Married, Divorced & Dating

Carl just bowls straight into it with his theory about what side of the bed you should put your one-night stand & their hand on. It’s out there, but it kind of makes sense.   Rach finally lets us in on her 'friends with benefits' situation she has going on & why she should just go back to him instead of dealing with the lucky dip of shit sex you’ll get out & about these days. Sometimes it's better...

This is the full first meeting of Tracy & Eugene the Scottsman we found for her.  Listen in as a fly on the wall.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tracey’s instagram: instagram.com/traceysarahlydiard   Eugene’s Instagram: instagram.com/eugenethunder

Here we go ripping straight into another week of wild yarns! Why has Rachel been told to turn her Instagram on private?  Listen to Carl gush over his beautiful wife (honestly, major couple goals)    Our guest this week, Masha, tells a great story about a time she really messed up messaging the wrong person while on a date with someone she is ‘sexually seeing’ You can put the pieces together and fe...

We Don’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway. Full story from Ep#9   Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating The...

Hello and welcome to another week jam packed of NSFW content!    This week we have a very special guest, reality TV royalty, Katie Flood from Bravos, Below Deck, however, eagle eyes may notice that matching last name to Rach!  She comes on and gives us an exclusive inside to her dating world, and it turns out, things may run in the blood!    Mitch Evans - Yes, we are still here, however turns out...

Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme in...

WeDon’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway. Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfr...

Welcome back to another week of Carl and Rachel talking smack! This week is no exception to twists, turns and tangents!     Mitch Evans - Hello, can you hear us? Stop playing hard to get!    Our guest this week Sarah has come of the back of a long-term relationship, so is learning to be single all over again. As she navigates through the new world of dating apps and dating she's landed herself in...

Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme in...

Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/

Another week, another episode full of sex chat and crook DMs!  Don’t think we have given up on Mitch Evans!  Carl is on a mission for Rachel to chat to Mitch, so we call one of the mutual friends of his brother we found last week, who just so happens to be our friend Bex! Can she help us out?!    This weeks guest and very good friend Clint Randel comes in to give Carl some parenting tips as the co...

Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself.   Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme...

We don't know if #TBT are still a thing, but we're doing it anyway.   Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/   Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme...

Well the cheese has well and truly slipped off the cracker & we are on a couple of big missions!    Mitch Evans, still no word, so we may need to dig a little deeper than his DMS annnnnnd…. family.    Our guest Tracey, tells an incredible story of when she was a tour manager on her OE, and from this yarn, we have decided to take it into our own hands to find her an eligible Scottsman Bachelor! Is...

#31 “When Rach overcame cockfight! ”   This week on your favorite podcast, we continue on our quest to track down Mitch Evans! Rachel’s latest semi celeb DM slide. Even though she can’t have him just yet, Carl got her the closest to mitch she's got so far.    The incredible & wild Sophie Nathan joins us once again to share a tale of the time she went to London and found herself a Wimbledon competi...

Carl admits to who his favourite pornstar is, and what’s Rach click’n before she starts flick’n!   What a week! Not even a few minutes in, and woo woo bish Rachel, is sageing her wedding rings to cleanse them of any bad juju.    Where the hell is Mitch Evans, the big question no one is asking, but we are, because Rachel is on a mission to track this boy down & get a response on a DM slide.  We hav...

Another week, another celebs DMs that arn't safe as Rachel slides back in. This week however, we’re hoping with the classic kiwis 2 degrees of separation, we might track this one down!    Carl has an interesting question, let us know your thoughts!   We are joined by listener American Jess this week as she tells the horrifying story of the date she never asked for, it went from bad to worse & is n...

Rach downloaded hinge! And then instantly regretted creating a profile after seeing her potential matches. Hear the comments that made her delete it.  At what point would you have hung up the Hinge hat?   Carl could not have been any more excited about our guests this week as Rachel managed to find some beautiful international models on a night out, then convince them to come into the studio!  Thi...

Oh no, are we instantly regretting what we committed to last week? Absolutely.  Remember how we said we would watch 2 girls 1 cup - yeah, we wish we didn’t…..   Our guest this week, Yuval, has a beautiful, wholesome story which proves that persistence pays off, and when you know, you know!    Then we discuss the ‘ick’ Carl had no idea that this existed! What gives you the ick? Note: Want to date &...

If you think this sounds like a parody of ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ you may not be far off, but there seems to be a trend in this week's episode!   Our incredible guest Emma shares a hilarious story of a time she may have left a date for someone hotter she spied, but it's the end of the story which really sends us!   Then Rachel makes a scene as she returns with another cracker of a story titled ‘Dick Pic B...

Big vibes all around this week!  We dive into Rachel's DMs again, Shocked? Surprised? Gobsmacked - we don't know!    Our guest this week is the amazing Sophie Nathan, you may know her from NZ radio station The Edge, she is in to spin some yarns not safe for her job, so luckily we have the platform for her to spill the tea about a yolo trip to Sydney for a stranger!    Carl then provides some incre...

Another week and another new idea from Carl pulled out of the bag!  We call up our good friend Bex aka, Self proclaimed Gobby Queen from episodes 8 & 16 and play a fun game of ‘What’s In Bex’s Mouth’ we’ll give you a heads up - it's not a penis!    But first our guest Benny tells a story about how he broke the bro code with a sis and almost ruined a good friendship with a sneaky one nighter!    It...

Woah, honestly, someone gave Rachel too much sugar before recording this week! Apologies for the heavy breathing….  But speaking of breathing, wait till you hear what Carl managed to create involving his unborn baby's heartbeat & his handyman skills!    This week our guest Keely has quite the yarn, where you wouldn't believe what her date did while they were doing the deed! It appears he's absolut...

Are we?! Are we really starting an Only Fans?!    This week, Rachel should definitely be getting a commission on sex toys after the glowing & flowing endorsement she gave them.    We have our first-ever cougar story in studio with us this week, and his story had an absolute doozy of a twist that we never saw coming.    Plus, things got reeeeeeealy weird this week, when Rach ended up in a paddling...

Can you believe we have somehow rambled our way through 21 episodes?! Absolutely outrageous, and we are so humbled you have come along on this journey with us, laughed with us, cried with us, and kept pushing through the weeks with us.   So we had to delete our initial guest, end of story haha. But it's ok, because we are good to go with our mate Tayla, who had an unfortunate incident with a boy a...