John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Welcome to this cheese eating episode of JAHS, wherein we discuss The Departed. Things are Bahston yahd, wicked pissah’ etc. The post Episode 46 – The Departed appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this episode, John and Alexx enter into a symbiotic relationship with a garbage fire named Venom. The post Episode 45 – Venom appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Please, accept this supplicating gesture and join us in a discussion of Rise of the Planet of the Apes. The post Episode 44 – Rise of the Planet of the Apes appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Strap on your rocket-skates and join us as we slog through the mire that is Jupiter Ascending. Caine… Wise. The post Episode 43 – Jupiter Ascending appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

On this discordant piano laden episode, John and Alexx tackle Stanley Kubrick’s final film “Eyes Wide Shut.” Thankfully the episode does not end in an orgy. The post Episode 42 – Eyes Wide Shut appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 41, in which John and Alexx discuss Batman Returns. I don’t know about you, Miss Listener, but afterwards we felt so much…. yummier. The post Episode 41 – Batman Returns appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx decided to watch Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar, but who really made them decide? John and Alexx from the past/future… kind of like Kate Pryde, but less genetically abnormal, and with more bookshelves. Enjoy! The post Episode 40 – Interstellar appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Accio hilarious movie commentary! Get it? Like one of the spells used in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Which, coincidentally, is the movie we comment upon during this episode. Enjoy! The post Episode 39 – Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Well kids, put on your dancing shoes and ill-fitting suit jackets for tonight we go to homecoming… Spider-Man: Homecoming that is. Look, these things are hard to write. You try it sometime, smart guy. Sheesh, the nerve of you. Anyway, enjoy! The post Episode 38 – Spider-Man: Homecoming appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Tonight *Insert Jump Scare* we braved the *Insert Jump Scare* haunted halls of *Insert Jump Scare* “The Conjuring” *Insert Creepy Doll* The post Episode 37 – The Conjuring appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Mandy. It’s a movie. We watched it. The world is better now. The post Episode 36 – Mandy appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Thirty days ’til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Thirty days ’til Halloween… John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Tonight we pierce the veil between the realms to discuss Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Please pretend that John and I are wearing really shitty masks while talking…. it will make things just that much better. The post Episode 35 – Halloween III: Season of the Witch appeared first on John...

John and Alexx Hate Stuff: Episode 34: Port of Call: Dank Basement Studio. This is a special movie: a movie of drug use, of mystical lizards, of subdued Kilmer, and most importantly: a movie of questions: Such as: What happened to the fish? Where is the kibble? Is this movie a sequel? Is it a … Continue reading "Episode 34 – Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans" The post Episode 34 –...

Brah. We totally watched Airborne…. It certainly came out in the early 1990s. Go listen… and be… gnarly? The post Episode 33 – Airborne appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Tonight, we celebrate the return of Martha’s son by watching “Justice League.” Then John and Alexx raced to the west coast- Spoiler alert: We already live on that coast and therefore the race was as stupid of an idea as this movie. Enjoy! The post Episode 32 – Justice League appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Pele? Check. Stallone? Check. Nazis? Check. What else could you ask for? That’s right, tonight we watched “Escape to Victory” with the help of special football correspondent Matt Case. Enjoy! The post Episode 31 – Escape to Victory w/ Matt Case appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this vampire-adjacent episode, John and Alexx watch Frank D’Angelo’s “Sicilian Vampire” then speak in Italian for no explicable reason.   The post Episode 30 – Sicilian Vampire appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Hoc eventu alexx et alexx intrare spatium foramen nigrum in nuper 90s horror ‘Vicis Horizon “… Et timere, latine. (In this episode John and Alexx enter the black hole of late 90s space horror “Event Horizon”… Be afraid, in Latin.) The post Episode 29 – Event Horizon appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 28, wherein two glands in the form of podcasters form their verbal excretions together to catch the internet ablaze! And by that I mean John and Alexx discuss “Reign of Fire” The post Episode 28 – Reign of Fire appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Have you ever wanted to hear a Russian impression of Guillermo del Toro? Well, we’ve got you covered! Please, get lost in this in-depth discussion of Pan’s Labyrinth.  See what I did there? Get lost…. you know, like in a labyrinth…. I’m sorry. The post Episode 27 – Pan’s Labyrinth appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this action-packed episode, John and Alexx get revenge on puppy killers by discussing “John Wick”. How is that revenge, you ask? Well, obviously you’ve never been stuck in a room with us.   The post Episode 26 – John Wick appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… and by that I mean a few days ago in Alexx’s apartment… we discussed “Star Wars: The Last Jedi.” Then we floated some rocks and killed a bantha… good times. The post Episode 25 – The Last Jedi appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 24, wherein our ragtag group of thieves attempt to steal about an hour of the listeners’ lives with prattle about Gone in 60 Seconds. Enjoy!   The post Episode 24 – Gone in 60 Seconds appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 23, wherein a bowling team of podcasters discuss “The Big Lebowski.” It’s like.. you know… it’s like… a thing, man… you know? – See what I’ve done there? I’ve insulted both of our intelligences by parroting The Dude’s drivel… enjoy! The post Episode 23 – The Big Lebowski appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

…. …. …. .. …… … .. … …. ….. ….. ….. Get it? I’m being mute… like the fellow in the movie, “Mute.” Which is the movie we are talking about in this episode. It’s from Netflix. I believe I’ve gotten the point across. Please Subscribe/Rate/Review on wherever you listen to this! The post Episode 22 – Mute appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail