Married, Divorced & Dating

Welcome back to another week of absolute shit chat! We are joined by our good friend Keely Page who’s testing out Rachels Hinge Hack to see how many festival dates she can line up this summer. Spoiler: she’s already got a bite after one hour!! But buckle up, because Keely also drops a wild story that comes with a PSA for anyone dating in Auckland… apparently, there’s a 6’5" male out there juggling...

Rachel’s celebrating two whole years with her boyfriend (wild, we know), while Carl’s having an emotional dad moment watching his daughter grow up too fast.  But don’t get too cozy, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern dating.  Spoiler: it’s grim out there.  Men, if your first message is a sexual comment, we need to talk! Don’t worry though, we’ve got tips to help you do way bet...

We’re mixing things up this week! No cuts, no edits, just a totally raw and unfiltered chat straight from the heart (and occasionally, the chaos).   Carl’s found himself a new best friend and is figuring out how to navigate the inside of his own brain, while Rachel’s dealing with something a little more... intimate. After having part of her cervix removed, she faces some of the most brutal pain im...

If you’re single, love music, and want an epic summer, Rachel’s got a genius Hinge prompt hack for the girlies, designed to save you money and guarantee max fun!    Plus, we’re diving into a conflicting topic: what actually counts as cheating? From emotional connections to strip clubs, we put some real-life scenarios to our Instagram polls to find out where people draw the line. The results? Let’s...

We were blessed with GirthMasterrs time, so we have part 2 of his delightful chat with the man with the girthiest cock in porn.    He tells talks to us about boundaries, cock reactions, chatting about work with family and friends, and now working and hanging out with stars he used to beat off to.    Following on from last episodes, Carl is bringing what guys wish the gals knew! Great insight if yo...

Well well well, we can’t believe that we made it to episode 100 and to celebrate the big one, we thought we’d get the big guy himself on the show! Girth Masterr, the girthiest guy in porn.    He tells us all about growing up and navigating relationships with his ‘girthy gift” and how he found himself in the industry.    Plus, lads, have you ever wondered what girls you’re dating are actually think...

You’d never have predicted this when we started the podcast: Rachel is now officially recording from her new home - aka, her boyfriend’s house - aka, she’s moved in! Just in time to kick off the countdown to our 100th episode next week    This week, we’re joined by one of our incredible listeners, who shares an emotional and inspiring story about the end of his engagement, after discovering his ex...

Welcome back to another week inside Carl and Rachel’s unfiltered minds!   We had so much love for Eclipse (our incredible gender-fluid guest) last week, that we had to bring them back! This time joined by their partner Venus, a proud trans woman. Together, they open up about their relationship dynamic, the first time Eclipse watched porn, living with a dominatrix, and loads more juicy bits you don...

This week’s episode is seriously insightful! Our guest Eclipse identifies as demisexual, pansexual, and gender-fluid, and is in a relationship with a trans woman. They join us to share their personal journey and insights into navigating open, authentic, and exploratory relationships of past and present.   From sexual desires, to boundaries, communication and gender eurphoria, Eclipse dives deep wi...

Need the tea on someone you're dating? Wondering how many red flags they come with? Or if they're waving a whole damn parade of them? Maybe you're after a cheeky background check to see how they’ve behaved in past relationships? Rachel’s found the ultimate app for you!   This week, we're joined by our mate Patty, who drops a jaw-dropping story about an “exclusive” relationship that started with sp...

Would you give a gobby if asked nicely? We’re diving straight into the deep end this week    Our guest Tony shares one of the wildest workplace stories we’ve heard in a while involving night shifts, a broken work machine, and a very hands on way of keeping morale high around the office.    Then we chat about whether ChatGPT is actually ruining relationships. Is your partner jealous of AI? Are we o...

Just like the Hotel California, we can check out, but we will never really leave! So just like that, we are back for another week!    We are joined by some of Carl’s Gen Z colleagues to talk about how their dating lifes are going in their early 20’s and how hard it is out there at this age in the changing times. Wh y are Gen Zs so afraid of being ‘cringe’?    Plus Rachel finds a fun and exciting t...

Wow it feels good to be back! Major aplogise for the delay in releasing episodes and dumping a large one on you up front!   Massive life updates incoming if youre interested in what we have been up to and hows we are feeling   We are also joined by the absolute icon Tessa who shares her story about a spicy night at a Berlin sex club - you don’t want to miss this!   Then Carl brings a very interest...

Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free!   Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life.   Finally, Carl shares his top dating tips and tricks, helping Rachel keep the spark alive in her first long-term relationship...

Let’s chat about marriage!  This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed! Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days!    Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend?? And speaking of Carl, let's just s...

Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of.    Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 ar...

  London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat!    Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun.   Rachel’s story this week is an oldie but a goodie. One she kept just...

Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person?    We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal.   Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny’ owner. Frontal wedgies, clit tingles, fanny flutters w...

Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you!  Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in fron...

Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn…. After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an incredible view in on of the tallest buildings in London that he stumbled across on grinder! Instagram...

Roly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff! We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus challenges the status quo! She’s got plenty of stories to tell, however this week she kicks it off with a b...

We recap on last weeks dirty talk to see how much Rachel learnt from Carl and see how it went in the bedroom in real life   After another week of digging into the archives, we bring up an old chat with award-winning comedian, Nick Rado where the tables turn and he ends up interviewing us! We touch on Carl’s journey to parenthood, self-love, anal, and new lessons in every relationship passing, and...

The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it? Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more?  We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma about dating in Dubai! How would you find this date?!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating...

Welcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We’re so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend 👀 Hear all about her struggles with settling into London, and navigating her first relationship after marriage (5 years ago), and an update on Carl finding balance in his beautiful fa...

#81  - Roadhead hunting How long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat?  We would love to hear your thoughts!    This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home!    Then we go way back down memory lane to Rachels's wedding where one of the grooms friends tries to fight her dad!...