Narcissists Talking

Now, Legends, watch me whip                   😜     👊/||\_       _/¯    ¯\_   Now watch me nae nae 👋    \ 😳                || \_        _/¯  ¯\_ Just kidding!! Welcome back to another totally awesome episode with Lainie and Jason. They had nothing to talk about, so it’s a wild one. Topics include: Boobs out in MN lewd??, elephants, ballet, Jason’s “song,” stinky elevator, climbing up slides, H...

Tell your friends that the Narcissists are back. Jason has returned from seeing Evita and Oscar at the Crown in London, and he tells all! They also talk about Bachelor in Paradise, good books, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Paris is Burning, Roald Dahl being weird AF, Snow White, the Bent-Neck Woman, and Big Brother. Rachel Zegler please come on the pod, and if the policeman that pulled Alaina over i...

Legends, welcome to the official start of sibling summer! Today’s guest is Lainie’s sister, Lilli, our most vile legend. She has much to update you on regarding her iPad games, Sims packs, and eating habits. Narcissists Jason and Lainie share their love of K-Pop, Demon Hunters, Kimberly Akimbo, and Squid Game. They also chat Superman, In the Mood for Love, Sirens, toasters, new snack wraps, Gary’s...

What’s freaking up, Legends? Jason and Lainie are back with a titillating episode filled with laughter, singing, and a bit of drama. Topics include: Purple Noon (Plein Soleil), Addison Rae Ticket disaster, Jimmy Awards, Evil Under the Sun, Materialists, cabin life, amateur definition, and Jimmy Neutron. They also introduce Sibling Summer! Hopefully, their siblings agree to come on! Email our produ...

Happy 2-year anniversary to Narcissists Talking! Your favorite hosts, Lainie and Jason, are giving you a special treat… 2x the length of a normal ep!! Thankfully for them, they have a lot to talk about. Topics include: Overcompensating, Adults, Addison, Traitors cast reveal, Paris is Burning, Angelina the Crow death and resurrection, Life of Chuck, Arcane, Prince Edward Island vegetable medley, Ca...

Hey, Legends, Jason and Lainie are back with another hit podcast. From Reputation TV to polycules to hot dog water, this episode truly covers everything. The Narcissists discuss recent watches (Final Destination: Bloodlines, and Overcompensating), our worlds biggest mysteries (Amelia Earhart death, Eel reproduction in the Sargasso Sea (yes again,) and the Taylor Swift “eye theory”) and iconic hott...

From Sloppy Joe’s to Ernest Hemingway, this episode has it all! Welcome back, Legends. Jason and Lane Dog, cannot wait for Taylor to announce Reputation (Taylor’s Version) at the AMA’s tonight! Until that happens, they talk Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning, white people music, Final Destination (1-5), Saturn Return, feathering, bleeding, ghosting, Lainie’s “genius dream,” ghost sharks, and deod...

Hey legends! Welcome back to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie. Today’s topics: dry cleaning, dog sitting, Alaina’s New York City trip, the Met Gala, SNL’s future, Kate Berlant, Andor, Broadway tea, and stick shift summer (to prepare for the Amazing Race). They also discuss for the second time what fairy they would be in Pixie Hollow. Good fun! DM Alaina if you want the Broadway tea lol. ...

Hey, Legends. Jason and Alaina are back to report on culture and a whole lot of other fun stuff. Topics include: name of the months, Fun Home musical, Andor s2, Jason’s Madison Beer Nachos playlist, Survivor, Harriet Tubman, Sing Sing, Chinese Moon Goddess mythology, and Zombies 4 teaser trailer. It’s Gnarly!! Email George Glass at narcissiststalking@gmail.com to connect or follow us on Instagram...

Welcome back Legends, or if you’re new, welcome Xenia. Jason and Lainie are fresh off a long weekend of fun, only to for it to end with Papa Francisco dying. There’s much to unpack there. They then go into Addison Rae, bar crawling, and Sinners, the best movie of the year (so far). Other topics include: Andor, Eternals, books we read in AP Lit, stray cats, Wuthering Heights, The Studio, f’ed peanu...

Legends, welcome back. Jason and Lainie have survived the weekend and are ready to report on White Lotus, Yellow Jackets, Coachella, and more pop culture fun. Before that happens they go IN on a Holy Week breakdown, followed by the 10 plagues of Egypt, followed by the 12 apostles. If you love the lord (or Lorde) this is a great ep for you. If not, they discuss Pretty Little Liars Spring, Selena Go...

Legends, welcome to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie (she’s rebranding). This week the Narcissists talk about absolutely nothing and it’s fun! Lots of music this ep. Jason shares his amazing party ideas. They open mail. It’s incredible how things happen. We hope you enjoy Miss Saigon, Americana marches, Into the Woods, our future biopic music, and the color blue. Xoxo!! Email George Glass...

