Narcissists Talking

Legends, let us be glad! The narcissists are recapping Wicked and, spoiler alert, they loved it. This takes up most of the episode tbh. They also discuss the activating journey of watching Emilia Pérez. They look to the western sky about upcoming movies, discuss the symphony, the Marauders, simple machines, Dune Prophecy, and what they’re thankful for (all the legends out there!)

Bello, legends. The Narcissists have had a great week filled with Alaina’s birthday celebrations. Speaking of birthdays, welcome fellow birthday boy, Seth Holland, to your ears! Boy oh boy do they get into it this week! Topics include: Obama-era clubbing music, sidebangs, German culture, popemobile suggestions, breakfast in Italy, People’s Sexiest Man Alive??, Mr Clean’s race, films: Gladiator, Jo...

Good afternoon, Legends. Jason and Alaina have had the best week ever!!!! To celebrate, they discuss culture and a whole bunch of other shit. Topics include: Conclave, Grammy nominations, Halloween recap, swimming meets, Noirvember, snap streaks, banned books, New York Times Best Seller List, His Firl Friday, Mad TV, The Empire Strips Back, and favorite TikTokers. Stream Aquamarine by Addison Rae...

BOO! Did you spook? If not, the narcissists are sure to frighten in this very special, bone-chilling Halloween episode. They’ve been devouring culture like the gluttons they are. Topics include: DWTS, Agatha All Along,  The Substance, Only Murders in the Building, and new pop hits. Other spooks include: work kahoots, face skinny, LMFAO revival, Boba and Kiki, Elphaba riffs, Love it or List it, dro...

Tell a friend to tell a friend the narcissists are back! They had a packed weekend lol and still have to send things into space! #booked  They cover many topics as usual: Bossa nova Sundays, Dogs Playing Poker, Disney honeymooners, Agatha All Along, Jason’s familial connections to the mob, Andrew Garfield, the history of dance, and buff Sydney Sweeney. Email our publicist, George Glass, at narciss...

Welcome back, Ledglings! Jason and Alaina are reunited and have lots to yap about. They open mail and sponsor Erik calls in to give the narcissists a stern talking to -_- Then they tangent about fall ambiance on YouTube, West Side Story, Survivor updates, Jasons uncle’s ferrets, VBS, bedtime prayers, the rapture, performing spells on Alaina’s hot neighbor, BRAT album, Google photos gatekeeping, Sp...

Lock in Legends because Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are back with another episode of their hit podcast. Today they discuss their recent hiking journey, struggling with clocks, eating in the car, exotic themes for the silver screen, messy pranks, burger fools, and gay witches. They talk recent film and tv watches, open mail, and give their finale thoughts on Rings of Power! Open your ears and he...

Legends, welcome back, and if you’re new... okay wow. Local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, woke up early to record this riveting episode. Topics include: glambot fails, fall book recommendations, current TV shows and movies, goblin origins, Sydney Dance Company performance of love lock, Babies at weddings, Sleep schedule hacks, Gracie Abram’s workout routine, and ropes. They also learn about the m...

Hey Pookies! Local Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are mic’ed, young, and ready to stick handle the legends through the harrowing world of all things culture. Have no fear! This week’s topics include: mail time, phone in shower, DWTS, sport movies, SNL Host predictions, Sex and the City, baseball term list, the Emmys, Yankee Doodle Dandy lore, Insane elevator art, & their guiding star, Moo Deng...

Legends get ready to enter mental zone 5. Another guest?? Well, yes! Brother of the pod, Erik Iverson, is back as our first two-timer! Lots of yapping to me had on our ~government-funded~ podcast. *To avoid Rings of Power spoiler discussion skip to (1:09:38). Topics include: Alaina downloading Strava  Erik’s new “outside clothes”  Scaring kids  Erik’s three words to describe himself Jason’s office...

Bello Legends! Sorry for the long time away. In true narcissist fashion, Alaina and Jason were delayed getting this podcast out, but this episode is worth the wait! They are joined by none other than the Worst Legend of the Year award recipient at the 2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Awards, Josh Gottschalk! Gottschalk couldn’t have been more grateful to be in the narcissist’s presence to discuss a...

Bonsoir Legends! The narcissists have much to yap about as they’ve been separated from you for too long! Parting is such sweet sorrow. Today’s topics: HotD, Rings of Power, DC23, the Muppets, Halloween costume ideas, perpetual stew, video essays, chicken recipes and a big movie roundup, some new (It Ends with Us + drama), some old (The Outsiders, no drama). It’s also Jason’s birthday!! Wish him ha...

Hello!! It’s Jason here. Currently traveling internationally and did not have time to write up the description. Releasing the episode now though, for you to enjoy! Apologies, again!

