it’s giggle time! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to penetrate your ears with a joyous noise! What was discussed? Who cares! But if you do…. The 4 Agreements, paradoxes, Survivor, Vanderpump Rules, scones, Baroque literature, The Devil Wears Prada 2, LOTS of awesome music, and a new summer goal is revealed…  bibia be ye ye!

Happy Sunday Legends! Jason is back in the US and in your ears. Lainie is there too. Lots to cover! Jason watched 100 movies (Life of Pi, The Stranger, Sorry Baby, & more) on the plane while Lainie watched lots of new TV (Euphoria, Hacks, Margot’s Got Money Problems) They also unpack The Cursed Child play, “Pinky Up,” Dodo birds, airport troubles, Fire & Blood, and returning to the chiropr...

Legends, welcome back to another incredible podcast with Lainie and Jason. They once again have “nothing to talk about,” which means there’s chaos ahead! Topics include: The Drama, (de)pitted dates, Love Story finale, farts, RHORI, new Slayyyter album, fork vs spoons, “Geronimo” origins, playing the Omnichord, and the moon being pink. You know the drill… rate us 5 stars or a plague upon your house...

Hi Legends, it’s a-me, a narcissist. Jason and Lainie are taking the world by storm once again. They have nothing to talk about, but have no fear!!! It’s fun!! Topics include: Bear attacks, mole removals, Katseye, meatballs, evil walkers, Survivor, OR3, witchcraft, and new movies like Ready or Not 2 & Zootopia 2. Plus, sister Lilli gives a thorough review of the new Mario Galaxy movie. And we...

Welcome, Legends. So much has happened since the Narcissists last spoke. They have returned to give their thoughts on The Oscars, Taylor Frankie Paul, 2026 upcoming movies, Love Story, Company Retreat and new music they are loving. NGL this ep starts a bit slow, but they definitely find purchase towards the end. Hope you enjoy!  Donate to Lainie as she embarks on her Survivor show! https://www.mig...

Legends, welcome back. Lainie and Jason have a great new episode for you filled with radical joy, merry mischief, and random bursts of awesomeness. Lots of silliness ahead! Serious topics: Survivor 50, Tell Me Lies, Timotheé x ballet drama, Katseye drama, Train Dreams, Knight of the 7 Kingdoms, F1, and Mr & Lady Smith Bird. Happy March Madness to all who celebrate! 

Jason and Lainie are so sorry. This is a very long episode, but why reject the gift of gab? Did Michelangelo reject the paintbrush?!  Topics include: Wuthering Heights, The Blue Man Group, Trans-Bride, Olympic scandals and surprises, Kate Bush, Survivor 50 predictions, and Love is Blind. There’s also a ton of random stuff in there too. Have fun!! 

Tonight’s the night! Welcome Legends to the third annual Narcissists Talking Legend Award ceremony. Your hosts and narcissists for the evening, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to congratulate the winners, but as you know, it is an honor just be nominated. They then chat at the NTLA after party. Topics include: Mamma Mia, Bridgerton, Rihanna forgotten gems, the Traitors, Tell Me Lies, Aliyah’s Interlu...

Hello, Legends. The Narcissists are happy to be back together once again doing their favorite activity— pleasing the masses! After a couple of tough weeks in Minneapolis, Jason and Lainie let loose by meandering through silly topics. From the ethics of dams to the pigs in the sky, there’s truly something for everyone. Lainie is still on a high from the Percy Jackson finale (btw she starts a story...

Hey Legends! Welcome back to another hit episode! Today is the long awaited NTLA Nomination Ceremony, and let’s just say you Legends certainly made your voices heard. Narcissists, Jason and Lainie, guide us through the noms before they share their predictions about the other, less significant award ceremony, the Oscar’s. While Jason was doing other things, Lainie watched Hamnet, People We Meet on...

Happy 2026, Legends! The Narcissists can’t wait to bring perfection to yet another year. They ended the year with some banger movies like Marty Supreme and Sentimental Value, as well as great TV shows like Percy Jackson and Heated Rivalry. They also watched Stranger Things. They have thoughts. Jason and Lainie then review their 2025 predictions and top five movies, before bravely guessing what 202...

Happy holidays, Legends! The Narcissists are feeling on top of the world after consuming so many nummy pieces of media. Avatar, Percy Jackson, Heated Rivalry, AND Wake Up Dead Man?! They don’t deserve this!! (But of course they do…) They also can’t wait to reveal the official categories for the 2025 Narcissists Talking Legend Awards. Time to flood the polls!!  #getjasononSNL  https://docs.google.c...