Narcissists Talking

Hey legends. Welcome back to another hit episode of the podcast Narcissists Talking with your hosts Lainiepoo and Jasonpoo. The narcissists whip through topics this week, such as the intro of Spy Kids, the Phantom of the Opera, Stranger Things, Spotify Wrapped, Heated Rivalry, and we get an update about Jason’s swim trunks that got stuck in his dryer… let’s just say your prayers worked!  To stay c...

Oh, what a celebration we’ll have today, Legends. Thank Goodness! The Narcissists are feeling wicked after seeing one of their most anticipated films of the year, Wicked: For Good, and they have lots to say! But there’s always time to gab on other happenings in culture! Topics include: DWTS, Rosalia’s new album, Bugonia, shifting to Hogwarts, southern hospitality, Stranger Things shocking plot lin...

Hey Legends! Happy 100th* episode! To celebrate, the Narcissists dole out 100 pieces of their best advice. Other topics include Halloween, hair shedding, Ralph Lauren Xmas, Only Murders in the Building, Stranger Things recap, “shoe diva” aesthetic, Zombies 4, Frankenstein, The Aces, work happy hours, and our favorite baby names. Thank you all for listening to ALL 100 episodes!!!  To stay connected...

Happy Halloween, Legends. The Narcissists are celebrating early since next week is their 100th episode!! Can you even believe it?! Our producer, George Glass, didn’t take any notes, so we didn’t have much to include in this description. I do think you’ll figure it out though!!  To stay connected: email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or follow them on Instagram @narciss...

Hey Legends, it’s us, the Narcissists. Usually I write in third person for these descriptions, but not tonight…. I just… can’t…. We feed you tonight. Tonight’s topics include lots of Disney/Epic Universe and Taylor Swift. If you are an annoying white person, this will be perfect for you!! Other topics include: The Twits, Neil Diamond musical, The Addams Family Musical, The Wedding Banquet, Scythe...

Did you miss them? Oh I’m sure, Legends… The Narcissists are back in your ears after Jason finally freaking returned from Romania. Lots to chat about! Lainie and Jason immediately discuss Vlad the Impaler before moving into “hot” vs “nice” people, the Wuthering Heights trailer, The Long Walk, Thunderbolts, our rapture plans, Conrad yearning, Thursday Murder Club, the whaling industry and much more...

Welcome back, Legends, to the final installment of Sibling Summer! Narcissists, Lainie and Jason, welcome back Brother Erik, making him their most returning guest. Topics include: Fantasy Football, Erik’s app ideas, SNL casting changes, Man’s Best Friend, Caught Stealing, Juicy Yank Yank, doggie puke, Depot wins, Lainie’s running journey, and growing mustaches. Enjoy! 

Welcome back to Sibling Summer, Legends. Siblings of the day: Adam and Jenna. This episode is (basically) a full Exploration:Live segment, so if you don’t want to pick apart sidewalk dominance or explore the complexities of taking a picture at a sunset, this episode is not for you. The Narcissists also rate the 14 MN state fair foods they tried, and recap the dramatic episode 7 of the TSITP. Rate...

Hey Legends. In this episode, the Narcissists are really in their bag. They talk Weapons, AnnaSophia Robb, The Life of a Showgirl, cursed fiscal calendars, cold air, Survivor AU vs the World, and L’Eclisse (one of Jason’s fancy films). There’s a lot of music to talk about: new Conan Gray, The Aces, Renée Rapp, and Pocahontas. Lainie breaks down the infamous new episode of The Summer I Turned Prett...

Now, Legends, watch me whip                   😜     👊/||\_       _/¯    ¯\_   Now watch me nae nae 👋    \ 😳                || \_        _/¯  ¯\_ Just kidding!! Welcome back to another totally awesome episode with Lainie and Jason. They had nothing to talk about, so it’s a wild one. Topics include: Boobs out in MN lewd??, elephants, ballet, Jason’s “song,” stinky elevator, climbing up slides, H...

Tell your friends that the Narcissists are back. Jason has returned from seeing Evita and Oscar at the Crown in London, and he tells all! They also talk about Bachelor in Paradise, good books, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Paris is Burning, Roald Dahl being weird AF, Snow White, the Bent-Neck Woman, and Big Brother. Rachel Zegler please come on the pod, and if the policeman that pulled Alaina over i...

Legends, welcome to the official start of sibling summer! Today’s guest is Lainie’s sister, Lilli, our most vile legend. She has much to update you on regarding her iPad games, Sims packs, and eating habits. Narcissists Jason and Lainie share their love of K-Pop, Demon Hunters, Kimberly Akimbo, and Squid Game. They also chat Superman, In the Mood for Love, Sirens, toasters, new snack wraps, Gary’s...

