Narcissists Talking

Lots in pop culture this week!! Thank god we have pop culture consumer, Cullen, and Lauren, who has other talents, on the pod! Topics include: Burlesque, Mean Girls trailer, Avatar the Last Airbender trailer, Grammy Noms, People’s magazine hottest man (SNUBBED), Monopoly, and menacing loon. They do a fun blind rank segment, which as I said is fun!! Jason and Alaina also answer Lauren’s questions o...

First your ears, next THE WORLD. The narcissists low key have nothing to talk about lmaoooooo, but they will not be silenced!!! Never back down never surrender!! They did see Killers of the Flower Moon and loved it so they talk all about it and then they just start yapping about god knows what. Topics include: the Dewey Decimal system, Ziwe, Jason’s stye, Noir-vember, jazz trios, soggy arugula, an...

Ever been wanting to watch Zombies 3 with your friends but you have to buy a wedding dress?? If so, this episode is for you! A lot is covered in this episode, as Jason and Alaina are joined by special guest, Karly Hennen (recently engaged). Coming off Hallowekend, 1989 TV drop, and the full Zombies trilogy, there’s a lot of excitement on the mic. They talk Survivor, Alaina’s 2 big falls (for a man...

Hey leg-ends! How are you doing? Oh good. On this ep the narcissists talk recent musical ventures such as: The Eras Tour film, Dicks: The Musical, Falsettos, The Girl from North Country. They also deep dive into eel reproduction, learn what a geographical “cape” is, and Alaina’s “Justice” spice - all likely things for a pop culture podcast for sure for sureeee. Of course, please email our producer...

BOO! Legends, enter if ye dare bc the ghouls are ringing in Cuntober with a spooky, ooky Halloween ep. The narcissists give their (super highly requested) top fall and Halloween movies, books, and TV recommendations. They then share the official “Top scares of the Year” list that can’t be added to so sorry!!! Prepare for shrill, thrills, and chills. Of course, please email our producer, George Gla...

Hey dirty little legends, do we have an ep for you. The narcissists host their highly requested second guest of the podcast- Alaina’s sister, Lillian! She brings (as expected) a specific flavor to the pod!! They kick off the ep with some fan mail before diving into recapping Beetlejuice: the Musical, Alaina’s new strange shows (DWTS, Riverdale), Travis Kelce, and celebrity pregnancy theories. Lill...

The narcissists have never said less, yet more at the same time. I (thankless descriptor) fear that Alaina and Jason have LOST IT. In the longest episode yet they update y’all on about recent movies (The Last Five Years, A Haunting in Venice), Chappell Roan’s new album, Joe Jonas CRIMES, LoTR, whatever whatever. The meat of the episode is when they read through emails from their hilarious and dedi...

The narcissists are back recapping media and culture once again! Jason and Alaina talk and talk and talk about many listen-worthy topics such as: The Bear, What we do in the Shadows, Lempicka, silly memes, Drew Barrymore, VMAs, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, Spotify AI, and sooooo many more you jussssttt have to trust us. They’ve been really into “bits” these days so you get a lot of that this ep. Please...

Well, well, well someone FINALLY read a Narcissists Talking description!! Legends, this episode is the 11th episode special! To celebrate, Jason and Alaina get silly on sweet vermouth and talk pop culture. And TRUST there’s a lot to chat about: HSMTMTS , GUTS , Jonas/Turner divorce, Kylie and Timothee, AHS return, Jimmy Fallon (bad), and Ashton Kutcher (bad). They also report on upcoming films tha...

AHHWOOOOO!! Jason and Alaina (the rizzler) are back. They’ve done and seen so much this week and now it’s time to reflect and share. Alaina updates on reading LoTR, Jason is now convinced on camping, and both parties are full (heart and stomach) post state fair. But whatever!! They are most excited to discuss the comedies of the year Bottoms and Theater Camp . Legends you MUST go! As they say a mi...

A podcaster is never late!! They release an ep precisely when they mean to! Legends, this ep is a hobbits feast for your ears. After returning to The Shire after saving Alaina’s towed car, Jason and Alaina discuss this week’s highs (HSMTMTS, RW&RB) and lows (Dune 2 delayed, Venus retrograde, MERRY/PIPP). They then open their first emails from real life listeners, and Alaina unpacks her first L...

Do you know what Jason’s bday wish was? It was for you to listen to this weeks thrilling episode of Narcissistics Talking!!! We’ve been BOOKED watching, reading, and listening, Legends. We discuss Red, White, and Royal Blue , Only Murders in the Building, Gaylor, Jagged Little Pill, #TeamConrad, TikTok edits- so many good things! Alaina finds a way to sneak in all her favorite topics into one epis...

Our mission is podcasting and we accept!!! Today local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, discuss all things Mission Impossible: train fights, Tom Cruise kissing??, blade hands, AI villains, and many more exciting and listen-worthy topics. They also just have fun chit-chatting after a 2 week break. We love to talk! Listen to our podcast!

Hi Barbie! Hi Oppenheimer! Do you ever think about dying, Legends?? We do!! This week we saw Barbie (twice) and Oppenheimer in a back-to-back blowout and let me tell ya it was SUBLIME! We are also joined by a special guest this week!! We’re narcissistics and he’s just… Erik! Enjoy spoiler free reviews before we blow your minds with deep dives, and our nemeses and allies of the week! Similar to Opp...

We’ve been SNUBBED!! Once again Narcissists Talking has not received an Emmy nom. Sad. YET the Legends prevail and talk about all (most) of the 2023 nominations. They catch-up on recent culture and, of course, take it home with our ally and nemesis of the week segment. Leave a comment!! A good one! *Editor’s Note: the name of the celeb to watch is Xochitl Gomez

Listen up troops!! The legends are back and they are feeling SILLY today. Jason and Alaina kick off the ep with a review of two movies: the new Indiana Jones and Joy Ride. Alaina finds a way to bring up Taylor Swift (happy Speak Now release legends!!), and drag her sister LILLIAN (#1 nemesis of the pod). They share their 2023 culture predictions, including some scary death predictions. Then the le...

The legends have been booked and busy!!! They go IN on recapping their weekend (Sasha Colby drag show, Eras Tour round 2, Into the Woods, Pride, and navigating a typhoon), and review Elemental and The Flash. Now it’s time for these legends to rest… until next time that is…

The legends are back in the studio after their best (and only) episode to date! This episode is all about ~musicals~ as they deep dive into the turbulent waters that is The Little Mermaid Live Action movie, and the unscripted (Narcissists Talking stands with the WGA!!!!) Tony’s awards show. If you’re a Scuttlebutt Stan turn back now!! 

On this ep, the legends talk about past media, upcoming media, current media, and more!! Highlights include: Succession, Barbenheimer, Yellow Jackets, Spider-Man, Tayla Swiff, and of course, ourselves. We conclude our 45 minutes of fun with new, and exciting, segments. Rate us 5 stars or TRUST you’ll be on our nemesis list…