Married, Divorced & Dating

Carl is back at it with his digging to what is happening with Rachel and her mystery man from another country who she has a matching tattoo with, however, she stays tight-lipped as she is afraid of the curse of the podcast!    We are joined again by our very close friend, Tyler Christie, who shares an intimate story of the time he and a hook-up were both absolutely soaked!    Then we chat messy br...

Well what a doozy of a week!    What if you're in a long-term relationship but you’ve got a crush on someone else? After nearly 14 years together with his wife, Carl lets us in and shares his thoughts on how they handle this kind of thing.    We welcome back our anonymous friends Anna & Nina to tell the tale of the time they indulged in a full-fledged 5-person orgy. That's right, last week it was...

Curious about having a threesome but don’t know where to start? This week, we’re joined by two anonymous listeners who are seasoned threesome professionals to explain the ins, outs, and all arounds of how to get into and enjoy a threesome!    Then we go into the controversial topic of being child-free with our friend Tracey! Rach and Trace chat about being single women in their 30s facing the soci...

This week we are joined again by the incredible Julia-Ruth, who shares a story of the time she and her best friend get taken away on a mini getaway where a couple of incidents happen.   Carl and Rachel get matching tattoos! And after the fact we figure out Carl will be able to think of Rachel every time he has a wank now! It’s beautiful!    We then deep dive into our love languages as Rachel navig...

This week we are blessed with the incredible love story of Sin Howard, Drive show host from George FM and Graham Matthews one half of Drum & Bass DJ/Producer duo Lee Mvthews!  We talk their friendship morphing into a romantic connection, their first time having sex, big ideas for a WEDDING and sooo much more!    We find out why Carls has been using alot of anal lube lately.   We then deep dive int...

Would you look at that! We are celebrating the BIG FIVE OH!!! 50 Episodes in and we have JAM PACKED it with some chat!    We are joined by NZ Radio Royalty Jay-Jay Feeney and Dom Harvey, who chat very openly about their life after marriage.  However, it doesn't appear the love ever left. This is an amazing insight into how delightful a break-up can be, and some great chat on how they both integrat...

Has hell frozen over? Rachel is in a gushing whirlwind, and we’re not sure what's happening. BUT what we do know, Carl is VERY excited to bring in one of his fellow, 'night walkers' and one of Rach's most recent one-night stands in to debrief on what she is calling her last, as she claims, she is now in love…. What?!    Our guest Brayden joins us for the majority of the episode and you won’t be di...

Missed it, or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again? Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme i...

Ok, we admit, we'd had a few drinks when we recorded this. But there's some good science here...You're welcome, we will accept our Nobel prize now.   Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com...

DTF? Would you rather, someone is honest with you about their intentions on while you’re talking to them on a dating app? Or go the long way around?   We are joined by Gemma, a listener who has reached out wanting to share her brave story of escaping a religion she was bought up in feeling like a round peg in a square hole. A real inspiration to see how one can flip a traumatic experience into som...

Vagina Owners! Ever wondered about the shape & feel of your insides?! - Yeah, Rach too  - luckily for us, Carl has the answers!    This week we’re joined by Ok Cupid's head of global communications - Michael Kaye -  he helps people find love all over the world, and with this experience lets us in on some amazing tips and tricks on navigating online dating in 2022! Listen in for the do’s and don’ts...

Lads! Strap in and turn your taringas – and hopefully your ladies – on! Ladies, if you have a significant other, sit down with (or on) them and listen to the incredible relationship and sex advice Jay Reeve is bringing to this episode.    As one half a very successful 10yr+ marriage, Jay shares some words of wisdom, and tells us what he has learnt to keep his relationship and sex life alive, and e...

Are vegans strictly spitters?? We ask the BIG questions this week…   We are joined by Shortland Street actress, Rebekah Randell and get to know her spicy side! How much does she relate to her character Dawn on Shortland Street?  She also gives us a GREAT date tip which we will continue to use from now on!  You might want to too!    Then off the back of getting to know each other last week, we cont...

Missed it, or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme i...

Ya booty, butt, tushy or tail. If you're keen on exploring the area, whether it be by yourself, or with a partner, it's good to have some fundamentals down pat, before you get amongst.    Lucky for you, we had an enlightening chat with Sexpert, Emma from Adult Toy Mega Store.    If you think a toy might be what you need to get started, or maby you're a seasoned pro and are looking to take things w...

Is Rachel keeping a secret from us?! Carl is digging and doing his best to get as much information out of her as possible! He then gives us another look into one of the new tricks he's learnt from being a dad!    We also welcome back Sexpert/Sex Toy Educator / All round great person, Emma from our show partner, Adult Toy Mega Store. This week she is gearing us up on how to use toys with partners!...

We have a DADDY!!  Sorry for the absence the past 4 weeks as Carl became a first-time Daddy!  Naturally, we take a deep dive into how incredible his life has been since the birth, discussing all things newborn and first-time fathering!  For once it is Carl doing all the gushing and not Rachel’s privates   But first, we are joined by our wonderful guest Farhein, She tells us an incredible story, co...

Yeeeoowww she's a big episode, strap in while we cover a bunch of topics, saving the best for last - the thoughts of a 27yr old Rachel as she gets ready for a divorce!    But first, as Carl prepares to have his first child, Rach takes control of the episode and surprises him with an adorable gift for him and his child - while re-naming the show for the episode!    We are then joined by the wonderf...

This week, Carl reckons he might have the solution to getting Rachel a boyfriend! Heard of the TikTok trend vabbing?  Carl is convinced if Rach would just finger herself on a night out, she may be able to snatch up a man!    Our guest this week & friend of the show, Sophie Nathan, yarns to us about how some guys react her cute little half finger.    Finally, Rach gets to spin the game show onto Ca...

From episode #40, here's our full chat with Sex Toy expert and Educator Emma from Adult toy megastore.    If any of these toys tickle ya fancy or feeling a bit curious and experimental, jump onto https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/ And you can use our code MDDTALES10 at check out and get 10% off on us!

Ever stopped to think about the best sex you've had?  After a standard conversation with Rach, she’s reminded of an incredible night she had in Sydney! So we open the question, what's the best sex you’ve ever had?? Hear Carl and Rachel’s times in this episode!    Plus, we are joined by the wonderful Emma from our new ‘Friend with Benefits’ Partner, Adult Toy Megastore! Emma is a sex toy expert and...

Who knew that having your partner date your best friend would become a trend on this podcast?! Not us, and I’m not entirely sure we are here for it!    Last week we heard from Tyler about this happening and this week the hectic topic continues as we hear from Katie Flood all about her love life below deck, and how her boyfriend left her for her best friend! Come on the journey as Katie goes throug...

Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme in...

WeDon’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway. Full sotry from Ep#15   Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating The...

WOW this week's episode goes from bad to worse when it comes to dating scenarios!    But first, what do we all think of Rachel starting a Kick Starter for a new set of tits?! Would you trade a donation for a tit pic?! Carl has named it the TITSTARTER ** COPYRIGHT (lol)   We then have our good friend Tyler back on to talk about a situation he was in which ended with him losing his best friend, and...