What’s freaking up, Legends? Jason and Lainie are back with a titillating episode filled with laughter, singing, and a bit of drama. Topics include: Purple Noon (Plein Soleil), Addison Rae Ticket disaster, Jimmy Awards, Evil Under the Sun, Materialists, cabin life, amateur definition, and Jimmy Neutron. They also introduce Sibling Summer! Hopefully, their siblings agree to come on! Email our produ...

Happy 2-year anniversary to Narcissists Talking! Your favorite hosts, Lainie and Jason, are giving you a special treat… 2x the length of a normal ep!! Thankfully for them, they have a lot to talk about. Topics include: Overcompensating, Adults, Addison, Traitors cast reveal, Paris is Burning, Angelina the Crow death and resurrection, Life of Chuck, Arcane, Prince Edward Island vegetable medley, Ca...

Hey, Legends, Jason and Lainie are back with another hit podcast. From Reputation TV to polycules to hot dog water, this episode truly covers everything. The Narcissists discuss recent watches (Final Destination: Bloodlines, and Overcompensating), our worlds biggest mysteries (Amelia Earhart death, Eel reproduction in the Sargasso Sea (yes again,) and the Taylor Swift “eye theory”) and iconic hott...

From Sloppy Joe’s to Ernest Hemingway, this episode has it all! Welcome back, Legends. Jason and Lane Dog, cannot wait for Taylor to announce Reputation (Taylor’s Version) at the AMA’s tonight! Until that happens, they talk Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning, white people music, Final Destination (1-5), Saturn Return, feathering, bleeding, ghosting, Lainie’s “genius dream,” ghost sharks, and deod...

Hey legends! Welcome back to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie. Today’s topics: dry cleaning, dog sitting, Alaina’s New York City trip, the Met Gala, SNL’s future, Kate Berlant, Andor, Broadway tea, and stick shift summer (to prepare for the Amazing Race). They also discuss for the second time what fairy they would be in Pixie Hollow. Good fun! DM Alaina if you want the Broadway tea lol. ...

Hey, Legends. Jason and Alaina are back to report on culture and a whole lot of other fun stuff. Topics include: name of the months, Fun Home musical, Andor s2, Jason’s Madison Beer Nachos playlist, Survivor, Harriet Tubman, Sing Sing, Chinese Moon Goddess mythology, and Zombies 4 teaser trailer. It’s Gnarly!! Email George Glass at narcissiststalking@gmail.com to connect or follow us on Instagram...

Welcome back Legends, or if you’re new, welcome Xenia. Jason and Lainie are fresh off a long weekend of fun, only to for it to end with Papa Francisco dying. There’s much to unpack there. They then go into Addison Rae, bar crawling, and Sinners, the best movie of the year (so far). Other topics include: Andor, Eternals, books we read in AP Lit, stray cats, Wuthering Heights, The Studio, f’ed peanu...

Legends, welcome back. Jason and Lainie have survived the weekend and are ready to report on White Lotus, Yellow Jackets, Coachella, and more pop culture fun. Before that happens they go IN on a Holy Week breakdown, followed by the 10 plagues of Egypt, followed by the 12 apostles. If you love the lord (or Lorde) this is a great ep for you. If not, they discuss Pretty Little Liars Spring, Selena Go...

Legends, welcome to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie (she’s rebranding). This week the Narcissists talk about absolutely nothing and it’s fun! Lots of music this ep. Jason shares his amazing party ideas. They open mail. It’s incredible how things happen. We hope you enjoy Miss Saigon, Americana marches, Into the Woods, our future biopic music, and the color blue. Xoxo!! Email George Glass...

Ciao, Legends! The narcissists are BACK after Jason’s European adventure. Time to catch up! They go through all the TV shows they’ve seen: White Lotus, Bachelor, Survivor, Severance, and Yellowjackets. Other topics include the new Hunger Games book, Life of Pi, Mayhem, Chase Icon, Wings, Mickey 17, Thunderhead, and “The Year of Clocking.” Lots of music in this ep, some new favs, most Italian bange...

Legends, welcome back. Or if this is your first time with the narcissists… dear god. Today Jason and Lainie (she’s trying to go by Lainie, but Jason is refusing) have lots to cover. They chat Oscars, recent movies (Flow, Nickel Boys, A Complete Unknown) and the million of TV shows on right now. Jason explains BlackPink lore, they decide who has to shave their head, and play their favorite Disney s...

It’s Hollywood’s biggest night! Welcome to the 2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Award Ceremony, hosted by esteemed narcissists Jason and Alaina. The results are in! Will your favorite snatch a coveted NTLA? Probably!  Email the narcissists at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.

As RuPaul says, “Hello, hello, hello,” legends! Jason and Alaina are reunited at last. There are a million shows out right now that they are watching like Love is Blind, Severance, Yellowjackets, White Lotus, & the Traitors. They also talk at length about alligators/crocodiles. Other topics include: burnt toast, bushel as a measure, foaming from the mouth, first day of the week, the witch's ra...