Ciao, Legends! The narcissists are BACK after Jason’s European adventure. Time to catch up! They go through all the TV shows they’ve seen: White Lotus, Bachelor, Survivor, Severance, and Yellowjackets. Other topics include the new Hunger Games book, Life of Pi, Mayhem, Chase Icon, Wings, Mickey 17, Thunderhead, and “The Year of Clocking.” Lots of music in this ep, some new favs, most Italian bange...

Legends, welcome back. Or if this is your first time with the narcissists… dear god. Today Jason and Lainie (she’s trying to go by Lainie, but Jason is refusing) have lots to cover. They chat Oscars, recent movies (Flow, Nickel Boys, A Complete Unknown) and the million of TV shows on right now. Jason explains BlackPink lore, they decide who has to shave their head, and play their favorite Disney s...

It’s Hollywood’s biggest night! Welcome to the 2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Award Ceremony, hosted by esteemed narcissists Jason and Alaina. The results are in! Will your favorite snatch a coveted NTLA? Probably!  Email the narcissists at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.

As RuPaul says, “Hello, hello, hello,” legends! Jason and Alaina are reunited at last. There are a million shows out right now that they are watching like Love is Blind, Severance, Yellowjackets, White Lotus, & the Traitors. They also talk at length about alligators/crocodiles. Other topics include: burnt toast, bushel as a measure, foaming from the mouth, first day of the week, the witch's ra...

Hey, Legends. Alaina and Jason are back in the studio, delivering high-caliber nachos once again. They recap the Grammys, a Star Wars Burlesque show, and read emails, before getting into their long promised Exploration: Live segment, where surprise, they are very funny and clever. Other topics include: Lady Gaga’s return, the term “nachos,” Alaina’s pottery prowess, Tayvis engagement, yacht rock,...

Hey, beautiful Legends! Welcome back to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Alaina. Today they cover the Oscars nominations and all the controversies surrounding it. Other topics include: their trip to NYC, Romeo & Juliet, Exploration Live: Live Show, Parade, Dìdi, The Wild Robot, The Brutalist, and The Jungle Book. They also chat Traitors, Matt James tomfoolery, Alaina’s toilet exploding, vlog...

Welcome to the second annual Narcissist Talking Legend Award Nomination Ceremony with your hosts, Jason and Alaina. It’s Hollywood’s biggest night! Unlike the Emmys, Grammys, MTV Awards, Teen Choice Awards, Oscars, and the National Dog Show, the NTLA is the only award worth getting. Congrats to those lucky enough to receive a nomination!  Because the narcissists are narcissists and can’t resist mo...

Welcome to 2025, Legends! The Narcissists (Jason and Alaina btw) are loving this year so much. Lots of good culture already! They discuss Babygirl, Nosferatu, Drag Race and share New Year’s resolutions. Then they go into their “ins and outs” for 2025. Other topics include: their Golden Globes Kylie Jenner pregnancy debut prediction, Jason’s connections to the mob, Julia Louis-Dreyfus family histor...

Hello legends. Hope you had a good 2024! The Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, had a blast! Today they recap the predictions they made for the year, and share what 2025 surely has in store. They also spill their top 10 films of the years, as well as chat culture. Topics include: Squid Games 2, popcorn butter hacks, Jason’s duvet cover, Dune Prophecy, Man on the Inside, and Tally the Elf updates. Than...

Happy holiday, legends! Welcome to the Narcissists’ official Christmas episode. This year they are ranking the top 12 Christmas songs. And of course they couldn’t pick 12, so they created an entire Xmas playlist for you to enjoy, check the link below. They open some mail, review a couple movies, sing songs, chat books — a joyous time was had by all!  Narcissistmas Playlist 2024 NTLA Nomination For...

Welcome, Legends, to the start of the NT award season! Narcissists, Alaina and Jason, take to the stage and announce the official categories for the 2024 Narcissists Talking Legend Awards AKA the NTLAs. Vote down below! They also talk about new movies they’ve seen (Queer, Interstellar, Gladiator 2, After Hours) and some shit from a butt (conveyor belts, Toy Story 2, train conductors, Phineas and F...

Legends, sit back and relax, while the narcissists guide you through new and exciting culture. After running into Timotheé Chalamet, Jason and Alaina are scrambling to know where to go from here. Lots of movies this week (Gladiator 2, Y2K, Hundreds of Beavers, Umbrellas of Cherbourg, and more) as well as musicals (Les Mis, Great Comet). Other topics include: vibrato envy, Alaina’s trombone fiasco,...

Goonhive, you’re in for a treat! The narcissists are joined by brother of the pod, Adam, and overall mother, Jenna, for a long awaited episode of FUN! This is the longest episode to date! The haters are seething rn… Topics include: Gopher football, rowing, types of boats, pirates benefits, Wicked, Breaking Bad, Megalopolis, Ambercrombie, Goodreads, movie musicals, Survivor, phone etiquette, and pi...