Hoody, Legends. Jace and Ali (s/o HotD) are here to deliver the good news. They have so much to talk about so LOCK IN. Alaina tells her tale of being TRAPPED in the airport for days, Jason reads out some mail, and they both are still screaming from the last HotD episode. Lots of movies to cover: Twisters, Longlegs, Roman Holiday, The Prestige, & Dunkirk. Other topics include: kidney shaped poo...

So nice to see you, legends. Jason and Alaina are happy to be back on the mic spitting major bars post July 4th. They are huge into ~summer vibage~ and play some songs inspired by 2018 forgotten hits. They also discuss House of the Dragon, Charlotte the Stingray, Inside Out 2, Saturn returns, best Valley Fair rides, what Pixie we’d be, wedding entrances, & toilet seat heights. Finally, LILLIAN...

Hey uglies (it’s Opposite Day.) Jason and Alaina have sooooo much to discuss after their big trip to da big apple. They deep dive into their experience at the Met, & seeing celebrities. Then they DON’T talk about The Jimmy Awards, HotD, cotton candy grapes, Katy Perry x Dr. Luke, influencers returning furniture, Bridgerton Finale, The Notebook, and butter on face (and oh yeah it’s Opposite Day...

Happy birthday legends! A year ago you were born. To celebrate, proud parents Jason and Alaina pulled together the top 53 most SHOCKING  moments from the last year, as well as go over the best/worst episodes. They also just chit chat :) Topics include: how records work, The Traitors cast reveal, “skinny ninny Minnie summer,” party hat lore, pigeon pose, new Hunger Games book, IOS 18 upgrades, and...

Pop, six, squish, uh-oh, circero, AirPods. The Narcissists (lady slayers, Jason and Alaina) are both in the country, and both up to no good once again. Todays topics: Ship of Theseus, The Hobbit 2, X-Men ‘97,  Survivor finale, super powers, James Dean hot??, kicking graves, “lobster tail,” Knives Out 3 and Traitors 3 casting, Iron Claw, and Jason’s fav Michael Jackson songs. S/o all our ancient vo...

Hey legends -_- The narcissists are bbbback with another hit episode. Today’s “yip” topics: Rube Goldberg machines, escape rooms, Eartha Kits, the fable of Androcles and the Lion, egg toss at church picnics, breakfast sandwiches, Swiss German, and royal portraits. Compared to the “yap” topics of: Hailey Bieber pregnancy, “summer of sports,” Pinocchio, The Idea of You, Bridgerton, and the stunning...

Podcast vibesss. Hey legends. Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are reporting live from the red carpet. They discuss their fav Met Gala looks and drama, Jason’s 24 hr trip to NYC, smiling at dogs, the formation of European borders, urinal culture, pinkaty drinkity, and lots of new music recs! Stream on every platform so we can get lots of money.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the narcissists are back to serve up another ep, legends. Coming off some devastating news (and a new fuck ass bob), the legends are absolutely scrambling. Thank god they find purchase in talking about Challengers, Rugrats in Paris, #summerofsports, Misogynior, Dexter’s laboratory impression, Blade Runner, macaroons (macarons?), video essays, and p...

Hey legends, your local narcissists are here THANK GOD. Alaina is losing her gd mind over Taylor Swift’s TTPD album and has LOTS to say and Jason is her very kind cohost!!! They also are still into LotR, hence the title of this ep. Other topics: new sci-fi book recs, The School of Rock, Ghostbusters song controversy, fidget toys, & Drag Race finale. They also play two fun musical games! Please...

¡Hola leyendas! Jason and Alaina are back for more yapping and yipping. They have a lot to say after not hanging for 10 days?? They were in a huge fight….. Topics include: pajamas, ze/zir pronouns, pros of private jets, Problemista (again??), Jason Bleeding from his neck, yap or yip, “classic things to do” list, Pompeii 79 AD, Pillows in the wild, Super Mario 64, and Jason’s recommended “stimming”...

Welcome in, Legends, the water’s warm. Jason and Alaina pontificate on many topics in today’s episode, such as, Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter , Canterbury Tales , tornado drills, biblical musicals, joining Survivor, spaghetti westerns, aliens, homeschooling, and we try to solve the Sphinx’s riddles three. All in a day’s work. Jason also tries to dox his manager, but George Glass did some cutie edits. Al...

Happy Holy Week Legends. The Narcissists are back doing what they do best, gabbing about God, Gollum, and Grande x Gillies. Other topics include: Maundy Thursday, Lord of the Rings, favorite spider icon, Katy Perry on American Idol, “some pig,” HGTV shows, drinking warm water, Kate Middleton update, Euphoria cancellation, Bachelor Finale, and Jesus turning water into wine slay. Rate this podcast 5...